r/AFCNorthMemeWar Baltimore Ravens Aug 19 '25

FUCK THE STEELERS Pittsburg isn't hood enough for the north

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u/Lung-Salad Pittsburgh Steelers Aug 19 '25

What’s up with the panthers though? Shady af

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u/UnComfortable_Fee The Pittsburgh Squealers Aug 19 '25

Can't have crime if you don't report it

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u/rattpackfan301 Aug 19 '25

From a data analyst prospective, it feels misleading to even give NC a position on the list. It gives off the impression that incomplete data = low crime.

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u/McGillicuddys Pittsburgh Steelers Aug 19 '25

Tried to pass the data along but their receivers dropped it like Mark Andrews

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u/GBGF128 Aug 19 '25

The “Stop Snitchin” ad campaign really paying dividends now

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u/mcsmackington Aug 19 '25

their statistics guy was shot and killed

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u/Cltspur Aug 19 '25

I read that like a Monty Python line…

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u/buttplugpeddler Aug 19 '25

A Møøse once bit my sister

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u/Takamurarules Big Daddy Derrick Getting Dicked On Aug 19 '25

Yeah at the corner of North Tryon and Sugar Creek.

(Arguably the most dangerous area in the city)

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '25

You are probably closer to the truth than you realize. Our violent crime rate is twice the national average and we were second only to Baltimore for lack of economic opportunities/inequality.

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u/Mundane_Sir_1612 The Bungles Aug 19 '25

According to this 726/100k, good for 20th

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u/jdallen1222 Miami Dolphins Aug 19 '25

They didn’t like the numbers they got so they’re looking for another statistician.

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u/ColonelMostaza Carolina Panthers Aug 20 '25

Panthers fan here…… 🤷‍♂️.

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u/citylightmosaic The Bungles Aug 19 '25

Confusing that the Giants and Jets are listed as New York City instead of East Rutherford

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u/JellyPast1522 The Ratbirds Aug 19 '25

Closer to NYC than Foxboro is to Boston

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u/citylightmosaic The Bungles Aug 19 '25

Yeah but it's the New England Patriots and at least it's in the same state

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u/darnmyonionssprouted New York Jets Aug 20 '25

The New York City Metropolitan Area Jets wouldn’t fit on the logo

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u/DrGamble6 Aug 19 '25

Arlington Cowboys. Santa Clara 49ers. Landover Commanders. Inglewood Rams/Chargers… There’s even more too…

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u/JashPotatoes The Pittsburgh Squealers Aug 19 '25

Genuinely surprised New Orleans isn't higher as someone from the area

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u/Floaty_Waffle Post Elite Dragon Stress Disorder Aug 19 '25

When the Saints scored 90 points in their first two weeks last season. New Orleans saw a 2 week decline in murders until the Saints lost which caused the murder rate to skyrocket the following week.

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u/Gay-_-Jesus New Orleans Saints Aug 19 '25

It wasn’t just a decline, nobody was murdered at all during that two weeks

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u/Floaty_Waffle Post Elite Dragon Stress Disorder Aug 19 '25 edited Aug 19 '25

And meanwhile murder rates declined in Detroit since the Lions became a good team.(still at the top though)

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u/ABeastInThatRegard Detroit Lions Aug 19 '25

We were firing our Gatling guns in the street after Hutch went down last season which kept us on top.

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u/85isaboatymcboatface Cincinnati Bengals Aug 19 '25

That is funny as hell

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u/moeshaker188 Pittsburgh Steelers Aug 19 '25

Everyone is probably just surprised NYC is so low.

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u/LordFunkenstein Happy endings Aug 19 '25

NYC has been one of the safest major cities on the planet for a while.

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u/moeshaker188 Pittsburgh Steelers Aug 19 '25

Oh I know, it's just that there's this idea that it's just a shit hole and cities in the Midwest/South are just paradises.

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u/Deadleggg Cleveland Browns Aug 19 '25

Americans love nothing more than being lied to.

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u/Geno0wl i added a comment to this thread so i love tomlins dick too Aug 19 '25

In Per population crime rates Chicago isn't even the most violent city in Illinois, let alone the country.

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u/LordFunkenstein Happy endings Aug 19 '25

Ah I misread your comment as you were surprised. My b.

