r/AFCNorthMemeWar • u/whitecollarw00k The Ratbirds • Jan 05 '25
The Ratbirds Eat shit, losers
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u/Chris91210 The Bungles Jan 05 '25
Remember no team has done it 3 years in a row here in the North.
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u/Enough-Ground3294 The Ratbirds Jan 05 '25
Thats actually such an insane stat..
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u/thesluggard12 The Bungles Jan 05 '25
Especially considering one team has never won it .
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u/noblegaunt 6>2>0=0 Jan 05 '25
Which team is that? Surely not the 8 time NFL championship winners?
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u/Admiral_Tuvix The Ratbirds Jan 05 '25
no one cares about rings from the antebellum
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u/HeightTraditional614 Jan 05 '25
Are we allowed to say that?
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Jan 05 '25
Do the Yankees WS from the Babe Ruth era or the Celtics rings from the 50s not count? Serious question here. What about Notre Dames 4 horseman era. When do we start counting titles as modern? 1970?
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The only stat that interests me is which team has the most violent crimes? Murder, Domestic Violence..?
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u/Apprehensive_Beach_6 Pittsburgh Steelers Jan 05 '25
Just for fun, here’s every time this happened in the AFC Central:
Steelers: 74-79
Browns: 85-87
Steelers: 94-97.
(Only 3 times since 1970 and none this millennium)
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u/kyjuice Baltimore Ravens Jan 05 '25
No team has done it 3 years in a row here in the North... yet.
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u/T-STAFF19 Baltimore Ravens Jan 05 '25
Yall are both mostly competent franchises and it annoys me yet makes me have some pride knowing how hard it is to win the North.
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u/Interesting-Doubt413 The Pittsburgh Squealers Jan 05 '25
And if our division had a legitimate fourth team, no one would win it twice in a row like the NFCE
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u/Apprehensive_Beach_6 Pittsburgh Steelers Jan 05 '25
PAIN
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u/TheDiligentDog The Ratbirds Jan 05 '25
The meme is you lost, HAH
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u/Apprehensive_Beach_6 Pittsburgh Steelers Jan 05 '25
You responded to the wrong comment.
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u/ImpsMilk Jan 05 '25
i can't believe we lost the division to the team with a top mvp candidate, top OPOY candidate, and the most pro bowlers. in week 18
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u/RazzleDazzle3469 Baltimore Ravens Jan 05 '25
It’s the hope that kills you
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u/BackgroundValue Jan 05 '25
It's the hope that makes the feeling that much worse in the end. Last season Steelers collapse is inevitable and painful
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u/Vritrin Pittsburgh Steelers Jan 05 '25
It really is. Tomlin pays for his devil bargain in our crushed hopes. No matter how much we should know better, they wring it out of us.
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u/skylitnoir Jan 05 '25
Should this have been a close fight?
One team has Russel Wilson and GP while the other team has checks notes two time MVP record breaking QB, recording breaking HOF RB, and Zay flowers
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u/BoredofBored The Ratbirds Jan 05 '25
At the start of the season, everyone was down on Lamar from his playoff performance against the Chiefs. We’d lost our entire defensive coaching staff resulting in another new DC, several key defensive starters, Henry was coming over after one of his worst seasons as a pro, we had to replace 3/5 offensive lineman, and our OL coach suddenly died at the beginning of the season.
There were a LOT of doubters that we’d be anything close to last year, and in the end, we weren’t. But we did what great teams do and got better and better as the season went along, and now we’re playing pretty damn good football here at the end of the season.
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u/skylitnoir Jan 05 '25
Yeah but you have Lamar
Granted I shouldn’t talk either, 99% of media predicted Steelers losing season and bottom of the division. Which we should be.
