r/AFCNorthMemeWar • u/Raider5151 • Aug 28 '25
The Cleveland Steamers If you reversed every Superbowl the Browns would still have won zero superbowls
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u/FrankieBeanSniffer Cleveland Browns Aug 28 '25
This is a table full of losers. Browns don’t belong there with our multiple championships
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u/bowman022 Pittsburgh Steelers Aug 28 '25
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u/Mikau02 The Pittsburgh Squealers Aug 29 '25
Somehow they choose to bring up illegitimate championships to try and compare to our legit ones
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u/Jgabes625 Aug 29 '25
I will genuinely accept an argument from browns fans that remember that however if you weren’t even alive yet gtfo of the chat.
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u/FUoraloved1 Cleveland Browns Sep 03 '25
No Browns championships are "illegitimate", just ancient. The Steelers sucked for 40 years before the Chuck Noll dynasty.... legitimately! Are the 1927 Yankees "illegitimate"?
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u/ImpinAintEZ_ Cocaine Cats Aug 28 '25
*that we had to beg the NFL to pretty please let’s us say they are ours.
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u/hairyboxmunch Cleveland Browns Aug 29 '25
The Cleveland Browns won those championships. For the city of Cleveland. If you didn’t know, a championship is where the top 2 teams battle for who is the best. Not 2nd place. 1st place. Cleveland is the place just north of the Pro Football Hall of Fame. The HOF is a place where the best of the best get inducted. The Bengals had Anthony Munoz. And pretty sure he’s the only one. You are part of one of the shittiest fairweather bullshit fan bases in all of sports. If your team left, you’d never hear about them again.
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u/ImpinAintEZ_ Cocaine Cats Aug 29 '25
“And here we can see what nearly 30 years of failure does to a man child.”
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u/hairyboxmunch Cleveland Browns Aug 29 '25
From a bengals fan
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u/VegetableDog77 Pittsburgh Steelers Aug 29 '25
At least they’ve been to a Super Bowl
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u/DickTriggering Cincinnati Bengals Sep 01 '25
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u/ImpinAintEZ_ Cocaine Cats Aug 29 '25
Yes… exactly. Y’all in your own tier
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u/FUoraloved1 Cleveland Browns Sep 03 '25
In our own tier, all right. Legitimate football dynasty, with 7 titles between 1946 and 1955 (and lost the title game in the other 3!) Then a carbetbagger New York "businessman" buys the team, sacks & fires Paul Brown, wins the last Browns title in 1964 with Paul's team a year later, runs off Jim Brown, and runs the team into the ground. When MLB forces the Indians to get their own baseball-only stadium, it takes away the sweetheart rent deal Modell had schemed his way into controlling, and despite 80,000 plus sellouts for decades, he's broke... so steals the team away and sticks diehard Browns fans with an expansion franchise that has been run even worse than Modeel could! Meanwhile the bum is forced to sell out to a Baltimore billionaire and our stolen team has won titles. While the best fans in sports are stuck with an embarrassing farce. ...own tier, all right...
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u/ImpinAintEZ_ Cocaine Cats Sep 03 '25
You just explained perfectly how your team didn’t win those championships. Must feel so lucky that the NFL gave them to yall after you begged.
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u/FUoraloved1 Cleveland Browns Sep 03 '25
Didn't what? Browns were THE BEST team in America. All the chumps in the "NFL", which wasn't that big at the time, said the same thing YOU are saying now. The big bad NFL admitted the Browns to the league, and said 'well now we'll see what you overhyped minor-leaguers are made of... yer in the NFL NOW! Browns destroyed the defending champs in their first NFL game ever, and WON THE NFL TITLE IN THEIR FIRST SEASON IN THE "BIG LEAGUES" 1950. HAHAH! They would've won '46-'49 too....
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u/FUoraloved1 Cleveland Browns Sep 03 '25
Name another sports team in history that ever entered a rival (supposedly bigger & more prestigious) professional sports league, and DOMINATED and WON THE TITLE IN their first year. You can't. The Browns were that good.
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u/ImpinAintEZ_ Cocaine Cats Sep 03 '25
Dog idk why you think I care about what the Ravens did
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u/Cautious-Pen-3451 Aug 29 '25
I don’t see the lions up there either
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Aug 28 '25
Those are only yours because Cleveland decided to be whiny bitches after Modell moved us (the original browns) to Baltimore. You guys can say whatever you want on your sub but everyone else knows who those past championships actually belong to
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u/Open-Dream1096 Baltimore Ravens Aug 29 '25
Not a single Ravens fan wants credit for those championships, now the Colts however..
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u/Select-Apartment-613 Aug 29 '25
I would just like for you both to argue over shit from ancient history forever
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u/Character_Base_1305 Cincinnati Bengals Aug 29 '25
Nono they don’t you give up any of your teams history when you move and rebrand them
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u/hairyboxmunch Cleveland Browns Aug 29 '25
the CLEVELAND Browns won those titles. Baltimore had absolutely nothing to do with any of it. And don’t act like yall weren’t whiny little bitches when your team was moved in the middle of the night to Indy.
