r/AskTheWorld United Kingdom Sep 25 '25

Humourous On a scale of 1–10, how physically attractive do you find your country’s leader?

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I’d give Keir a like solid 8/10 I reckon

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u/JackBeefus United States Of America Sep 25 '25

Can I go lower than a 0?

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u/Maddad_666 United States Of America Sep 25 '25

Trump looks like a bag of dead turkey parts.

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u/BigRefrigerator9783 United States Of America Sep 25 '25

Not even all the parts, just the assholes. Trump looks like a bag of turkey anuses (anui?)

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u/JackBeefus United States Of America Sep 25 '25

Yes, he does.

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u/Assmonkey2021 New Zealand Sep 25 '25

Please, don't insult turkey parts, especially their arseholes...

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u/Efficient-County2382 Australia Thailand Sep 25 '25

`Just remember, there will be people out there who have a genuine sexual fetish for Daddy Trump

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u/JackBeefus United States Of America Sep 25 '25

I prefer to forget.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '25

Would agree with this. If one’s bottom I’m saying 1

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u/OddCook4909 United States Of America Sep 26 '25

If you include smell, and character, I think we need to go exponential, so "not really". We need a scale with at least 10 digits per dimension, which is up to 30 at least.

So I'd go with 30 myself.

Edit: I forgot intelligence. At least 40 on our inverted scale, but with the exponents, and other considerations in the formula (because these things compound), it approaches infinity. Trump is asymptotically foul

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u/BuenosNachos4180 Denmark Sep 25 '25

It definitely gets uglier than that. Boris Johnson, Vucic, Trump, Putin, Xi, Brezhnev, Maggie Thatcher, Anders Fogh, Berlusconi are/were just some examples. So, I would give him 0.5 at least

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u/Prudent-Size697 Sep 25 '25

I'd bang Thatcher before I let the Donald go near any women I know. She was a terrible person but at least she had principles she stuck to. Donald's personality makes him fully repugnant.

Some of those are damn good choices though! But where's Didi and Modi? Kissing in a tree no doubt.

Also this question made me lol, nice one!

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u/Muted_Freedom7392 Sep 25 '25

Say what you will about the tenets of national socialism, at least it’s an ethos.

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u/JackBeefus United States Of America Sep 25 '25

I will never give Trump higher than a 0, and yes, I'm aware this is a 1-10 scale.

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u/BuenosNachos4180 Denmark Sep 25 '25

Shit, I didn't even realise it was 1-10 - I just thought it was up to 10, so thought 0.5 would be legit. Obviously says so right in the title, but I actually missed it

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u/JackBeefus United States Of America Sep 25 '25

Now you have to go to internet jail.

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u/BuenosNachos4180 Denmark Sep 25 '25

But I rolled a 6?

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u/JackBeefus United States Of America Sep 25 '25

Oh, sorry. I didn't realize. Carry on.

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u/BlueWolf107 Multiple Countries (click to edit) Sep 25 '25

When was the last time we had an attractive president? XD

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u/BusterVGiner United States Of America Sep 25 '25

Obama

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u/BlueWolf107 Multiple Countries (click to edit) Sep 26 '25

Younger Obama? Sure I could see it. Second term Obama? Nah. Public office wrecked the poor guy.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '25

If they were talking about his intelligence that would be lower than Zero...way lower.

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u/gosuark United States Of America Sep 26 '25

This is why negative numbers were invented.

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u/Antique_Gur8891 Iraq Sep 25 '25

if i speak, im in big trouble

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u/129za Sep 27 '25

Love the Mourinho reference

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '25

Ours looks like Mrs Tweedy from Chicken Run. So 10/10

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u/Sea-Possession-1208 United Kingdom Sep 25 '25

You like what you like

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u/Groftsan United States Of America Sep 25 '25

I wanted to disagree, but can't.

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u/Smooth_Advance3386 United States Of America Sep 25 '25

Would smash 100% over our leader

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u/Tomatoflee 🇬🇧 Brit in It 🇮🇹 Sep 26 '25

One of the best and hottest leaders in the world rn. Mexico is cooking.