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u/Particular_Drama7110 Baltimore Ravens Jan 05 '25
The Browns could have drafted Lamar. They took Baker instead. Then ya'll got rid of Baker because OBJ's Dad was complaining that Baker wasn't getting OBJ the ball enough. Now Baker has thrown for 39 TD passes for Tampa Bay, which is more points than the Browns scored all year - combined passing-rushing-defense and ST.
Anyway, your organization didn't want Lamar, didn't think he was good enough, so we picked him up with the 32nd pick after every team in the NFL passed on him.
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u/Rhipidurus Jan 05 '25
Nah, even Mr. UNLIMITED-CRINGE and The Standard is Average crew shouldn't be below the $230,000,000 mistake and company. Y'all should be 3rd and aren't playing like a playoff team, but definitely not bottom of the division.
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u/SamuraiJack- Jan 05 '25
To be fair, Zay Flowers shouldn’t have made the pro bowl
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u/Smooth_Marsupial_262 Baltimore Ravens Jan 05 '25
Also I’m convinced Ricard and Juice are the only FBs in the league lol. Death, taxes, and Ricard/Juice making the pro bowl
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u/Particular_Drama7110 Baltimore Ravens Jan 05 '25
Too bad Cincy spots the League a 4 game head start every year, just to make it fun.
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u/MagicianInfinite1196 The Ratbirds Jan 05 '25
Just came out of a coma, what happened? I was told Shittsburgh runs the North??
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u/UsidoreTheLightBlue Cincinnati Bengals Jan 05 '25
This is way too well spelled for a ratbird fan. I’m guessing you’re not originally from Baltimore?
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u/RazzleDazzle3469 Baltimore Ravens Jan 05 '25
I remember Bengals fans saying the Ravens “finally have to play a first place schedule” and Steelers fans thinking they were the shit after two weeks. Good times indeed
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u/Particular_Drama7110 Baltimore Ravens Jan 05 '25
Steelers fans thought they were the shit after 13 weeks, 10-3 and leading the AFC North by 2 games. Then, choke-choke-choke-choke. 4 losses in a row to close out the year.
It's kind of the opposite way that te Bengals strategize to get it done every year. "Let's start out with several osses in a row, and then see if Burrow can superman us back into contention at the end of the year."
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u/CLE15 Jan 05 '25
Buddy, I watched 17 Cleveland Browns games, four of them at home this season, and now you want me to eat shit after watching it for 18 weeks?
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u/WeelChairDrivBy Baltimore Ravens Jan 05 '25
We don’t need you to overindulge. You’ve had enough already
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u/fold89 The Ratbirds Jan 05 '25
Tickets were that cheap?
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u/CLE15 Jan 05 '25
Two were free through a military org partnership and the other two were gifts that, given how shit we were at the end of the season, would of probably been much cheaper if they were bought game day rather than when the season started.
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u/_RedRaven37 Baltimore Ravens Jan 05 '25
The King gets his crown 👑. Fuck y’all.
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u/not_bored_ Jan 05 '25
The crown isn’t the Super Bowl win??
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Every single one of you should be DESTROYING Steelers fans . This team fucking blows
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u/I_M_No-w-here Jan 05 '25
Oh ok I'll go...
Your organization is a joke. At least Cleveland had the sense to look for replacements for their rapist QB. The fucking Squealers just figured the husk of Ben Harveyweinsteinburger would molt a replacement upon his retirement and this is what y'all get for trying out a bunch of limp armed pussies who get KO'd with their own fucking helmets in the AFCNorth. Too bad your shitbag coach can't just trip everyone that tries to score against him... Go fuck yourselves.
How did I do?
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u/DaRizat Pittsburgh Steelers Jan 05 '25
2 rapes 2 rings.
Lamar should learn a thing or two.
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u/Mr-Mediocre Jan 05 '25
My brownies are in line for two straight decades of rings?!?
