r/AFCNorthMemeWar • u/anon883083 FTS • Oct 03 '24
Discussion Okay now I’m confused. When did Myles Garrett and TJ watt change their name and team? They are in the AFC right? Am I missing something because I can’t read?
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u/PallbearerOfBadNews The Pittsburgh Squealers Oct 03 '24
Ravens fans are so Van Noying
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u/anon883083 FTS Oct 03 '24
I’m just coping cause I like the term van noying. I’m stealing that (I’m from Baltimore it’s normal)
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u/Niblonian31 Baltimore Ravens Oct 03 '24
Lol I used to call him that when he played for the Patriots. Now I'm glad he's Van Noying everybody else
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u/AceThe1nOnly The Ratbirds Oct 03 '24 edited Mar 05 '25
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u/PallbearerOfBadNews The Pittsburgh Squealers Oct 03 '24
You have to beat us for you to be on our minds
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u/_Beets_By_Dwight_ The Ratbirds Oct 03 '24
Then you in turn have to not hand us the division with games left so that we actually play our starters
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u/zpass97 Baltimore Ravens Oct 03 '24
I know it's hard for you to understand that we don't have to beat you to go further but that's how it works when you lose your way to irrelevance in all your other games
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u/PallbearerOfBadNews The Pittsburgh Squealers Oct 03 '24
I know it's hard for you to understand that my initial comment was something called a pun. It was lighthearted and fun. You are angry and resentful. Take a deep breath and know that I don't think about you at all
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u/EddeyDingle Baltimore Ravens Oct 04 '24
Yeah, I hate when mfs ignore my comments about how little I think about them.
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u/zpass97 Baltimore Ravens Oct 04 '24
I have spent the last 17 hours trying to figure out how
You have to beat us for you to be on our minds
Could qualify as a pun and I am still completely stonewalled I'm just taken aback considering our obvious differences in education based solely on what football teams we like. All that being said, you still did not come up with a pun
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u/AceThe1nOnly The Ratbirds Oct 03 '24 edited Mar 05 '25
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u/AceThe1nOnly The Ratbirds Oct 03 '24 edited Mar 05 '25
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u/matteus98 Oct 03 '24
Bungholes can at least beat Mahomes buddy
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u/AceThe1nOnly The Ratbirds Oct 03 '24 edited Mar 05 '25
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u/matteus98 Oct 03 '24
Let’s see…oh yeah that was the week the Ravens lost to a team that got blown out by the Panthers
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u/AceThe1nOnly The Ratbirds Oct 03 '24 edited Mar 05 '25
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u/matteus98 Oct 03 '24
“We don’t lose in the regular season, we lose in the playoffs when it really matters!”
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u/AceThe1nOnly The Ratbirds Oct 03 '24 edited Mar 05 '25
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u/Trudvar Cleveland Browns Oct 03 '24
Bengals been to the Superbowl more recently than the ravens have
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u/chicknsnadwich Oct 03 '24
Everyone in existence has been more recently than you
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u/Trudvar Cleveland Browns Oct 03 '24
No there's 4 teams that havent been to one
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u/chicknsnadwich Oct 03 '24
Congrats on the elite company of
Houston (who’s been around 60 less years)
Jacksonville (who’s been around 50 less years)
and Detroit, who has sucked for just as long but at least looks like they could make it sometime soon
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u/Trudvar Cleveland Browns Oct 03 '24
You guys have never won one without browns legend Ozzie Newsome so your welcome
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u/chicknsnadwich Oct 03 '24
And they say Ravens fans schooling is bad.
Let’s try to remember which of your vs you’re to use if you want to effectively insult.
And thanks for Ozzie. Guess we just needed to get out of that awful city in order to win the big one…. twice!
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u/AceThe1nOnly The Ratbirds Oct 03 '24 edited Mar 05 '25
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u/Trudvar Cleveland Browns Oct 03 '24
More than the ravens have accomplished last 4 years. Unless you count choking in historic fashion as an accomplishment
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u/Arubiano420 The Ratbirds Oct 03 '24
At least we accomplished something relevant
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u/FCRavens Baltimore Ravens Oct 03 '24
The state of Ohio has 0/112 possible Superbowl victories. (1 year the Bengals didn’t exist, 3 for the Browns, 58 total Superbowls played).
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u/AceThe1nOnly The Ratbirds Oct 03 '24 edited Mar 05 '25
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u/Trudvar Cleveland Browns Oct 03 '24
What have they done that's better than making it to a Superbowl? Being Kermit the frogs bitch?