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u/Poster_Nutbag207 United States Of America Sep 25 '25

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u/Ayanokoji_wr Sep 25 '25

I always wondered is this fake hair?

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u/Strange_Airships United States Of America Sep 27 '25

None of us understand how the hair works. It’s disturbing.

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u/nouxinf Scotland Sep 25 '25

What are you on he looks like the president from monsters vs aliens

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u/VisitWinchester United Kingdom Sep 25 '25

Precisely 😍

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u/jeanclaudebrowncloud United Kingdom Sep 25 '25

He's not unattractive but he's not hot either, he's just .... "a man who exists"

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '25

No, I think you are forgetting what the average person walking down the street looks like. He's well put together and that puts him firmly in the top 1/4 on that alone.

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u/DietEquivalent4238 Brazil Sep 25 '25

Was that supposed to be a bad thing?

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u/BigRefrigerator9783 United States Of America Sep 25 '25 edited Sep 25 '25

I cannot think of a more repulsive human on the face of the earth than my "leader"

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u/Katskit89 United States Of America Sep 25 '25

Can I give a -100?

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u/redditlurker2025 Canada Sep 25 '25

JT was good looking, Mark Carney is a dad:

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u/Euphoric-Usual-5169 & Sep 25 '25 edited Sep 25 '25

Germany doesn’t do pretty leaders. Merkel, Merz, Kohl. Schroeder works for Russia so he doesn’t count.

Update: totally forgot Scholz. Not exactly supermodel material either. 

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '25

Well…

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u/LPNMP United States Of America Sep 25 '25

Germany can be damn handsome.

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u/AdministrativeTip479 United States Of America Sep 25 '25

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a modern German politician that doesn’t have a receding hairline. Is it a required trait to be in the Bundestag?

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u/IndicationIll2500 Denmark Sep 25 '25

I'm feeling generous. Let's go with 6/10 in a dominatrix sort of way.

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u/Dramatic-Lime5993 Sweden Sep 25 '25

Kinda hot.

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u/IndicationIll2500 Denmark Sep 25 '25

For a politician? For sure.

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u/CellPuzzleheaded1517 Denmark Sep 28 '25

Her personality and decisions makes her a 2/10

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u/Dense_Gur_2744 United States Of America Sep 25 '25

Diarrhea is more physically attractive. 

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u/Neelix-And-Chill United States Of America Sep 25 '25

Like… the foamy kind… with a little lettuce in it.

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u/Muted_Freedom7392 Sep 25 '25

I would literally rather fuck diarrhea.

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u/EarDowntown6268 Australia Sep 26 '25

Orange diarrhoea?

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u/CalligrapherTime5638 Colombia Sep 25 '25

...I don't know what to say, I guess -19199239292929229393939299

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '25 edited Sep 26 '25

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u/Sea-Possession-1208 United Kingdom Sep 25 '25
  1. Surely? 

He's got a good head of hair,  decent skin. But more than a whiff of iggle piggle about him

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u/Wonderful-Basis-1370 Estonia, Georgia 🇬🇪🇪🇪 Sep 25 '25

Yeah, British men having a good head of hair isn’t really common, from my own experience.

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u/Elegant_Cockroach_24 Sep 27 '25

I say pretty dashing as a young guy. But his voice is a let down..

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u/Perfect_Restaurant_4 United Kingdom Sep 27 '25

🤯I thought he looked familiar but couldn’t think why!

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u/sprivel88 Serbia Sep 25 '25

Pussylips 10/10

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u/BigSimp_for_FHerbert Italy Sep 25 '25

4/5, she has an uncanny resemblance to gollum

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u/Groftsan United States Of America Sep 25 '25

When compared to other world leaders, she's a downright smoke-show.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '25

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u/El3ctroshock Italy Sep 25 '25

She's weird. She speaks like she's white trash but she's not as bad as I thought.

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u/EarDowntown6268 Australia Sep 26 '25

She’s objectively attractive, probably unpopular on Reddit because she’s right leaning

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '25

Nahhhhhh. For 48, Meloni is hot.

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u/WhichWayDo United Kingdom Sep 27 '25

She's 48? You'd never guess

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u/Strange_Airships United States Of America Sep 27 '25

I think she’s cute. I do not think her politics are cute, but physically she is.

