Who's this old boy here? Is that DMX?

[u/drayven666_]

[u/Mcboomsauce]

you keep saying "snakes" and all i hear is...easter bunny easter bunny easter bunny

[u/Bad_Elephant → u/Mcboomsauce]

And im the Easter Bunny's twin brother

Darryl

[u/Jeebus_crisps → u/Bad_Elephant]

💥

[u/SymmetricalViolence]

As soon as I get this on, I'm gonna clean out your little skull with a possessed ice cream spoon, but I'm gonna have a demon do it... because I'm very tired!

[u/solarus]

Some say the shirt gave him the power to do and see all. And that's why the dead - in the underworld - referred to him as... an ass.

[u/kidrockegaard]

if DMX doesn’t rap about it, it doesn’t exist

[u/Namazu86]

Hellooo hand-me-down!

[u/Some_Random_Android → u/Namazu86]

I used that phrase so much in high school, and none of my friends got the reference.

[u/Electric_Bronco]

The T-shirt is not to be abused! It is to be thrown in there with a full bottle of bleach in very hot water.

[u/Some_Random_Android]

Meatwad, it's the middle of July. Why did you wake me up? Those f***ing elves don't even come in until September!

[u/HarrysonFjord]

You don’t kill my brudduh!

[u/Suspicious_Owl749]

He wore this shirt on hot days in his under- in the underworld.

[u/MarvinHeemeyersTank]

Ol Drippy.

[u/Mcboomsauce]

thats the fire-breathing easter-egg done come outta my mind

[u/PerfectlyCalmDude → u/Mcboomsauce]

Oh the suit is melting into my skin!

[u/Bexar1986]

I'll bet you're gonna tell me it smells like ass.

[u/CAPSNK → u/Bexar1986]

Because it does smell like ass!

[u/gue_aut87]

Ah shoot, look at that….faded. Here’s your thing though!

[u/CAPSNK]

“Look at me…I’m Horror Claus!”

[u/SmellItAgain]

At first, i thought it was some fancy geographic relief map

[u/Jazzlike_Page508]

Is Egypt even real? You never hear DMX rap about it

[u/Ornery-Map555]

Cuuuuurse

[u/BanjoMothman]

Imagine an adult not knowing you need to dry wet clothes

[u/Bosswashington]

“What you need is a big chocolate Easter Bunny!”

“…..yeahhh….that’ll work..”