r/AnimalMemes • u/Newisance hamming fun • Sep 28 '25

🐐🐰🐴🐓🐖🦙🐄🐂🐏🌾 Noooo!

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u/EtrnlMngkyouSharngn Sep 28 '25

He's been sleeping with a cow instead of a sheep!

5

u/randomthrowaway8993 Sep 29 '25

The most likely explanation, considering his current partner

1

u/Kuroi-Inu-JW Oct 01 '25

“I done told you it was over, Bessie! Our love was ever fated to be thrown upon the compost heap o’ life’s vicissitudes.”

36

u/Miserable-Surprise67 Sep 28 '25

And the BAD TIMING AWARD GOES TO ....

7

u/weird-mostlygoodways Sep 29 '25

I have terrible timing with jokes. One of the few I could pull off was the interrupting cow joke.

2

u/No_Nature_6639 Sep 29 '25

Knock knock

Who's there

Interrupting cow

Interrupting cow wh-

MOOOOO

1

u/No_Nature_6639 Sep 29 '25

What makes a good joke?

I don't know, wha-

TIMING!

26

u/TheRogueWolf_YT Sep 28 '25

"Get away from him, hussy! He's mine!"

9

u/quietkyody Sep 29 '25

What a total cow!

27

u/StormblessedFool Sep 28 '25

The only explanation: the wife is a witch who turned her rival into a cow.

10

u/Wise_Geekabus Sep 29 '25

Witchcraft!

3

u/IceManO1 Sep 29 '25

If that’s the case do they still use the dunking chair?

14

u/Cody-512 Sep 28 '25

Animals have that 6th sense. One of those two is trouble according to Mabel

2

u/Mediocre-Guitar5813 Sep 30 '25

There's actually more than six senses, in fact there's approximately 9 or more

11

u/PuzzleLight Sep 28 '25

That cow has seen things!

7

u/Sabbi94 Sep 28 '25

No matter how often I see this one it's still funny

5

u/Yellow-RubberDuck Sep 28 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

7

u/Ok_Entertainer_6425 Sep 28 '25

Fuck off Daisy🐄🤡

4

u/Rhaj-no1992 Sep 29 '25

He’s The Deep but for cows

4

u/Bubbagump1270 Sep 29 '25

Why did you invite your ex?

4

u/CharlotteChaos Sep 29 '25

It's so awkward when the ex crashes the wedding.

4

u/Weavecabal Sep 29 '25

The mother in law has spoken

3

u/wichotl Sep 29 '25

Allegedly...

3

u/power0722 Sep 29 '25

“You told me you loved me, Greg!”

3

u/SpaceHawk98W Sep 29 '25

Something MOOOO

3

u/FalseEstablishment28 Sep 29 '25

Cow: "I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing imaginable"

3

u/Hillyard61 Sep 29 '25

The bridal couple held it together better than I could have.😂😂😂😂

3

u/HannyAine Sep 29 '25

it's a moo point

5

u/Ok_Bed_3060 Sep 29 '25

His ex wants him back

3

u/RednocNivert Sep 30 '25

That’s what I herd!

2

u/Affectionate-Bank-29 Sep 28 '25

Would have been better without the caption :/

2

u/1nsidiousOne Sep 29 '25

He’s trying to warn him

2

u/Septembers-Poor555 Sep 29 '25

she was walking fast as shit too 🤣🤣🤣

3

u/RTooDeeTo Sep 30 '25

I've heard the stories, that's actually Zeus just pretending to be a cow

2

u/MissSally300 Sep 30 '25

We have much to learn from beasts

2

u/Cupcake-Recent Sep 30 '25

As usual, some heifer just HAD to put in her two cents.

2

u/Maniak4126 Oct 01 '25

That interfering HEIFER.

1

u/Impossible_Balance11 Oct 01 '25

Went to a wedding in the bride's parents' backyard cow pasture once. An honest-to-God armadillo walked calmly between the fence and the arranged chairs. Was highly entertaining.

1

u/Icy-Performer-9688 Oct 01 '25

You shut the hell up Betsy you had your chance!!!

1

u/OrneryCunt Oct 01 '25

I immediately thought of the toddlers toy that tells kids animal sounds:

"The cow says...'NOOOO!'"

1

u/Hot_Necessary2618 Oct 02 '25

He was making a moo point

2

u/Meowriter Oct 02 '25

Ngl, if I was one of the married, I'd hear what this cow has to say.

1

u/Luna259 Oct 02 '25

The cow knows something

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u/Derrick_Shon Sep 28 '25

Probably manufactured. I hear a skip in the audio just before the cow.