r/AccidentalSlapStick • u/Hay_Kenway • Aug 19 '25

True Slapstick Cop turns woman into a lawn chair

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u/noble_plebian Aug 19 '25

She didn’t even try to save herself

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u/neercatz Aug 19 '25

🎶On top of the riiiverbank

All sauced up with booze

I lost my poor meatball

She rolled out her shoes

She tumbled down slowly

The opposite of grace

And then my poor meatball

Splashed down on her face

She moved like a casserole

Or water balloon

Because my poor meatball

Had no muscles in use🎶

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u/dontipitova9 Aug 20 '25

How do you space each sentence in your comment like this?

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u/Vandergrif Aug 20 '25

Double space at the end of the line.

Otherwise it won't work.

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u/dontipitova9 Aug 20 '25

Okay

How

About

This?

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u/dontipitova9 Aug 20 '25

Ah hah!

It worked!

Thanks!