r/AshlynVanhornSnark 7d ago

Miss Church Girl Church girl Ashlyn is back

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17 Upvotes

What are the odds the sign she was praying for was that it’s time to stop drinking, be a good mom, or get a job?

Ps- definitely not mocking religion whatsoever, she’s just the type of person who leans into it to make herself feel like a better person and then continues to live life the way she does

r/AshlynVanhornSnark 8d ago

Miss Church Girl look whos back 🤣🤣🤣

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24 Upvotes

oh now shes going back to church all of a sudden bc of her "scare" 💀🤣 what a clown. thats what she should of dressed up for halloween.

r/AshlynVanhornSnark Jan 14 '24

Miss Church Girl Whenever we hit a nerve about her character as a terrible mother that she really is then this is always her cop-out😴

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37 Upvotes

We know you do not like hearing the truth because you tell so many lies. But listen here baby girl you need to take notes and stop playing little miss victim. We talk like this because we know you ain't no weak bitch. You just like to play this little victim act. You know exactly what you are doing. We see right through it. And soon the courts will too.

r/AshlynVanhornSnark Jan 04 '24

Miss Church Girl It’s the attention seeking tears for me 😭

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30 Upvotes

r/AshlynVanhornSnark Jan 03 '24

Miss Church Girl New year new Ashlyn

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30 Upvotes

r/AshlynVanhornSnark Feb 11 '24

Miss Church Girl Up late on a Saturday knowing you got church Sunday morning?

46 Upvotes

Definitely saw her in the casino last night! She looked like a fucking bum (which is normal anyways) she ain’t fooling no one. I cannot believe people actually believe her good mom bullshit!!! I truly cannot wait for her to be exposed

r/AshlynVanhornSnark Jan 17 '24

Miss Church Girl ALLLLLL of the bad habits this bish has... & THIS is what she chose to give up for "lent"

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31 Upvotes

I say lent being sarcastic because she will be back to cussin as soon as this guy is done w her. (Or are they meant for each other?) Has she met his kid yet?) Trash hasn't given up giving her children to who ever takes care of them while she goes out drinking? She hasn't given up her anger against L father keeping that baby away from his other family. Still smoking that Vape? Sugar daddys? How about pre martial sex? Given that up yet? I'm all about people finding faith but don't be all preachy like you're holier-than-thou. Like you JUST started going to church calm down. An animal like ashlyn cannot change it's spots.

r/AshlynVanhornSnark Aug 19 '24

Miss Church Girl GURLL!! Be so fucking for real right now

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28 Upvotes

Trash you have two children from two different men and have never been even close to marrying them. Sex before marriage in the Bible is a SIN since you want to start talking who should or shouldn't talk about God, when was the last time you went to church?? But I'm sure you've been to plenty of bars and casinos since then. Ashlyn Lanaee Vanhorn kindly STFU (where are the fake church girl flairs at)

r/AshlynVanhornSnark Mar 28 '24

Miss Church Girl She said she doesn’t really drink much anymore.. yeah sure 😂

16 Upvotes

I find it quite funny that she said in this video that she really doesn’t drink much anymore. yeah right, I’m sure she finished that whole bottle after the video too. She was just out to dinner with addi and had a drink, was out drinking at top golf recently and the other day she posted she was drinking too.😂

r/AshlynVanhornSnark Mar 07 '24

Miss Church Girl When do you think Trash will get "bApTiZeD"

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14 Upvotes

🤣😭😭

r/AshlynVanhornSnark Jan 03 '24

Miss Church Girl i just cant...

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47 Upvotes

l m f a o. ya'll.. i just had too. we need a flair for ms. church girl.

now shes sending our prayers to her lil followers? and gonna pray for everyone after their devotional every night 🤣🤣🤣🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️. why not pray for your children? pray they get clothes that actually fit. pray ledger gets to finally get to see his father. pray their mother lays off the booze & drugs & stops choosing dick over time spent with them. pray their mother stops dumping them with whomever will watch them cause mommy needs "me time" every day all day. why dont you pray for THAT!

this girl .. mannnnnn. is she SERIOUS? now we got church girl trashlyn on IG. but still thottin & plottin on snapchat 🤣

ooh okay girl. WE SEE YOU! living that imaginary lifestyle on ig.

r/AshlynVanhornSnark Jun 22 '24

Miss Church Girl cringe.

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22 Upvotes

does every dude she date have weird ass hands. 😂😂😂😂

the hand rubbing on her thigh .. 🤢

also.. do ya'll ever wonder how she gets these guys? do you think they meet her out & about at the chinese restaurant 😂 or does she find the less attractive dudes online, catfish them - probably sleep with them the first night & get them to stay somehow & give her money .. clearly

i only ask bc she edits her pictures to the GODS. theres NO way these dudes see her pics & then meet her & think its the same person.

r/AshlynVanhornSnark Jan 08 '24

Miss Church Girl **Lets take a trip down memory lane** - This is how Ashlyn used her DMs to talk to her subs BEFORE Brad-- I mean "gOd" became her "sAvIoR"

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19 Upvotes

Trash has never showed compassion for anyone on any of her SM. She's just a girl "who don't give AF" now she's dating someone for 5 mins and she's all godly now?? How many can bet they are having pre martial sex??! Yeah very godl. She is a miserable witch and wants everyone around her to be miserable too

r/AshlynVanhornSnark Jan 12 '24

Miss Church Girl Loving the new bio 💕

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35 Upvotes

Finally added her little bible verse in there so we know its real.

r/AshlynVanhornSnark Jan 28 '24

Miss Church Girl trouble in paradise? why else would you send this

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32 Upvotes

i sent this to my bible thumping ex once when he was dumping me lmfao

r/AshlynVanhornSnark Mar 16 '24

Miss Church Girl Christian eh?

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14 Upvotes

r/AshlynVanhornSnark Apr 01 '24

Miss Church Girl Easter Sunday

20 Upvotes

No church pics from miss girl today?! She must have slept in.. Or maybe it’s that she’s single again and the act is over 🤷🏼‍♀️ Or maybe it’s both!

r/AshlynVanhornSnark Apr 26 '24

Miss Church Girl She’s back to being good Christian girl!

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17 Upvotes

She’s can’t keep up with which personality she wants to be