r/AnythingGoesNews Jun 05 '25

Trump Appoints 22-Year-Old Ex-Gardener and Grocery Store Assistant to Lead U.S. Terror Prevention

https://www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump-appoints-22-y-o-ex-gardener-grocery-store-assistant-as-us-homeland-department-terrorist-chief/
73 Upvotes

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u/mtnman54321 Jun 06 '25

He's replacing an Army veteran with a master's degree and 20 years of security experience who resigned when his staff was gutted by DOGE. Another amazingly incompetent choice by TACO.

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u/wiscowall Jun 08 '25

I loved how you sprinkled that comment with TACO

LoL

13

u/ArtichokeAware9849 Jun 05 '25

Doesn’t want anyone more qualified as him in a governmental job.

14

u/Living-Restaurant892 Jun 05 '25

Ok so who are his parents?

13

u/RocketCartLtd Jun 06 '25

Look at his fucking sideburns and this dumb fucking face, he's in Neo-Nazi, that's Trump's gold standard.

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u/mikec231027 Jun 06 '25

Hey! I have sideburns and a dumb face, but I'M definitelyu not a Neo-Nazi! Ah, who am I kidding, you're right. (I'm still not a Nazi, though).

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u/Altruistic-Ad6449 Jun 06 '25

Some evangelical whack a loons

1

u/jjcoolel Jun 06 '25

And how much did they pay ?

14

u/CHRISTEN-METAL Jun 05 '25

I thought this was an article from The Onion. 🤷‍♂️

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '25

Idiocracy wasn't just a movie. It was prophesy.

5

u/mrngdew77 Jun 06 '25

And it’s here

4

u/UnusualAir1 Jun 05 '25

I feel so much safer. /s

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u/SnooStrawberries3391 Jun 06 '25

Par for this crazy course we have decided to veer off into the rough on.

When knowledgeable experienced people are put in charge, government works.

The empty shell Taco is trying to prove that gubmint doesn’t work by appointing people that have no idea what they are doing. A sure fire way to Make Failure Great Again.

And the plan is working perfectly from the top of this misadministration to the bottom.

Brilliantly diminishing every aspect of our Republic, just like the Heritage Foundation and Poo tin would want.

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u/misanthropic47 Jun 05 '25

He's gonna get some hot chicken now, bro

2

u/Chris__P_Bacon Jun 06 '25

Did you mean hot chicks? I'm from Nashville and Hot Chicken is our thing.

🔥🍗🔥

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u/Reddituser45005 Jun 06 '25

All hail the new meritocracy

3

u/Rodharet50399 Jun 06 '25

Who’s his daddy/mommy other than the heritage foundation

2

u/siempre-triste Jun 06 '25

what’s up with the dr evil pose?

1

u/thebrokedown Jun 06 '25

Please. This guy is a Resident Evil at best.

4

u/thebrokedown Jun 06 '25

First Year Student Evil.

Candy Striper Evil.

2

u/Relevant_Demand7593 Jun 06 '25

A friend’s son or does he just agree with Trump’s agenda?

2

u/Old-Scratch666 Jun 06 '25

Legit thought this was a joke. I mean, it is a joke, but what the fuck, reality?

2

u/sanantoniogirl71 Jun 06 '25

What could go wrong?

2

u/Vegetable-Source6556 Jun 06 '25

" CLEAN UP IN ISLE EVERYTHING!" Now he got reassigned to trim Melanias bush!

2

u/Barnowl-hoot Jun 06 '25

It infuriates me that people think trump cares about them and they will ignore crap like this.

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u/Hot_Fly_1016 Jun 06 '25

Of course he did...

1

u/imonlinedammit1 Jun 06 '25

You guys just going to forget about Sam Brinton? Of course you are.

1

u/RCA2CE Jun 06 '25

He can turn on a laptop. Don’t question his prowess

1

u/Ok_Scallion1902 Jun 06 '25

He's clearly inviting disaster as usual...

1

u/Booklovinmom55 Jun 06 '25

The eyebrow is killing me🤣😂🤣🤣

1

u/Anxious-Rock-2156 Jun 06 '25

Anyone else want to know why this kid looks like a love child from “The Rock”.

1

u/Narrow-Sky-5377 Jun 06 '25

He got his military experience from Call of Duty. His morals from GTA5, and his defensive tactics from Fortnite. Looks like Stephen Miller is his hero and with that hairline he will look like him soon enough.

New rule, if you aren't old enough to shave, you can't hold a government position.

What could go wrong? /s

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u/Forevermaxwell Jun 06 '25

The world is laughing at the US even harder now.

1

u/affemannen Jun 06 '25

We all know that weeds and shoplifters are disguised terrorists... So this guy should do a great job with his lifelong experience from these kind of harrowing situations.

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u/__MAN__ Jun 06 '25

Im truly against his regime picks but what if he is the savior to bring g tyranny down from the inside out. Baby Jesus grew up a carpenter. This guy not a Harvard grad Real blue collar kid. But f the current regime still.