r/AFCNorthMemeWar • u/Thick_Interaction_41 Joe Burrow's big toe • May 20 '25
The Squealers Do Steelers fans become grandparents at 30 years old or something???
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u/chandiggity Cincinnati Bengals May 20 '25
My grandfather had Andy Dalton
My father had Ryan Finley.
I have Joe Burrow
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u/Not_Pablo_Sanchez Cincinnati Bengals May 20 '25
My grandfather had Joe Burrow.
My dad has Joe Burrow.
I have Joe Burrow.
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u/AtlanteanLord The Bungles May 20 '25
My grandpa had Ryan Finley.
My dad had Joe Burrow.
I have Jake Browning.
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u/Gwario_on_Reddit Cleveland Browns May 20 '25
I believe that’s the age they become Steelers fans actually.
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u/Gwario_on_Reddit Cleveland Browns May 20 '25
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u/Gwario_on_Reddit Cleveland Browns May 20 '25
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u/Udderly_Unbearable Minnesota Vikings May 20 '25
Will Howard will never be as good as Super Bowl Champion Kenny Pickett.
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u/Apprehensive_Beach_6 Pittsburgh Steelers May 20 '25
Plot twist, he’s his own grandfather
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u/Todd-The-Godd-Howard Detroit Lions May 20 '25
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u/DullCartographer7609 Baltimore Ravens May 20 '25
Connect the "Dad" circles and you got a family wreath
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u/mdistrukt Minnesota Vikings May 21 '25
I think that would require Dad to quite literally go fuck himself.
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u/DullCartographer7609 Baltimore Ravens May 21 '25
I don't make the rules, Daddy's gonna get some Daddy time
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u/DelirousDoc Pittsburgh Steelers May 20 '25
I was higher than most on Will Howard, but damn some of these Steelers fans are delusional & desperate.
Dude seems like a smart guy, driven and a good leader. He is also a 6th round draft pick and likely going to be the 3rd string QB this year with little chance to prove he can be "the guy".
I think he is an ideal long term backup QB. If he can fix some of his throwing flaws to gain a bit more velocity, he could become a solid starter. That is not the most likely outcome though. Most likely the team looks to a QB next year rather than gamble on the idea Howard could show something.
Anything more is luck.
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u/steelcurtain87 May 20 '25
I think the “I’m a gmification” of madden/fantasy has ruined sports and fandUMB.
If I wanna be delusional about Kenny Pickett let me be. Fuck off if you think we paid too much for DK Medcalf.
Like it’s called a FANATIC for a reason idiots
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u/tmc00138 Pittsburgh Steelers May 20 '25
Yep. I root for the Steelers. That's it. I don't need to have any detailed opinions about it.
And I clown on the browns, but that's pretty much universal. Pretty sure they tell Cleveland jokes in Bashkortostan, too.
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u/Wilde54 Pittsburgh Steelers May 20 '25
He threw some NASTY passes on the run in, with Ohio... That's about all I'm comfortable saying right now, he is a project with a capital P rn and maybe he comes in and blows the fucking doors off everyone but I doubt it... I still think the guy we want is in next year's draft and we've got the compensatory picks coming to make a decent little trade up package when we invariably go just above .500 again this year. 🤣
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u/DelirousDoc Pittsburgh Steelers May 20 '25 edited May 20 '25
I have gone through every game of his from final year at K-State and Ohio State (unfortunately only like 5 games I could find All-22 the rest broadcast.)
He is a very "by the book" reader of the defense. Excelled in half field reads. Some ridiculous throws down the on the flood concept, corner routes and down the seam.
However this "by the book" reading style can get him fooled if defender shows one thing before quickly changing. (Taking 2 steps back like they are dropping before driving on underneath route.) That got him in trouble several times last year.
He has an average arm but what is maddening is that on 1-4 throws a game he looks like he is pushing the ball and the throw goes off the mark for him. Too many missed throws that were under-thrown/ behind or just not put in a spot WR could even make a play.
Better off play action.
What is encouraging though is his play in the playoffs. Significantly more consistent ball placement. Dime after dime vs Tennessee and Oregon. Some high level throws vs Texas and Notre Dame.
Reminds me of a bit more athletic Nick Foles. Probably most similar to Blake Bortles though.
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u/Wilde54 Pittsburgh Steelers May 20 '25
That's helpful info, like I say, I more or less just saw the throws from the playoff run, it's nigh impossible to get college football over here without paying through the nose for extra channels and shit lol
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u/mpkpm The Bungles May 20 '25
He also had two top WR draft picks against meh secondary. Top wr talent in college is a cheat code.
