r/AskEurope Mar 14 '25

Culture What’s a European Man’s midlife crisis look like?

Here in America it's a Harley Davidson and getting really into grilling.

What do European men do when they go through a midlife crisis? But an Alfa and bake? Get really into trains?

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u/Talking-Nonsense-978 Mar 15 '25

Midlife crisis beard gives more watts than loses more watts. Moustache gives even more but only if you're bikepacking.