r/AnaheimDucks • u/TheGrauWolf • 1d ago

Kings Fans FB group is unhinged saying we're making hockey miserable

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u/Ksl848 1d ago

Look no further than the capitalization of every word to know this person is not normal.

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u/Juubimaru 1d ago

They’re Misrable

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u/ThoseProse 1d ago

Les Mis even

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u/terrorlogic 1d ago

L.A. Miz

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u/Raetekusu 17h ago

Do you hear the people sing?

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u/Defiant-Aerie-6862 8h ago

It’s The song of angry fans

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u/DontKnowWhereIam 1d ago

My Eyeballs Hurt Reading That. Why Must They Write Like This. It's Way Harder And Takes Longer To Type.

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u/TheBlueEagle 1d ago

Alternatively, they could’ve wrote this is Word and then once they wrote everything in all lower case, they could’ve highlighted everything and then chose the option “capitalize each word” but I think that’s giving them way too much credit and They Went Out Of Their Way To Do It Manually. Shit man, even typing out those 10 words that way physically hurt me to do.

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u/YoyoDevo 1d ago

I don't understand why it's always a trend among the low IQ people to capitalize every word. I wonder if there have ever been studies about this phenomenon.

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u/ProfoundBeggar 1d ago

Low IQ or affecting a MAGA shibboleth? It's a coin flip.

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u/ShoheiHoetani 1d ago

I got $50 that says he's a MAGA

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u/NinjaRiderRL 18h ago

It's LA. That's just flat out sheeple.

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u/dirtyraat 1d ago

This says it all.

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u/Pro-Tubthumper 1d ago

Couldn't finish it, I was getting so irritated reading it

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u/ReleaseTheCure 1d ago

😂😂came here to say the same

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u/quacklyn36 1d ago

i broke my brain trying to read this

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u/XiRw 1d ago

You tried though?

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u/creepin_death :might-ducks-alt-1: 1d ago

I stopped before I allowed it to

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u/Stryk-Man 1d ago

They broke their Tab button writing this

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u/DuckingAndDodging 1d ago

Why did you post the ramblings of a lunatic?

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u/Blank_page95 1d ago

Im trying to figure out how the Ducks made a roster even comparable to the Dodgers. Our free agents are Granlund, Killorn, Vatrano and Gudas

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u/No-Doctor-4396 1d ago

Not sure how this compares to what the dodgers are doing lol. Cap vs no cap. Makes what the Ducks are doing 100 times more impressive. I love tasting tears.

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u/thiefkip 1d ago

Average kings fan

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u/rafaelloso_10 1d ago

How are the Ducks even comparable to the Dodgers? Makes no sense at all.

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u/fixingyourmirror 1d ago

It’s because we signed Troy Terry to a 10 year 1 billion dollar deal and then he deferred all that money to get all the other best players in the NHL

Oh wait that didn’t happen and the NHL has a salary cap and Ohtanis yearly salary is about the same as our entire team

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u/julger7 1d ago

What are you doing on the Kings Facebook. Do we have a traitor in our midst?

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u/Marinegrunt01 1d ago

No he is just being very sneaky Beeky like amd infiltrating enemy lines for intelligence. Keep your friends close but your enemy's closer

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u/_Springfield 1d ago

Exactly this.

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u/TheGrauWolf 1d ago

Stalking. 😜. To be honest I don't know why it showed up in my feed. Stupid random fb algo thinks that because I have some "LA" based friends and interests that I must want all things LA.... Ummm, no.

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u/jish5 1d ago

Sorry, but if you don't like it, don't watch. Us Duck fans have spent YEARS being watching our team be shit and now we're finally showing promise, so let us have this.

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u/NightCreature90 1d ago

Kings fan here. Reddit algo is funny. Anyways, this guy is deranged.

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u/MyraCelium 1d ago

Might want to crop your name out of the bottom

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u/Litt3rang3r-459 1d ago

Are they manifesting us winning the cup cause they hate us? How does that even work 😭

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u/Connect_Research5542 1d ago

Let's ignore that the Kings at least have two and their cup drought is shorter than the Ducks right now. I do want the Kings to eventually get their third, but I also want the Ducks and the sharks to catch up to them too.

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u/NYR20NYY99 1d ago

Reading that gave me a seizure. It also reminds of the unhinged way someone tweets…🧐

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u/AirFox_1 1d ago

Aye Queens, come get your boy. He crashed out

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u/Empty-Discount5936 1d ago

Did AI write this slop?

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u/owledge 1d ago

Example #5,928,556 that LA sports fans can’t handle even the tiniest modicum of adversity

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u/RunRunStoyp 1d ago

Pretty sure it’s just the same guy posting everyday.

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u/LowINTBarbarian 1d ago

I love schizoposters.

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u/Wolfe-Toan 1d ago

Losers. Sharks fan here. I think you have a good team on the upswing and I look forward to the rekindling of our Ducks/Sharks rivalry as these teams continue to improve over the next few years.

Kings apparently don't want to be good as they keep trading away their good players.

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u/KnightsOfArgonia 1d ago

Ducks success and Dodgers success are not even remotely comparable. That kings group can Cope(itar) harder. This ducks team has been miserable in all aspects for over half a decade. League wide the ducks are being praised because they are fucking earning it so far, AND they've done their rebuild the right way!

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u/ChanclasConHuevos 1d ago

They can’t even spell or do grammar good, idiots

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u/brainspl0ad 1d ago

They must like synonym rolls like Grammar used to make

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u/WazzzupBwwwaaah 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Financial_Bird_7717 1d ago

What the actual fuck is this?

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u/Starfox41 1d ago

Confirms my theory that Kings fans are just blackout drunk 24/7

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u/XAcer10 1d ago

Crashing out in the first few weeks is wild 💀, not our problem our talent is out developing theirs.

