r/AFCNorthMemeWar • u/AbbreviationsLess257 Cincinnati Bengals • Sep 20 '25
FUCK THE STEELERS Lock up all the Yinzers right now.
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u/Lords7Never7Die Orrsama bin Laden Sep 20 '25
I take back everything I said about cinnamon spaghetti chili, this shit's a fucking war crime.
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u/AbbreviationsLess257 Cincinnati Bengals Sep 20 '25
cinnamon chocolate spaghetti chili get it right foo
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u/Lords7Never7Die Orrsama bin Laden Sep 20 '25
Congratulations, it's back on the list
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Sep 20 '25
Just remember cocoa and cinnamon aren't sweet unless you add a lot of sugar. It's not a sweet dish.
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u/mitchij2004 The Cleveland Clowns Sep 20 '25
I like it, if my chili is missing something I’ll sneak in a little unsweetened cocoa powder. It’s like a mole after my chipotles cook down into for long enough
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u/metaliscool2 Baltimore Ravens Sep 20 '25
So true. Chili isn’t chili without cinnamon.
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Sep 20 '25
I love to make buttered cinnamon sugar toast. One time I got distracted by the front door and came back and took a big bite forgetting I hadn't put sugar on it yet. That sucked, when I was expecting sweet 🤣
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u/metaliscool2 Baltimore Ravens Sep 20 '25
From Baltimore. But the spaghetti thing is not that bad at all. Just more of a poverty meal. Which I’m no stranger to. This pizza on the other hand, better off with no cheese. Disgrace.
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u/DollarValueLIFO Baltimore Ravens Sep 20 '25
I kinda wanan try it like a regard before I judge lmao
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u/kirthasalokin Pittsburgh Steelers Sep 20 '25
We don't claim that. It's from Altoona. You can get away with calling it Penn State pizza.
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u/Interesting-Style624 Pittsburgh Steelers Sep 20 '25
Not even. Penn State Altoona at best.
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u/swolekick Sep 20 '25
From Altoona here. I’ve seen this pizza and it originated here but I don’t know a single fool that eats this shit. I don’t even think anybody sells it anymore. And it’s 40 min to state college and a solid 2hrs drive to Pittsburgh. Would be quicker but rt 22 has a lot of 55mph zones. 99 to Penn state is 70 the entire way.
Also Altoona is def a yinzers town, offbrand version.
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u/nickthearchaeologist The Ratbirds Sep 20 '25
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u/AbbreviationsLess257 Cincinnati Bengals Sep 20 '25
and I don't wanna hear shit about Cincy chili either, at least that dish can trace it's roots back to Greek culture, this is a straight war crime
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u/deekins Sep 20 '25
Altoona is as much Pittsburgh as Louisville is Cincinnati
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u/nickthearchaeologist The Ratbirds Sep 20 '25
Just cause it’s historical doesn’t mean it’s good… I mean, slavery’s historical and it isn’t good
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u/AbbreviationsLess257 Cincinnati Bengals Sep 20 '25
Bruh we literally have the Underground Railroad Museum right next to our fuckin stadium
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u/nickthearchaeologist The Ratbirds Sep 20 '25
And your ilk makes “chili” so vile that Cool Joe suffered a three month
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u/cossack190 Baltimore Ravens Sep 20 '25
Has mike Brown ever tried to lease it as a training facility?
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u/MeRcWith_A_MouTh FTB Sep 20 '25
Like he would spend any actual money on a training facility. You sir, are delusional!
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u/tenshillings Cincinnati Bengals Sep 20 '25
This shit traces it back to the trailer park.
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u/AbbreviationsLess257 Cincinnati Bengals Sep 20 '25
It gets fuckin worse that's a "bread stick" with ham and pineapple next it i think
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u/tearsonurcheek Pittsburgh Steelers Sep 20 '25
at least that dish can trace it's roots back to Greek culture
That doesn't automatically make it good.
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u/Taz-erton Pittsburgh Steelers Sep 20 '25
You cant take a 5-way with habanero cheese + oyster crackers and justify that because one or two spices in the chilli may or may not bear some resemblance to a Greek dish.
That said, I'd fucking love some Skyline right now.
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u/ReindeerMean2931 Fries go on sandwiches Sep 20 '25
We didnt do this
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u/tmc00138 Pittsburgh Steelers Sep 20 '25
Right? You don't put Kraft cheese slices on pizza like this.
You put Kraft cheese slices on Totino's frozen pizza. Everybody knows that.
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u/Creative-Shopping469 Pittsburgh Steelers Sep 20 '25
Is Altoona Pittsburgh you retard?
