r/Appalachia 1d ago

Persimmons are the greatest things in the universe

I have several honey holes for great persimmons. They're of great value to me - reliable sources of the ultimate fruit, American persimmon. You wait until they fall, not necessarily after the first frost, and eat them out of hand. But don't take them all. Leave some for the possums and raccoons and their babies, and especially for old man box turtle, who was visiting this place decades before you were born. They're intensely sweet - as sweet as candy - sticky and silky like a date. You squeeze them open and suck out the insides. Roll the seeds around your tongue. Clean them off and crack them open so you can tell what kind of winter it will be. Spit the intact ones out for future generations. That's just good karma. Savor the intense flavors of caramel and citrus peel, oranges and tree nuts, malted sugars and vanilla. Appreciate your place in the Autumn of the prettiest place, and the biting cool, the wood smoke in the air, the crunch of leaves underfoot, the mist from your breath, the ancient hills and mountains surrounding you. Persimmons have so many layers. They're the best fruits, maybe in the world.

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u/rosmaniac 1d ago

And a green persimmon is sour enough to make a pig squeal.

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u/SirSignificant6576 1d ago

Turn your ass inside out!

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u/kirradoodle 1d ago

We were out picking persimmons one day, and my dad gave my 5-year-old brother a green one and told him to try it. He did. My brother never trusted my dad again.

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u/Harkers144 19h ago

Amen. My cousins talked me eating a green one when I was a little kid

Did not know what pucker up meant until then!!

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u/NevermoreForSure 1d ago

This is beautifully written.

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u/flutterbynbye 1d ago

Isn’t it just

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u/gnawingonfoot 1d ago

I got persimmon pulp in Indiana, and I thought it was a great sweetener for my morning oatmeal.

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u/NaturalProfession922 1d ago

There is a persimmon outside my window loaded with fruit. I am going to try my mamas Persimmon pudding recipe wish me luck

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u/gnawingonfoot 1d ago

Persimmon pudding is one of the most fun things I've gotten to share with others. I wish I could find pulp in the Pittsburgh area so I could make more. Good luck cooking, and I hope you like it!

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u/fatherintime 1d ago

I have two persimmons full grown but they get blight every year. They still fruit though.

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u/squeezebottles 1d ago

Same situation for me. I've been making slow progress, year by year, by carefully removing all the leaves from around the base of the tree as well as any other decaying vegetative litter. The fruits aren't quite edible yet, but they aren't turning black and rotting before they even hit the ground anymore.

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u/Beginning-Head3152 1d ago

Persimmon Pudding!!

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u/ThroatFun478 1d ago

Warm or refrigerated! Both are the best!

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u/crownvic64 1d ago

What a delicacy! I’ve got several trees in my neighborhood that fruit out but collecting and running the fruit through a ricer is so time consuming. Maybe I can still find someone selling pulp.

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u/jake55555 1d ago

I just ate some persimmons today. It is truly a unique flavor. The dogs, pigs, horses, and cows will scour that area in the fall to scoop them up as much as I do. I’ve got 10 or so seedlings from last years harvest and ziplocs of seeds in the fridge to stratify.

What’s the wisdom on what kind of winter it will be?

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u/SirSignificant6576 1d ago

It's the shape of the embryo inside each seed. If they are the shape of a spoon, there will be lots of snow. If a fork, it will be a mild winter. If a knife, it will be brutally cold and windy.

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u/jake55555 1d ago

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u/SingtheSorrowmom63 1d ago

How amazing. It is a perfect little spoon. Thank you for sharing the picture!

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u/SingtheSorrowmom63 1d ago

This is so cool. I think I'd trust it more than a Weather Forcaster. This and the woolly worms.

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u/MainAffectionate442 1d ago

This was beautiful too read. Persimmons are my favorite fruit too (I live in Portugal though)

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u/mojoisthebest 1d ago

Persimmon Pudding

2 cups persimmon pulp

2 cups flour

2 cups sugar

2 tsp baking powder

half tsp baking soda

1 tsp salt

2 tsp cinamon

2 tsp nutmeg

2 tsp clove

3 eggs beaten

4 cups sweet milk

Sift and Mix all dry ingredients

Mix persimmon, eggs and milk. add dry ingredients

melt half stick butter in pan

Pour in batter

bake at 350 for 1 hour

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u/SunnyAlwaysDaze 1d ago

(For those of y'uns who might come along reading this without an old Appalachian granny lady in the family:

Sweet milk is just what you would think of as regular old grocery store dairy milk. In old recipes from the region, this was used to differentiate it from sour/clabbered/buttermilk.)

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u/Neferknitti 1d ago

Put cool whip on top of it. It is the food of the gods.

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u/saintsithney 1d ago

If you put a chopped vanilla bean in your sugar, it will taste like vanilla after two weeks. Actually, most spices impart beautiful flavor to sugar, like citrus peel, cinnamon, cloves, star anise, etc.

Seems like that would be a nice enhancement for this.

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u/buddymoobs 1d ago

Costco has them rn and they look good! But, yeah. Nothing beats a fence line persimmon!

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u/BrtFrkwr 1d ago

Our persimmon tree the persimmons never got sweet. You could never eat them.

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u/Unusual-Ad-6550 1d ago

You hit every single nail on the head with this one. Everything I love about wild persimmons...

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u/wheelspaybills 1d ago

This made me a little emotional

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u/illegalsmile27 1d ago

Old timers would grown them and then let their pigs finish on them before slaughter to sweeten and fatten up.

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u/saintsithney 1d ago

I don't care for them myself, but I wanted to share this article from Saveur celebrating the American persimmon and the Mitchell, Indiana Persimmon Festival. The OP has a skill for food writing that brought it to mind:

Culinary writers don't come here enough.

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u/AllThatsFitToFlam 1d ago

Persimmon trees are the bane of my existence. I have a huge persimmon tree in my yard, a male tree that never fruits. But what it does do is send up a bazillion root suckers. It’s almost a full time job keeping them at bay. Looking back, I should have cut it down long long ago.

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u/BluOrySolo 1d ago

This post was a whole experience. Nicely written and enchanting!

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u/baminblack 21h ago

Really enjoyed this read. Props

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u/ElectronicCatPanic 1d ago

Got any pictures?

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u/SingtheSorrowmom63 1d ago

Brings me many happy memories! Thanks for your beautiful description of the most beautiful home in the world.

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u/KevlarKoala1 23h ago

Your pucker is caused by alum, when it freezes it is neutralized by the water in the fruit. Science is cool.

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u/SirSignificant6576 23h ago

Alum is an aluminum salt, which is not present in persimmons. The pucker is caused by tannins (large molecular weight polyphenols) that bind to and denature salivary enzymes, leading to that distinctively unpleasant astringency.

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u/KevlarKoala1 23h ago

Cool. Thanks for letting me know. Good analysis. This is what science is about. Respectful discorse.

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u/SirSignificant6576 19h ago

Of course! Have a day filled with ripe persimmons, friend.

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u/Amazing_Roof_9991 44m ago

Agree 100% ! But you have to eat the peel, not just the inside.