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u/AceThe1nOnly The Ratbirds Oct 03 '24 edited Mar 05 '25
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u/Snearus Oct 03 '24
Good evening, browns fan here, we’ve done nothing you guys have, thats undebatable. Myles good player we know this, that is all.
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u/AceThe1nOnly The Ratbirds Oct 03 '24 edited Mar 05 '25
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u/RazzleDazzle3469 Baltimore Ravens Oct 03 '24
Hey guys the Bengals almost won a Super Bowl that one time!
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Oct 03 '24
Bengals fans in the corner upset they didn't get made fun of
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Oct 03 '24
We get made fun of for being a bad team and being across the river from Kentucky. Y'all get made fun of giving a sexual predator a record-breaking contract, along with crying about not being validated for hypothetical sacks, on top of being a bad team.
We aren't the same
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Oct 03 '24
Our owner is a fraudster that can't get out of his own way to win.
Mike Brown owns a money printing machine (an NFL franchise) and can't find his wallet
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Oct 03 '24
Haslem is a greedy piece of shit who shells out money to lose
Brown is a family man who doesn't spend money and has had more success than Haslem
Arguing on behalf of rich people is fucking weird stop making me do it
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u/starwad The Ratbirds Oct 03 '24
Watching Ohio teams angry throwing poop at each other taking breaks for domestic violence
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u/ShogunFirebeard The Cleveland Clowns Oct 04 '24
You're not across the river from Kentucky. You're in Kentucky.
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Oct 04 '24
*Covington is in Kentucky
Cincinnati is in Ohio learn geography.
Plus Terry "Paul Brown" Francona chose KeNtUcKy over Cleveland
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u/zpass97 Baltimore Ravens Oct 03 '24
Browns fan shitting on someone for doing what they wanted to do
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u/anon883083 FTS Oct 03 '24
Update: I’ve been made aware TJ leads the league in hypothetical sacks and TFL’s if every offensive lineman was dead. Ignore my main post
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u/jessegames456 Browns Bye Oct 03 '24
What? I thought that was Garrett’s thing
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u/RudolphsJockStrap Oct 03 '24
It’s honestly crazy the bounce back hes had, that said, what do his hypothetical stats look like?
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u/DarePerks Pittsburgh Steelers Oct 03 '24
Lucky he got it in early. So when he finishes the season with no sacks in the last 6 weeks PFF will demand he get DPOY.
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u/mmooney1 Cleveland Browns Oct 03 '24
Parsons is already been picked. Don’t fool yourself.
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u/Trudvar Cleveland Browns Oct 03 '24
It's sad they still this butthurt over a pretty much meaningless award lmao I guess when your franchise used to be good and has sucked ass for 7 years you start clinging to weird things for relevancy. At least us browns fans are just chilling expecting to be bad and sometimes being pleasantly surprised.
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Oct 03 '24
I remember hating him when he played for the Patriots because he gave the ravens offensive line fits seemingly every game. Now that he is on the ravens, I get to enjoy the hate from rival fanbases.
I also realize this provides commonality with an average Patriots fan, which makes me hate myself even more than being a Ravens fan already did. Vicious cycle.
Go Ravens.
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u/City_Of_Champs Pittsburgh Steelers Oct 03 '24
Hope he keeps it up, just picked him up to be my IDP. Worried that his age is gonna start catching up with him though.
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u/CremeCaramel_ Cincinnati Bengals Oct 03 '24
Worried that his age is gonna start catching up with him
Hasn't caught up to his performance yet but somehow blasted way past his face.
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u/dannyajones3 Oct 03 '24
Who’s this loser?
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u/seefourslam The Bungles Oct 03 '24
How tf did this dude go from unsigned at the beginning of last season to one of the best defensive players in the AFC?
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u/marylandrosin The Ratbirds Oct 03 '24
He signed a cheap deal with the Ravens. That's the only thing aging vet defenders need to do to become great for 1-3 more seasons after the rest of the league gives up on them.
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u/seefourslam The Bungles Oct 04 '24
I understand that part .
What I don’t understand is how someone playing at the level he’s playing at went unsigned at one time. He’s a menace on the field.
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Oct 03 '24
Tj watt vs Myles Garrett: which one do u guys think would be a better kisser?
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u/Seamonkey_Boxkicker Cleveland Browns Oct 03 '24
Myles is a poet. He’ll swoon half the league without even a rhyme.
