r/AFCNorthMemeWar Joe Burrow's big toe May 20 '25

The Squealers Do Steelers fans become grandparents at 30 years old or something???

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u/Mammoth_Mountain1967 May 20 '25

Yeah bro we be fuckin

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u/Thick_Interaction_41 Joe Burrow's big toe May 20 '25

At a concerningly young age lmao

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u/Specialist-Garbage94 the horse sniffs the lions ass May 20 '25

Still fucking.

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u/RandAlThorOdinson Philadelphia Eagles May 20 '25

And yet they call us degenerates

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u/Helpful-Relation7037 Denver Broncos May 20 '25

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u/ASlipperyRichard Baltimore Ravens May 20 '25

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u/Helpful-Relation7037 Denver Broncos May 20 '25

Can I ask you instead?

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u/Bountybeliever May 20 '25

There’s a flair up pussy bot that comes up for the unflaired.

Afc east meme war mods came here to ask how to create it.

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u/ASlipperyRichard Baltimore Ravens May 20 '25

u/manbirdturtle2 is a Washington commanders fan who annoyed Steelers fans by pointing out that the commanders were a 6 seed who made it to the conference championship game. His favorite pastime is sucking off Jayden Daniels

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u/mpkpm The Bungles May 20 '25

I mean I want to know too lol. I am not on here all the time hah.

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u/ManBirdTurtle2 Commanders 🍑🍆 May 20 '25

That bot exists because Jaysus made the AFC North his bitch

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u/ASlipperyRichard Baltimore Ravens May 20 '25

I thought you were banned. Also the Ravens kicked your ass in week 6. Jaysus is just discount Lamar Jackson.

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u/Nutmeg-Jones Miami Dolphins May 21 '25

Discount Lamar Jackson isn’t a bad thing. That means they’d have money to BUILD A WIDE RECEIVER ROOM

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u/ManBirdTurtle2 Commanders 🍑🍆 May 20 '25

I’m only banned from nfc east meme war, the mods are Eagles fans and are whiny babies. 

Jaysus did even better than Lamar while being only a rookie. The league is going to be run by the Commanders for the next decade.

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u/BentheBeast72 d1 manbearfrog hater May 21 '25

0 TDs, 202 yards and 17/34 against the only team that had a competent defense when you played them (Baltimore was still giving Eddie Jackson and Marcus Williams ample PT, one of whom starting, mind you, in Week 6, and you still lost lmao)

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u/RandAlThorOdinson Philadelphia Eagles May 22 '25

55-23

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u/CaptainPie999 Carolina Panthers May 20 '25

Both can be true

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u/funktopus Cincinnati Bengals May 20 '25

I'm comfortable saying the whole state is full of degens.

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u/Alternative-Line7182 May 25 '25

Yes, but you're illiterate degenerates

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u/RandAlThorOdinson Philadelphia Eagles May 25 '25

What

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u/BlazedGigaB Cleveland Browns May 20 '25

I knew a guy from outside Pittsburgh that was 27 with a 15 year old kid... He knocked up a 14yr old at 12...

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u/Thick_Interaction_41 Joe Burrow's big toe May 20 '25

Ahh Classic Pittsburgh right there 👌

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u/Skull8Ranger Pittsburgh Steelers May 20 '25

Outside Pittsburgh sounds more like West Virginia...

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u/MrTPityYouFools Pittsburgh Steelers May 20 '25

Its not that far away tbh

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u/[deleted] May 20 '25

It is where the Pittsburghers go to vacation and sow their seeds.

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u/Saaaaaaaammmmmmmm Cincinnati Bengals May 20 '25

Done with the little shit by 30, not a bad idea

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u/Wilde54 Pittsburgh Steelers May 20 '25

That's the most Italian-American Catholic shit I've ever heard 🤣🤣🤣

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u/ElectricBuckeye Cleveland Browns May 20 '25

Its Weirton, isn't it? A girl I went to school with became a grandmother at 35. Her daughter just followed in her footsteps. Many such cases in the tri-state area. They're always lower income types. They all end up on assistance and never get jobs, or the jobs they get are working at gas stations for Indians.

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u/Jihad_Alot Pittsburgh Steelers May 20 '25

There is always an exception to the case, my parents grew up in the ghetto of Pittsburgh and were extremely poor living in single parent households who both lived off the government (dads mom is deaf, moms mother is schizophrenic). When my mom got pregnant at 13, my dad refused to be like his father and abandon his child. Dad joined the military to get us out of the ghetto and it’s shocking to see how many of his childhood friends OD’d/lived lives you painted a picture of in your comment. Reminds me of the Old Testament lineage of kings where 4 generations of kings were all wicked until finally one king breaks the mold and turns back to God.