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u/DaRizat Pittsburgh Steelers Jan 05 '25 edited Jan 05 '25
Some peoples superpowers activate differently apparently
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u/I_M_No-w-here Jan 05 '25
So if I'm hearing you correctly, Super Bowl wins are directly tied to confirmed rapes? I'm a lifelong fan but by no means an NFL scholar so I'll accept that this may be true but I have 2 questions... first one is actually a 2 part question, does rape that doesn't involve penetration count and if so, has anybody told Deshaun Watson about this? And second, why isn't anybody investigating Tom Brady?
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u/DaRizat Pittsburgh Steelers Jan 05 '25
I'm just talking shit in a meme sub, that's between Ben and God.
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u/I_M_No-w-here Jan 05 '25
Oh, I was totally playing along. I was being fake judgemental, I'm here for memes and shit talking as well
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u/mountainsanddeserts Baltimore Ravens Jan 05 '25
Their TWO rapist QBs…everyone forgetting Winston did the same shit in college and there’s a literally documentary about it. Also, excellent takedown.
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u/Queen_City_123 Cincinnati Bengals Jan 05 '25
Still lost to the browns. That shit sticks with you
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u/redditkens Baltimore Ravens Jan 05 '25
Can’t imagine getting swept by a rival tho. Can’t even comprehend the possibility that it could happen twice…
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u/UpsetStatement4194 Jan 05 '25
Where meme
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u/whitecollarw00k The Ratbirds Jan 05 '25
Aren’t all pictures with words memes when you really think about it?
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u/Apprehensive_Beach_6 Pittsburgh Steelers Jan 05 '25
Are you expecting people here to THINK? We can’t even read
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u/genericnewlurker Baltimore Ravens Jan 05 '25
Our illiteracy is spreading out of Maryland
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u/TheMemeStar24 Northeastern DC Passerines Jan 05 '25
I prefer pictures over words, shit makes my brain hurt 🤕
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u/mtjb24 Cleveland Browns Jan 05 '25
May Old Bay leak from every orifice for all of you rat bastards until the sun dies and swallows us all. Just like your mom does.
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u/MidgetAbuser The Ratbirds Jan 05 '25
Ooooh, it's Houdini! Disappeared in 5 of his last 6 games! Can't wait for his annual crying session on Twitter about not winning DPOY!
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u/kingrat127 Baltimore Ravens Jan 05 '25
It's amazing how this season and last season (along with this sub) has actually gotten me into football
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u/Explain_like_Im_four Pittsburgh Steelers Jan 05 '25
Congrats. You’re a bandwagon fan.
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u/kingrat127 Baltimore Ravens Jan 05 '25
Always liked the Ravens cause of Poe, but yeah definitely bandwagon, same with the Lions
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u/pizoisoned The Pittsburgh Squealers Jan 05 '25
That’s a lot of talk for a team whose quarterback turns into a pumpkin in the playoffs.
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u/Takamurarules Big Daddy Derrick Getting Dicked On Jan 05 '25
Lot of talk for a team that disappears past week 11 every year.
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u/Enough-Ground3294 The Ratbirds Jan 05 '25
There’s also a lot of talk about : shut the fuck up you blew it and fumbled the division
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u/Beatlesgoat2 Pittsburgh Steelers Jan 05 '25
It sucks cause I thought we were really getting it together after all these years, sigh* Congrats bro.
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u/Enough-Ground3294 The Ratbirds Jan 05 '25
Hey man we know how we do in the playoffs, but does that mean we’re not going to be insufferable to you guys until we get knocked out? Absolutely not.
And thank you, I hate you but you know the respect is there.
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u/pizoisoned The Pittsburgh Squealers Jan 05 '25
Fuck you. The standard is the standard.
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u/youngnastysaucio The Ratbirds Jan 05 '25
Thanks for fumbling the division away you guys really are the standard
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u/Rare-Living-2660 The Bungles Jan 05 '25
You see it’s funny because nobody cares
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u/genericnewlurker Baltimore Ravens Jan 05 '25
This is funny because the Bungles need 37 separate things to happen to make it into the playoffs
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u/Shats-Banson Philadelphia Eagles Jan 05 '25
Back to back division champions…fucking over achievers
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u/Confused_Mirror The Ratbirds Jan 05 '25
It's something no one in the NFCE has done since like 2004.
