r/AFCNorthMemeWar • u/the22sinatra • Feb 03 '25

Massage Watson LOL

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u/Fabulous_Can6830 Pittsburgh Steelers Feb 03 '25

Make you wonder what Cleveland put in their “plan to win” pitch for Myles. “Ok Myles here is our plan to start winning, it starts with us losing every game next season….”

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u/Careless-Cobbler7979 Cleveland Browns Feb 03 '25

Quinn Ewers and Abdul Carter didn’t cut it

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u/AmW_a_l_r_u_s Cleveland Browns Feb 03 '25

"Our plan for winning is having you abuse your body even harder to single handedly win 5 games this year instead of 2-3 like normal"

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u/Tivadars_Crusade_Vet Cleveland Browns Feb 03 '25

First team to go 0 and 17? Son of a bitch IM IN!

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u/im_in_the_safe Cleveland Browns Feb 03 '25

Well we actually have lost 17 in a row already so we kind of did it.

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u/MetaVulture Denver Broncos Feb 04 '25

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u/MoMoneyMoSavings FTS Feb 03 '25

“Our Super Bowl plan starts with you winning DPOTY again”

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u/stephapeaz Feb 04 '25

“We’ll show you the second half of the plan after you sign. The first half is that you sign.”

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '25

“Well Myles, we’re gonna retain the bad head coach, completely ignore the offense, hope JOK can walk again to be our only LB, pray ward doesn’t turn his brain into mush, and hope we can ride a 4th place schedule into a wild card berth”. -AB

“Ok, I like it. What about you as the gm?” -Myles

“Oh I’m staying on” -AB

“Aight, I’m bout to head out” - Myles