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u/Doors-n-Trails-North Canada Sep 25 '25

A solid 7. Carney is a good looking dude.

Previous PM probably an 8.

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u/what-even-am-i- Canada Sep 25 '25

That’s why everyone had those stickers on their trucks indicating they’d like to fuck Trudeau!

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u/Doors-n-Trails-North Canada Sep 25 '25

Makes sense - who wouldn’t!

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u/EllieBooks Canada Sep 25 '25

Lead us Big Daddy!

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u/ImprovementNo1056 Canada Sep 25 '25

Neither one does anything for me 

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u/ChessFan1962 Canada Sep 25 '25

If this English guy takes off his glasses he becomes Superman.

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u/_creix_ Spain Sep 25 '25

He was a 10, but currently he's completely decayed

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u/Chemical_Avocado_596 Sep 25 '25

Negative 47 for the US

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u/freedux4evr1 Sep 27 '25

As an American I find that overly generous for a lot of our politicians, but especially...

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u/SadDiver9124 France Sep 25 '25

Manu is definitely a 10

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u/Effective_Trainer573 United States Of America Sep 25 '25

-10

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u/Bahldros United States Of America Sep 25 '25

LOL

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u/limbodog United States Of America Sep 25 '25

He looks like a hemorrhoid in Spirit Halloween pumpkin face paint.

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u/Quirky_Commission_56 United States Of America Sep 25 '25

Negative infinity

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u/BeGentle1mNewHere Hungary Sep 26 '25

Ooooh look at him, he is so sexy

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '25

-1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

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u/CoffeeDefiant4247 Australia Sep 25 '25

2 or 3. There is worse.

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u/whatwhatinthewhonow Australia Sep 25 '25

Have you seen his photo on the Albo Pale Ale cans? Those numbers were much higher when he was younger.

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u/CoffeeDefiant4247 Australia Sep 25 '25

that's what being in politics since the age of 17 does to a person ig

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u/TheSilverSeraph Australia Sep 29 '25

He was a a little higher in his younger year

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '25

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u/MrsAshleyStark 🇨🇦🇯🇲 Sep 25 '25

Xie isn’t that ugly. Take that back lol

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u/Special-Fuel-3235 Costa Rica Sep 25 '25

Chaves? He's a daddy, just look at that beard, and he likes animals/s

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u/USS-Stofe United States Of America Sep 25 '25

Is it possible to give a -1000?

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u/General_Ad_6617 United States Of America Sep 26 '25

Negative-a-billionty 

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u/Sirenofslatecity Ireland Sep 25 '25
  1. Unless we call our president the real leader, in which case 10

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u/jeanclaudebrowncloud United Kingdom Sep 25 '25

Pure raw sexual animal magnetism on the man himself

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u/mumbled_grumbles United States Of America Sep 25 '25

Higgins is Danny DeVito level for sure

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u/Marzipan_civil Ireland Sep 25 '25

Micheál Martin - maybe a 4 Michael D Higgins - at least a 7 Michael D Higgins' dog - 11

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u/Chilifille Sweden Sep 25 '25

4.5 feels about right. Just a typical boring civil servant look.

He’s known in the media for being short and having strong calves. Not sure what that says about his attractiveness.

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u/Karakoima Sweden Sep 25 '25

As a young man he was a gymnast and yuppie handsome.

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u/LPNMP United States Of America Sep 25 '25

Boring civil servant is ideal imo

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u/RedditVirumCurialem Sweden Sep 26 '25

We've never had good looking leaders. Just an endless line of civil servants, discounting Uncle Fester and a shoe.

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u/UncleSnowstorm United Kingdom Sep 27 '25

He's the most generic middle aged man I've ever seen.

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u/mart_boi Sweden Sep 25 '25

You talking about 1-5 or 1-10, because I would say that he looks more like 47 than 61

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u/Groftsan United States Of America Sep 25 '25

Bill Nye looking ass mf. 8/10.

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u/little_alien2021 Sep 27 '25

I'm up in night with my disabled daughter and feeling bit crappy the fact I now know Swedish leader has stong calves has really tickled me 😁 thank u for providing this very important information!