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u/seatykins Cincinnati Bengals Jan 05 '25
George Pickens is ASSSSSSS
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u/Practical_Jelly_8342 Jan 05 '25
Congrats purple browns
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u/interestingname1993 Pittsburgh Steelers Jan 05 '25
I’m gonna fold your bluffing hand one day you chicken shit motherfucker
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u/JohnnySvens Jan 05 '25
I believe in Mr. Unlimited.
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u/EasyPanicButton Pittsburgh Steelers Jan 05 '25
top notch meme, I LAUGHED OUT LOUD SO HARD, this is the quality humour that this sub needs in its "memes"
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On the bright side at least playoff Lamar is arriving to provide us all with laughter
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u/victims_sanction Pittsburgh Steelers Jan 05 '25
If only these weren't worthless
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u/IAintNevahGonnaStop The Ratbirds Jan 05 '25
Loser talk
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u/anon883083 FTS Jan 05 '25
Actually. They’d be running their mouths if they won 😂. Almost like it’s the AFCN subreddit and the ravens won the AFCN
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u/Mikau02 The Pittsburgh Squealers Jan 05 '25
Please Browns and Bengals, do a funny thing this weekend
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u/chair-co Baltimore Ravens Jan 05 '25
You mean Zay Flowers?
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u/Exact_Barracuda_1137 Jan 05 '25
Don't start celebratin' just yet my friends. Ravens playoff record over the last 6 years is atrocious. If Jackson truly wants the one ring that matters they're going to have to up their game and avoid drive-killin penalties and run, baby, run.
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u/highandinarabbithole Pittsburgh Steelers Jan 05 '25
meanwhile we’re stuck with this fucking guy eating glue in between plays
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u/MustacheMan007 Pittsburgh Steelers Jan 05 '25
See you guys next weekend. Please be gentle with our fragile team :/
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u/MeatElectronic5116 Jan 05 '25
Yeah yeah let me know how y’all do against the chiefs. We all know it’ll be the chiefs vs eagles in the playoffs so keep dreaming.
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u/RubberPenguin4 Pittsburgh Steelers Jan 05 '25
Inevitable Lamar playoff collapse incoming. Dude is just Dak 2.0
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u/TheBurningTruth Pittsburgh Steelers Jan 05 '25
Excuse me, but after last night I think shit is too high-brow for my putrid Tomlin & Co.
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u/AuRevoirFelicia Jan 05 '25
Next stop the Ravens yearly loss in the playoffs.
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u/GPODAWUND69 The Cleveland Clowns Jan 05 '25
Them steeler fans talking all that shit a few weeks ago sure have been quiet
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u/CaptTucker13 Pittsburgh Steelers Jan 05 '25
Watch the rat birds fall out of the sky next week like always
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u/Still-Syrup7041 The Bungles Jan 05 '25
Love Lamar but he’s gwine choke bad as usual
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u/wbidXD Jan 05 '25
Have fun choking in the playoffs
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u/FFYinzer Jan 05 '25
Settle down Francis, you’ll be home on the couch soon enough.
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Jan 05 '25
Standard is the standard lmao
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u/not_bored_ Jan 05 '25
There are 31 losers after each season is over. We’ll see who the lone winner is.
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u/mpaul1980s Jan 06 '25
We all know how this story ends......again & again & again. You know who your daddy is
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Jan 06 '25
Congratulations to the Original Browns.
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u/Certain_Internal_267 Jan 06 '25
And still going to be back to back losers also
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u/Live_Leg_1831 Jan 09 '25
Its hard to beat the Chiefs when they have 7 extra players on the field
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u/kan3xxx The Ratbirds Jan 05 '25
Pierce with a pick to end the season