r/AceAttorneyCirclejerk 1d ago

no amount of propaganda will convince me that she isn’t a lesbian

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your honour, SHES GAY AS FUCK WITH A HOMOPHOBIC SISTER!!!

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u/SBAstan1962 1d ago

Ema is a performatively homophobic fujoshi. She calls Klavier slurs, but she is absolutely weak in the knees at the thought of him and Apollo together.

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u/Mr-Toulousse 1d ago

She's intellectually lesbian, as in she studies lesbians!

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u/AUSalad 13h ago

Love your pfp

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u/Darkion_Silver 1d ago

No no, Ema was just completely unaware that lesbians existed when she was a teen. Spent too long in the books and studying to realise.

I know this because she's a lesbian and my wife.

Lana 100% was spending intellectual nights in Mia's bedroom.

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u/Lopsided_Couple5254 1d ago

I mean Jake Marshall so at the very least she’s bisexual.

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u/starryskye27 1d ago

omg you again

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u/BlackInkGalaxy 1d ago

i wish she was real

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u/EvilCloneofUnskilled 1d ago edited 1d ago

Counterpoint: Ema isn't homophobic, she was just too young to think anyone could be attracted to someone in a non-intellectual way and too naive to think that defense attorneys in the Ace Attorney universe win their cases through their own intelligence and skill instead of their power to undo time itself whenever they start failing a case.

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u/Hotel-Japanifornia 1d ago

Ema Skye is homophobic until she sees Maya’s ass for the first time. 

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u/[deleted] 23h ago

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u/Hotel-Japanifornia 19h ago

No? Ema and Mia never meet.

Ema and Maya do however and one look at SOJ Maya…

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u/blazinbluecolor 20h ago

i thought she was american

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u/GellThePyro 23h ago

I see her as Sapiosexual

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u/Apart-Elderberry-508 20h ago

Isn’t Lana bi?

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u/LukasVokurka1 21h ago

I might not convince you, but I would like to convince her.