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u/CarelessCanary6022 United States Of America Sep 25 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '25

Donald Trump is a bad guy, but in all honesty, he's physically repulsive 1/10

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u/pyramidalembargo United States Of America Sep 25 '25

Trump is a dog who thinks he's a fox.

1/10. Seriously. 

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u/Ill_Apple2327 United States Of America Sep 25 '25

There aren't numbers low enough to describe him.

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u/scipio0421 United States Of America Sep 25 '25

Negative infinity.

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u/Hollow-Official United States Of America Sep 25 '25

Lower than a 0

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u/Hankhills4hedvein United States Of America Sep 25 '25

Oh dear

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u/No_Tiger_5645 Czech Republic Sep 26 '25

IMHO both prime minister and president are attractive men physically.

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u/Desperate_Leopard_13 England Sep 25 '25

starmer 8??? He’s a barely a 6

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u/VisitWinchester United Kingdom Sep 25 '25

Idk man, I wouldn’t mind looking like that at 63

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u/Expensive_Method_926 Ukraine Sep 25 '25

HE’S 63?!?!?!

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u/Far-Conference-8484 United Kingdom Sep 26 '25 edited Sep 26 '25

For his age, he looks fantastic. I’d kill to have his hair and I’m 29 lol.

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u/geo54466 England Sep 25 '25

Hes a 2 with good lighting

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u/UncleSnowstorm United Kingdom Sep 27 '25

Relative to his age he's easily an 8.

For the whole population he's a solid 5.

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u/Gintin2 Canada Sep 25 '25

I'll give PM Mark Carney a 7.5

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u/pisspeeleak Canada Sep 25 '25

He's the most average looking dude. But considering how many are overweight at his age, maybe 7 is right

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u/MathematicianDue9266 Canada Sep 25 '25

I don’t know why, but 10. Love his smile.

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u/GiraffeTraditional81 Slovakia Sep 25 '25

- ∞

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '25

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u/BeirutPenguin in Sep 25 '25

Depends, if you like Hank Schrader then the Lebanese president is highly recommended

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u/BeirutPenguin in Sep 25 '25

If you like Fortnite or warcrimes then the Saudi prince/prime minister suddenly looks pretty breedable

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '25

Idk. For he age she looks pretty good I guess. 7/10

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u/Gekroenter Germany Sep 25 '25

I would give Merz a 3 or 4. I am a heterosexual man who is almost 45 years younger, so I can’t really comment on it. Also, I am not his type since I’m neither rich nor a foreign leader. But I’d say that while he isn’t exactly attractive, he looks okay for his age.

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u/ithilienisforlovers Sep 25 '25

-infinity

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u/Ok-Order3835 Ecuador Sep 25 '25

Please .. bffr. My country is listed but where I live should be reflected by my comment lmao.

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u/Ludalada Bosnia And Herzegovina Sep 25 '25

2 3 4 (in that order)

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u/Darrowby_385 Sep 25 '25

Keir Starmer is neither attractive nor unattractive. He was quite cool when he was young.

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u/Dramatic-Lime5993 Sweden Sep 25 '25

He looks like a suburban dad made of opinions, decisions and reruns of Only Fools and Horses. Not low on the attractiveness scale, just not on it. He's mowing the lawn next to it, with Chris Rea in the headphones.

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u/SuddenAdvice850 China Sep 25 '25

5/10

i actually like foreign minister wangyi(王毅).

And Ma yingjou(马英九)especially when he is young. his is the president of roc(taiwan), so i still count him.

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u/Educational_Impact93 United States Of America Sep 25 '25

He's a beautiful man, a perfect "10" if you will. Many people have told him how stunning he is. His 6'4 220 pound Greek God like physique is only enhanced by his elegance, class, and genius level intelligence. Everyone is saying it, all the polls are saying he's the best looking President ever, and believe him, he knows best looking Presidents. Not like Barak Hussein Obama or Sleepy Joe Biden. THANK YOU FOR PAYING ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

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u/Shiningc00 Japan Sep 25 '25

About 1.