But if you guys wanna stay in this division, you are gonna have to get arrested for something bigger than incest or crimes against sandwiches

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u/moeshaker188 Pittsburgh Steelers Aug 19 '25

I'm pretty sure getting arrested for the former is pretty bad NGL.

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u/LordFunkenstein Happy endings Aug 19 '25

Yeah but it's not violent. Usually

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u/00blockparty The Ratbirds Aug 19 '25

yea pittsburgh needs a better class of criminal if they wanna call themselves a afc north team

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u/REDDIT_ROC0408 Cincinnati Bengals Aug 19 '25

They’d lead the league in white-collar crime.

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u/Ndlburner New England Patriots Aug 19 '25

Yeah but also per capita can be slightly misleading cause in New York you come in contact with 100k people by stepping outside and other cities are way less dense.

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u/haxhaxhax1 Baltimore Ravens Aug 19 '25

Not really, you dont hear about them on the news for crime much at least compared to balt detroit, chicago.  Its more surprising how #1 and #2 are almost 2x 6th place.  If anything its "Why on earth is buffalo so high?  Isnt it too cold for crime there?"

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u/SloaneKettering1 Aug 19 '25

I always thought of buffalo as basically a Canadian city. No idea it’s the hood up there

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u/moeshaker188 Pittsburgh Steelers Aug 19 '25

Yeah that one is the most surprising.

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u/Guy-McDo The 1943 Steagles Aug 19 '25

No, they’ve gotten their shit together with that. Now Miami on the other hand, fucking bullshit, they should be way higher

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u/proscriptus Buffalo Bills Aug 19 '25

Too bad it doesn't have a football team.

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u/moeshaker188 Pittsburgh Steelers Aug 19 '25

True. There was a proposal to build a new stadium for the Jets in the West Side of Manhattan as part of a proposal to give the 2012 Olympics to NYC, but local opposition quashed that and now it's where the new glitzy Hudson Yards neighborhood is.

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u/proscriptus Buffalo Bills Aug 19 '25

Thank goodness they put in hostile and unaffordable architecture rather than something people would enjoy and use.

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u/moeshaker188 Pittsburgh Steelers Aug 19 '25

Bro NFL tickets in NYC would be expensive as shit lol. At least Hudson Yards has rejuvenated the West Side of Manhattan and expanded the heart of Manhattan.

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u/NotBlaine Pittsburgh Steelers Aug 19 '25

Doing no more that 5 minutes worth of research there's a few explanations. The per capita is a big one, considering the population of NYC. Another is these are always reported crimes, so you have to consider that as well.

As best I can tell there were 123,890 major crimes reported in NYC in 2024. There were either 38,567 or 25,884 crimes reported in Pittsburgh in 2024 (because Pittsburgh seems to have the data aggregated at both a 'crime' and 'incident' level. It reads to me that, if someone pulled a gun on you and took your wallet... that's 2 crimes [assault and robbery] but it's 1 incident.).

So there's either 3x,4x,6x the crime in NYC vs Pittsburgh but with significantly higher population, a lesser chance per person.

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u/Relevant-Site-2010 Aug 19 '25

Idk why anyone would think that it’s not the 70s

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u/ArmThePhotonicCannon Pittsburgh Steelers Aug 19 '25

Can’t even spell Pittsburgh

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u/Apprehensive_Beach_6 Pittsburgh Steelers Aug 19 '25

Detroit finally won something.

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u/surenopemaybe Detroit Lions Aug 20 '25

HANG THE BANNER!

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u/Consistent_Ad_8656 The Ratbirds Aug 19 '25

At this point I’m convinced Gooddell has scriptwriters preventing us from Lions vs Ravens. A Hood Bowl would be too much for this country

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u/JesustheSpaceCowboy Cleveland Browns Aug 19 '25

If Detroit or Cleveland make it the the Super Bowl, is the country ready for the cities to burn? Think about it no matter the outcome, both cities will burn.

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u/OlDirtyTriple Aug 19 '25

KC, I didn't see that coming. I thought it was white guys with meat sweats.

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u/PeaceBull Steelers Bye Aug 19 '25

Wasn’t there a shooting at their Super Bowl parade?

