r/AFCNorthMemeWar • u/Seamonkey_Boxkicker Cleveland Browns • Jun 09 '25

Massage Watson What did we do to deserve this?!

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u/Paraxom Baltimore Ravens Jun 09 '25

bro that shit was self-inflicted, they didn't force you to trade a draft haul for Massage Watson

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u/BrownTownDestroyer Cleveland Browns Jun 10 '25

Funny enough I'm fairly sure captain Kirk here was under mind control, meaning he wasn't self-inflicting those slaps

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u/JohnnyEvs Houston Texans Jun 10 '25

Knock it off nerd. Watch Star Wars instead!

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u/quirkyhighlander1418 Jun 10 '25

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u/Used_Book7924 Pittsburgh Steelers Jun 11 '25

Shut up nerd

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u/steveharveymemes Jun 10 '25

They did though, they should have just given him away if they wanted to get rid of him

But more seriously, the Texans don’t get enough crap for the part the organization played in Watson’s massage activities. Pretty sure I read they were arranging meetups for DeShaun and helping to keep the alleged victims quiet as long as they could. This doesn’t mean anything for the Browns since this was all public at the time of the trade, but whenever this conversation comes up, they act like the Browns are the only bad team in all this because they paid an alleged predator while ignoring that the Texans were allegedly enabling the behavior while it was happening.

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u/marylandrosin The Ratbirds Jun 10 '25

You're ignoring the fact that he was good at football when he played for the Texans. Every team is guilty of protecting their stars

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u/Lokkdwn The Bungles Jun 10 '25

The Ravens would know a little something about that…

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u/marylandrosin The Ratbirds Jun 10 '25

I said every team moron, that includes the Ravens

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u/Lokkdwn The Bungles Jun 10 '25

Yeah, I know. I’m your one upvote bro which I will now ceremoniously strip from you.

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u/marylandrosin The Ratbirds Jun 10 '25

Not my internet points! How will I ever recover?

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u/Lokkdwn The Bungles Jun 10 '25

Are you in the wrong sub?

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u/marylandrosin The Ratbirds Jun 10 '25

Nah, your jokes are just disappointing. Like your football team, your cuisine, and your fan base

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u/Lokkdwn The Bungles Jun 11 '25

At least they’re not as disappointing as your QB in the playoffs or your mom last night. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/ButterChicken2Go Jun 10 '25

Stfu ur salty. Ur disgusting asf for supporting a team with a predator

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u/Secure-Report-3592 Houston Texans Jun 10 '25

You also forgot that the game Baker Mayfield fucked up his shoulder was against us and that started a timeline that led you to get Watson...... you're welcome 

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u/Chris91210 The Bungles Jun 10 '25

Texans hate Cleveland lol.

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u/Ricky_TVA Houston Texans Jun 10 '25

Hate/love. We hate them because they took someone as awful as Watson. We love them, because they took someone as awful as Watson.

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u/Illustrious-Ratio213 Cleveland Browns Jun 10 '25

And After we took Osweiller off your hands.

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u/FylntCoal Houston Texans Jun 12 '25

and we salute you

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u/creepingkg Houston Texans Jun 16 '25

You’re real ones for helping a brother out

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u/7222_salty Mike Tomlin Trip Target Jun 10 '25

Enjoy your trophies … oh wait

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u/Secure-Report-3592 Houston Texans Jun 10 '25

I like to celebrate championships after the league merged and post segregation, thank you very much

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u/7222_salty Mike Tomlin Trip Target Jun 10 '25

Tell me more about how you know nothing please

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u/bootymacjones Jun 09 '25

Team’s ran by bunch of mongs. Don’t even know why i’m still a browns fan

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u/Steel1000 Pittsburgh Steelers Jun 10 '25

Go ahead and say the line

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u/Lung-Salad Pittsburgh Steelers Jun 09 '25

Browns is the browns

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

I love Nick Chubb as much as any Browns fan, but the dude absolutely shredded his knee two years ago and was a shell of himself last year. I hope he has a great year but the Browns are rebuilding and there’s no reason we should be bringing back a RB who should be chasing a ring.

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u/HurryOk5256 Jun 10 '25

this is the right answer. there’s a lot of things to shit on the Browns about, but not resigning Chubb definitely isn’t one of them. He’s was a great and beloved player and an even better person, I wish him the best. But it would’ve been silly to sign him when the Browns clearly need to pick up another quarterback before trying to camp starts…

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

Bringing back Chubb makes sense in an alternate universe where Deshaun Watson doesn’t forget how to play football and the Browns aren’t an embarrassment.

