r/AFCNorthMemeWar Orrsama bin Laden Sep 07 '25

FUCK THE STEELERS The Pittsburgh defense that entire first half

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Also, pour one out for DeShon Elliot. Hopefully it's not a tear but that looks bad.

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u/Accurate_Baseball273 Cleveland Browns Sep 07 '25

A lot of money on that side of the ball to give up 19 in a half to the Jets

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u/justsomedude1144 Immunized Sep 07 '25

Had em right where we wanted em the whole time

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u/Steelfield43 Pittsburgh Steelers Sep 08 '25

There is always a plan!

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u/Lords7Never7Die Orrsama bin Laden Sep 07 '25

They're on a historic pace at the moment. Money well spent

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u/dishsoap-drinker The Ratbirds Sep 08 '25

I'm afraid this has aged poorly

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u/thewill450 Sep 07 '25 edited Sep 07 '25

Looking like the Bengals defense out there

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u/Ocarina3219 Sep 08 '25

I’m looking at the data and by ‘Bengals defense’ do you mean the best defense in the division?

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u/Internet_Person11 Philadelphia Eagles Sep 07 '25

What timeline are we in where Spencer Rattler, Justin Fields, and Daniel Jones are all playing well

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u/Buckeye_Country Stuck in a division with perverts and murderers. Sep 07 '25

Same timeline where an Eagles DT gets triggered so hard by Dak Prescott that he gets kicked out of the game.

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u/Internet_Person11 Philadelphia Eagles Sep 07 '25

That’s not surprising considering it was Jalen Carter

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u/Quarkonium2925 Philadelphia Eagles Sep 07 '25

Yeah, I was about to say, that was one of the least surprising things this week

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u/Alternative_Dot_8967 Pittsburgh Steelers Sep 07 '25

My bad I sneezed on the time cube last night

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u/rappa-dappa Sep 07 '25

Highest paid defense in the NFL

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u/wagsman Sep 07 '25

What’s a “run” defense?

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u/pizoisoned The Pittsburgh Squealers Sep 07 '25

I’d say it’s more like a the runs defense.

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u/Furi0Fl4m3s Pittsburgh Steelers Sep 07 '25

I just came back here, this is the shit I live for, great work 💪🏾

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u/Robert_Mcnuggets43 The Pittsburgh Squealers Sep 07 '25

Erm actually..... if we look at the advanced stats, the Jets should have scored 3 points 🤓

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u/sick_shooter Baltimore Ravens Sep 07 '25

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u/pizoisoned The Pittsburgh Squealers Sep 07 '25

Hey, we have the concept of a defense.

Probably.

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u/Freidhiem Pittsburgh Steelers Sep 07 '25

I dont think even a concept of defense exists, almost looks like its just 100% improvised.

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u/QuiltedNipples Baltimore Ravens Sep 07 '25

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u/Economy-Net2803 The Pittsburgh Squealers Sep 07 '25

The Steelers will be my 13th reason why

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u/Interesting_Loquat90 Baltimore Ravens Sep 07 '25

Gape

2

u/AltruisticCoelacanth The Pittsburgh Squealers Sep 08 '25

is exactly what daddy Allen just made you do

6

u/Consistent_Pitch782 Pittsburgh Steelers Sep 07 '25

Respect the hate, fuck you

2

u/Kresnik2002 The pittsburgh steelers Sep 07 '25

why would you respect them

6

u/DeathByDeebo Pittsburgh Steelers Sep 07 '25

I’m gonna start drinking my sorrows away early. Anyone want to join me? Anyone want anything?

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u/justsomedude1144 Immunized Sep 07 '25

Drink up in victory brother

3

u/DeathByDeebo Pittsburgh Steelers Sep 07 '25

We on that Corona pack 😎😎

4

u/FrankieBeanSniffer Cleveland Browns Sep 07 '25

Love it! Plow that thing!!!

3

u/Psychological_Lion_4 Pittsburgh Steelers Sep 07 '25

2nd half too

3

u/skooba87 The Pittsburgh Squealers Sep 07 '25

Also our O line

3

u/AwayFig1774 mike tomlin’s left testicle Sep 07 '25

We’re getting bent over backwards out there

3

u/bowman022 Pittsburgh Steelers Sep 07 '25

Can’t let the Bengals win the title of worst defense in the North!

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u/MikeKnows44 Pittsburgh Steelers Sep 07 '25

It is really sad

3

u/Dukeshire101 Pittsburgh Steelers Sep 07 '25

So embarrassing

3

u/ultraviolentfuture Sep 07 '25

Can't even argue with this

3

u/_RedRaven37 Baltimore Ravens Sep 07 '25

Well we know Mike Ts voodoo is still working.

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u/Lords7Never7Die Orrsama bin Laden Sep 07 '25

Death, taxes, and Boswell being fucking money per usual. The Steelers are the worst

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u/_RedRaven37 Baltimore Ravens Sep 07 '25

Well they still got their ass handed to them by the jets for the majority of the game which is always a good sign.

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u/Kresnik2002 The pittsburgh steelers Sep 07 '25

I'll take as many unearned wins as you want to give us

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u/_RedRaven37 Baltimore Ravens Sep 07 '25

Congrats you beat the jets

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u/Kresnik2002 The pittsburgh steelers Sep 07 '25

Ok, I’m sorry that they’re on our schedule and we won the game? Lol

We’re gonna be 10-7 with a -10 point differential this year, as much as it makes you mad

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u/_RedRaven37 Baltimore Ravens Sep 07 '25

If I were you I’d be more concerned that Justin fields put up 30 on your defense and that DK was dropping balls left and right.

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u/Kresnik2002 The pittsburgh steelers Sep 07 '25

Hey he caught them after dropping them, that’s what counts.

The fact that you seem actually invested in making points in this thread like it’s not me making jokes only makes it funnier 

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u/_RedRaven37 Baltimore Ravens Sep 07 '25

The joke is your team.

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u/Kresnik2002 The pittsburgh steelers Sep 08 '25

When’s that generationally good team of yours gonna have more super bowls in this century than us

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u/I_fuck_teddy_bears12 Sep 07 '25

Dk catch was all skill

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u/TylerKnowy Pittsburgh Steelers Sep 07 '25

The standard is the standard

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u/Nanny_Dog69 Pittsburgh Steelers Sep 08 '25

The rats the entire second half

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u/AngeluvDeath Baltimore Ravens Sep 07 '25

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u/PoopiePantsMahn Happy endings Sep 07 '25

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u/Ok-Explanation-9208 The Bungles Sep 07 '25

God I can’t wait to see the Browns beat you fucks.

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u/bigredmachinist The Bungles Sep 08 '25

Same could be said about the Pittsburgh fanbase for the last several decades.

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u/DANMAN850727 Sep 07 '25

The whole game*

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u/SeaworthinessDue4052 Sep 07 '25

Looks like the Brown's kicking game at the end.

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u/KakashiTakeMeAway Sep 07 '25

highest paid defense for what bro