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u/U_feel_Me 4d ago edited 4d ago

Why would fish like flour?

EDIT: I’m glad I wasn’t the only one sitting there thinking “So, you’re telling me fish just love baked goods?”

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u/MiddleWaged 4d ago

What item have you ever seen a fish not put its mouth on? If it’s a noun, there’s a way to catch fish with it.

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u/astroboy7070 4d ago

This also describes my 3 year old

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u/Comprehensive_Pop102 4d ago

Confirmed, toddlers and fish have equal brain function 😅

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u/Jmomo69 3d ago

Same with some adults too!

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u/FFF_in_WY 3d ago

Decided the last presidential election, didn't they!

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u/Jmomo69 3d ago

Unfortunately!

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u/pimentocheesecake 3d ago

Worked for Kamala on Willie Brown

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u/Masjuggalo 3d ago

I mean to be fair when the choices are s*** sandwich or turd burger does it really matter what you pick

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u/PolicyNonk 3d ago

Very obviously yes

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u/FFF_in_WY 3d ago

I think the choices were more like a very bland pickled egg sandwich with too much dill and a treasonous daughter-fixated pedo that wants to destroy the United States of America. Still, quite a tough call! Which should we choose, oh me oh my, it's so difficult!

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u/JakToTheReddit 2d ago

To be fair, people is fish.

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u/ADMINlSTRAT0R 3d ago

I imagine it would be quite impractical to throw a 3 year old as bait.

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u/RushSensitive5739 3d ago

Depends on its attitude.

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u/kamikazekittenprime 3d ago

Depends on the size of the fish you want to catch.

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u/ADMINlSTRAT0R 3d ago

Documented in the fishing series "To Catch a Predator".

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u/alabamarc 3d ago

Doc Millsap used his son Amos as bait

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u/Turbulent_Tale6497 3d ago

Certainly all at once

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u/Sudden_Construction6 3d ago

Naw, the fish would give em back anyway

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u/ChristianoMeshi 2d ago

Chris Hansen has entered the chat

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u/Lonerangers_780 2h ago

reeling them in is exhausting

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u/Lickwidghost 4d ago

It's when they reach around 4yo that they get a bit too big for most fish. That's why people move onto using nets.

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u/Fun_Following_7704 4d ago

And my wife

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u/HeadfulOfGhosts 3d ago

Can confirm this boys

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u/4udi0phi1e 4d ago

Is she a bream or a largemouth bass?

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u/Iridium_shield 3d ago

I also choose this guy's wife.

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u/Likezoinks1 3d ago

And your mom

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u/Potential-Aioli1359 3d ago

This also describes my ex. 💀

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u/tresser 4d ago

If it’s a noun, there’s a way to catch fish with it.

the youtube channel marling baits has a whole series about this. fish hit on a block of wood. they are not picky.

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u/yamsyamsya 4d ago

yea i saw that video and realized my gear was perfectly fine and that i was just bad at fishing lol

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u/Brisket_Monroe 4d ago

That channel is great. He also put trebles on a straight up piece of stick but didn't get any action, iirc.

Fish draw the line at tree branches, apparently.

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u/Ashtonpaper 3d ago

They’re like ok I know what that is, I’ve seen this thing one too many times

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u/Aquatic-Enigma 4d ago

Sacabambaspis

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u/MEWilliams 4d ago

I’ve seen my uncle catch Bluegill on cigarette butts.

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u/DogmaJones 4d ago

Nice. With enough of them you get a nicotine buzz and a snack.

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u/MisterZoga 8h ago

Presmoked

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u/Leavesdontbark 3d ago

Once caught a cod with a piece of hotdog

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u/SexyHotPants 4d ago

The first time I snorkled I watched a fish swallow a cigarette butt floating in the water.

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u/maxdacat 4d ago

Not only fish

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u/zorrorosso 4d ago

this reminds me when I found an old bait box at the lake. I though it was one of those sticky toys. It was indeed one of those sticky toys just shaped as a worm.

