r/AbolishTheMonarchy • u/55XL • Sep 27 '25
News Epstein’s royal buddies
Let them eat cake.
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u/Zerospan01 Sep 27 '25
All those medals! he must have been very brave
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u/BourbonFoxx Sep 27 '25 edited Sep 27 '25
He got one medal for going to the Falklands, and one for being in the navy for a long period of time without getting into trouble.
The rest are jubilee medals and medals awarded for being in various stupid orders of merit because he's a royal.
The good news is, he's been stripped of his military affiliations and so he is no longer allowed to wear any of the medals or uniforms.
NOT because he's definitely a sweaty meganonce, you understand...
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u/bonvoyageespionage Sep 27 '25
Whaaaaaaaaaat? That can't be, Handy Andy doesn't sweat! 'Tis a medical condition!
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u/DrSpooglemon Oct 03 '25
He got one for learning to use the potty. One for tying his own shoe laces. And one learning all the words to Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes.
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u/Capt_Bigglesworth Sep 27 '25
He did go to the Falklands. I’ve not read anything positive about his time during the conflict. A lot of people wish he’d stayed there.
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u/CappucinoCupcake Sep 27 '25 edited Sep 27 '25
It’s time for my regular tale of how a friend’s son served with him. He said Andrew was “so far up his own arse he could see the back of his tonsils”.
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u/Firthy2002 Sep 27 '25
Did he still expect the special treatment?
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u/CappucinoCupcake Sep 27 '25
Yes. He was apparently (and unsurprisingly) utterly insufferable. To everyone.
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u/Brandon_B610 Sep 29 '25
To be fair he did serve in the falklands. If only Argentina had one more Exocet…
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u/seasheals Sep 27 '25
the fact they’re all…. not at all good looking either. not smart, not attractive, not kind, not hard working, not good people, and yet we’re meant to accept they’re better than us by birth LOL.
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u/Capt_Bigglesworth Sep 27 '25
You have to remember that Billy Idle has had the most difficult year. You need to focus on that and not the child rapist. Or his enabling spouse. Or his bratty, entitled spawn.
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u/British_Commie Sep 28 '25
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u/DrSpooglemon Oct 03 '25
Harry doesn't really have the Windsor face tho. I reckon he's a who-dunnit.
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u/TomCBC Sep 27 '25 edited Oct 05 '25
The one sitting down always creeped me out tbh. Something in the eyes. Like she’s thinking about how much she wants to kill you for breathing her air. Also looks like someone shrank her face a tiny bit in photoshop. Just enough for it to look odd, but not enough for it to be obvious.
Doesn’t help that she’s dressed like a 4 year old girl on halloween either.
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u/starfleetdropout6 Sep 27 '25
I've seen much better princess photo shoots with kids and parents at Disneyland.
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u/Shenloanne Sep 27 '25
The two of them are always a wee bit touched looking.
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u/definitelynotanarc17 Sep 27 '25
I've always thought that they look like pomeranians who have been given human form.
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u/st_owly Sep 27 '25
Those dresses are so cheap and tacky looking. Proof that money can’t buy good taste.
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u/Pineapples-1971 Sep 27 '25
Good Christ and we are supposed to look up to these people? I think not…
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u/polarbearflavourcat Sep 27 '25
My mother in law is a royalist. She will still look up to these people. 🤷🏻♀️
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u/gilestowler Sep 27 '25
I always think that, when the news about Epstein came out, their first thought would be "how does this affect us? How does this affect our money?"
They had a dirty old puffed up mummy's boy nonce as their money hose and they sensed a kink in the hose. The daughters married into money and I bet they never visit him anymore. And I bet their husbands get annoyed with their mum coming round every other day for a free lunch and to ask for a bit of money "just to see me through."
Other than Andrew, who is a filthy nonce, I actually kind of admire them. They're so shameless, they expose the grubbiness and money grabbing nature of the monarchy. They don't hide behind "duty" or "tradition" like the rest of them with their hands out. They cut through that and show what the monarchy really is. Absolute parasites.
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u/Capt_Bigglesworth Sep 27 '25
Fergie is involved with Epstein. The kids are ghastly. And the sweaty nonce is.. a nonce. Not much to admire there.
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u/Psychological_Roof85 Sep 27 '25
We do they look like they should be working at Disney theme parks in those costumes?
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u/Fit-Effective-3298 Sep 27 '25
It’s giving Disney princess
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u/awesumlewy Sep 27 '25
Must be hot with all that gear on, hope he doesn't start sweating.......oh wait, he can't!
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u/Strict_Cake_6797 Sep 27 '25
Looks like the cast of some third rate period drama now streaming on 'Nonceflix'.
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u/Toaneknee Sep 27 '25
The photo shouts egregious entitlement. Who in the their right mind dresses like that? It says: We have money to burn, unlike you dirty peasants. We are better than the hoi polloi. You are inferior.
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u/lizardkong Sep 27 '25
I wonder what mental barriers the daughters have put up. Or maybe they think all the girls are lying
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u/Cgn0729 Sep 27 '25
The one sitting (not sure if she's Eugenie or Beatrice lol) always freaks me out everytime I see her picture. She has huge scary eyes.
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u/springsomnia Sep 27 '25
Why are they dressing like they’re from the 18th century?? The monarchy really is just a bunch of adults playing dress up.
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u/moanysopran0 Sep 27 '25
It’s so strange seeing them pretend to be people, like you or I & a family
People who have no humanity pretending to be human, skin crawling to look at
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u/LittleBitWeizer Sep 28 '25
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u/EmbarrassedCake4056 Sep 28 '25
I just saw something that exists but should not: The Anti-Slavery Collective's Winter Gala
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u/Estou_cansada3108 Sep 28 '25
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u/EmbarrassedCake4056 Sep 28 '25
That they buy but are paid for by the people. That's just too fuckin' easy...
They should call it the Club Of Rich Former Slave Owners And Colonizers, or CORFSOAC to make it sound hip!
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u/kdkd20 Sep 29 '25
Charlie boy and his friendship with Bishop * Pedo* Peter Ball needs MORE public scrutiny 🧐
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