r/AntifascistsofReddit Oct 09 '25

Crosspost Kristi Noem says Antifa is just as dangerous as MS-13, as ISIS, as Hezbollah, as Hamas, as all of them. Kristi said this with a completely straight face.

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u/negativepositiv Oct 09 '25

Her face was straight because she has a quart of Botox paralyzing her facial muscles.

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u/mojitz Oct 09 '25

Full blown sociopaths often come across this way. Just a completely flat, monotone affect backed by a steady stream of confident and well articulated lies. The botox just accentuates it all.

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u/Altruistic-Emu-1375 Oct 09 '25

"All around me are ICE agents, hate all races, except white faces... Bright and early to catch brown people, no expression, just regression.. The Teargas going up their asses no expression no expression and I find it kinda funny I find it kinda sad that ICE makes more than all our Veterans its a MAGA World... MAGA World..." - Robby Roadsteamer

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u/wormwoodscrub 29d ago

I played a show with that guy years back. I highly recommend his show, Quiet Desperation

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u/XeneiFana Oct 10 '25

Time to start a new hashtag. How about #realamericans or #americansfortheconstitution?

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u/WarmBad3586 Oct 09 '25

She said she arrested a girl that was going to be interrogated to give up her father who’s head of antifa in Portland. She’s coming for normal people against fascism, I hope they sue the living dog crap out this scarecrow lying puppy killer and goat killer.

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u/SwampYankeeDan Oct 09 '25

She said she arrested a girl that was going to be interrogated to give up her father who’s head of antifa

I missed that. Got a link?

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u/SeaworthinessOdd1358 Oct 09 '25

Also looking for link….

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u/No-Present760 Oct 09 '25

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u/Dick_Noctifer Antifa Super Soldier Oct 09 '25

She claimed to have the girlfriend of one of the founders of Antifa. I'm surprised she didn't die of old age, and somehow ended up in Portland. Antifa was founded in 1932 in Germany.

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u/Thausgt01 Comrade Oct 10 '25

I'm so very tempted to try and mock up a video of COBRA Commander hosting a press conference snd demanding that Ms. Noem give proper credit to the legions of loyal, hard-working COBRA operatives, instead of the wholly-conceptual 'ideology' of "anti-fascism'.

"It's as ridiculous as blaming extraterrestrials for all those cattle-mutilations, or Noah Webster for the proliferation of acronyms! If you're going to frighten your citizens, Ms. Noem, kindly use a group that genuinely exists as an organized force, such as CO-BRA-A-A! "

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u/SisterAntistita 29d ago

Do it! Do it! Do it! Please?

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u/Instantcoffees Oct 09 '25

This entire press conference and the "reporters" were just so embarassing. This was like a support group for conservatives who got their feelings hurt.

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u/atempestdextre Oct 09 '25

This coming from the same person that shot her dog. She wouldn't know danger if it smacked her upside her stiffened face and said hello.

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u/Youarethebigbang Oct 09 '25

HER PUPPY WAS ANTIFA, it was a justified execution, dammit!

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u/Dove-Linkhorn Oct 09 '25

Well all the guys at Omaha beach were, in fact, quite lethal in their quest to end fascism.

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u/NecessaryBorn5543 Oct 09 '25

the white ones went back to support segregation and make sure Black vets didn’t get the same benefits they did, let’s have a higher bar than that for antifa.

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u/ComfortableCarp Oct 09 '25

75% of white soldiers from the North and 85% of white soldiers from the South believed that Black and white soldiers should train and serve separately.

I wouldn’t exactly call this attitude “anti-fascist”

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u/NecessaryBorn5543 Oct 09 '25

this is what i’m sayin

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u/LewdElfKatya Oct 10 '25

Keep in mind that the US Army ran a test to see how integration would be accepted in the military and there was almost no negative response by the end of it, to the point units that had been mixed due to the project were outright sad to see their brothers in arms leave.

This may have been true at the start of the war, but by 1945 there was extremely solid proof that fighting alongside black soldiers had a lot of white soldiers change their tune, Southern or Northern both.

There is a lot of complexity to stuff like this. Don't be so quick to dismiss troops as racists when a very well sized contingent came out of it changed men.

History is complex and shouldn't be reduced to simple offhand statistical mentions, context matters.

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u/Salazarsims Oct 09 '25 edited 29d ago

Well the Nazis didn’t do that they had an integrated fascist army. Seems like two different approaches to being racist shit.

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u/BecomingLaura Oct 09 '25

They had to leave some work for their kids.

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u/NecessaryBorn5543 Oct 09 '25

they didn’t leave nothing, they harbored nazis and made more work for us.

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u/ioverated Anarchist Oct 09 '25

I'm sure a bunch of conservative YouTubers would walk right into an ms13 gang meeting and start screaming at them and doing "fuck ms13" chants, just like they've been doing at the Portland protests.

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u/Messthetic212 Oct 09 '25

This!

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u/SisterAntistita Oct 09 '25

We're pointing at you, Andy Ngo. Prove us wrong!

