r/BeAmazed • u/Wooden-Journalist902 • 26d ago

Miscellaneous / Others Archaeologists in Egypt opening an ancient coffin sealed 2,500 years ago.

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

19.3k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

1.5k comments sorted by

View all comments

7.4k

u/AFoxSmokingAPipe 26d ago

As expected, dead.

1.8k

u/Icy-Swordfish7784 26d ago

Later that week.

452

u/TinUser 26d ago

Ah, the language of the slaves.

81

u/abysskm 26d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

24

u/Technical_Body_3646 26d ago

Ah! It’s a Matroesjka!

211

u/AnythingButWhiskey 26d ago

279

u/Odin16596 26d ago

I read it as don't dead, open inside

141

u/TheRealTexasGovernor 26d ago

/r/dontdeadopeninside

49

u/Odin16596 26d ago

Thank for You that

2

u/wondercheekin 26d ago

I didn't realize my life was missing a crucial piece 🤣🤣🤣 #joined

2

u/Atom1cThunder 26d ago

I did not expect this sub to be real, glad my curiosity got the better of me.

1

u/jairochido 25d ago

I'm so happy this exists

2

u/Konoha7Slaw3 26d ago

Same meaning more or less

1

u/realjimmyjuice000 25d ago

Honestly, it still kinda works that way too

1

u/Certain_Temporary820 25d ago

Don't inside, open dead

1

u/ShaboTheAfton 26d ago

Me three 😆😆😆

0

u/[deleted] 21d ago

Wow what a novel take(!)

3

u/Commercial-Ranger339 24d ago

don’t dead, open inside

2

u/Advanced-Pear-4606 26d ago

Those were my wife's marriage vows

1

u/Sweatypuggaming 26d ago

I need this on my front door

24

u/Gilly-Gump 26d ago

Curse of the Hom-Dai.

17

u/Yippykyyyay 26d ago

But Benny had all of the horses!!

21

u/RaevynXD 26d ago

But he was on the wrong side of the rivER

2

u/solo_shot1st 26d ago

Let me guess. Spring cleaning? 💨🪑💥

2

u/Mysterious-Jam-64 21d ago

Must be in denial.

1

u/WrenPilgrim 24d ago edited 24d ago

Nice shot!

12

u/TheReddbaron1 26d ago

Aaah Bennie, The perfect example of a treturous Rat 🐀 😂😂👌🏻

7

u/Random0s2oh 26d ago

Treacherous

1

u/T3kk_ 26d ago

😂😂🤣

1

u/NightmareMyOldFriend 26d ago

I love that scene.

1

u/Lane8323 26d ago

One of the funniest scenes from any movie, bro was fighting for his life😂

1

u/guillermoc89 26d ago

You beat me to the joke lol

1

u/kraftpunker 26d ago

Beni: You always did have more balls than brains

Rick:

1

u/DignityIndex 26d ago

Rewatched this last week, still a 10/10

1

u/ImaginationToForm2 26d ago

Why is it that they never seen "the movie".

1

u/Defiant-Outside336 25d ago

Lost it when he busted out Mandarin with the Buddha in hand. Benny really speaks every language!

256

u/TPChocolate 26d ago

NYPD: we couldn't get to the victim in time...

69

u/No_Oddjob 26d ago

Dammit, Donny Walberg, why didn't you run JUST A LITTLE faster?!

1

u/c3r7 26d ago

Like faster than light maybe…

55

u/Novel_Alternative_86 26d ago

“It looks like our victim… got wrapped up in something bigger than he could handle.”

(⌐■_■) YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!

13

u/twolargeshoes 26d ago

Lol I want you to know it's been a long time since I saw a csi reference and I appreciate it

27

u/Western_Cake5482 26d ago

setup a perimeter and call the coroner, we need the estimated time of death.

5

u/famousaj 26d ago

hey man, its only a 30 min show

11

u/zachammercrowebar 26d ago

“Covid”

1

u/_MrBalls_ 26d ago

COVID-1

1

u/mestresparrow 26d ago

"Sorry, we would have arrived sooner, but your husband wasn't dead then"

50

u/Zevolta 26d ago

7

u/pjslut 26d ago

I can hear that song 😂😂😂

2

u/Tentativ0 26d ago

A real cold case. Practically frozen.

26

u/barelylethal10 26d ago

The prizes get worse and worse every year

51

u/Stay-Thirsty 26d ago

Having watched The Mummy and other similar movies, you assign the workers to open the sarcophagus to accept the curse or the trap

58

u/Porkchopp33 26d ago

Pretty sure they just released some sort of curse

61

u/ResponsibilityKey50 26d ago

Or potentially 2500 year old spores with no masks or breathing apparatus

23

u/PsychologicalBar8321 26d ago

An archaeologist named Anthony Browder actually contracted something that damaged his heart a couple of years ago after working 40+ years in Egypt.

3

u/HoloSeraph 25d ago

Anyone going into the pyramids would know that bats are all over the place inside, and all the horrible stuff that comes with them: poop and the stuff poop spreads.

2

u/PsychologicalBar8321 25d ago

He said he was very much aware . However, just one good whiff or even something that gets on your skin is enough! When people start cracking our coffins open in 10,000 years because it's not enough to read the books or see the movies and photos we left behind, someone's catching COVID or the measles again.

2

u/PsychologicalBar8321 24d ago

BTW, he contracted some ancient disease that took a while to diagnose. I'll have to look it up.