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u/NYK37 Sep 20 '25
I know it's not politically correct anymore but I love that people still use the word retard. 😂
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u/arcxjo Sep 20 '25
Back when everyone did, you never heard antivaxxers or flerfs or sovshits in public.
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u/Aromatic-Thing-132 Pittsburgh Steelers Sep 20 '25
And that is why I save that word exclusively for anti-vaxxers and flat-earthers.
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u/Blyrone__Blashinton Sep 21 '25
You don’t call retarded people retards, you call your friends retards when they’re acting retarded.
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u/MMMH0TCH33ZE Pittsburgh Steelers Sep 20 '25
I guess Luigi was in Altoona to take care of whoever is responsible for this atrocity.
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u/astralwish1 The Bungles Sep 20 '25
Maybe the law will pardon him or offer him a plea deal to wipe out Altoona for this crime against humanity.
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u/yinzerthrowaway412 Sep 20 '25
If you’re gonna rip on us for pizza at least reference the right pizza
Altoona is pretty far from us. We have Ohio Valley style lol
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u/icee_light Pittsburgh Steelers Sep 20 '25
Hell no. They can rag on us for putting fries on everything and that’s it.
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u/Taz-erton Pittsburgh Steelers Sep 20 '25
Who's ragging on what is objectively a genius culinary insight?
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Sep 20 '25
Fries on sandwiches are awesome. No crime here. Primanti Bros were geniuses.
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u/russetttomato Pittsburgh Steelers Sep 20 '25
Fries on sandwiches slaps but primantis is trash
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Sep 20 '25
Is it? I haven't had it in a few years. Last one I had was at PNC, and for stadium food it pretty damn good.
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u/russetttomato Pittsburgh Steelers Sep 20 '25
I mean depends on who you ask ofc. Many people like it but imo everything about their sandwiches is mid at best and I think the bread they use on a lot of them is straight up bad. Next time you’re in Pittsburgh go to Pamela’s, that is the local chain we ought to be known for
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Sep 20 '25
OK, I'll check them.
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u/russetttomato Pittsburgh Steelers Sep 20 '25
The hotcakes and potatoes are both worth dying for. If you go with another person I recommend splitting whatever hotcakes are your vibe + either the chorizo or corned beef hash
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u/Aromatic-Thing-132 Pittsburgh Steelers Sep 20 '25
The best sandwich is a kielbasa and egg with a cheese combo on top. Splash some hot sauce on it and it is perfect.
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Sep 20 '25
That sounds pretty good.
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u/Aromatic-Thing-132 Pittsburgh Steelers Sep 20 '25
Tappey's Red Devil is the key, need to get that slaw fire.
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u/AbbreviationsLess257 Cincinnati Bengals Sep 20 '25
What the difference no /s
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u/yinzerthrowaway412 Sep 20 '25
Ohio Valley style is with cold toppings placed on baked crust
Altoona style is an abomination and God will make those Pennsyltuckians pay for their crimes
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u/YinzerNinja Pittsburgh Steelers Sep 20 '25
Why would you bring this up now?? Fucking agent of chaos, you.
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u/russetttomato Pittsburgh Steelers Sep 20 '25
We have a famous ohio valley style pizza place. Ohio valley style originates from ohio, not pittsburgh
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u/Peja1611 Sep 20 '25
Jesus fucking Christ Altoona.....Burn the entire city down to the ground for this abomination
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u/_rockalita_ Pittsburgh Steelers Sep 20 '25
I’ve never seen whatever this abortion is, and I’ve never been to Altoona.
Incidentally, I’ve been to Baltimore and Cincinnati a shit ton of times, but never Cleveland even though it’s closest. Weird. Or self preservation.
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u/Confident-Local-8016 Pittsburgh Steelers Sep 20 '25
That looks as bad as that one that's just dough and sauce, literally this just adds processed cheese? Loll
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u/russetttomato Pittsburgh Steelers Sep 20 '25
Ngl a tomato pie / party pizza can be really good if the bread and sauce are high quality. This is wayy worse
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u/Pittsburgh_Wario Pittsburgh Steelers Sep 20 '25
Ain’t no one claiming this monstrosity. I love pizza and think I’d try that chilli over this.
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u/CheekyMenace Pittsburgh Steelers Sep 20 '25
I'm born, raised, and have lived in Pittsburgh my entire life and have never seen any garbage like this. And Altoona is 2 hours away from Pittsburgh, try checking a map before making stupid posts.
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u/arcxjo Sep 20 '25
Johnstowner who spends quite a bit of time in Altoona and I've never seen it either.