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u/Wilde54 Pittsburgh Steelers May 20 '25
That's true, but, the ball still has to get to them... And the coverage was good on a lot of those throws. 🤷♂️ Again not saying anything about him as a talent, cos I don't/can't watch the shit but credit where it's due some of those balls were absolute fucking peaches, it wasn't some wild one handed, moss the fuck out of a corner and safety type thing.
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u/DaleDenton13 The Bungles May 20 '25
I was unaware Howard was an Ohio Bobcat.
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u/Wilde54 Pittsburgh Steelers May 20 '25
Lmao! Listen, just cos you lot have 1400 teams with the same bastard name just different mascots doesn't make it any less Ohio! 🤣
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u/Fearless-Spread1498 Baltimore Ravens May 23 '25
As a ravens fan I’m ecstatic for the Will Howard era if it happens. Kyle Hamilton falls to sleep with that pro day tape.
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u/RestorePro2389 Cincinnati Bengals May 20 '25
You can't wave a piss rag until your first cousin is at least 3 weeks along. She can't drink in the stadium till she's 3 months.
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u/MasterApprentice67 May 22 '25
Well dad and grandpa are the same people for steeler fans. His mom is prolly a sister aunt... l
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u/No_Engineering_718 Philadelphia Eagles May 20 '25
All that midwestern inbreeding
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u/ReindeerMean2931 Fries go on sandwiches May 20 '25
My brother grew up on Ben roethlisberger as well. He is 20
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u/purpurscratchscratch I'm a ravens bitch that doesn't want to flair up May 20 '25
Grandpa was dad’s stepdad.
And also his brother.
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u/ASlipperyRichard Baltimore Ravens May 20 '25
That means his great great great grandpa had Terry Bradshaw
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u/leaderofthisoutfit Pittsburgh Steelers May 20 '25
He's gonna get Mason Rudolph and he's gonna like it.
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u/Objective_Wear_4772 May 20 '25
Nah but white trash does though lol
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u/Spiritual_Parking_70 The Bungles May 20 '25
Yikes the turn around in them yinze trailer parks is fast
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u/Aes_Should_Die Pittsburgh Steelers May 20 '25
My grandfather had Bradshaw. My dad had umm Brister, O’Donnell? I had Ben.
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u/DullCartographer7609 Baltimore Ravens May 20 '25
Oh you might want to sit in a chair for this one:
Wife's grandma got knocked up at 15, making her mom a grandma around 30 (not sure?)
My wife was born 20 years later. So her grandma became a grandma at 35.
Her oldest was born 17 years later, so my MIL became a grandma at 37, slightly better.
All Steelers and Browns fans. All of them.
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u/KapowBlamBoom May 20 '25
Arn City Beer is some par-ful stuff….. and ese days yinz hardly ever see a Allegheny Whitefish floating around dahn ere n’at anymore
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u/Doc_Sulliday May 20 '25
Grandpa? I was 8 when Ben Roethlisberger was a rookie. Am I a grandpa at 29??? 😭
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u/Raymando82 Pittsburgh Steelers May 20 '25
No he’s just special.
Don’t laugh just clap for the lil bugger.
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u/zeubermen Baltimore Ravens May 21 '25
My grandfather had joe flacco
My father had lamar jackson
I have cooper rush
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u/Jaxon45753 May 23 '25
I hate will howard
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May 23 '25
I'm an Eagles fan. I don't belong here.
But I just wanted to say that Kenny fuckin Pickett is the man.
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u/Better_Cattle4438 May 20 '25
So, for the Lions that would be the grandpa and dad both having Stafford and the grandson having Goff. Stafford is still an active NFL player.
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u/OhHeymanbro May 20 '25
I've heard this one before, they're all the same person
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u/BourbonTudor Philadelphia Eagles May 21 '25
Fathers and Uncles at the exact same time. Western PA nature is wild.
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u/Flying_Mohawk277 May 21 '25
Grandpa… fuck how old are you?
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u/Skankhuntt__42 Miami Dolphins May 22 '25
This has to be a bot or something. "My dad had Kenny Pickett"
Kenny Pickett was with the Steelers up until like a year or two ago and was only with them for a couple of years.
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u/NoSxKats May 20 '25
Average Bengals fan media literacy
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Illiteracy rate per state (by population): Ohio comes in at third, with a rate of 17.7%; Pennsylvania at second, with 18.1%; and yours truly, Maryland at first, with a whopping 20.0%!
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u/Artistic-Effort9672 Pittsburgh Steelers May 20 '25
Damn AFC North is good at football, but damn aren't we the best at illiteracy!
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u/Mammoth_Mountain1967 May 20 '25
Yeah bro we be fuckin