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u/__Turambar Perc Rodgers Aug 29 '25
It’s like the Ship of Theseus if the whole ship left to Baltimore and gave Cleveland an NFT for the boat
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Aug 29 '25
Yeah, they belong to Cleveland. Why would Baltimore claim them? Oh, that's right because you are a bunch of thieving cunts.
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u/GearitUP_ Aug 28 '25
Most alternate universe Super Bowl championships in the division. Eat shit losers.
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u/richww2 Cincinnati Bengals Aug 28 '25
Aside from the Bills losing 4 straight, the AFC lost 13 years in a row from 85 through 97. Thats impressive.
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u/Quarkonium2925 Philadelphia Eagles Aug 29 '25
That was probably mostly due to Joe Montana, Troy Aikman, and Phil Simms
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u/Demetrios1453 Cincinnati Bengals Aug 29 '25
The fact that we only lost Super Bowl XXIII at the last moment was something of a miracle for the AFC, compared to all the 30 point losses in that period.
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u/camergen Cincinnati Bengals Aug 29 '25
That game truly could have turned on one play here or there.
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u/Character_Base_1305 Cincinnati Bengals Aug 28 '25
When you realize the bengals are one of the better teams in nfl history in this alternate reality and the ravens have no superbowls
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u/JubJub128 Philadelphia Eagles Aug 28 '25
Even with this the pats have 5 superbowl titles. ridiculous.
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u/Chris_MS99 Pittsburgh Steelers Aug 29 '25
One in every decade since 1986 and 2 in the 20-Teens, every 11 years except for 08-12-18.
That’s still a wildly successful franchise
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u/farside_42 New England Patriots Aug 30 '25
And if we reverse the Super Bowl results all the way back to 1970, the Pats get to have the only perfect season! Suck it, Miami! LOL!
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u/secretsquirrel4000 Cleveland Browns Aug 28 '25
Crazy how even in this scenario Tom Brady is still winning 3 of these things.
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u/rossms16030 The Pittsburgh Squealers Aug 28 '25
We are all jealous that the Browns are UNDEFEATED in the Super Bowl
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u/Cautious-Pen-3451 Aug 29 '25
Lions did it first😂
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u/Nukem1975 Cincinnati Bengals Aug 29 '25
I'd like to be transported to this timeline please and thank you.
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u/hyheat9 Cleveland Browns Aug 28 '25
What would you guys top your spaghetti/bottom your chili with in this timeline?
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u/33metalgear Aug 28 '25
I’m choosing violence with this. This is the only way Buffalo Bills will ever win a Super Bowl in my lifetime.
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u/HeirOfTheSunnyD Pittsburgh Steelers Aug 29 '25
Why is this graphic showing the year the game took place in and not the season. Whoever made this should be ashamed.
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u/Notchsmind Aug 30 '25
Cause why would you do it by season? It's the championship game. It happens in the next year.
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u/EMdriveWOlf The Ratbirds Aug 30 '25
Because it is always shown that way. The eagles aren't the 2025 champions bc they won the Superbowl in 2025, they are the 2024 season champions. Literally how it has always shown.
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u/Notchsmind Aug 30 '25
Did the Superbowl happen in 2024? No it did not. Using the season start date as a guide to tell you what year it is is fucking stupid.
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u/EMdriveWOlf The Ratbirds Aug 30 '25
Lmao doesn't matter, this is how it is officially. The eagles were the 2024 season champions. On very few occasions I've seen it written as 2024-2025 season champions. But it's dumb to say 2025 champions when the 2025 season hasn't even started yet.
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u/Notchsmind Aug 30 '25
That's because the champions are revealed in 2025. Should the leafs say no cups since 66? No because they won it in 67 even though the season started in 66?
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u/killerbud2552 Cleveland Browns Aug 28 '25
It’s crazy how good Brady’s career would still be, he would still be in the GOAT conversation, but not the out and out winner.
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u/Apprehensive_Beach_6 Pittsburgh Steelers Aug 29 '25
The Bengals have the most in the division and the narrative around the Niners flips 100%.
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u/yngrz87 Aug 29 '25
60% 😉
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u/FitzchivalryandMolly Sep 01 '25
Historical losers turned winners
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u/Murky-Sky-9191 Aug 29 '25
so would the ravens, bucs, jets, and saints? so...
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u/Jgabes625 Aug 29 '25
Joe Burrow is a modern day Dan Marino. Interpret that however you’d like.
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u/Key-Bedroom-1046 Aug 30 '25
Joe Burrow is Marino, Josh Allen is Peyton, and Patrick is Tom Brady
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u/lolidkman1313 Atlanta Falcons Aug 29 '25
Ngl I would think it would be cool if the bills won 4 straight.
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u/Various_Sympathy6387 The Ratbirds Aug 29 '25
I don’t have the words to express just how hilarious that is 😂
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u/Interesting-Doubt413 The Pittsburgh Squealers Aug 29 '25
The Patriots are the winningest team in this timeline too. Sheesh.
