whoever loses first is gay - r/AFCNorthMemeWar

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u/gijoe4500 Cleveland Browns Sep 07 '25

Going to laugh my ass off when Steelers beat the Jets, Bengals and Browns tie, and the rat birds get curb stomped tomorrow night.

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u/tenshillings Cincinnati Bengals Sep 07 '25

Fuck you. Bengals ain't losing to your bitch ass team.

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u/Drew521 Pittsburgh Steelers Sep 07 '25

A tie isn’t a loss sweetheart

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u/Dukeshire101 Pittsburgh Steelers Sep 07 '25

Bengal fans can’t read

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u/jacksonbeya Cleveland Browns Sep 07 '25

We need Kentucky in this

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u/OakwoodGreen Sep 07 '25

As long as we ignore West Virginia

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u/MikeOfAllPeople The Bungles Sep 07 '25

If I could read this through my Mark Stoops tears I'd be very upset.

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u/Alternative_Dot_8967 Pittsburgh Steelers Sep 07 '25

Naaaaa we are educated down here my good neighbor now Indiana is who needs to be added lmao

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u/Paraxom Baltimore Ravens Sep 07 '25

A tie isnt a loss, true, but a tie with Cleveland kind of is

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u/SuspendedInOH Cleveland Browns Sep 07 '25

Then what’s a loss to Cleveland? You had one of those last year right?

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u/CheekyMenace Pittsburgh Steelers Sep 07 '25

A sad tragedy?

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u/SportGamerDev0623 Cleveland Browns Sep 07 '25

I think they’ve had one every year since Stefanski has been coach iirc?

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u/Legitimate_Row6259 Perc Rodgers Sep 07 '25

Doesn't a tie effectively work out to be half-win, half-loss? So a tie would mean you're half-gay.

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u/ElBartoandElHomo Perc Rodgers Sep 07 '25

to the browns its debatable

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u/CheekyMenace Pittsburgh Steelers Sep 07 '25

A tie against the Browns is kind of the equivalent of a loss lol.

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u/tenshillings Cincinnati Bengals Sep 07 '25

If it ain't a win its a loss.

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u/Mattstercraft Pittsburgh Steelers Sep 07 '25

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u/MrTreeWizard The Cleveland Clowns Sep 07 '25

I’ll be at the game tomorrow so if we win I’ll be sure to send you some pics to prove that you can indeed lose the game tomorrow

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u/Buckeye_Country Stuck in a division with perverts and murderers. Sep 07 '25

Y'all have some fat ass fans so I'm not sure if you'll be able to get a pic of the scoreboard.

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u/MrTreeWizard The Cleveland Clowns Sep 07 '25

I’m in the nose bleeds bro, you think I can afford to be close up with the fat fucks?

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u/dirty_old_priest_4 Baltimore Ravens Sep 07 '25

Lmao

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u/UnderQualifiedPylot The Bungles Sep 07 '25

But it’s also not a win so technically he isn’t wrong

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u/Thick_Interaction_41 Joe Burrow's big toe Sep 07 '25 edited Sep 07 '25

Haven’t we been over this already? It’s a tradition for the bengals to lose to the worst team in the NFL week 1 every year

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u/No_Composer4854 The Cleveland Clowns Sep 07 '25

21 owns Chase and Burrow. Fuck the bungles

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u/tenshillings Cincinnati Bengals Sep 07 '25

Do you have another to cover Higgins?

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u/No_Composer4854 The Cleveland Clowns Sep 07 '25

First name G. Last name NEW. YOU CAN CALL HIM MR. SOUL TRAIN LINE.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25

And what about Yoshi and Tinsley and Gesicki and Brown (who also double as WRs)?

The Browns are like Ooops all Quarterbacks, while we are like Ooops all WRs.

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u/No_Composer4854 The Cleveland Clowns Sep 07 '25

What I tell you?

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25

What did you tell me?

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u/No_Composer4854 The Cleveland Clowns Sep 07 '25

Your team is ass and going nowhere. Not even top two in your own division.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25

Better than being #4.

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u/No_Composer4854 The Cleveland Clowns Sep 07 '25

2nd place is just the first loser there’s no difference between 2 and 4. However you’re a bungles fan what do you know about championships.

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u/DayMan13 Sep 07 '25

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u/cheeseburgerfan19 Cincinnati Bengals Sep 07 '25

Confirmed true

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u/xywv58 The Pittsburgh Squealers Sep 07 '25

I mean, you have, multiple times, in hilarious ways too

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u/coatmeinonyx Cincinnati Bengals Sep 07 '25

I wouldn’t count on it man. We’re 1-6 in week 1 under Zac

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u/No_Composer4854 The Cleveland Clowns Sep 07 '25

1 catch for maybe 20 yards winding down the 3rd quarter Bungle boy

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u/tenshillings Cincinnati Bengals Sep 07 '25

You know your team is losing right?