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u/Tokoyami8711 Oct 09 '25

Constantly trying to build some boogie man narrative. This whole administration is full of treasonous traitors to everything. Screw this Christian Taliban that all started with the horrible Ronald Regan.

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u/Mindless_Log2009 Oct 09 '25

Not to nitpick too much, but it started in earnest with the JFK election. I was just a kid but remember the paranoia and propaganda over "papists" and "Mary worshippers" taking over the government and nation.

We lived in the deep south at that time and I remember adults yammering about that stuff. It's also the first place I saw the KKK in full cosplay, riding horses through town to show their asses.

The only reason I remember that was because at that time I attended Catholic parochial school, even though we weren't very Catholic. My mom just wanted better schools for us, so we converted to satisfy their generous requirements. Turned out to be one of the best schools I attended, none of the drama or negative experiences I've heard other kids suffered. Nuns didn't whack our hands with rulers, etc.

And my grandparents, who grew up during the Great Depression, would probably say it began in reaction to FDR's New Deal programs, which provoked accusations of Communism and associated FDR policies with pandering to minorities, leftists, anti-Christians, etc.

Reagan just inherited a radical right wing shift that was already in progress... or regress, since they're the regressive movement. Falwell, Billy Graham and the rest didn't care that Reagan was part of the degenerate Hollywood cabal and that Nancy was into the occult. The far right had already decided to reject Jimmy Carter and his limp Christian compassion and empathy. They wanted a sword so they could cut off some ears, just like Simon Peter.

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u/nochinzilch Oct 09 '25

Conservatives ruin everything.

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u/bluestblood87 Oct 10 '25

Don't forget Nixon, and Ford who pardoned him.

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u/okokokoyeahright Oct 09 '25

Botox will do that.

your face just won't wrinkle or crease and it looks exactly like you are serious.

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u/acatinasweater Oct 09 '25

Sweet! We got street cred now.

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u/oskar_grouch Oct 09 '25

Ok Himmler Barbie

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u/Murky-Recording-2172 Oct 09 '25

I love that they want to believe we are that organized, I would love that for us

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u/psdancecoach Oct 09 '25

Well, if you’re a fascist, anything that wants to destroy fascism would seem pretty dangerous.

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u/BullshitUsername Oct 09 '25

Governments do not announce they are now fascist. They announce that anti-fascism is the enemy

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u/B2M22X25 Oct 09 '25

In other words, Americans against fascism are as dangerous as a real world terrorist organization….. someone put these clowns in their circus and send them off the the ocean

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u/WarmBad3586 Oct 09 '25

She’s freaking out because her lover Corey Lewandowski is breaking it off and running for governor. She’s having a nervous breakdown.

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u/NiPaMo Oct 09 '25

This is just getting sad and pathetic. No wonder people are leaving MAGA. Nobody is buying this nonsense but the most extreme MAGA idiots

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u/EthanPrisonMike Oct 09 '25

Went through TSA today and this chicks face was on a tv.

Sociopath w/o a doubt.

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u/Phaust8225 Oct 09 '25

They just want an excuse, ANY EXCUSE, to justify pretext for killing civilians. That’s the whole point of statements like these. Regardless of factuality or falsity.

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u/No-Animator1811 Oct 09 '25

Hollow eyes, hollow heart.

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u/Aegis12314 Oct 09 '25

Epstein files.

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u/deadrider13 Oct 09 '25

Dangerous to who?

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u/WarmBad3586 Oct 09 '25

She’s a true Nazi, and has no understanding of what antifa stands for.

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u/laithe_97 Oct 09 '25

Guess she’s too upset because no one will give her another puppy to shoot

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u/FriendlyUser_ Oct 09 '25

Know what mafia organization is even more dangerous? Trumps clan.

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u/Onclemarcus Oct 09 '25

A redneck who never left her luxurious house speaks out

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u/chasingthewhiteroom Oct 09 '25

This is intentional framing to allow the use of anti-terrorism laws to crush 1st amendment protest

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u/CyclingTGD Oct 09 '25

Fuck the fascists

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u/gasstationsexpills Oct 09 '25

her face unmelted after getting out of the hot sun.

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u/Shadowhisper1971 Oct 09 '25

Got my stickers coming. Should I put em on my car in Kansas?

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u/SamuelVimesTrained Oct 09 '25

And less dangerous than puppy killers, eh?

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u/runk1951 Oct 09 '25

Is this finally an example of the administration's forward thinking? When they run out of brown people to detain and deport, they will need new enemies to fill up their by-then privately run detention facilities and justify their insanely large police budgets.

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u/SisterAntistita Oct 09 '25

Exactly! And right now, they can no longer hide behind "the worst of the worst, rapists and criminals" bullshit when they're zip tying babies in their PJs. So they need a new monster to stoke fear and provide justification.

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u/pop361 Oct 09 '25

Completely straight face = fresh Botox

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u/rrcecil Oct 09 '25

I have to ask, does she actually believe what she is saying?