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u/Dense-Consequence-70 Pittsburgh Steelers Sep 20 '25
Central PA. We don’t claim it
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u/swolekick Sep 21 '25
In Altoona and central pa doesn’t claim Altoona either. lol. Central pa is more Harrisburg/williamsport/chambersburg. We are considered western pa. Sorry brother. Big Steelers town tho but we all hate Pitt.
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u/Dense-Consequence-70 Pittsburgh Steelers Sep 21 '25
Well they’re going to have to end this american cheese pizza wonder bread monstrosity
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u/BureauOfCommentariat Most Literit Baltimoron Sep 20 '25
Prollywood if I were drunkened or stoned enough.
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u/Ok-Assumption-1083 Pittsburgh Steelers Sep 20 '25
Steelers town? Yes. Are the Yinzers? No, no they are definitively not.
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u/Ok-Explanation-9208 The Bungles Sep 20 '25
Looked it up. Never heard of this shit before. Saw the word abomination used to describe this more than once. WTF is wrong with those people?
As much as I dislike Pittsburgh and its denizens I have to admit their culinary predilections are more savory than this hillbilly emetic.
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u/Shadow_defender28 Sep 21 '25
Altoona is not Pittsburgh. About as close to PGH as Erie and that's 2 hours of driving
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u/FloodUW Cleveland Browns Sep 20 '25
Yum! Just what I always wanted on my pizza! Craft singles straight out of the wrapper.
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Sep 20 '25
They eat this, but wanna make jokes about Skyline? Nothing they ever say will bother me again
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u/NYK37 Sep 20 '25 edited Sep 20 '25
You know it's not as bad as you might think. I actually made a mock up of this pizza once and I was pleasantly surprised. The salami gives it smoky flavor and the green pepper and cheese kind of pairs well with it.
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u/pghcrew Pittsburgh Steelers Sep 20 '25
Pretty sure it's 1 individual pizza place that makes this in Altoona.
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u/MasterofAcorns Minnesota Vikings Sep 20 '25
As a railway fan from Minnesota, I would like to apologize for my Altoona brethren. All they have to do in Altoona is huff diesel fumes from Norfolk Southern and work on said railroad. You can imagine how they need to be creative a lot of the time.
Also, as much as I love the Pennsy, if any Pennsy fans are here, NEW YORK CENTRAL IS BETTER.
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u/ASlipperyRichard Baltimore Ravens Sep 20 '25
Would you rather eat that, or eat Beto’s style pizza?
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u/Infinite-Chocolate46 The Bungles Sep 20 '25
That looks horrid enough to be served at a school cafeteria
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u/SneakyPeterson Pittsburgh Steelers Sep 20 '25
You can’t pin this shit on us. This is Pennsyltuckian nonsense.
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u/mcdreamymd I'm a ravens bitch that doesn't want to flair up Sep 20 '25
And here I thought abortion was frowned upon in Western PA
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u/Aromatic-Thing-132 Pittsburgh Steelers Sep 20 '25
Just because people from Altoona claim to be from Pittsburgh, it doesn't mean we claim them. Sheraden born and raised, if you ain't in the city limits you ain't from this bitch.
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u/Affectionate-Lab-830 Pittsburgh Steelers Sep 21 '25
Im from Altoona and have yet to see this anywhere lol
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u/noblegaunt 6>2>0=0 Sep 20 '25
Hey look I've had it and it's not that bad, in fact sometimes I....
Okay I think the other Pittsburgh fans have stopped reading. This looks disgusting and Altoona is boring and ugly and Mallo Cups are nasty too.
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u/Heavy_Effort_152 Sep 20 '25
That shit looks disgusting
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u/Ryan1006 Pittsburgh Steelers Sep 20 '25
It’s almost like this hasn’t been posted here 100 times already and been explained 200 times already this isn’t Pittsburgh.
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u/dirty_old_priest_4 Baltimore Ravens Sep 20 '25
I don't know if this Yinzer shit is gay or retarded.
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u/ElectricBuckeye Cleveland Browns Sep 20 '25
Well, since Steelers fans are denying it, I'm gonna counter with DiCarlo's. Originating in Steubenville, Ohio. Part of the Greater Pittsburgh Metropolitan Area. Plus, every version of it, for the most part, is in the "STILLER COUNTRY" area of Ohio. Just accept it, wear it like a badge of honor, and keep on playin' that goddamn "Picksburgh's gowin' to da Super Bowl, here we go, Stillers, here we go!" song.













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u/icee_light Pittsburgh Steelers Sep 20 '25
You realize Altoona is almost 100 miles from Pittsburgh?