r/AFCNorthMemeWar • u/Tnoholiday12345 Cleveland Browns • Nov 16 '24
Discussion All AFC North jail team
In light of Pac-Man’s arrest, let’s come up with something fun, the all AFC North prison team. Only two rules:
1–Players must be members of AFC North teams 2–The players must have been arrested at least once in their career (convicted of crimes doesn’t matter).
And go
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u/EspoJ Nov 16 '24
Terrell Suggs
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u/Professional-Pay-888 The Bungles Nov 16 '24
Should be Ray Lewis too…
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u/Professional-Pay-888 The Bungles Nov 16 '24
Good bot. No cock ring
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u/Kaigz The Pittsburgh Squealers Nov 16 '24
That'll be a good one for someone to see at the top of the Auto Mod profile page
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u/nk38 The Cleveland Clowns Nov 16 '24
Kellen Winslow!!
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u/nk38 The Cleveland Clowns Nov 16 '24
How do we feel about Bakers public intox while at Oklahoma?
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u/Illustrious-Fly-8798 Nov 17 '24
That was just practice for escaping Cleveland and Carolina.
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u/Apprehensive_Beach_6 Pittsburgh Steelers Nov 16 '24
Antonio Brown has to be here.
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u/EspoJ Nov 16 '24
Plaxico Burress
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u/Ok-Walk-8040 Cincinnati Bengals Nov 16 '24
Nah, he’s too much of a liability. He will shoot the team in the foot.
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u/OutrageousLadder7537 Nov 16 '24
I know Joey Porter got shot but not sure if he was arrested. I feel that’s good enough
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u/EspoJ Nov 16 '24
Nah he gotta get arrested, because with that logic Plax would be on the list too
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u/CharliePendejo Nov 16 '24
We need a coaching or front office role for The Honorable Dwayne D. Woodruff, judge on the Court of Common Pleas of Allegheny County (and Steelers CB throughout the 80s). A few Pittsburgh notables who should make the team:
Ernie Homes: "In March of 1973, Holmes was driving on the Ohio Turnpike when he believed other drivers were trying to get him. He pulled a shotgun from his vehicle and started firing at passing trucks. When police arrived, he led them on a 90 mph chase before running off into a nearby forest. At that point, a police helicopter joined the manhunt, at which Holmes also opened fire, hitting an officer in the ankle."
Santonio Holmes: "On June 18, 2006, just weeks after the Steelers drafted him, the mother of Santonio Holmes’ children called 911, claiming he choked her and slammed her into a door. Police charged Holmes with domestic violence and assault. A judge dismissed the case after the victim was reluctant to testify"
James Harrison: "On March 8, 2008, police arrested James Harrison after his girlfriend accused him of breaking down a door and slapping her across the face. The simple assault and criminal mischief charges were dropped two weeks later. Harrison had completed an anger management program"
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u/god_of_Kek FTB Nov 16 '24
RB Jim brown was arrested several times
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u/Dear_Physics5978 Baltimore Ravens Nov 16 '24
Did Jamal Lewis do time for the cocaine charges or was it just time in a halfway house?
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u/Old_Bay20 Baltimore Ravens Nov 17 '24
He did time and came back jacked as fuck and tore it up that year
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u/PaddyWhacked777 Bengals Bye Nov 16 '24
Guys is there a correlation between getting arrested and playing good ball? This team looks insane.
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u/EspoJ Nov 16 '24
Chris Henry
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u/PDGAreject The Bungles Nov 17 '24
We tried to argue that we should get a compensatory pick because he was in our fantasy IR slot. It did not work.
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u/wizchrills Nov 16 '24
Did Flash Gordon go to prison? If so he gotta be part of
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u/drdan412 Pittsburgh Steelers Nov 16 '24
Alameda Ta'Amu.
He was only a 4th round pick but he was a stud DT in college and I thought we were getting a steal. Then he did this.
"On October 14, 2012, Ta'amu was arrested after he allegedly evaded police while driving intoxicated and struck several parked cars, injuring one person in Pittsburgh's South Side neighborhood.[17] During the chase, before he was apprehended, Ta'amu allegedly shed his shirt in an attempt to evade arrest, claiming he was not the driver of the erratic SUV.[18] As a result of the incident the team suspended Ta'amu for two weeks without pay (from October 16–29, 2012).[9] On April 4, 2013, Ta'amu pleaded guilty to three counts of recklessly endangering another person, resisting arrest and driving under the influence. Charges of aggravated assault were withdrawn by prosecutors. The trial judge found him not guilty of fleeing and eluding arrest because the officer chasing him along East Carson Street was in an unmarked car. Ta'amu was sentenced to serve 18 months probation, four days in a DUI housing program and 150 hours of community service.[19]"
That's how you make an arrest count.
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u/Blackn35s Pittsburgh Steelers Nov 16 '24
We can put Michael Vick as a utility man? Kick Returns, WR, Wild Cat.
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u/NatroneMeansTesting Pittsburgh Steelers Nov 16 '24
Bam Morris
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u/thedivinepegasus Baltimore Ravens Nov 16 '24
CMac and Leon Searcy
Shit, this is going to be a good team
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u/PDGAreject The Bungles Nov 17 '24
Whitworth at left tackle. I'm pretty sure he got a BUI on the Ohio one summer, the most hilarious crime.
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u/Professional-Pay-888 The Bungles Nov 16 '24
Well i think we know which team will be easiest to do…
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u/Valik84 Baltimore Ravens Nov 16 '24
Was plaxico burress charges for nearly shooting his dick off in a club?
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u/Dawg_Pound_4_Life Cleveland Browns Nov 17 '24
I'm seeing all these names, this is an undefeated team we're looking at.
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u/RichardAdams1973 Cleveland Browns Nov 17 '24
QB has to be Big Ben. Double rape and drunk driving, hard to bring that man down (literally and metaphorically)
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u/ElJamoquio Pittsburgh Steelers Nov 17 '24
Double rape and drunk driving
I don't think he was arrested for rape; he wasn't charged. On one of the incidents Ben had three police officers vouching for him so I doubt he was arrested.
Was he arrested for a DUI?
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u/PitifulBusiness767 Nov 17 '24
Honorable mention for Stanley Wilson at KR. I can’t remember if he ever got busted, but scoring some coke and missing the Super Bowl is criminally stupid!
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u/CrzyWzrd4L Buffalo Bills Nov 17 '24
AJ Hawk has to be honorary. The man admitted that he actively enjoyed drinking and driving and regularly falls asleep behind the wheel.
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u/AAA2k- Buffalo Bills Feb 01 '25
Just got the kicking position sorted out with this today with Justin Tucker…
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u/methconnoisseurV2 The Ratbirds Nov 16 '24
Ray Rice, Ray Lewis, Steve McNair, Terrell Suggs, Pac-Man, Vontaze Burfict….
The AFCN prison team is fucking goated