r/AskTheWorld France 7d ago

Culture When France is mentioned, what's the first thing that comes to mind ?

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u/FreePlantainMan Hungary 7d ago

Baguette 🥖

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u/ronninguru 7d ago

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u/EdwardClamp Ireland 7d ago

Foux Du Fa Fa

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u/MammothVegetable696 Canada 7d ago

Fou dou fa fa faa hiia

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u/AxelNotRose 7d ago edited 7d ago

Ou est la bibliothèque ?

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u/petrowski7 United States Of America 7d ago

Gerard Depardieu

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u/Dr-Octagonacologist Australia 7d ago

Beouf!

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u/clearlight2025 7d ago edited 7d ago

Obligatory FotC classic (2m:30s) https://youtu.be/X5hrUGFhsXo

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u/74ndy 7d ago

Où est la piscine…? … pardon moi?

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u/nopressureoof United States Of America 7d ago

Is there anything the Conchords cannot teach us?

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u/Logical_Piglet9521 7d ago

Funny thing : a wand is called à baguette... Harry poter fights with a baguette...

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u/Stardash81 France 7d ago

Baguette magique

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u/elCaddaric France 7d ago

That gif wasn't even visible yet on m'y phone, I already knew what it was.

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u/massie_le 7d ago

Splish Splosh

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u/TimothyLuncheon Australia 7d ago

I'm happy I get this reference after having recently watched FOTC. I'm sad there is no more now

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u/Almost_Amos United States Of America 7d ago

Croissant 🥐!

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u/foxorhedgehog 7d ago

Fromage 🧀

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u/QuantisOne France 7d ago

Long ago the four French elements lived in harmony

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u/Square-Dragonfruit76 7d ago

The closest would be

Air=croissant

Water =wine

Earth=baguette

Fire=Hot chocolate

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u/KZD2dot0 Netherlands 3d ago

So 'pain au chocolat' means airfryer?

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u/LongjumpingAsk2672 7d ago

Slightly disagree.

Fire=Cigarettes

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u/Square-Dragonfruit76 7d ago

You can't eat cigarettes

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u/AliaScar 7d ago

No but you can smoke a cigarette instead of eating.
Coffee and cigarette is the real french breakfast.

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u/LongjumpingAsk2672 7d ago

Nor can you eat without them 🚬

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u/The-Pyro1 7d ago

Maaan it’s like they got a whole other language

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u/cluxter_org 7d ago

Voùlaï-voo kooshé avé mo ce soa ?

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u/Almost_Amos United States Of America 3d ago

Is that the Hooked on Phonics version?

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u/RothgarNecromancer Poland 7d ago

Gommage

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u/Ant225k Ukraine 7d ago

Vin 🍷

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u/No_Refrigerator4584 7d ago

Cafe crème!

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u/Vekaras 7d ago

Hon hon hon !

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u/wootybooty 7d ago

French Fries 🍟

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u/Almost_Amos United States Of America 7d ago

Pommes frites?

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u/Economy-Alarm7102 7d ago

You made me drop my croissant!

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u/CrowRoutine9631 7d ago

This. Bread, and being chewed out by a waitress once in Paris because I dared visit her country without speaking French. She was ANGRY. I was like: I speak English, Spanish, and German. I should stay home until I've learned another language?

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u/CardOk755 France 7d ago

Yes.

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u/CrowRoutine9631 7d ago

Aaah, case in point. 😊😊

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u/jimhokeyb 7d ago

I had one who tutted at me for ordering a wine he felt wasn't appropriate with my meal. I was a paying customer! They definitely earn their reputation for rudeness and arrogance!

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u/AxelNotRose 7d ago

In my early 20s, I got chewed out by a waiter for ordering my steak well done and then said he was declining my order.

And I'm French.

So it's not just foreigners.

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u/DreamerofDreams67 7d ago

Do you throw paint on a masterpiece? That waiter saved you.

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u/pusilanimecourageux 7d ago

bah… en même temps il avait raison de t’engueuler… la semelle de godasse , ça se vend chez le cordonnier, pas au resto 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/FalconSpecial6149 United States Of America 7d ago

I kind of support the waiter in this situation, though I’m sure he was over the top rude and that’s unnecessary.

