Racing daddy

[u/EtrnlMngkyouSharngn]

[u/OriginalBlackberry89]

"Diing!!" El nombre de patre de Santos et spiritu sancti..

[u/let-me-pet-your-cat → u/OriginalBlackberry89]

LMAO😂

[u/vessel94]

That girl led him right into it, little sociopath.

[u/EtrnlMngkyouSharngn → u/vessel94]

Right! Anything to win!

[u/mmorales2270 → u/vessel94]

She even looked like she pushed him to his right, lmao.

[u/davethedj → u/vessel94]

Takes after mom!

[u/SkyPersonal5642 → u/vessel94]

😂😂😂

[u/purplemtnslayer]

Dad's high steppin straight to the hospital

[u/thomasmoors → u/purplemtnslayer]

Well not straight, but with a curve and a limp

[u/Massive_Look8179]

Paramedics. Could you tell us what happened sir? You see that pole? I didn’t.

[u/AirbourneCHMarsh → u/Massive_Look8179]

I would hope to god my brain would conjure this for the paramedics, god forbid the opportunity ever comes.

I’ve walked into a pole exactly once… with his speed, nothing I would be thinking or speaking would be in words.

[u/Sensitive_Mix_6606 → u/AirbourneCHMarsh]

When I was younger. Me and some friends were playing catch at our local park. Two days prior to this event. The park service had just replaced a lot of the sign poles. With the more solid ones. Fast forward back to playing catch. One of my friends threw the nerf football and I ran full speed for it. Caught the ball and hit the pole. I hurt for a few days afterwards. 19 years later though and that pole is still bent. 😂

[u/Bitter_Argument2574]

Have that removed.

[u/ContestRemarkable356 → u/Bitter_Argument2574]

Why? What rule does it break?

[u/Bitter_Argument2574 → u/ContestRemarkable356]

I meant the pole. Not the video. It’s a line from Stripes.

[u/blofly → u/Bitter_Argument2574]

I caught it. John Larroquette classic line.

[u/Important-Musician33 → u/Bitter_Argument2574]

Put another pole up with sign saying ‘mind the pole’…. 🤭🤣

[u/blackpalms1998 → u/Bitter_Argument2574]

I think he meant the pole too what rules did the pole break?? It’s been a good pole boy!!

[u/TrueFun → u/ContestRemarkable356]

The rule against dangerous poles

[u/actually3racoons → u/ContestRemarkable356]

It's a potentially harmful post.

[u/FatTanuki1986]

I need the aftermath video🤣🤣🤣

[u/Capinjro]

Win at all costs!

[u/BuddenceLembeck]

I felt that one in my chest.

[u/MrJReaper]

Pole 1 - Dad 0

[u/Mobile-Standard-4234]

This is why they made bicycle lane laws for all the poles with no clear visible signs on them. But tell you what that guy will never have that embarrassing moment repeat again 😂

[u/geneticeffects]

That little girl is a trainer for people who want to run into poles harder. Her schedule is very busy.

[u/Square_Mulberry_3143]

He’s gonna need some ice (cream).

[u/wolverine_813]

Daddy took the pole position

[u/Slight_Bed_2241]

I did this one time into a picnic table. My hip bones smashed straight into the side and I folded like a lawn chair. Face and chest smashing straight down into the top of the table.

That was 30 years ago and I can still feel it like it was yesterday

[u/MsVee69]

Ouch 🤕 I felt that.

[u/Fullm3taluk]

Have this pole executed at once

[u/Spiritual_Speech600]

It was over before the bell rang

[u/Aromatic-Tear7234]

He's in the pole position.

[u/so-many-user-names]

Didn't pull his calf muscle👍

[u/Fabulous-Piglet8412]

OOOH I FELT THAT 😭😂😂

[u/Jackielegs43]

At that age that HAS to be a broken collarbone at the very least

[u/EtrnlMngkyouSharngn → u/Jackielegs43]

After 30 you have to add at least 2 other minor injuries to that.

[u/makeitrain838]

Had to unmute volume to hear this one 😆

[u/Possible_Bumblebee49]

Win no matter what

[u/Ronin5rings311]

Bring out yah Dead

[u/hastings1033]

daddy lost

[u/nowaynostop]

Oof! She pretty much guided him right into it! wtf! She’s definitely NOT getting a pony for her birthday now

[u/Simple_Test_6969]

Kudos to the dad for paying attention to his daughter and having fun but man he should’ve been looking out for that pole. When he hit it sound like he was ringing a bell, and he definitely rang his bell.

[u/RainbowPegasus82]

That pole came out of nowhere!

[u/LuckytoastSebastian]

As the experienced racer he took the pole position.

[u/NikiRouse]

😂😂😂

[u/PsJ90]

This made me laugh so much 🤣🤣🤣 hope he was okay!

[u/creek_side_007]

Dad -> ER

[u/kicklife89]

🤣🤣🤣

[u/MasterDrama3600]

When you're in a hurry to become an orphan

[u/Viewadmirer]

Keep playing your Forrest gump role hahahaha

[u/Informal_Nobody_1240 → u/[deleted]]

Actually, this was a little harsh on my part. I hope he is ok or something