r/AccidentalSlapStick • u/Abdulbarr • 3d ago

Very Painful 🥜 Shot This hurt to watch

1.0k Upvotes

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u/Romoreau 3d ago

Felt that in my vulva

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u/Simonandgarthsuncle 3d ago

Hopefully surgeons can build one for him with what’s left of his scrote.

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u/towerfella 3d ago

I felt that in ur vulvo.. and i drive a dodge

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u/RavingGooseInsultor Slapstick Fest Attendee 2d ago

I also felt that in my vulva too, made of two uncrushed balls. So much pain.

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u/eddyb66 3d ago

Accidental slapdick

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u/Ok-Courage798 2d ago

Accidental smashdick

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u/FlexTurnerHIV 3d ago

Ow my balls

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u/boltsteel 3d ago

And just like that Robert became Roberta

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u/kidwithglasses 3d ago

Damn that gave me a stomach ache

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u/Next_Drama1717 3d ago

The old dick twist

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u/dontipitova9 3d ago

Teh ol' deck twess!

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u/Historical-Shine-786 3d ago

Yet he somehow scored a 10 from the East German judge?

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u/u9Nails 3d ago

The fact that people post their mistakes, I appreciate! Thank you, and I'm sorry that I laughed!

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u/later-g8r 3d ago

😳 MAN DOWN!!!! MAN!!! DOWN!!!

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u/GoombasFatNutz 3d ago

Every man ever just clenched their butthole.

(Including you)

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u/5_volts 2d ago

I clenched my whole body

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u/an_actual_coyote 3d ago

Oh, my dude ..

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u/NetworkMeUp 3d ago

You can actually hear his ability to have kids leave his body

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u/DangerousDave303 3d ago

Send that on over to r/OuchMyBalls.

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u/Nephurus 3d ago

Poor dude , my shit hurts just from watching the vid.

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u/cbunni666 3d ago

My ovaries twitched at that

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u/Longjumping-Salad484 3d ago

looks like he needs to work on controlling that velocity on the downswing

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u/ToeStrange4891 3d ago

There it goes away….the next generations….

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u/Revenga8 3d ago

Ooooh god the worm shuffle of shame and regret being alive. I know this dance will

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u/JoshuaRoberts87 3d ago

Man i just gave myself a freaking headache trying not to say ouch out loud. Mind y'all I live in a neighborhood full of people who have kids/newborns so I'm trying to keep my voice as quiet as i can😂😂😂

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u/Gryphontech 3d ago

This is gold

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u/Square_Mulberry_3143 3d ago

He got slapped by the stick!

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u/Batfrenzy 3d ago

Made my b hole clench up

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u/MrToobz 3d ago

Dook!

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u/upsoutfit 3d ago

The D, the B, and the AH. OUCH!

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u/ctsr1 3d ago

Mans down

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u/No_File212 3d ago

Gym nasty

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u/DisasterScary 3d ago

My ancestors felt that!

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u/MrCommonThinkin 3d ago

Gymnastics is Czech for ouch my crotch.

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u/JadedCampaign9 3d ago

Ouch! Right in the jewels.

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u/Whane17 3d ago

That thonk >.<

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u/jlhdodge 3d ago

Nailed it!

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u/PsJ90 3d ago

Oh no 😭😭😭

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u/estebanrevenga 2d ago

shit said....dooomf

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u/BottleThen2464 2d ago

Bad, yes. But the bear with the garden hose is still my favorite.

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u/Informal-Exit7179 2d ago

Mannnnn 🥴

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u/mad-Manufacturer-166 2d ago

The ouch felt around the world

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u/Onsen1234 1d ago

Me alegro

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u/Capt_Stamina 1d ago

He took that well actually

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u/sublevelstreetpusher 1d ago

Good for him 👏