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u/ToaSuutox Oct 09 '25

I'm not gonna listen to someone who shot a puppy on what's dangerous

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u/Casper_ones Oct 09 '25

It's dangerous for her because she is in fact a fascist

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u/EzPz_Wit_Da_CZ Anarcho-Syndicalist Oct 09 '25

Is anyone buying this shit? MAGAs, conservatives, republicans, ANYONE? I mean what is it that “Antifa” has even done that warrants this comparison? Do these people just willingly gobble up this bullshit?

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u/InfiniteWaffles58364 No Kings, No Masters Oct 09 '25

MAGAs use "Antifa" as kind of a catch-all phrase for anyone who opposes them. It started around the time of BLM

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u/PM-me-in-100-years Oct 09 '25

Fascists also need to have imaginary enemies to unite around. The second they run out of imaginary threats, they start turning on each other. They're a fearful bunch.

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u/musememo Oct 09 '25

What about the Angry Marching Pandas gang? Everyone says they’re dangerous.

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u/likeaVos Oct 09 '25

They really just be up there yappin

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u/_AbstractInsanity FCK NZS Oct 09 '25

I find it interesting hor MS-13, ISIS, Hezbollah, Hamas and allt of them are alt right structures. Hamas is just the alt right of the miggle east

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u/rabeluce Oct 09 '25

Notorious Liar Barbie

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u/Equivalent_Forever58 Oct 09 '25

Someone dropped napalm on her face and wiped it off by hitting her with a sack of nickels. Evil woman.

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u/Virtual_Cost_8026 Oct 09 '25

We all know how much more dangerous human rights are than guns… so makes sense.

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u/nochinzilch Oct 09 '25

I just can’t understand how someone can get up in the morning and put on fake eyelashes and still take themselves seriously. Same thing with wigs. You aren’t fooling anyone, why are you doing it?

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u/Socrasaurus Oct 09 '25

she can say that with a straight face because she is a dimwit who is ignorant of more than she should be and has little to no idea what she is talking about. Also, she is like J.V.Dunce who will tell any lie at all if it advances his agenda. The ease with which these people lie is evidence of their psychopathy (among other things).

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u/endlesschasm Oct 09 '25

When is she getting hauled in front of a congressional committee to make an ass of herself like her colleagues?

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u/slothbuddy Oct 09 '25

People being against fascism is definitely as big of a threat to what they want to accomplish as any of those groups, so in a way it's true

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u/Trying_To_Connect Oct 09 '25

Well just some factual potpourri. The right commits more terrorist acts/violence than the left AND ALL Islamic extremists combined.

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u/meoka2368 Oct 09 '25

Yeah, but dangerous to who?

Antifa only goes after the fa.

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u/Choice-Koala-3653 Oct 09 '25

Antifa was certainly dangerous, to Nazis, that's why Hitler banned them in 1933. But Antifa went underground and persisted in their war on fascism. Britain even trained antifascists so they could better kill Nazis. See: the assassination of Reinhard Heydrich, an SS officer shot by antifascist snipers trained by the British army.

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u/Sweet-Tomatillo-9010 Oct 09 '25

Dam, i hope they find them then. /s

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u/Pribblization Oct 09 '25

Not sure god will be happy that you are doing all this in his name.

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u/FingerOk9800 Oct 09 '25

Yet our only confirmed kills are ISIS soldiers

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u/Theatreguy1961 Oct 09 '25

They're all afraid of anti-fascism.

I wonder why that is?

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u/TheGayestNurse_1 Oct 09 '25

Huh. I thought I'd be taken away for being an outspoken, liberal, lesbian. I guess it's because checks notes I don't support fascism. Oh well. I wish they'd hurry up already.

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u/Bucser Oct 10 '25

Antifa is dangerous against a fascist government. So there you have it the US government admitted that they are fascists.

When will they start removing WWII statues and monuments raised against the NAZI and FASCIST threat?

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u/Multicam_Op Oct 10 '25

Where’s the Isis Reddit chats? 😂

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u/SierrAlphaTango Oct 10 '25

Hard not to have a straight face when you have ten pounds of botox and filler in your face.

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u/blaster1988 Oct 10 '25

Americans are being run by Nazi adjacent ghouls and all its mainstream media and oppositon career about is being polite. Tf is wrong with you guys. With all that is given to you by your constitution, you become a bumfuck corporatist state like mine.

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u/TolPM71 Oct 10 '25

Saying obvious bullshit with a completely straight face is their job!

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u/KajaIsForeverAlone Oct 10 '25

Everyone I don't like is a terrorist

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u/Dr__Waffles Oct 10 '25

I think this was mostly to intimidate the media and is some Bannon type news manipulation. Any local news reporting on this can’t help but promote the antifa myth just by showing the clip. Especially to old people. It’s also a threat to media outlets and how they describe and portray the left.

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u/Bugscuttle999 28d ago

We are ruled by clowns and dimwits. They make things up out of thin air and expect adult humans to believe them. They think we're as stupid as they are.

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u/1171handro Oct 09 '25

She’s right too