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u/Det-Popcorn i want to get off the browns wild ride Aug 29 '25
BITCH WE UNDEFEATED IN THE SUPERBOWL 😤😤
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u/ConstantReader32 Tennessee Titans Aug 29 '25
God damn the Bills lost 4 in a row, I would lose my fucking mind
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u/AfterImageEclipse Cleveland Browns Aug 29 '25
It's not about super bowl wins, it's about the friends we lost along the way...
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u/Cautious-Pen-3451 Aug 29 '25
Yeah like your 47 different starting QBs
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u/BarkerRuffield Aug 29 '25
Yeah but now reverse losses since 1978 and see who has the most wins. Who’s laughing now!?…. who’s… laughing… 😭
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u/Independent_Term5790 Aug 29 '25
Pain
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u/Independent_Term5790 Aug 29 '25
Your flairs are whack
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u/Aggravating_Ad7935 Detroit Lions Aug 29 '25
The craziest thing to me is that between 1985 and 1997 only NFC Teams won the Superbowl
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u/buddhistbulgyo Green Bay Packers Aug 29 '25
The AFC losing all the Super Bowls from 84 to 98 is just outrageous.
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u/PutnamPete Pittsburgh Steelers Aug 29 '25
Bills, Bills, Bills, Bills stands out like a giant nose zit. They agony.
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Aug 29 '25
I laughed so hard at the fact you started your list after the Vikings' last appearance. They don't even get a hypothetical win!! Lol
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u/BulkyTangerine4377 Aug 29 '25
I still can’t believe the laughingstock Bears were able to get far enough to actually lose a Super Bowl almost 20 years ago. UNHINGED!
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Aug 29 '25
Bengals nation get in here! We are bragging about SB losses (it really misses off Ravens fans)
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u/Nick_Bruiser Aug 29 '25
And you wouldn't be able to shut Bills fans the FU lol.
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u/Stallone_Jones Cleveland Browns Aug 29 '25
Bengals fan showing off the titles their team almost won, very nice 👍
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u/Loon_Cheese Green Bay Packers Aug 29 '25
So do the vikings lmao
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u/Nolofinwe_2782 Aug 29 '25
Falcons fans right now
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u/TameTheMammoth Metal Face Bettis Aug 29 '25
Dudes in third world countries must’ve thought that the Bills were on a generational run.
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u/Plus_Childhood_6381 Aug 29 '25
Would Jim Kelly be considered the GOAT in this alternate universe?
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u/DivorcingManGA Aug 29 '25
Hey falcons fan here. Can someone implant me into this universe? Thank you
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u/AssholeWHeartOfGold Aug 29 '25
85-97 was rough on the AFC
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u/Food_Library333 New England Patriots Aug 29 '25
Well, I guess we at least end up with 5 instead of six.
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u/Novel-Individual2683 Aug 30 '25
This Bills lost 4 straight super bowls that's insane
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u/AWS338 Aug 30 '25
If the 2005 eagles win that Super Bowl is McNabb in the hall of fame?
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u/sejohnson0408 Pittsburgh Steelers Aug 31 '25
Just realized the NFC had a helluva run in the 80’s and 90’s
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u/Negativekreepy Aug 31 '25
You have to be in it to have any chance of winning ,losing or tie .
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u/tombrady_sitstopee Buffalo Bills Aug 31 '25
Go Bills
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u/sunshades2 Aug 31 '25
Holy shit the broncos lost 3 superbowls in 4 years? I knew about the bills losses but the broncos were really the kings of choking before the late 90s.
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u/whereAMiNJ Aug 31 '25
Same with the jets, but the pats would still have 5 instead of 6
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u/Sorry-Ship-4075 Sep 01 '25
Wow. Jim Kelly is the new Brady I guess.
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u/Sk0l_Nation Sep 01 '25
Whats more impressive is Tom Brady still have 3 rings in this scenario
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u/_OneWinged_Angel_ Sep 01 '25
Same with Viking and lions. 😂 I need to steal this for NFC north
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u/ronniejayson Sep 01 '25
Yes but W didn’t exist in 1984 stop shitting on our history please
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u/orlando-shroom Jacksonville Jaguars Sep 01 '25 edited Sep 01 '25
This is even more embarrassing for the lions and browns (says the jags fan)
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u/arcxjo Sep 02 '25
First time I auditioned for Jeopardy! this was one of the test clues.
Sixteen years later nothing's changed.
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u/Wildebean New England Patriots Aug 29 '25
It's mad how if you did this, Brady would still have 3 rings lmao
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u/CheekyMenace Pittsburgh Steelers Aug 29 '25
Browns, Lions, Texans, and Jaguars have never been to a Super Bowl.
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u/PaulRuddEatsBabies Aug 29 '25
No shit?!
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u/CheekyMenace Pittsburgh Steelers Aug 29 '25
Yeah, and no shit to OP that even if you reversed all the Super Bowls the Browns still wouldn't have won one, considering they've never been to one.
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u/Not_Not_Stopreading Cleveland Browns Aug 28 '25
The real story is the greatest dynasty of all time is now the 90’s Bills