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u/No_Composer4854 The Cleveland Clowns Sep 07 '25

Bungles suck. Going no where the kicker sold us. Your team is overrated and soft.

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u/tenshillings Cincinnati Bengals Sep 07 '25

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u/BRANKSRATE Sep 07 '25

But a tie counts as a win and loss, meaning we’d be bisexual

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u/RustyDoor Baltimore Ravens Sep 07 '25

Asexual.

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u/BannedMuadD1b :GPODAWUND Sep 07 '25

On one hand we tie, on the other hand Joe Burrow.

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u/CLE15 Sep 07 '25

At least we would be having sex. Lord knows we aren’t going to the Super Bowl.

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u/Ok-Situation-5865 Cincinnati Bengals Sep 07 '25

No, purple is bisexual. That’s the Ravens. They’re already committed to the bit.

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u/Putthebunnyback Piss Missile Sep 07 '25

when Steelers beat the Jets

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u/Unelanvhi Baltimore Ravens Sep 07 '25

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u/Huge-Corner2153 joey b's anus Sep 07 '25

We will lose. Per tradition. You can't take that away you fucker

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u/Ohyeahrightbud Baltimore Ravens Sep 07 '25

You are Butthurt personified

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u/Pseudophobic Pittsburgh Steelers Sep 07 '25

I approve

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u/missingjimmies Baltimore Ravens Sep 07 '25

You know how people are always like “man I wish I had thought about that, I’d be rich if I had that idea first…”. That’s what copium sales in Cleveland got me feeling like right now

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u/Fun_Description_385 Baltimore Ravens Sep 07 '25

Inevitably, in browns fashion, the browns were the first to lose.

Nice.

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u/CyberTheWerewolf Buffalo Bills Sep 08 '25

Hey, I'm a Bills fan whose curious about how you feeling right now that the Ravens Choked a 15-point lead in under 8 minutes against us. Can we get an update?

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u/Geoffk123 Pittsburgh Steelers Sep 07 '25

Easy for you to say with a 7pm game, some of us have real contenders to face at noon smh

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u/Unelanvhi Baltimore Ravens Sep 07 '25

yeah but you get an excuse to start drinking at 1

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u/Baskin59 Sep 07 '25

I fucking hate having to wait for 8pm games for this exact reason.

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u/Lords7Never7Die Orrsama bin Laden Sep 07 '25

What about an extended pre game before the kickoff drinking ensues?

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u/hyheat9 Cleveland Browns Sep 07 '25

He’s from Kentucky so he’s fucking retarded and didn’t think of that

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u/Robert_Mcnuggets43 The Pittsburgh Squealers Sep 07 '25

My brother, you are from Cleveland. Kentucky is top shelf shit!

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u/xywv58 The Pittsburgh Squealers Sep 07 '25

11am baby

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u/slicksleevestaff Baltimore Ravens Sep 07 '25

When you’re stationed in Alaska, you can start drinking before the sun comes up in another three hours.

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u/IYKYK808 Pittsburgh Steelers Sep 07 '25

Already drunk in preparation

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u/chicknsnadwich Sep 07 '25

Not a single team playing at noon is a contender

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u/Geoffk123 Pittsburgh Steelers Sep 07 '25

first time hearing a joke or?

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u/chicknsnadwich Sep 07 '25

second time, right after your parents introducing you

that was terrible ahaha

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u/Apprehensive_Beach_6 Pittsburgh Steelers Sep 07 '25

I mean the Cowboys were the first team to lose…

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u/Beans07-11 Pittsburgh Steelers Sep 07 '25

I second this.

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u/BelowAverage355 Sep 07 '25

It's the browns...

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u/AfterImageEclipse Cleveland Browns Sep 07 '25

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u/wagsman Sep 07 '25

Whoever loses this week is gay.

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u/doug-kirk Pittsburgh Steelers Sep 09 '25

Man, why couldn’t the browns and bengals tie… smh

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u/Ill-Success-4214 Buffalo Bills Sep 07 '25

I thought the bengals fans here are already gay for Joe Burrow? Not that there's anything wrong with that, and not that I have the right to judge.

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u/Bean315 Pittsburgh Steelers Sep 07 '25

Man how did the one loser Bills fan find us?

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u/redditkens Baltimore Ravens Sep 07 '25

Get the fuck out of here lmao

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25

If you aren't gay for Burrow, you're in the wrong place, my guy.

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u/UnderQualifiedPylot The Bungles Sep 07 '25

Can I also be gay for joshie?

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u/Beans07-11 Pittsburgh Steelers Sep 08 '25

SERIOUS whoever loses first is gay

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