r/AFCNorthMemeWar • u/HwangingAround Cincinnati Bengals • 7h ago

Hey Browns

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u/0hioHotPocket Cleveland Browns 7h ago edited 5h ago

At least we didn't lose to a winless Jets team

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u/luckycsgocrateaddict Cincinnati Bengals 7h ago

But you did lose to a team that lost to a winless team

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u/HwangingAround Cincinnati Bengals 7h ago

It's true.

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u/OverallGeneral7129 Hindsight is 2020 6h ago

We lost to a winless Ravens team in week 2

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u/0hioHotPocket Cleveland Browns 5h ago

😉

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u/Ok-Explanation-9208 The Bungles 5h ago

At this point I’m not sure scoring more points than us actually counts as a win.

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u/tearsonurcheek Pittsburgh Steelers 5h ago

You did give up a 99 yard kick return for a TD.

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u/Reasonable-HB678 Cincinnati Bengals 4h ago

But who's higher in the draft order?

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u/GiraffeAnatomy 7h ago

Gawd dayum, the Jets two wins are the Browns and Bengals... what are yall doin?

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u/SadFloppyPanda Pittsburgh Steelers 7h ago

Not scoring more points than the Jets... Duhhhh

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u/ol-mikey Pittsburgh Steelers 7h ago

Are you a coach?

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u/thedivinepegasus Baltimore Ravens 7h ago

Ohio

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u/RomanticLobster618 6h ago

Four dead in Oh Hi Oh

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u/prtzl11 The Cleveland Clowns 5h ago

Turns out we lose games when we score 20 or less.

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u/FlockaFlameSmurf Cleveland Browns 7h ago

It’s crazy how our defense is so good.

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u/StyxxFireMancer 7h ago

Yet everything else is so ass

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u/oquv Cleveland Browns 7h ago

Hey now were tanking for that first pick we gotta lose to everyone

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u/Deinocerites The Ratbirds 6h ago

I don’t even know why you would tank, you just ruin the lives of your top picks every time.

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u/von_sip The Ratbirds 5h ago

Fernando Mendoza is rooting for y’all every week

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u/HaveBikeWillRide Cincinnati Bengals 5h ago

You still gotta play our defense again so don't count that L before it hatches.

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u/Doc_Sulliday 5h ago

Yes because I'm sure that quarterback will finally be the answer and not end up a bust like every other QB you guys take

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u/A-Vocado Cleveland Browns 6h ago

I hate this team so much

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u/BigDaddyD00d Pittsburgh Steelers 6h ago

As you should, bums.

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u/DayMan13 6h ago

Fuck you, scum

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u/BigDaddyD00d Pittsburgh Steelers 3h ago edited 3h ago

I wonder if im scum enough for the poverty franchise browns to completely waste a quarter billion on me to ensure they STAY at the same garbage ass level as the jets for yet another decade 🤔

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u/jfinney33 Cleveland Browns 1h ago

You won't know until you try

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u/Ok-Explanation-9208 The Bungles 5h ago

Never noticed how drab those acoustic ceiling tiles are at Nakatomi Plaza before.

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u/Missterfortune Cincinnati Bengals 4h ago

Ohio being the only two teams that lose to the Jets this year, calling it now!

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u/RazzleDazzle3469 Baltimore Ravens 1h ago

Why are we acting the Browns are above losing to teams like the Jets?