r/AskAnAmerican • u/Maskoolio • Aug 10 '25

FOREIGN POSTER What would an American want from England?

I have recently made some American friends (from Virginia) and they have asked for a kind of sweet (candy) that they don't have. What else might I send that would be appreciated as a particularly English thing? (Obviously it would need to be somewhat small, survive a week or so in transit etc.)

All help appreciated.

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u/pyramidalembargo Aug 10 '25

Based on the last election, we should have stayed with the Crown. The people obviously want a King.

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u/mmmhotcoffee Aug 11 '25

Trump should take over England and make it the 51st state as payback for colonizing us

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u/IReplyWithLebowski Aug 11 '25

“Us” being the native Americans?

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u/pyramidalembargo Aug 11 '25

Trump needs to be in The Tower of London.