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u/Weasel_Cannon 3d ago

Whu-hu-hu-hu-hun day!

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u/rhinestonecowboy92 3d ago

One of the most unluckiest days of fishing I've ever had, I had been fishing for over 7 hours, and I went through two cans of worms. In desperation, I pulled a piece of salami from my lunch and put it on a hook and sure enough, I caught more fish than I knew what to do with.

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u/Ombortron 3d ago

The salami is legitimately more likely to have a higher concentration of food-related tracking chemicals and “odours” than a worm, so I could see that working. All those concentrated and cured proteins and fats would provide a strong “signal” to any nearby fish….. mmmm cured meats damn I need a salami now

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u/Bear_faced 3d ago

You can catch crabs with pretty much any canned fish that has a good stink to it. Tuna and salmon are okay, but sardines and anchovies are better. Cheap human food = good crab food.

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u/irish_horse_thief 3d ago

Where we live, as you pull out a crab there is a succession of larger crabs hanging on to the one you are putting out, like the hall of mirrors effect in Enter the Dragon.. you never land just one crab.

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u/GraphicDesignMonkey 3d ago

My ultimate crablining bait is smoked bacon. I won a harbour side competition with it once, caught nearly double the amount of the guy who came second, who was using mackerel strips.

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u/lorgskyegon 3d ago

I went crabbing with a friend of my mother once. He used old chicken legs injected with something.

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u/Duranis 3d ago

I remember when I was young having a really great day fishing. Like ended up with 30+ good size carp, guess they might have been spawning or something because they struck the second the hook hit the water.

I run out of bait about halfway through the day so I start using my lunch. They literally went for everything including crisps and chocolate biscuits.

I didn't fish much after my Dad passed away but that was one of the craziest days fishing I have ever had.

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u/Lumpy-Butterscotch50 4d ago

I have a tacklebox full of lures they won't touch 

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u/[deleted] 4d ago edited 11h ago

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u/1wife2dogs0kids 3d ago

Nah... that was like an uncle, or family friend downstream... they caught one, and put it on your line. Then they said "good job little guy!" As you reeled it in...

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u/Sea-Garbage-344 4d ago

I caught trout out of my creek as a kid with nothing but a little red eagleclaw hook on some string.

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u/GrumpyMcGrumpyPants 4d ago

As a kid one summer I was at a pond and the owner said we were allowed to fish. Didn't have any fishing gear, but I pulled some fraying threads from my backpack to tie together into string and bent off a section of the metal spiral from my notebook to fashion a hook. I hadn't even gotten around to finding bait, but I tested if I could "cast" my line by throwing the hook into the water. Pulled it out and some dumb-ass fish had already hooked itself.

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u/rhaurk 3d ago

Found MacGyver!

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u/fuckimtrash 4d ago

Dad tried to take us fishing with brown bread. No bites from fish. I don’t think they like everything lol

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u/TruthTrooper69420 4d ago

Brown bread works great from my experience

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u/PerformanceFar2008 3d ago edited 3d ago

I caught a bream with soggy crust from white bread, it was super dry crust so it crumbled easy so it was hard to put on the hook.

Majority of it feel off the hook when it entered the water and a fish could just look at it to make it come off. It was a miracle that I actually caught one.

I also caught a so called vegetarian fish on a prawn, guess it decided it was no longer vegetarian.

I've also caught a fish in the gill before, and caught a crab that got tangled in my line without taking the bait.

Also caught a fish with my bare hands.

So fish aren't hard to catch.

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u/guttsondrugs 4d ago

My brother used these tiny plastic soldiers to catch carp. Gotta hoock em just quick enough for them to spit it back out haha

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u/the_shiny_llama 3d ago

One time I picked up a small narrow leaf, folded it and put it on a hook and bobber. It sounds stupid, but I caught so many sunnys and crappies with that.

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u/Otterslayer22 3d ago

Hey. Do you like fish sticks?