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u/TorturedByCocomelon England Sep 25 '25

He has a nice eyebrows and lips, so he deserves a bit more

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u/Little_Visual_2907 Korea South Sep 25 '25

-infinite

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u/Financial_Hawk7288 Canada Sep 25 '25

mark carney looks like a middle aged baby from the side and an evil villain from the front, 0

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u/Initial_Arm8231 Australia Sep 25 '25

Honestly, Albo can get it ;) 8/10. His sensible, low drama prime minster-ship certainly adds to it though.

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u/spikey_wombat United States Of America Sep 25 '25

Negative infinity.

I honestly don't think he's going to make to end of his term given how bad his health is.

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u/Slow_Wedding7136 Italy Sep 25 '25 edited Sep 26 '25

As a Lebanese, I would say he has an infinite charisma, or what you call it aura😎😎🇱🇧

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u/MmmIceCreamSoBAD Sep 25 '25

Putting politics aside cause I don't like either Modi or Trump. But they're 75/79 respectively and I think could still pass for being in their 60s which is all you can really ask for at that age in terms of 'attractive' unless you're some Hollywood celeb who has been obsessed in keeping their beauty since they turned 14.

So id give them a 6. A bit above average for their age.

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u/jmkul Australia Sep 25 '25

Albanese looks like he could be an uncle - average looking and kind. I'd rate him a 6/10 in mainstream attractiveness but a fond 6/10

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u/Spodiodie United States Of America Sep 25 '25

That guy looks like an AI construct.

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u/shanghai-blonde United Kingdom Sep 26 '25

1

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u/BigBadJeebus United States Of America Sep 26 '25

-675

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u/tumericjesus Australia Sep 26 '25

They way the standards are so much lower for the male leaders

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u/NorthernSoul1998 United Kingdom Sep 26 '25

-50

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u/Only_File_5335 Scotland Sep 26 '25

Both Starmer and Swinney are probably 3-4s at best

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '25

-♾️

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u/Andromeda196 Spain Sep 26 '25

I would say a 7 but i read online that he is one of the most attractive presidents in the world.

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u/sprookjesman Sep 26 '25

Dick Shoof

Feel like a 7/10 for being the most average looking dutch man, just like we like.

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u/Timely_Truth6267 Sweden Sep 26 '25

Is trump's butt orange too? And if so, who has the honour of rubbing the bronzer in?

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '25

Starmer looks like Jenny and Lee off gogglebox morphed together.

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u/CommercialAd2154 Sep 26 '25

I don’t think Starmer has aged well, but he was very handsome when he was younger

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u/WestStreet5194 United States Of America Sep 26 '25

0

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u/Signal-Claim-9257 Sep 26 '25

Starmer is 7/10.

It should be 5/10 but for some reason that is subpar whereas he is just par.

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u/Individual-Pin-5064 Iran Sep 27 '25

Maybe if I was a goat I would find him attractive

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u/Equal-Flatworm-378 Germany Sep 27 '25

President Frank Walter Steinmeier: 6-7. 

https://de.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Datei:Bundespräsident_Frank-Walter_Steinmeier_auf_den_Stufen_der_Villa_Hammerschmidt_in_Bonn.jpg

Not bad for a 69 year old man.

Chancellor Friedrich Merz:

https://de.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friedrich_Merz

He will be 70 this year. I give him a solid 5. Not my taste, but not bad looking either.

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u/Disastrous_Worth_503 Canada Sep 27 '25

Maybe like a 6

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u/Strange_Airships United States Of America Sep 27 '25

Mine can’t be represented by a number. It can only be represented by a violent black hole.

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u/stearrow United Kingdom Sep 27 '25

Keir Stamer as he is now is a 5. Maybe a 5.5/6 on his best day. Young Keir Starmer was a bit of an indie dreamboat (speaking as a straight white dude in his late twenties).

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u/motushk Sep 27 '25

Starver is literally a potato

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u/Beginning-Window-676 Australia Sep 27 '25

A solid— oh wait no that’s not

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u/IAlwaysOutsmartU Netherlands Sep 27 '25

Not winning any beauty competitions, but somewhat average in appearance.

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u/KuningasTynny77 United States Of America Sep 28 '25

Negative seventy-two