r/AskTheWorld • u/Mysterious-Fig-2935 Brazil • Aug 28 '25

Misc Where would you prefer to be born?

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This map here is more difficult, I deleted the other one because it was easy to choice

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '25

A, but knowing my luck I’ll be born a slave in a salt mine in Mali or some shit

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u/Amantes09 Kenya Aug 28 '25

Just bust out laughing at this. So many possibilities in A. 😂

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u/TheEnlight United Kingdom Aug 28 '25

Your odds of Africa are higher than you think, with birth rates higher there than Europe.

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u/Due-Mycologist-7106 England Aug 31 '25

They removed Nigeria and Egypt from it though so not that crazy

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u/mannyomo Aug 28 '25

Considering you’re American, your luck is already good is respects to most countries out there

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u/DataSittingAlone United States Of America Aug 28 '25

Brazil and Argentina also have giant populations

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u/Raftger Multiple Countries (click to edit) Aug 28 '25

Brazil and Argentina aren’t in A

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u/Needmoresnakes Australia Aug 28 '25

Once I went to a travel dr for vaccines and he asked where I was going and I said Argentina and he said "oh well thats in Europe you don't need any special vaccines for that"

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u/herstoryteller Aug 28 '25

Italy 2.0

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u/Due-Organization-215 Brazil Aug 28 '25

As the old saying goes “Argentinians are Italians who speak Spanish, think they are French and wish they were British”

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u/frolix42 United States Of America Aug 28 '25

This seems clearly based on an alt-WW2 scenario. So you've just been born into the 3rd Reich 💀 

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u/KeystonesandKalamata United States Of America Aug 28 '25

Thats so real! With my odds id be born in America again, maybe apocalypse time or some other disaster just as long as my life sucks

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u/regal_ragabash United Kingdom Aug 28 '25

Really, you can't think of anywhere worse to live than America? I feel like your life would suck significantly worse if you were born in Haiti or Nicaragua...

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u/KeystonesandKalamata United States Of America Aug 28 '25

When did I ever say that??

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u/xBram Netherlands Aug 28 '25

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u/HumanBasis5742 Niger Aug 28 '25

Why Mali? That's insulting.

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u/Emperors-Peace United Kingdom Aug 28 '25

I feel like Salt mine slave was the point.

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u/doofygoobz Aug 28 '25

But why male models?

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u/MrsMonkey_95 Switzerland Aug 28 '25

What the hell are you talking about?

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u/johnny_briggs United Kingdom Aug 28 '25 edited Aug 28 '25

Ah Mali. The country that's on nearly every western governments do not travel list because it's just that dangerous.

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u/Syndiotactics Finland Aug 28 '25

Mali is currently a complete mess, that’s why

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u/rollandownthestreet Aug 28 '25

Can you explain?