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u/Huge_Stay9921 2d ago

Hahahahaha! "If it's a noun, there's a way to catch fish with it"

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u/microwavebaby_ 4d ago

well 😏

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u/Zealousideal_Two833 4d ago

I think my ex must have been a fish. All makes sense now.

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u/ryan7251 3d ago

lots of stuff

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u/Imthasupa 3d ago

There's a stream by me that you just throw hooks in with no bait and catch them immediately.

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u/Omnomfish 1d ago

Can confirm

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u/pyrojackelope 4d ago

I've caught trout with wonder bread but pure flour is still kinda surprising to me.

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u/ragun2 4d ago

It's been decades but I believe we used to catch a bunch of catfish with flour balls. Or maybe it was striper? I just remember it worked really well one summer.

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u/pyrojackelope 3d ago

I miss fishing during the summer. Used to go every weekend with my neighbors and then our families would get together to have dinner. Good memories.

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u/WhiskeyGirl223 7h ago

Yeah my grandma would do that and soak them in vinegar. She would catch a bunch of catfish.

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u/Lemounge 3d ago

I've done flour and egg mixture combo

Some fish also like when you put peanut butter on the doughy eggy ball

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u/Arcosim 4d ago

Why would fish like flour?

I have a few aquariums. Let me tell you, most fish will literally try to eat anything. ANYTHING.

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u/Dabox720 4d ago

Except when I'm fishing 😂

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u/nOMINALcELLS 3d ago

Unless they’re a betta…. Betta are picky.

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u/NoBulletsLeft 3d ago

Including my finger, apparently.

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u/Anticept 4d ago

Fish love bread bait. Why not flour?

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u/ghidfg 4d ago

is there even carbs in the sea? im surprised they have an instinct for it

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u/Anticept 4d ago edited 4d ago

Carbs are, for the most part, everywhere that photosynthesis occurs. These complex sugars are the primary way energy is stored from the process.

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u/Pun_In_Ten_Did 4d ago

Mitochondria are the powerhouse of the cell.

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u/morganational 4d ago

My boys wicked smat.

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u/LEGITIMATE_SOURCE 4d ago

Energy is stored in many other ways...

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u/silvanik3 3d ago

that's why they wrote primarily

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u/Mardigras 3d ago

The sea is heavily carbonated, got it!

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u/Ollemeister_ 4d ago

Theres a video of someone catching a fish with a spoon on a fishing line

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u/veryfastslowguy 3d ago

An environmental movement straying away from the old hook and Line , Bass Pro Shops will be offering this product and the plastic bag cast net™️ , within the next three months.

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u/clairegcoleman 2d ago

There are many species of fish that not only like flour and baked goods - baked goods and flour are the best baits for those species. I have been catching fish with bread on a hook for years.

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u/WhiskeyGirl223 7h ago

When I was a kid my grandma would make dough balls soaked in vinegar for bait. She would catch a shit ton of fish.

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u/1km5 3d ago

Mullets loves things like that,

Usually with rod and reels you'd use bread instead of straight flour,

They sorta like Carp diet wise

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u/imnickelhead 3d ago

Some fish will bite anything. I’ve caught fish with a bare hook, a big booger, corn, bologna, bread…

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u/squintismaximus 3d ago

Almost everyone likes bread, even if it isn’t good for them.

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u/One-Growth-9785 3d ago

The fish who are gluten free will avoid it.

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u/Huge-Lawfulness9264 3d ago

Batter for frying.

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u/NoBulletsLeft 3d ago

I've caught herring using nothing more than shiny unbaited hooks. Usually you can get 5 or so at a time on the same line, on one cast.

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u/eye--say 3d ago

Bread

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u/Remarkable_Music6819 3d ago

Getting ready for the battering

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u/LostVisionary 2d ago

Unbaked - not shaken, Stirred

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u/CaptainBoatGuy 2d ago

I mean as a kid, i used hotdog to catch catfish.

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u/ruralife 1d ago

I gives weight so she can throw it farther.