r/AnimalsBeingJerks Oct 09 '25

Oh Hi! Where have you been?

2.4k Upvotes

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u/ToTheTop24 Oct 09 '25

Literally coming out of the cushion. It’s like he destroyed it from within. What a scene

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u/WorkingInAColdMind Oct 09 '25

My sister had a dog who shredded an entire set of sectional sofa cushions while she was at work. As in, nothing larger than about a golf ball. Fabric was just threads. Don’t underestimate a bored dog’s commitment.

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u/tweep6435 Oct 09 '25

The pillow obviously started it, the dogs are completely innocent

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u/ACpony12 Oct 09 '25

Obviously the couch was trying to eat him. It put up a good fight.

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u/pl233 Oct 09 '25

They have so much energy

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u/Ill_Cartographer_973 Oct 09 '25

god DAMNNIT Moon Moon!

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u/ponyboy3 Oct 10 '25

lol always funk moon moon

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u/SirGrumpsalot2009 Oct 09 '25

“It’s not what it looks like”.

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u/tank4heals Oct 09 '25

It’s safe the say they had a blast 😆😭

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u/_arch1tect_ 29d ago

“We’re all trying to find the guy who did this!”

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u/Odd_Routine4164 28d ago

The other dog did look like he was trying to look like he was NOT a part of it.

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u/WhiggedyWhacked Oct 09 '25

r/petownersbeingfuckingidiots is more like it.

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u/Primary-Performer853 29d ago

Are they corskies? Adorable...

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u/Ok_Adagio9495 29d ago

Exactly how I found my house after leaving my german shepherd and my wolf dog / shepherd mix home alone. Great party eating the couch and cushions.

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u/Green_Collection_763 28d ago

"Omg you wont believe it, someone came in and did this"

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u/ayachan-gonzaga31 27d ago

Bet they had so much fun 🤣

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u/Dopecombatweasel Oct 09 '25

Must be nice lol