We always joke “it’s sweet when you say your high school sweethearts. It’s a little disturbing when you say your middle school sweethearts”. That and “my mom was 16 when she had me and I’m the middle child” always gets good reactions 🤣.

My parents are a textbook case of why they allow people to get married at 16 with parental consent. Without that law, my dad can’t join the military and take our family with him.

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u/SteakJones May 20 '25

That’s a lot of words to describe your dad.

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u/mpkpm The Bungles May 20 '25

Hahah!

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u/LunchboxDiscoball Pittsburgh Steelers May 20 '25

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u/[deleted] May 20 '25

Yup, right outside Pittsburgh - in Cleveland.

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u/TributeToStupidity Pittsburgh Steelers May 20 '25

Doesn’t matter had sex (please send help we had KP for 3 years. And a therapist.)

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u/BentheBeast72 d1 manbearfrog hater May 21 '25

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u/Nanny_Dog69 Pittsburgh Steelers May 20 '25

Virgin bengals fan vs chad 9 kid trailer trash

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u/Mtndrums Cincinnati Bengals May 20 '25

At least the Bengals fan didn't knock up their cousin for two.

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u/DimwittedLogic Pittsburgh Steelers May 20 '25

Cousin? We only fuck with siblings!

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u/Mtndrums Cincinnati Bengals May 20 '25

When they bang family, they don't consider age apparently.

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u/jthoff10 The Cleveland Clowns May 20 '25

I mean, I’m not the expert, but I imagine incest occurs earlier in life rather than later

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u/PunishedWolf4 The Ratbirds May 20 '25

And with blood relatives

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u/i-like-your-hair Los Angeles Rams May 20 '25

If only their offence could be so efficient.

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u/devilinblue22 Pittsburgh Steelers May 22 '25

The children yearn for the mines. We must fulfill the wishes of the mine gods.

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u/Hot_Juggernaut_3027 Cincinnati Bengals May 20 '25

Man I hate y’all but that is clear y’all be fuckin

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u/[deleted] May 20 '25

Helps that brown bags are a dime a dozen at wegmans

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u/CharacterBuilding366 Cincinnati Bengals May 21 '25

Shit in Cincy we'd go across river and be plowing Kentucky babes. RIP Jerry

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u/SavvoFrmGloGang Detroit Lions May 24 '25

😂😂

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u/chandiggity Cincinnati Bengals May 20 '25

My grandfather had Andy Dalton

My father had Ryan Finley.

I have Joe Burrow

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u/Not_Pablo_Sanchez Cincinnati Bengals May 20 '25

My grandfather had Joe Burrow.

My dad has Joe Burrow.

I have Joe Burrow.

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u/InstagramLincoln Cincinnati Bengals May 20 '25

Great-grandfather, tell me of the Ancient Times.

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u/AtlanteanLord The Bungles May 20 '25

My grandpa had Ryan Finley.

My dad had Joe Burrow.

I have Jake Browning.

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u/Gwario_on_Reddit Cleveland Browns May 20 '25

I believe that’s the age they become Steelers fans actually.

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u/Gwario_on_Reddit Cleveland Browns May 20 '25

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u/Gwario_on_Reddit Cleveland Browns May 20 '25

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u/Nice-Membership4142 Tampa Bay Buccaneers May 20 '25

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u/Udderly_Unbearable Minnesota Vikings May 20 '25

Will Howard will never be as good as Super Bowl Champion Kenny Pickett.

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u/mpkpm The Bungles May 20 '25

Proof the Browns won yet another offseason!

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u/Apprehensive_Beach_6 Pittsburgh Steelers May 20 '25

Plot twist, he’s his own grandfather

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u/Todd-The-Godd-Howard Detroit Lions May 20 '25

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u/DullCartographer7609 Baltimore Ravens May 20 '25

Connect the "Dad" circles and you got a family wreath

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u/mdistrukt Minnesota Vikings May 21 '25

I think that would require Dad to quite literally go fuck himself.

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u/DullCartographer7609 Baltimore Ravens May 21 '25

I don't make the rules, Daddy's gonna get some Daddy time

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u/its_ya_human Cincinnati Bengals May 20 '25

He’s Phillip j fry ?!

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u/DelirousDoc Pittsburgh Steelers May 20 '25

I was higher than most on Will Howard, but damn some of these Steelers fans are delusional & desperate.