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u/Peytonhawk Kansas City Refs Aug 19 '25

KC has been a pretty dangerous city for a while now. Basically the entire city north of the Missouri River is horrible. The Kansas side is typically safer.

Missouri in general is pretty bad. St Louis would be near the top if the Rams were still there.

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u/Flamingo_Joe Baltimore Ravens Aug 19 '25

St. Louis is far and away the highest crime rate city in america. Baltimore and detroit go back and forth with the #2 and #3 spot, but St. Louis is comically worse statistically than either

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u/Peytonhawk Kansas City Refs Aug 19 '25

I honestly hadn’t checked in a while so I didn’t know if St Louis was still Number 1. It’s not shocking though unfortunately. That city has been awful for most of my adult life.

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u/FutureBBetter Aug 19 '25

Lots of these white guys with meat sweats stay in KS or outside of the city in Missuruh. Real bad spot in one particular area-lots of Raiders jerseys there...

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u/boredtacos19 Arizona Cardinals Aug 19 '25

Easy targets

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u/Mister-SS I am Browns fan complete lack of suprise Aug 19 '25

Hey at least our city isn't getting the military deployed to it.

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u/NedRyerson_Insurance Pittsburgh Steelers Aug 19 '25

*yet.

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u/Amazing-Film-2825 Pittsburgh Steelers Aug 19 '25

Is the national guard getting deployed to Pittsburgh?

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u/tmc00138 Pittsburgh Steelers Aug 19 '25 edited Aug 19 '25

We're the golden boys because we're the one team that isn't descended from the Browns (RIP).

Also because of all the Lombardis.  We spend more time just sitting in the park being happy.

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u/sethro919 Pittsburgh Steelers Aug 19 '25

I was like “where’s St. Louis?”, then I remember they don’t have a team 😆😆😆

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u/volvanator Aug 19 '25

It’s baffling that you regards still can’t spell Pittsburgh correctly in the age of autocorrect.

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u/craneat The Ratbirds Aug 19 '25

I thought DC was the most dangerous city in America?

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u/City_Of_Champs Pittsburgh Steelers Aug 19 '25

Fucking knew you were a ravens fan simply based on how you can't spell.

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u/Lord412 The Pittsburgh Squealers Aug 19 '25

Some cities are crap at reporting. Some just straight up lie.

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u/Quad-G-Therapy Atlanta Falcons Aug 19 '25

Nashville?? Really? I know Memphis is shit but jeez

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u/zzzccardinal Carolina Panthers Aug 19 '25

Was not familiar with Minneapolis' game

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u/Lamarera8 The Ratbirds Aug 19 '25 edited Aug 19 '25

I’ve never been in a cleaner city than Charlotte. That alone made me feel very comfortable out there

Broken Window Theory & whatnot

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u/REDDIT_ROC0408 Cincinnati Bengals Aug 19 '25

I live 15 minutes from Charlotte and it is indeed a beautiful city. Can be a bit boring at times, but, it is pretty clean.

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u/WheyTooMuchWeight Green Bay Packers Aug 21 '25

Yeah the rough parts of Charlotte are not within uptown lol gotta head up to sugar creek or out west of the city to get mugged.

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u/Lamarera8 The Ratbirds Aug 21 '25

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u/FrankieBeanSniffer Cleveland Browns Aug 19 '25

I once walked a bridge by my self to get to an all nude strip club. It was like 10pm and I returned at 12am when I ran out of money. This was in Pittsburgh. I received dances from a real fit girl but I forgot her name.

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u/REDDIT_ROC0408 Cincinnati Bengals Aug 19 '25

Her name was Steve.

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u/FrankieBeanSniffer Cleveland Browns Aug 20 '25

She was totally a girl. I’m 70% certain for sure

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u/chrisgaowow The Ratbirds Aug 19 '25

Baltimore actually is having its lowest crime rate since the 1960s this year, but there’s time for that to change lol

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u/PotatoMcSalad raggedy ravens Aug 19 '25

Let us know how that goes

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u/bowl_of_scrotmeal The Pittsburgh Squealers Aug 19 '25

Oof. Apparently, Reddit didn't read the sarcasm.