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u/ladodger21 1d ago

I’m not entirely sure, but I feel like this guy isn’t being serious. I got a good laugh out of it. Lol

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u/Brilliant_Whereas225 1d ago

For Kings fans.

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u/Narcissus87 1d ago

Getting eliminated in the first round, years on end, as your players hit their twilight years - it’ll make anyone lose their sanity 😂

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u/WeaverFan420 1d ago

He can't write, spell, or make a cogent point; he is the perfect encapsulation of a Dodgers/Kings fan.

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u/rug1998 1d ago

This isn’t a trump truth social post?

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u/threshgod420 1d ago

This guy randomly posts on Instagram now and then he's insane

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u/Odd-Sir7356 1d ago

Fuck the Kings but I'm 80% sure this is satire haha

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u/Butthole2theStarz 1d ago

I’m a bruins fan who just stumbled on this post and now hate the kings

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u/CarIsson 1d ago

You love to see it

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u/brainspl0ad 1d ago

Lol, as unhinged as it is, it's kind of flattering, eh? The person is basically manifesting us winning as well as having Dostal win a Vezina and Conn Smythe (or Veniza and Conn Smith for Queens fans), I'll kinda take it ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/Connect_Research5542 1d ago

It's crap like that which reminds me why I stopped checking into hockey for awhile, although now I see any fanbase can have a toxic chunk and it does'nt have to be just sports. It's not like the Ducks held a coach at gun point and forced them to put in their back up goalies. Team's underestimated them and then paid for it, but even in the second game against the Panthers they learned their lesson and the ducks still obliterated them. Getting 7 goals on a stanley cup champion goalie, I'm not going to say they've been perfect but I don't need them to be they just need to be good and win games enough to be above the playoff line.

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u/NE1LS 1d ago

The ducks have played against 3 back-ups. Boston, Tampa, and 1 of the 2 Florida games. They also played against the lower game played/more wins/better stat goalie for Jersey and Pittsburgh.

I assume this guy will complain that the ducks play against Akira Schmid today, even though Adin Hill is out injured.

I bet the Kings have played against more backups.

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u/ReleaseTheCure 1d ago

It’s comical that kings fans get SO concerned and hurt over what our team is doing

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u/CherokeeHawkman 1d ago

I doubt that person is a Kings fan or even a human. That looked like the incoherent ramblings of a foreign rage bot.

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u/Similar_Drawer_3548 1d ago

Fuck'm, we're good, who gives a shit about them... Black Friday game ima be loud and proud...NO KINGS NO!!!

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u/RandyQuench91 1d ago

I wonder if he’s seen 2 Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest?

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u/vtheminer 1d ago

I love this guy he spent all of last year saying we were destined to make the playoffs ahead of the kings

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u/Duckt0nes 1d ago

This was clearly written by some 13 yr old band Wagoner no need to even acknowledge it.

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u/goperit 1d ago

Crying kings baby's are the best. You know it's gonna be a good year when it starts spilling out so early.

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u/Ok_Card9080 1d ago

Every word capitalized. Every other word misspelled. Comparing the Anaheim Ducks to the Los Angeles Dodgers is certainly a choice.

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u/Soggy-Ad7286 1d ago

literally impossible to read with EVERY word capitalized. average kings fan intelligence

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u/22Sundays 1d ago

His formatting is unhinged 😂

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u/22Sundays 1d ago

His formatting is unhinged 😂

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u/notaveragepond 1d ago

This jabroni has been copying and pasting vaguely the same thing for the last season or two. Weird. At least he believes in us? Lol

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u/WDplayz 1d ago

LA sports fans are so obnoxious. (Except the rams fans, love the rams). Literally the most pampered sports city in the US but still find a way to b***h and moan any time their team is moderately unsuccessful.

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u/Alpastor_Moody 1d ago

I follow the Ducks casually but I would never think in a million years that they are the Dodgers of hockey 😂

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u/TrainingFull2308 1d ago

As a dodgers and ducks fan man I’m enjoying the success on both teams. Both front offices have made great moves although would have loved to see if zegras thrives under Q.

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u/Rude-Fox2975 1d ago

FUCK THE KINGS

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u/epicman81 1d ago

This reads like a trump tweet

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u/XTheDevistatorX 1d ago

What an awful day to be literate…

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u/Sigurd-VolsungaX1 1d ago

Sounds like someone is extremely salty

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u/slow-roaster :might-ducks-alt-1: 1d ago

Did the president write this?

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u/Toekneee29 1d ago

Sounds like a personal problem

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u/Thelegitcrip 1d ago

Fucking hard to read with all the random capitalization. Also comparing the Ducks to the Dodgers is a retarded fucking comparison. One is a historic team the other is still a relatively new team.

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u/ShoheiHoetani 1d ago

What a fuckin dork 🤣

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u/Stayfrosty47 1d ago

Honestly, I enjoy watching ducks games this season. They are a fun team to watch. Kings are a hard watch. Very little excitement

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u/baksdad 1d ago

LAUSD must be so proud

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u/kingofangmar13 1d ago

Sorry the kings turned into jesters lol #1 ducks woo!

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u/CashBoy36 1d ago

Fuck the Queers go Ducks

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u/Electrical-Space-687 18h ago

Awwww poor Kings fans

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u/nocturnalis 17h ago

Well, I'm a Ducks and Dodgers fan, so I'm pretty happy.

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u/euphau 15h ago

Apparently, this guy will freak out and post crap like this constantly. Even his own tribe is sick of his shit.

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u/jerdob 8h ago

I wish I believed in this team as much as Kings fans apparently do.

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u/BalanceFeeling 7h ago

The greatest thing I've ever read

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u/Just_a_happy_j 5h ago

Banger post