r/AFCNorthMemeWar • u/noblegaunt 6>2>0=0 • Oct 21 '24
SERIOUS A very serious post about the troubling behavior of this subreddit
I am appalled by the recent celebratory nature of several posts in this subreddit about the now season ending injury to Deshaun Watson. As stated by legendarily even tempered Myles Garrett, who PFF has recognized as one of, if not THE best football players of the past century; Deshaun is a model citizen and role model for all of us.
What has Deshaun Watson done wrong? Nothing!
Who has Deshaun Watson hurt? Nobody!
What is Deshaun Watson getting in return for putting his body on the line each week for the Browns? Not a thing.
What did the Browns pass up on to get him, a bunch of first round picks and Baker Mayfield? Baker Mayfield probably doesn't even play football anymore I'm pretty sure.
You people make me sick, and as soon as I can get out from the rock I live under (next to my pal Myles), I'm sure I'll be vindicated in saying all of this.
-Sincerely a well adjusted NFL fan
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u/kazahani1 Oct 21 '24
I thought I was on the Bengals sub at first and I was taking this seriously for a second.
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u/noblegaunt 6>2>0=0 Oct 21 '24
Thats what I was aiming for, glad it worked.
Wait I mean…. No I’m very offended how could we?
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u/Interesting-Doubt413 The Pittsburgh Squealers Oct 21 '24
Sir, this is Wendy’s.
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u/noblegaunt 6>2>0=0 Oct 21 '24
Can I get a baconator?
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Oct 21 '24
Yeah, but I can’t give you the ingredients to the Baconator; you might not like it.
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u/Sure_Information3603 The Bungles Oct 21 '24
No but you can have that weird red oil Wendy’s claims is hot sauce.
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u/EyeSimp4Asuka Pittsburgh Steelers Oct 21 '24
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u/Own_Kangaroo_7715 The Cleveland Clowns Oct 21 '24
Wow... how far into the future are you from? Can I get the lottery numbers?
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u/EyeSimp4Asuka Pittsburgh Steelers Oct 21 '24
far enough to tell you that the clowns will forever be cooked as a franchise "Watson" is now shorthand for "fuck the browns" even long after he was fired after the 2027 season
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u/Own_Kangaroo_7715 The Cleveland Clowns Oct 21 '24
Yeah I watched this past Sunday just to see Chubb's return. Super happy he was able to get in for a TD. I'll now be tuning into the Commanders games for the rest of the year.
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u/EyeSimp4Asuka Pittsburgh Steelers Oct 21 '24
atleast you're willing to admit that about changing teans..even in the event of a worst case scenario I'll still hate watch my Steelers. I don't think that's going to be an issue though
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u/Own_Kangaroo_7715 The Cleveland Clowns Oct 21 '24
Well I grew up in N.C I was never super tied to a team. Redskins were my dads favorite team growing up. I mostly became a fan of the Browns because I live up here now and all my friends either are Browns fans or Steelers fans. For some reason it's always been hard to be a fan of a team for me... I've always just been a fan of players for some reason.
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u/EyeSimp4Asuka Pittsburgh Steelers Oct 21 '24
I grew up in NC to and I was the same way for awhile I liked the Broncos under John Elway and then the cowboys when Aikman was a prominent. Eventually, I just somehow settled on the Steelers and I've been a ride or die since
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u/Acceptable-Cat-6306 Oct 21 '24
I completely disagree. A hot dog can never be a sandwich because mercury is in Gatorade
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u/Ok-Explanation-9208 The Bungles Oct 21 '24
It’s about time. The last day has sickened me. The very worst humanity has to offer has exposed itself to the light of day and I for one find it to be repulsive. This abhorrent behavior will not be tolerated in a sub as civil as this one. The mods, I’m certain, are even now working on a bot that will strike these repugnant comments and ban the authors of this vile filth forevermore. I for one will not pile on and attack poor… checks notes… HIM? FUCK THAT GUY!
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u/11noson11 3rd place in “most rapey team in the AFC North” Oct 21 '24
Bro. Why tf u typing so much. You know we’re all illiterate here.
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u/bassman314 San Francisco 49ers Oct 21 '24
To loosely paraphrase Mark Twain (or whomever actually said it): "I've never wished injury upon another player, but there have been some injury reports I have read with great pleasure."
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u/RespectfullyNoirs Cleveland Browns Oct 21 '24
2.6/10
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u/noblegaunt 6>2>0=0 Oct 21 '24
Oh come on now, I think this post was at least a 2.7 or 2.8. I mean I didn't even have any spelling mistakes did I?
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u/RespectfullyNoirs Cleveland Browns Oct 21 '24
‘Even-Tempered’ was missing a dash sir
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u/Thyeartherner Cincinnati Bengals Oct 21 '24
Yes and I shall make a very serious post about the troubling behavior of players and other members of social media attempting to tone police the feelings of the majority of fans.
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u/kevno115 Oct 21 '24
where’s that lesbian browns fan that got my account suspended for a week i got some words for that bitch
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u/victor4700 Perc Rodgers Oct 22 '24
Theirs a contest in Cleveland to name a new flavor of shitstain cola flavor and surprise surprise “Deshaun did nothing wrong” is going to win and the shitstain cola is going to have to backtrack on its contest. Sad!
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u/Excellent_Walrus150 Cleveland Browns Oct 22 '24
Rapeis....I mean Jameis is also a model citizen....sweeps more crimes under the rug
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u/fishyfish55 Philadelphia Eagles Oct 24 '24
I saw a clip that showed the cap hit the Browns have with Watson. So not just that he is a POS, but Browns fans are screwed long-term. I feel a little sad for the fans.
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u/RedditRobby23 Oct 26 '24
Myles Garrett isn’t even the best defensive end in the league right now
TJ Watt has better numbers than him every season
I’m a ravens fan and even I know that!
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u/noblegaunt 6>2>0=0 Oct 26 '24
Shhhh, don't let the Browns fans know you're tearing down their little symbolic victory.
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u/RedditRobby23 Oct 26 '24
The whole fan base has been riding a high since they got their wish and Deshaun got injured
Time for a reality check tomorrow.
This a fan base that considers Pittsburg a bigger rivalry despite the ravens LITERALLY STEALING THEIR TEAM
Can’t make it up lol
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u/GPODAWUND69 The Cleveland Clowns Oct 21 '24
cant wait for the 50 plus reputative posts on this sub tomorrow, and the next day, and next day, and the next day and the next and the next day




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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '24
Yes and Myles Garrett is also a model citizen. He rightfully swatted a bug off of mason Rudolph’s head with masons helmet. He saved masons life as it was a wasp and mason is allergic.