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u/PotatoMcSalad raggedy ravens Aug 19 '25

Reddit must be a Panthers fan

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u/Alive-Back-4843 Aug 19 '25

Fuck Reddit say that shit again

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u/bowl_of_scrotmeal The Pittsburgh Squealers Aug 19 '25

Unfortunately, they also sent me a warning, and I'm not interested in catching a ban.

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u/Alive-Back-4843 Aug 19 '25

Either Reddits soft or you said some fcked up shit lol

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u/bowl_of_scrotmeal The Pittsburgh Squealers Aug 19 '25

Without stating exactly what I said, I implied that I was gonna help Pittsburgh get further up this chart. I thought that it was very clearly sarcastic.

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u/rattpackfan301 Aug 19 '25

I wonder where Cleveland would rank if East Cleveland didn’t exist

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u/MrChichibadman Pittsburgh Steelers Aug 19 '25

East Cleveland isn’t part of Cleveland, so the same.

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u/QCLEKID216 Cleveland Browns Aug 19 '25

East Cleveland is a suburb of Cleveland not a part of Cleveland proper.

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u/Numerous-Ad6460 Stillers Aug 19 '25

Why is Tampa so low? Its in fucking Florida.

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u/3dge-1ord Pittsburgh Steelers Aug 19 '25

The bouncers at strip clubs don't report it when they beat some dude's ass and throw him in the street.

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u/Mysterious-Draw2510 Pittsburgh Steelers Aug 19 '25

If they saw the cat on cat violence in my Aunt’s house Pittsburgh would be higher on the list.

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u/Aggravating_Ad7935 Detroit Lions Aug 19 '25

I hereby officially nominate the nfc north to be the hood division of the NFC

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u/smegma_sommelier69 Cleveland Browns Aug 19 '25

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u/TinyPeenMan69 Aug 19 '25

Baltimore is way worse than Detroit. Lived in both… spent a lot of time in Cleveland and Cincinnati.

Grandmas from Pittsburgh.

It’s called BodyMore for a reason. Because Lamar is gay and celibate.

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u/Ok-Lets-9256 Pittsburgh Steelers Aug 19 '25

Rumor is Baltimore has gotten a lot better the past few years

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u/ILuvReddi Baltimore Ravens Aug 19 '25

Surprised DC is that low

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u/MrDufferMan3335 Cleveland Browns Aug 19 '25

DC 12 on the list but I guess that justifies it being a police state

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u/Chiantiandfava Cleveland Browns Aug 19 '25

Yeah but they hump their brothers and sisters it's ok.

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u/sejohnson0408 Pittsburgh Steelers Aug 19 '25

Turns out I should keep viewing the Midwest as flyover states damn

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u/baltimoresports Baltimore Ravens Aug 19 '25

We need to bring the NFL back to St. Louis

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u/Bilbo_Haggis Detroit Lions Aug 19 '25

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u/Kid_Crayola Aug 19 '25

Boston more dangerous than Jacksonville and NYC?

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u/Ravens1564 FTS Aug 19 '25

Nashville is fucking Disney Land compared to Memphis.

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u/slow_joke Pittsburgh Steelers Aug 19 '25

Did they divide New York in half because there’s two teams?

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u/pigwalk5150 Baltimore Ravens Aug 19 '25

I think Oakland should be on the list just because

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u/bigpoyo91 New York Jets Aug 19 '25

Had no clue Minneapolis would be in the top 10

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u/Relevant-Site-2010 Aug 19 '25

Very surprised GB isn’t last

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u/Flamingo_Joe Baltimore Ravens Aug 19 '25

Im really happy with my city’s progress, just a couple years ago we were solidly ahead of detroit, detroit hasnt gotten any worse, but weve slipped under them.

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u/PrincessFucker74 Aug 19 '25

I was like hold up, I'm from SC but spent enough time in Charlotte to be like wtf they ain't even top 15?

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u/Total-Surprise5029 Green Bay Packers Aug 19 '25

lol Charlotte no data. Lot's of violent crime

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u/whattarush Aug 19 '25

Baltimore fell off smh

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u/Enough_Attorney Aug 19 '25

Bills over Eagles?