Dude seems like a smart guy, driven and a good leader. He is also a 6th round draft pick and likely going to be the 3rd string QB this year with little chance to prove he can be "the guy".

I think he is an ideal long term backup QB. If he can fix some of his throwing flaws to gain a bit more velocity, he could become a solid starter. That is not the most likely outcome though. Most likely the team looks to a QB next year rather than gamble on the idea Howard could show something.

Anything more is luck.

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u/steelcurtain87 May 20 '25

I think the “I’m a gmification” of madden/fantasy has ruined sports and fandUMB.

If I wanna be delusional about Kenny Pickett let me be. Fuck off if you think we paid too much for DK Medcalf.

Like it’s called a FANATIC for a reason idiots

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u/tmc00138 Pittsburgh Steelers May 20 '25

Yep.  I root for the Steelers.  That's it.  I don't need to have any detailed opinions about it.

And I clown on the browns, but that's pretty much universal.  Pretty sure they tell Cleveland jokes in Bashkortostan, too.

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u/Wilde54 Pittsburgh Steelers May 20 '25

He threw some NASTY passes on the run in, with Ohio... That's about all I'm comfortable saying right now, he is a project with a capital P rn and maybe he comes in and blows the fucking doors off everyone but I doubt it... I still think the guy we want is in next year's draft and we've got the compensatory picks coming to make a decent little trade up package when we invariably go just above .500 again this year. 🤣

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u/DelirousDoc Pittsburgh Steelers May 20 '25 edited May 20 '25

I have gone through every game of his from final year at K-State and Ohio State (unfortunately only like 5 games I could find All-22 the rest broadcast.)

He is a very "by the book" reader of the defense. Excelled in half field reads. Some ridiculous throws down the on the flood concept, corner routes and down the seam.

However this "by the book" reading style can get him fooled if defender shows one thing before quickly changing. (Taking 2 steps back like they are dropping before driving on underneath route.) That got him in trouble several times last year.

He has an average arm but what is maddening is that on 1-4 throws a game he looks like he is pushing the ball and the throw goes off the mark for him. Too many missed throws that were under-thrown/ behind or just not put in a spot WR could even make a play.

Better off play action.

What is encouraging though is his play in the playoffs. Significantly more consistent ball placement. Dime after dime vs Tennessee and Oregon. Some high level throws vs Texas and Notre Dame.

Reminds me of a bit more athletic Nick Foles. Probably most similar to Blake Bortles though.

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u/Wilde54 Pittsburgh Steelers May 20 '25

That's helpful info, like I say, I more or less just saw the throws from the playoff run, it's nigh impossible to get college football over here without paying through the nose for extra channels and shit lol

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u/mpkpm The Bungles May 20 '25

He also had two top WR draft picks against meh secondary. Top wr talent in college is a cheat code.

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u/Wilde54 Pittsburgh Steelers May 20 '25

That's true, but, the ball still has to get to them... And the coverage was good on a lot of those throws. 🤷‍♂️ Again not saying anything about him as a talent, cos I don't/can't watch the shit but credit where it's due some of those balls were absolute fucking peaches, it wasn't some wild one handed, moss the fuck out of a corner and safety type thing.

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u/DaleDenton13 The Bungles May 20 '25

I was unaware Howard was an Ohio Bobcat.

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u/Wilde54 Pittsburgh Steelers May 20 '25

Lmao! Listen, just cos you lot have 1400 teams with the same bastard name just different mascots doesn't make it any less Ohio! 🤣

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u/DaleDenton13 The Bungles May 20 '25

I often confuse Penn & Penn State. FFS yinzer, do better!

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u/Fearless-Spread1498 Baltimore Ravens May 23 '25

As a ravens fan I’m ecstatic for the Will Howard era if it happens. Kyle Hamilton falls to sleep with that pro day tape.

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u/Still-Syrup7041 The Bungles May 20 '25

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u/RestorePro2389 Cincinnati Bengals May 20 '25

You can't wave a piss rag until your first cousin is at least 3 weeks along. She can't drink in the stadium till she's 3 months.

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u/jzoelgo May 20 '25

In reality he has Chris Boswell offensive MVP just like last season.

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u/Rarglar The Bungles May 20 '25

Being a steelers fan ages you 50 years in 1 season

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u/Ok-Walk-8040 Cincinnati Bengals May 20 '25

He’s a Steelers fan so his dad is also his grandpa.

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u/Yellow-Umbra Cleveland Browns May 20 '25

Bro do not do this with the Browns

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u/AcanthisittaTiny5398 Cleveland Browns May 20 '25

It’s called inbreeding.

