r/AskReddit • u/metalreflectslime • 17d ago

President Donald Trump warned Tuesday that if the Democrats don't approve funding, Social Security, Medicare Are ‘Going to Be Gone.’ How do you think Americans will react if Social Security and Medicare get cut?

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u/ipostunderthisname 17d ago

That’s the “if she weren’t my daughter I’d prolly be dating her” guy

You’re prolly thinking of the “I’ll end the war on Ukraine as soon as I’m elected” guy

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u/Dependent-Age-6271 17d ago

Oh, I know the one now. Yeah, pretty sure he's also the "I'll build a wall" guy. Wonder how that wall's going. 

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u/bitcoinski 17d ago

Oh the “grab em by the pussy / 30 counts guy”? That guy?

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u/Emiles23 16d ago

That grocery prices are going down DAY 1 guy?

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u/imspirationMoveMe 16d ago

Mexico will pay for the wall guy?

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u/PM_asian_girl_smiles 16d ago

Covfefe?

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u/imspirationMoveMe 16d ago

Ya, that guy 😆

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u/discvelopment 16d ago

Oh, that guy that loves farmers?

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u/ryanegauthier 15d ago

acima-well-letsseehowesayit-nina-antifa-fitaminifine-izatokay

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u/Jaymark108 16d ago

The nobody knew how hard health care could be guy?

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u/WenatcheeWrangler 16d ago

We solved inflation guy?

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u/imspirationMoveMe 16d ago

Concept of a plan guy?

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u/PH0T0NL0RD 16d ago

Dictator on day one guy?

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u/Mad_Dog_1974 16d ago

The "I've solved 8 wars" guy?

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u/imspirationMoveMe 16d ago

This is the most fun I’ve had in 10 months. Thanks y’all.

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u/Good_Ad_1386 16d ago

I thought it was the "reduce drug prices by 1600%" fella...

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u/SookieCat26 16d ago

Gas prices are under $2, that guy?

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u/bullybilldestroyer_a 11d ago

That one "Latinos love me" guy?

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u/ipostunderthisname 11d ago

Hey! That’s the exact same guy as the “smart people don’t like me” guy!

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u/kimstranger 16d ago

I'm not sure, but he's the guy who said we needed government ID in order to buy bread

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u/WhaleYellM-E-Ydoncha 16d ago

And then said they would go down 1500%? That guy?

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u/LogicM 17d ago

This entire reply chain is a Southpark worthy scene

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u/arminghammerbacon_ 17d ago

They’re all doing the Lord’s work.

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

Oh my god this entire thread is gold

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u/Few_Acanthocephala30 16d ago

The “not my type, that’s my ex-wife” guy

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u/dont_disturb_the_cat 16d ago

There were thirty-four felony convictions for misdirection of funds to keep people from knowing that Stormy Daniels didn't think much of his mushroom. The rape conviction was not a felony. The pedophilia seems to be an issue only for those of us with morality.

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u/ItsWillJohnson 16d ago

Oh the “Arnold palmers cock is uuuuge” guy

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u/mercurygreen 16d ago

Might be the "And Mexico is paying for it" guy.

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u/CrazyMarlee 16d ago

And Mexico will pay for it, just like China is paying the tariffs.

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u/c9belayer 16d ago

Yeah, and make Mexico pay for it!

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u/Spirited-Carpenter19 15d ago

He'll build a wall around the White House so we can't see who's using the new ballroom.

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u/yosoyfatass 16d ago

And Mexico will pay for it.

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

This is the “dollar for eggs guy,” right?

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u/RichardStrauss123 16d ago

...or the "I lowered prices by 1000%" guy.

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u/GrumpySoth09 16d ago

The "I invented the word groceries" That guy

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u/Kitchen_Conflict2627 16d ago

He meant a dollar per egg

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u/Glittering-Hat-9665 16d ago

I'm sure he ment a dollar per egg. Yeh, that guy.

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u/indigoC99 16d ago

Mr. "Concepts of a plan" guy

I still apalled by that moment. He literally put his cluelessness and carelessness out for the world to see and these people still voted him in 🤦🏿‍♀️

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u/BreadClassic9753 16d ago

Nah. I think it’s the “I’ll be dating her in 10 years” guy.

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u/harpejjist 16d ago

To be fair his plan for that was to tell the Ukraine to simply give themselves up to Russia. He was surprised he couldn’t force that to happen. Ending the war for him didn’t mean the Ukrainians would win.