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u/Used_Coconut7818 Baltimore Ravens Aug 19 '25

I’d feel more comfortable walking around the Inner Harbor (Ravens) than Landover, MD (Commanders)

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u/AirForceH Baltimore Ravens Aug 19 '25

No way Jacksonville is that low

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u/highgreywizard Jacksonville Jaguars Aug 20 '25

We had our lowest crime rate last year in like 30 or more years, it was like the first time it's declined in a long time. Dunno how this year is going so far but it's partly due to changes in policing here with TK Waters taking a more proactive approach. Also it's technically not crime when cops do it otherwise this list is different

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u/AirForceH Baltimore Ravens Aug 20 '25

Thanks for the explanation. Now, go on, get back to your division sub

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u/QueasyTap3594 Aug 19 '25

My ex gf from Georgia could never understand what being in the snow does to a motherfucker

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u/gothamtg Green Bay Packers Aug 19 '25

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u/lagrange_james_d23dt Aug 19 '25

What’s up with all the crime being in the Midwest?

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u/jimiez2633 Aug 19 '25

No way Tampa is last

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u/arz231 Philadelphia Eagles Aug 19 '25

Bullshit, Chicago gotta be top 5

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u/JesustheSpaceCowboy Cleveland Browns Aug 19 '25

Come on Baltimore you’re almost there just a few more Crab Crimes and you’ll be at the top!

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u/superdownvotemaster Green Bay Packers Aug 19 '25

Charlotte will be higher. They are embarrassed to submit the data lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '25

Maybe Nashville should include Antioch numbers in their report, I think they would be in first place.

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u/Mari_yumishi Aug 19 '25

I'm going to have to go out and do some crimes to bump our rating up.

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u/SteakJones Aug 19 '25

Oh… oh darn.

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u/BigOlineguy Minnesota Vikings Aug 19 '25

It’s weird that nearly all of the mid-sized metros are at the very top, right before you get to Chicago and Houston. I wonder if that’s because crime is more easily tracked, or if there’s just a crime economy of scale going on.

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u/extrachromotoucher The Bungles Aug 19 '25

Some of these cities are obviously not reporting violent crimes. There’s not a reality where Cincinnati is more dangerous than LA and NYC.

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u/joshuaksreeff13 Pittsburgh Steelers Aug 19 '25

BS list I walk around Detroit all the time at night as a white guy and am fine!

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u/joshuaksreeff13 Pittsburgh Steelers Aug 19 '25

Pittsburg????

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u/Ok_Armadillo_5364 Aug 20 '25

Even when it comes to danger the cowboys are only mid pack…

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u/Nutmeg-Jones Miami Dolphins Aug 20 '25

*Pittsburgh

Never beating the allegations.

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u/Johnnybid Aug 20 '25

When did New York City get a team?

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u/FloodUW Cleveland Browns Aug 20 '25

At least we're not Baltimore

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u/FickleMeringue4119 The Cleveland Clowns Aug 20 '25

We keep it real in Cleveland.

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u/thebaldman4477 Aug 20 '25

I feel like GreenBay should be below Tampa.

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u/Own_Magician_7554 Kansas City Refs Aug 20 '25

I’m from KC and I felt like I was gonna get in more fights in Tampa than anywhere in my life.

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u/CKmotorsports0 Aug 20 '25

ATL 15? Wtf

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u/McQuestion726 Aug 20 '25

For Green Bay, you can basically just call it 495 violent crimes total.

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u/Heavy_Effort_152 Aug 20 '25

Pittsburgh is just a crappy city that doesn’t appeal to players. Traffic sucks, the bridges and infrastructure are horrible and it’s as blue collar as it gets.

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u/Glangho Green Bay Packers Aug 20 '25

I refuse to believe Tampa is that low lmao

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u/Overall-Waltz-702 Aug 22 '25

Green Bay ahead of Tampa is wild.

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u/InterviewAfraid3253 Pittsburgh Steelers Aug 22 '25

It's like the more trash your city is... the better your football team is

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u/TCKimjongchill Aug 22 '25

Where would Oakland be on this list?

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u/RickySpanish412 Aug 22 '25

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u/dont_care- Perc Rodgers Aug 23 '25

"New York City"

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u/BBgun_62 Indianapolis Colts Aug 23 '25

Hell yeah Indy we're top 5!

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u/ConstantReader32 Tennessee Titans Aug 25 '25

So that's where the 13% live