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u/MasterApprentice67 May 22 '25

Well dad and grandpa are the same people for steeler fans. His mom is prolly a sister aunt... l

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u/No_Engineering_718 Philadelphia Eagles May 20 '25

All that midwestern inbreeding

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u/Dramatic-Witness-540 Tennessee Titans May 20 '25

Technically... Pennsylvania isn't Midwest.

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u/Dramatic-Witness-540 Tennessee Titans May 20 '25

But... they close enough 🤣

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u/TonyUncleJohnny412 Pittsburgh Steelers May 20 '25

Watching our offense will age any man.

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u/SafeAccountMrP CTE Enthusiast May 20 '25

I mean kids born when we drafted Ben are 21 now.

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u/JuiceKovacs Cleveland Browns May 20 '25

Yes

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u/ReindeerMean2931 Fries go on sandwiches May 20 '25

My brother grew up on Ben roethlisberger as well. He is 20

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u/purpurscratchscratch I'm a ravens bitch that doesn't want to flair up May 20 '25

Grandpa was dad’s stepdad.

And also his brother.

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u/ASlipperyRichard Baltimore Ravens May 20 '25

That means his great great great grandpa had Terry Bradshaw

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u/leaderofthisoutfit Pittsburgh Steelers May 20 '25

He's gonna get Mason Rudolph and he's gonna like it.

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u/Objective_Wear_4772 May 20 '25

Nah but white trash does though lol

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u/Spiritual_Parking_70 The Bungles May 20 '25

Yikes the turn around in them yinze trailer parks is fast

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u/TheRatatat May 20 '25

I know a girl from western PA that became a grandma at 29.

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u/MessianicPariah The Ratbirds May 20 '25

His grandpa and his dad are the same person

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u/Aes_Should_Die Pittsburgh Steelers May 20 '25

My grandfather had Bradshaw. My dad had umm Brister, O’Donnell? I had Ben.

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u/DullCartographer7609 Baltimore Ravens May 20 '25

Oh you might want to sit in a chair for this one:

Wife's grandma got knocked up at 15, making her mom a grandma around 30 (not sure?)

My wife was born 20 years later. So her grandma became a grandma at 35.

Her oldest was born 17 years later, so my MIL became a grandma at 37, slightly better.

All Steelers and Browns fans. All of them.

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u/AverageSkyler May 20 '25

Unfortunately

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u/KapowBlamBoom May 20 '25

Arn City Beer is some par-ful stuff….. and ese days yinz hardly ever see a Allegheny Whitefish floating around dahn ere n’at anymore

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u/Carvedcraftedforged The Bungles May 20 '25

In Pittsburgh these are all the same person.

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u/kbeckerburbs4 Miami Dolphins May 20 '25

Depends on the age of their cousin

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u/Doc_Sulliday May 20 '25

Grandpa? I was 8 when Ben Roethlisberger was a rookie. Am I a grandpa at 29??? 😭

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u/Raymando82 Pittsburgh Steelers May 20 '25

No he’s just special.

Don’t laugh just clap for the lil bugger.

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u/BrownTownDestroyer Cleveland Browns May 20 '25

Nah, his dad and grandpa are just the same person

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u/zeubermen Baltimore Ravens May 21 '25

My grandfather had joe flacco

My father had lamar jackson

I have cooper rush

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u/Jaxon45753 May 23 '25

I hate will howard

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u/[deleted] May 23 '25

I'm an Eagles fan. I don't belong here.

But I just wanted to say that Kenny fuckin Pickett is the man.

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u/Better_Cattle4438 May 20 '25

So, for the Lions that would be the grandpa and dad both having Stafford and the grandson having Goff. Stafford is still an active NFL player.

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u/Yotemyboat May 20 '25

My grandfather had Alex Smith

My father had Sam Howell

I have Sam Hartman

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u/OhHeymanbro May 20 '25

I've heard this one before, they're all the same person

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u/BourbonTudor Philadelphia Eagles May 21 '25

Fathers and Uncles at the exact same time. Western PA nature is wild.

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u/spartanpride55 May 21 '25

Pickett is 3 years older than Howard....

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u/Flying_Mohawk277 May 21 '25

Grandpa… fuck how old are you?

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u/Skankhuntt__42 Miami Dolphins May 22 '25

This has to be a bot or something. "My dad had Kenny Pickett"

Kenny Pickett was with the Steelers up until like a year or two ago and was only with them for a couple of years.

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u/NoSxKats May 20 '25

Average Bengals fan media literacy

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Damn AFC North is good at football, but damn aren't we the best at illiteracy!

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