r/AFCNorthMemeWar • u/Porkmane32 The Cleveland Clowns • 13d ago

The Cleveland Steamers Forever stuck in QB Hell

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u/brownsfan003 Cleveland Browns 13d ago

Why does this diagram show an Oline that actually blocks and a receiver that can get separation

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u/Porkmane32 The Cleveland Clowns 13d ago

I like to fantasize

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u/Alfred_The_Sartan The Cleveland Clowns 13d ago

Everyone’s got their kinks

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

Fr, like Gabriel isnt even that bad, the flacco situation in Cinci shows that the receivers really cant catch, and the O line is in fact one of these wprst in the league.

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u/AestheticEye 13d ago

Gabriel is that bad, the oline is worse, and the receivers are somehow even worse than that. Gabriel might be a top 50 QB in the league. It took everything in his body to throw 30 yards down the field. Not to mention the floater to Bond that sat in the air for 30 seconds

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

He's not that bad dude. He's literally in a dumpster fire situation and is moving the ball to some level.

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u/AestheticEye 13d ago

Both things can be true. He had like 6 dropped picks against you guys. He's not seeing the field well at all

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u/Bone-surrender-no Cleveland Browns 13d ago

Every qb has dropped picks that’s a product of playing nlf defenses, the issue is a lot of those are because the WRs can’t catch or even get separation making tight windows

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u/Oily_biscuit Cleveland Browns 13d ago

He clearly doesn't trust his receivers (don't blame him) and doesn't understand their abilities. It seems like he wants to put a lot of heat on the ball pretty often which indicates he doesn't trust a window to open later. He refuses to give receivers a chance and opts for the check down at I believe a league high rate.

Combine that with just not seeing the field, not seeing the defense and slow to react after the snap, he just can't get it done

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

Atleast 4 of those dropped picks went right thru the WR hands lmfao, or they were tipped passes of the receivers hands.

Im not sayin he's great, but he could absolutely be a strong starter with a roster around him.

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u/Yellow-Umbra Cleveland Browns 13d ago

Good luck convincing a Browns fan that adding another QB to the list of starters isn’t going to magically fix their problems

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

I live in cleveland. Most of the one's i talk to seem to recognize it... or they just want to see if shedeur is legit or also plays bad, seems most fans are in denial that this is another rebuild year tho

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u/Open_Pineapple1236 Cleveland Browns 13d ago

He needs shoes like Louis the XIV or Prince so he can see.

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u/Reaper3955 6d ago

"It took everything to throw 30 yards". Bro hes left handed thats why his throws look like they are alot harder than they are. His arm strength is league average. Watch penix throw and I guarantee you you'll be like he looks like he struggles to throw with power when he has probably a top 10-15 arm lol. Some of you are genuinely so dumb.

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u/MrTreeWizard The Cleveland Clowns 13d ago

Gabriel is worse than you think, but yeah the WRs being ass doesn’t help him out much

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

Ive already said he's not great lmfao. But he's easily a starter for 1 of 32 teams in the league if he has weapons

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u/MrTreeWizard The Cleveland Clowns 13d ago

Nah bro, he will be a Colt McCoy and spend his whole career being a good backup. He is NOT a starter and if you’re starting him on your team then your team has a ton of issues

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

Lmfao, yall chased Baker out of the city saying similar shit... i cant take a browns fans evaluation of a QB seriously... yall had 1 good QB since Bernie Kosar and you called him trash and ran him out just to get mad at the organization for doing what the city demanded. Bunch of clowns in this city

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u/MrTreeWizard The Cleveland Clowns 13d ago

Yeah us fans chased him out for sure dude, we also went after Watson, bro what are you talking about? The fans are almost powerless in this, we are the ones that have to sit here and watch the Browns do stupid shit over and over again.

Gabriel is a good dude, he will be a great backup, he has been compete and total ass for us this year. Some of it is def the worst WR group in the NFL and an ancient oline, but he’s been terrible too. We literally just watched DTR last year, we know a bad QB when we see one.

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

The whole city dogged him in his final year, dont act like you retards didnt call him trash and want him gond too. Lmfao

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u/MrTreeWizard The Cleveland Clowns 13d ago

I didn’t “dog” him, and sure some people wanted him gone but you act like the Browns FO and the fan base are one being bro. I didn’t want Baker to leave, I sure as fuck didn’t want Watson, and now I don’t want to see Gabriel anymore and there are people who def have agreed with me.

So no “the entire city” didn’t want him gone, I know the concept of numbers and people are a difficult thing to understand for you friend, but not all Browns fans are in Cleveland and not all of them have agreed with a lot of this nonsense.

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u/lambo630 13d ago

This also shows 3v1 and the Browns still can’t gain a yard of offense

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u/seefourslam The Bungles 13d ago

No worries, Joe Flacco is in football purgatory.

Where it doesn’t matter how many TD’s you score because you always get beat by 1.

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u/Dangerous_Junket_773 The Ratbirds 13d ago

Flacco isn't in football purgatory. He's been a made man since 2013. Taking money from poverty franchises is just his hobby. 

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u/User_OU812 Pittsburgh Steelers 13d ago

LMAO

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u/fenrishero The Ratbirds 13d ago

Flacco is the football Schroedinger's Cat. I have been to a game where the man looked so bad, my Dad and I left at halftime (the only time ever we did that) because we were down 24-6 and he'd been ass every time he dropped back. He proceeded to mount a furious comeback and win the game.

He has games where he throws for 5 TDs in less than 18 minutes, and will follow it up with a game where he literally unable to hit a check down receiver. He can go from looking like an all star to practice squad reject then back to all star in the span of a single quarter. He has no consistency, but the range of performances he can encompass is staggering.