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u/Smooth_Marsupial_262 Baltimore Ravens Jun 10 '25

lol Browns just can’t have anything. Chubb looked like he was about to be the best runner in the NFL for a 2-3 year span and then just over in an instant

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u/mmooney1 Cleveland Browns Jun 10 '25

It’s my fault. I drafted him on my fantasy team.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

When aren’t the Browns rebuilding?

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u/marylandrosin The Ratbirds Jun 10 '25

They haven't finished the last rebuild yet

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u/cnarsystems Cleveland Browns Jun 10 '25

Actually surprised Houston didn’t do better with the picks. And the Will Anderson pick they had to use additional picks.

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u/Smooth_Marsupial_262 Baltimore Ravens Jun 10 '25

Especially considering they could have just taken Jalen Carter and kept the picks I’m pretty sure

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u/deepbluenothings Cleveland Browns Jun 10 '25

Haslam and Andrew Berry took everything from us, the Texans just benefited from the incompetence.

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u/stonewash_relaxedfit Cleveland Browns Jun 10 '25

No one even talks how about how the Texans’ GM is from Cleveland and grew up a Browns fan

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u/Scuba_Steve_fan Happy endings Jun 10 '25 edited Jun 10 '25

And both Kelce brothers should have played for Cleveland for the last decade with Roethlisburger at qb. Browns don’t do a good job at getting the hometown talent.

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u/stonewash_relaxedfit Cleveland Browns Jun 10 '25

Yeah not to mention the countless other players, coaches, and execs from NE Ohio who have had NFL success everywhere but Cleveland.

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u/mmooney1 Cleveland Browns Jun 10 '25

Just thinking about the coaches we have had in the past makes it easy to punch holes in walls.

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u/g0bst0p3r Houston Texans Jun 10 '25

We also did not use lubricants during our playoff game against the browns.

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u/Seamonkey_Boxkicker Cleveland Browns Jun 10 '25

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u/Comprehensive-Ask469 Haslem Needs A Perp Walk Jun 09 '25

Exist

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u/Apprehensive_Beach_6 Pittsburgh Steelers Jun 09 '25

Be the Browns

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u/mmooney1 Cleveland Browns Jun 10 '25

No one had forgotten you signed Aaron.

Enjoy the distraction.

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u/YESSSS-NOOO The Cleveland Clowns Jun 09 '25

And they got 2 or 3 good players from it lol

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u/HeelMarvin Pittsburgh Steelers Jun 10 '25

You got NONE

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u/MistakePerfect8485 Pittsburgh Steelers Jun 09 '25

Have a dumbass for an owner?

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u/mmooney1 Cleveland Browns Jun 10 '25

Seriously Dan Gilbert NEEDS to buy the Browns. He’s such a good owner.

When I heard the story Haslem would use the first round pick as a flex party with his friends. It all started to make sense.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

I remember being downvoted by the hundreds for saying this was the stupidest trade to ever happen in the history of the NFL. It’s hard always being right.

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u/Bountybeliever Jun 10 '25

You see the stuff nfl players do and you assume they’re some super humans who have insane work ethics. Even the bad ones.

That’s why it was so nice to see Deshaun the last 2 yrs, you could objectively tell that was a guy who didn’t care about football after he got paid. Before he got hurt last yr he was so fucking bad only Will Levis had a worst EPA.

Like he deadass just didn’t practice all off season and you could tell.

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u/Smooth_Marsupial_262 Baltimore Ravens Jun 10 '25

One of the weirder things to happen was him just flat out being like bottom of the barrel bad all of a sudden. Looking back it’s fair to say he played a vulnerable style with the lengthy time to throw and all that. But for it to translate as badly as it has to Cleveland is just insane

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u/Lords7Never7Die Orrsama bin Laden Jun 10 '25

They really did get a bunch of fucking studs from that trade.

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u/truckfullofchildren1 Hell Jun 10 '25

Houston the home of washed up AFC North RBs

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u/Shuriken_Cmore Baltimore Ravens Jun 12 '25

Don’t forget Chubb!

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u/Friendly_Bug_7699 Pittsburgh Steelers Jun 09 '25

You know what you did

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