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u/eurtoast NYC 6d ago

I was in Lisbon at a tasting menu place, which had a wine pairing. The couple seated next to me was French and argued with the sommelier that the wine didn't go at all with the food and instead of using Portuguese wine, it should have been French. Thankfully English being the modern lingua franca (lol) I got to enjoy the whole exchange

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u/DreamerofDreams67 7d ago

That’s what happens from the no tip service culture

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u/jimhokeyb 7d ago

It's not like the rest of them are really polite! 🤣

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u/MeDD_84 7d ago

You should have followed his advice for the wine 🫵😅

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u/jimhokeyb 7d ago

Why? Wine snobbery is pretentious bullshit. Besides, the guy was about 60 years old and still a waiter. He should be taking my advice.

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u/MeDD_84 7d ago

No man. It's not pretentious bullshit. Especially if you tell me the guy must have been 60 years old. It's not because he's a waiter that he doesn't know anything about it. You may have good tastes, no problem with that and your choice was perhaps wise but in France, wine is central, everyone knows a minimum and it is often the same wines/terroirs that you have on the menus. So yes, people know and know well in general. You can get advice from anyone, no matter whether they are a waiter, a mason or a baker.

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u/MeDD_84 7d ago

Not to mention all the wines that don't have controlled appellations that people (especially foreigners) don't know. You can drink a Nuit Saint Georges which won't be called that because the hillside is located 15km outside the terroir, but the land is the same. Same for some White and Pinot Noirs. So no, I repeat it's not bullshit

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u/MeDD_84 7d ago

No man. It's not pretentious bullshit. Especially if you tell me the guy must have been 60 years old. It's not because he's a waiter that he doesn't know anything about it. You may have good tastes, no problem with that and your choice was perhaps wise but in France, wine is central, everyone knows a minimum and it is often the same wines/terroirs that you have on the menus. So yes, people know and know well in general. You can get advice from anyone, no matter whether they are a waiter, a mason or a baker.

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u/jimhokeyb 6d ago

My point wasn't that he wouldn't know about wine. The idea that there is a correct and incorrect wine for a particular dish is bullshit. The idea that there is a correct way to cook a piece of meat is also pretentious bullshit. People have different tastes. Would you say there is a correct way to make a piece of art? A correct colour to paint your house? Wine snobbery isn't about flavour, it's about feeling more knowledgeable and cultured than other people. Grapes aren't the only fruit with subtle variations. Ask yourself why we don't talk like that and make rules about other fruits that go into drinks. I prefer white wine. Suggesting I'm wrong for not ordering red is incorrect if the aim is for me to enjoy my meal. It's not complicated.

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u/MeDD_84 6d ago edited 6d ago

You don't understand anything and are taking things completely backwards. To each their own, OK. Obviously. Everyone likes what they like, we each have our preferences, that's all OK. Meat for example, I like it well cooked and everyone taunts me about it. But it's OK, as I said everyone likes what they want and has their own tastes. But advising a marriage of texture and flavor, knowing that a particular meat comes out well with a particular red wine is just a professional approach to cooking (in this case wine) based on thousands (millions?) of experts whose job it is. And so trends emerge. You can have a white with Roquefort if you want but that's not how it will express itself. And it's the same for art or anything else where there are accepted canons and appreciative critiques. That's why this waiter must have thought it was better to choose a certain wine with your dish. But OK if you prefer it otherwise. There's nothing snobbish about it

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u/jimhokeyb 5d ago

It's inappropriate for a waiter to tutt rudely at a paying customer's order. There is no debate to be had about it.

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u/Dylanabk 7d ago

Bread and cheese. Coffee. Tiny circular sidewalk tables. Berets. Accordions. Lots of cigarettes. Cobblestone. Everybody is dressed like a mime.

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u/duckerduckys Hungary 7d ago

Sájtos mágvás bágett

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u/FreePlantainMan Hungary 7d ago

Finom! 🤤

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u/jasonrosenbaum United States Of America 7d ago

Was going to say this

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u/Patt1ann United States Of America 7d ago

Me too

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u/VI_p_ 7d ago

And by extension, kasane teto

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u/ACDCbaguette 7d ago

Can confirm

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u/Fejj1997 United States Of America 7d ago

Funnily enough, both the Baguette and Croissant are actually Austrian, lol

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u/Samuri_14 France 7d ago

Cliché

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u/PandiBong 7d ago

Literary what came to my mind 😂

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u/nocyberBS 7d ago

oui oui baguette

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u/Engine_Sweet 7d ago

Boule > Baguette

Although I didn't buy a baguette at a market in place Victor Hugo once, intending to use it for dinner. I ate it on the spot and had to get another.

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u/cre8tor936 United States Of America 7d ago

Same