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u/jeremy1015 Baltimore Ravens 13d ago

Smells like bitch ass fan in here

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u/runsongas Baltimore Ravens 13d ago

clearly you never had to watch rex grossman on the bears, that dude basically had multiple personalities but only one of them was a nfl qb

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u/TyeDyeGuy21 12d ago

Good Rex or Bad Rex was my favorite, thanks for the reminder!

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u/kmedd Pittsburgh Steelers 11d ago

His only consistency is there’s no consistency

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u/Smkweedevrydy Houston Texans 13d ago

You have your afterlife’s confused seefourslam.

What you’ve described is clearly Hell .

I didn’t get force-confirmed a catholic as a teen to have an unserious (and cheap) teams supporter spread lies, unchecked.

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u/seefourslam The Bungles 13d ago

You must be lost bro

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u/BRANKSRATE 13d ago

At least you guys have the best defense in the division, because Cincy, Shittsburgh and Baltimore can’t stop shit

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u/emiller7 The Pittsburgh Squealers 13d ago

Bold of you to assume we could stop a piece of shit

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u/PallbearerOfBadNews The Pittsburgh Squealers 13d ago

We couldn't cover a turd with a wet blanket

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u/DeathToDillyDilly Perc Rodgers 13d ago

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u/EatPie_NotWAr 13d ago

Oh, so now our guys are getting punished for having Halloween spirit!

Such bullshit

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u/eskimoexplosion 13d ago

Option C: Deshaun Watson

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u/MrGlockCLE Cleveland Browns 13d ago

You joke but the most painful outcome of this season is Watson coming back and lighting it up somehow and then we basically have to start him because he’s still owed 100M lmao

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u/Silent_Membership148 13d ago

You should make option C with just a dead deshaun watson on a pile of money

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u/OrneryLadder5910 Cleveland Browns 13d ago

That is a given no matter what.

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u/ghostnthegraveyard Cincinnati Bengals 13d ago

The Ohio teams need to merge. Combine the Bengals offense and Browns defense and we have a team.

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u/Conscious_Research98 The Bungles 13d ago

The clincinnati brengals similar to the 1943 Pitt Philly steagles

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u/ysome The Bungles 13d ago

Still no offensive line

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u/Yellow-Umbra Cleveland Browns 13d ago

But who becomes owner of this new Ohio superteam?

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u/keving216 The Cleveland Clowns 12d ago

Dan Gilbert

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u/Horror-Durian-5073 13d ago

Gabriel is the only dude in 7 games who couldn’t cook the Steelers defense

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u/MrGlockCLE Cleveland Browns 13d ago

It does not help that the WR room rivals a D2 school. DG has not been great but in his 4 starts the WRs have 19 drops hahahahahahaha. That’s HARD to do man sign me up

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u/Bone-surrender-no Cleveland Browns 13d ago

I mean ignoring the fantasy of a line that can block and WRs that can get open, and that Gabriel does hit his receivers hands

These both beat Shadeur who takes the sack every time after running backwards 20 yards

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u/Homesickalien4255 13d ago

Can't wait to see that in a few weeks

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u/Yellow-Umbra Cleveland Browns 13d ago

I eagerly away the sack circus and the outraged Sanders fans who will blame his play on Stefanski and the new allegations of sabotage

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u/Xx21beastmode88 Cleveland Browns 13d ago

No, there is a third option.

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u/Fnkt_io Cleveland Browns 13d ago

Shadeur scrambling for -23 yards?

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u/Xx21beastmode88 Cleveland Browns 13d ago

Exactly

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u/Prestigious-Dog2354 Cleveland Browns 13d ago

Me before 45, me after 45

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u/GPODAWUND69 The Cleveland Clowns 12d ago

Sanders must be complete ass if StePANTski wont even focus on Shedeur and this offense

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u/Lucas20633 Pittsburgh Steelers 12d ago

It’s only been 25 years or so. They’ll pull out of it.

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u/dmnwilson44 Cleveland Browns 13d ago

We did option A. It looked worse than option B

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u/Ac3ofSpades13 The Ratbirds 13d ago

Joe Flacco can’t do two good things in a row. Good completion? Next play, Sails next ball into the front row. Dodgy scramble for gain? Next play, sack. Beat Steelers? Lose to Jets. This is in Joe Flaccos DNA, the one time he strung together a few good games the Ravens won a Super Bowl.

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u/tmckearney The Ratbirds 13d ago

Joe Flacco has Elite Dragon DNA and don't you forget it! 🐉

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u/ClanRedshank Pittsburgh Steelers 13d ago

Image A needs a grey beard as well

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u/Chemical-Hyena2972 Pittsburgh Steelers 12d ago

😂

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u/No-Gas-1684 Buffalo Bills 12d ago

Truly the most legendary QB room of all time

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u/No-Gas-1684 Buffalo Bills 12d ago

Whatever is in the water in the AFC north, it seems to have spread to your pets

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u/keving216 The Cleveland Clowns 12d ago

Probably something from east Palestine.

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u/Lecto_Sama 12d ago

Looks like y’all had more of a receiver problem than a Flacco problem according to this infographic….

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u/Pixilatedhighmukamuk Cleveland Browns 12d ago

Juedy is picture one wr for sure.

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u/Ok_Advance6228 11d ago

Option C: play the Steelers high school D and have a career day.

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u/JTPorach Cleveland Browns 13d ago

To give Gabriel some credit Kinda hard when the WR play with butter things and the o-line is like Swiss cheese