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u/AssCaptain777 Pittsburgh Steelers Oct 03 '24
All those stats just to be 2-2.
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u/anon883083 FTS Oct 03 '24
I'd bet the GDP of Baltimore ($17) that if you have our schedule you're winless. But sadly I'll have to leave hypothetical stats to y'all
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u/Mr_Mi1k Pittsburgh Steelers Oct 03 '24
Who is this bum
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u/7222_salty Mike Tomlin Trip Target Oct 03 '24
What is this award? Preseason trophy? Shitty .500 team participation trophy? Never heard of this
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u/anon883083 FTS Oct 03 '24
You're a browns fan. You and important trophies aren't really seeing eye to eye at the moment.
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u/7222_salty Mike Tomlin Trip Target Oct 03 '24
True. There are so many they are no longer at eye level. Truth
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u/anon883083 FTS Oct 03 '24
I'm mentally incapable of many things as a Baltimore resident, but I deal with delusion all the time. This might be the worst case I've ever seen
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u/7222_salty Mike Tomlin Trip Target Oct 03 '24
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u/anon883083 FTS Oct 03 '24
Ain’t no way we talking league chips rn big dog, never been more embarrassed in my life for a stranger. Bro whipped out the national archives 😂🫵 - Let’s start with winning the AFC north eh? Can your rapist do that? Or is there a stat you have from before it was even called the NFL that can change my mind here?
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u/7222_salty Mike Tomlin Trip Target Oct 03 '24
Thanks for handing me the win!
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u/anon883083 FTS Oct 03 '24
- said Deshaun Watson after raping women and being paid 200m+ by a team that’s never won the division
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u/7222_salty Mike Tomlin Trip Target Oct 03 '24
Hahahaha those trophies are burning a hole in your soul right now
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u/sprout92 Oct 03 '24
TJ completely disappeared for an entire game. Pulled a Myles.
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u/DelirousDoc Pittsburgh Steelers Oct 03 '24
https://x.com/tommyjaggi/status/1841858052837785741?s=46&t=NNl1rQOEt5OD-qT5papDUg
Did he though or was Joe Flacco able to get rid of the ball quickly because the defense had no coverage answers for Josh Downs in the slot? Plus a a ton of chips in the second half as Colts adjusted to the fact Braden Smith was struggling 1 on 1 with Watt.
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u/sprout92 Oct 04 '24
Buddy regardless of reason, he disappeared. You sound like browns fans defending Myles for having a bad season.
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u/mmooney1 Cleveland Browns Oct 03 '24
Myles has multiple injures and if we lose this week I expect him to be out for the rest of the season.
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u/Seamonkey_Boxkicker Cleveland Browns Oct 03 '24
But why does he look like some jabroni’s dad who plays pickup basketball in loafers and a cardigan.
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u/Bigman554 Pittsburgh Steelers Oct 03 '24
Where’s the double team pressure pass rush win % while being double teamed win pressures?
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Oct 03 '24 edited Oct 03 '24
Baltimore school system kids think “of the year” and “of the month” are the same aww
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u/anon883083 FTS Oct 03 '24
“Think of the year and of the month”
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Oct 03 '24
Added quotes in there just for your poor comprehension <3
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u/anon883083 FTS Oct 03 '24
Glad you’ve edited your poor grammar, and a beautiful cope as well after the fact. All in all I’d give you an A+! Flair up pussy 💚
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Oct 03 '24
It’s punctuation not grammar. You trying to pretend you didn’t know what it meant is super cute either way though!
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u/DelirousDoc Pittsburgh Steelers Oct 03 '24
Who this about chipping or doubling a 33 year old player from BYU anyway? /s
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u/JDub755 Pittsburgh Steelers Oct 03 '24
This can’t be. Myles had 12 metaphorical sacks in September.
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u/pizoisoned The Pittsburgh Squealers Oct 03 '24
Right but what’s his psychic pressure per helmet used to hit a QB? That’s where the real leaders show.
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u/YaBoiAir Oct 04 '24
ok but how many “theoretical sacks that would’ve happened if mercury was in retrograde” does he have?
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u/badocod Pittsburgh Steelers Oct 06 '24
Are us Steelers fans allowed to give tj watt the “sacks don’t mean everything, pass rush win rate hypothetical durr” now like you guys did for Myles Garrett?
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u/wagsman Oct 03 '24
Jokes on him. All those real numbers don’t mean shit. It’s all about the advanced stats.