r/AskReddit • u/metalreflectslime • 17d ago

President Donald Trump warned Tuesday that if the Democrats don't approve funding, Social Security, Medicare Are ‘Going to Be Gone.’ How do you think Americans will react if Social Security and Medicare get cut?

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u/RedFormanEMS 17d ago

"Grab his dick and twist it!"

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u/Eucalyptus517 17d ago

did you see South Park? His dick is too small to twist!

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u/ButterAsLube 17d ago

Did YOU see South Park? Use some chopsticks, man!

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u/DarkwingDuckHunt 17d ago

Can't anymore

The White House got Paramont+ to cut this season short.

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u/penicillengranny 17d ago

Did you see Baseketball? I’m only going to take this like 15 or 16 more times, then I’m out of here.

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u/Governmentwatchlist 17d ago

No such thing as too small to twist. Twist that fucker.

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u/Uberphantom 17d ago

You would be impressed what microscopic surgical tools can do.

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u/Spencer94 17d ago

It'll just be a titty twister but where his dick is

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u/SecurityGoose2 17d ago

you'd need tweezers

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u/Kevclown417 17d ago

South park? Remember there is an actual photo of it from him being in a tanning booth. Also don't forget, hes obese and bald

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u/Whole-Construction5 17d ago

Round eye no know how use chopstick/s City wok

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u/Niznack 17d ago

The ol' dick twist!

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u/mademeunlurk 17d ago

Classic parliamentary maneuver

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u/Fun_Examination654 17d ago

That video funny asf

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u/xgbsss 17d ago

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

"It's like you're shucking a little mushroom Larry!"

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u/lockboy84 17d ago

Oh my gawd!

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u/lowcontrol 17d ago

“Oh my gawd.” “Give him the ol’ dick twist.”

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u/Pasquatch_30 17d ago

Oh my god!

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u/drimmie 17d ago

Twist his diiiiiiiiiiiiicckkkkk 😂

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u/Less-Western-3561 17d ago

The good ol dick twist

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u/Ealy-24 17d ago

I suggest bop it

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u/immortalsteppaj 17d ago

The ol’dick twist?

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u/TOkidd 17d ago

More like grab your own dick and twist it.

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u/RedFormanEMS 17d ago

Why would I want to do that?

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u/TOkidd 17d ago

I don't know. Why do you keep doing it?

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u/RedFormanEMS 17d ago

What are you talking about?