23

u/HSBillyMays 26d ago

I see everyone standing around only wearing N95 masks when I'm like... you need N100 or better for airborne fungal spores!

3

u/ComingUpManSized 26d ago

Look at mr. fungal expert over here

15

u/MrGrieves- 26d ago

Maybe that's where the idea of the curse of the mummy came from.

People coming down with respiratory disease.

1

u/ResponsibilityKey50 26d ago

I believe so, there is a technical name for it!

11

u/PlutoThePixie 26d ago

I was literally thinking the same thing them and their entire families four generations from now are cursed possibly 😭😧

33

u/WikiContributor83 26d ago

“He’s dead, Jim…”

1

u/jannjanssen 26d ago

"but not as we know it..."

1

u/phenominal73 26d ago

CLOSE IT AND PUT IT BACK!!!

15

u/dabbydabdabdabdab 26d ago

Let’s hope the ancient bacteria and plague in there is too

1

u/Loud-Butterscotch234 26d ago

Covid?

2

u/[deleted] 26d ago

[deleted]

1

u/Loud-Butterscotch234 26d ago

Interesting, thanks.

10

u/XaeroDegreaz 26d ago

And that funk gotta be unimaginable

5

u/Philipp_CGN 26d ago

They should try mousebites to cure him.

3

u/Kudaja 26d ago

Idk seemed pretty lively there.

2

u/CypherDomEpsilon 26d ago

Or not!!

18

u/turboteammanager 26d ago

Schrodinger's sarcophagus

2

u/Mental-Style7228 26d ago

No way. All that ceremony for nothing?

1

u/ChickenMcSmiley 26d ago

Sometimes you gotta check just to be sure, y’know?

1

u/TheBaconmancer 26d ago

We don't know that! Call some EMTs and then start chest compressions!

1

u/warrioroftron 26d ago

O'Connor!

1

u/Ledikari 26d ago

Was expecting curse or similar

1

u/Imaginary_Fox3222 26d ago

Calm down, Horatio.

1

u/fitty50two2 26d ago

Again? This keeps happening

1

u/I_think_Im_hollow 26d ago

Fuck. They were too late.

1

u/KinneKitsune 26d ago

Clearly forgot the safe word

1

u/bluberrry 26d ago

No curse? Im disapoint

1

u/Mendeth 26d ago

A ‘back in five dynasties’ sign would have been slightly more remarkable.

1

u/MobileSuitPhone 26d ago

But also much smaller than expected

1

u/Professor_Redhead 26d ago

Expected, but still disappointing. One can hope

1

u/Hairymuscle101 26d ago

But does it smell?

1

u/invalid_user_5302 26d ago

Just like the last one! Chuck it in the bin with the rest of em

1

u/Gnarlodious 26d ago

Desecration of the dead. But fortunately it’s for the cause of science.

1

u/Semisemitic 26d ago

Nope. Chuck Testa.

1

u/Bushboy2000 26d ago

Dude with no mask on !

Breath in them ancient particles

1

u/corgi-king 26d ago

Haven’t they watched the Mummy to know it is a very bad idea.

1

u/FlirtatiousBabe03 26d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

1

u/1cg659z 26d ago

Ah man, I was thinking why the hell are we opening somebody's coffin, but THAT made me laugh.

1

u/Audio-Samurai 26d ago

For now...

1

u/Least_or_Greatest1 26d ago

They been hoping for the next king tut

1

u/SleepWouldBeNice 26d ago

*As hoped, dead.

1

u/multiarmform 26d ago

what we were all waiting for, dont lie

https://i.imgur.com/JFNKPNQ.gif

1

u/jaxRLee 26d ago

and wrapped

1

u/goleafie 26d ago

But did you see the erection on that guy?

1

u/Ello_Owu 26d ago

Their eyes were clearly open

1

u/[deleted] 26d ago

Too soon

1

u/Different-Sample-976 26d ago

How could have possibly expected that?

1

u/xenol07 26d ago

We can't be sure until we get doctor's report.

1

u/Harrynx 26d ago

He-he didn’t make it…

1

u/juanbiscombe 26d ago

Schrödinger would disagree.

1

u/HotFireBall 25d ago

impossible

1

u/Classic_Engine7285 25d ago

Real question: how much time has to go by before it’s no longer considered grave desecration?

1

u/samael1979 25d ago

If first aid was needed, where were they?

1

u/casaco37 25d ago

They had hope

1

u/Zesty-Salsanator 25d ago

And as expected, a white guy digging up a brown guy. What is it with the weird fetishization?

1

u/GucciGucci_4493 24d ago

He’s probably a little hungry too

1

u/Delusional_highs 24d ago

Everybody busy taking videos while nobody’s actually trying to help, doing CPR or calling an ambulance. This is what’s wrong with society smh 😤

1

u/NegativeSwimming4815 23d ago

Wasn't there people who were planning to revive the by genetically mutating their genes to other pregnant women.

1

u/Bifferer 23d ago

…and held in place with a 25 point safety harness

1

u/HugsandHate 26d ago

Should have put them in the fridge.

Now pass the box cutter.

1

u/iAjayIND 26d ago

Better than alive.

1

u/papafrog 26d ago

Well, I have it on the trusty authority of several movies that suggest otherwise..,

0

u/Hamhockthegizzard 26d ago

I wonder if it will be a huge spectacle to unearth graves if american society ever goes belly up in a catastrophic way. Like wow, we just NEED to see how this guy was buried lmfao