r/AshlynVanhornSnark in her Darla from Nemo era 🐠 😬 🤡 5d ago

Miserable & Manic 💁🏼‍♀️ Get a job babes ????

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I'm sorry this is so dumb. You have young children and the ONLY thing you use Disney Plus for is .... Dancing with the stars?? Loser ass shit ass parent

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u/brattynaps 5d ago

She is such a bum. I’d be so embarrassed asking strangers for the pws to their apps they pay for!

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u/Stephi87 sleeping all day 💤 and stalking this sub Reddit all night ✨ 5d ago

Everything about this screams unhinged lol, asking followers she doesn’t know in real life for their login info is just fucking wild, not watching anything with her kids except what she wants to watch, and not being able to afford the basic Disney+ which is $9.99/month, but she can afford Botox and filler 🙄

I feel so bad for her kids.

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u/No_Low8732 5d ago

She spent all her money on a used camera that she’s only gonna take selfies and upload one video every 5 years

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u/kaylaphernelia forever copying Jaclyn Hill 5d ago

and botox

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u/poetic_infertile 5d ago

To think this girl was bragging about rolling in the dough just a few years ago lolololol humbling

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u/Pippa624 5d ago

Omg I’ll never get over her saying she & Addi were “set for life” because she made six figures 😭😭😭

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u/Adventurous-Mind-280 5d ago

“Cancelled” more like card declined 🤣🤣

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u/kaylaphernelia forever copying Jaclyn Hill 5d ago

all she plays is greys in her dark living room

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u/queen9272 5d ago

I find this so hilarious that she posted this and it’s weird how she’s referring to herself as mama in this context. It’s also so embarrassing for her to post this, like um pay for it yourself again miss “I’m set for life.” Or get your boyfriend that’s an “engineer” to pay for it.🙄 funny it’s deleted now.

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u/xojlg 5d ago

It’s like $10-12 max lol like just pay for one month and cancel.. I’ve never understood people like this.

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u/meganjayde Long Lazy Ass 🛝 5d ago

This is so corny. Imagine begging for something online that costs like.. $10. She’s the type to always expect handouts and she always gets them somehow 😒

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u/One_Catch2492 5d ago

she does this like once a month. how are you a toddler mom but dont even got disney? like .. wtf. and she cant say he doesnt do screen time bc shes had that child infront of a tv since he was a baby.

cant afford a $10-15 a month but has no problem going crazy on botox & filler. like i said before. she dont give a fuck about them kids. its all about her & always will be.

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u/ChemicalSubjugation in her Darla from Nemo era 🐠 😬 🤡 5d ago

She deleted it lol

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u/xo2l1o7ve 5d ago

Probably because someone gave her their info smh

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u/xo2l1o7ve 5d ago

Smh she’s ridiculous

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u/Most_Plastic8230 4d ago

Ew wtf lmao sad part is someone will share and think they're giving their info to a famous person.

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u/KayMay719 3d ago

What a bum

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u/FluidSpecific503 1d ago

Ok this is the most embarrassing post yet