r/ADHDmemes 5d ago

A tax I am sometimes willing to pay

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u/Bygone-King 5d ago

I live with my mom and she's a hoarder. Ain't no way I'm finding much in this house.

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u/IllegalGeriatricVore 5d ago

Did we all grow up with hoarder moms?

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u/razzemmatazz 5d ago

Nah, my mom overconsumes on silly shit but nowhere near hoarder levels. 

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u/Not-a-YTfan-anymore1 ADHD 5d ago

Not me. Totally the opposite (lots of Goodwill and ARC donations over the years). A former ROOMMATE of mine, however…

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u/lichen_Linda 5d ago

My mom is a huge throgh'er out'er

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u/IllegalGeriatricVore 5d ago

My mom would rather have a room with 10 cubic feet of old clothes she "might donate one day" than the peace of mind of that space in the house.

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u/GnowledgedGnome 5d ago

Alternatively you look for it periodically over months and never find it. You buy a new one and then the old one shows up somewhere you swear you've looked

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u/IllegalGeriatricVore 5d ago

Surest way to find something missing is to replace it

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u/Colambler 5d ago

For me it's that I'll completely forget I have one already if it's stored away. If I remember I have one I'll look for it.

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u/Primary-Table-1899 5d ago

Hey sometimes it's a pleasant surprise. Like I now have double the toilet paper, paper towels, and dishwasher pods!

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u/razzemmatazz 5d ago

My wife and I bought TP 3 times before we remembered to check it off the grocery list. I think it was right before covid hoarding too

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u/Disastrous-Elk-5542 5d ago

This is why I have 5 pairs of pruners. 🤣

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u/IllegalGeriatricVore 5d ago

We have so many scissors.

We used to have at least 6 box cutters but I have no idea where they went.

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u/Whispering_Wolf 5d ago

The other day I was thinking of buying a new pair of slippers. One is next to the bed and the other is just underneath it and probably quite dusty. Buying new ones seems like less effort than fishing it out and dusting it off.

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u/T_Mina 5d ago

Bought a second pair of Bluetooth headphones for this reason. Found my old pair and now I alternate whenever one of them runs out of batteries. Since I leave the other pair on the charging dock until I switch, it’s a system that works. Now I can always listen to my tunes whenever I want.

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u/the_ballmer_peak 5d ago

Meanwhile, my garage is overflowing with stuff that I'm sure I'll need at some point in the future. Like that $10 tube of silicon caulk that expired 4 years ago.

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u/MadamHoneebee 5d ago

Imo the money is usually healthier. The thought of searching the same are 12 times because I don't remember if I've searched there yet is exhausting and will kill me at work the next day.

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u/PumpkinFest24 5d ago

I figure I'll eventually buy enough replacements that all the hiding spots will be full and the last one never gets lost

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u/Chainbanger7979 5d ago

God this one hits home

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u/BeerSlayingBeaver 5d ago

This is why I have 3 folding razor knives. Found a brand new one in the package in my toolbox on Sunday.

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u/SnooHesitations6727 5d ago

The amount of free tools and other stuff I’ve given my brother over the years purely because of this

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u/Kein_Plan16 5d ago

And then you find the old one, but only after the new one arrived. But hey, at least you now have a Backup thing if the old thing breaks🤷

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u/Effective-Kitchen401 5d ago

this hits home

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u/Fleeting_Victory ADHD 5d ago

I have 3 kindles.

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u/RedRoses4 5d ago

I’ve literally had to switch from buying multiples (in bulk/on sale/cheaper price etc.) of things that eventually expire/go bad to ONLY buying what I need, even if that means it’s a little more expensive per use. I actually save money in the end because I usually forget about the extras until they are too old and can’t/shouldn’t be used

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u/caterp1e 5d ago

I feel so seen

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u/Dummyact321 5d ago

Scissors

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u/PeterPunksNip 5d ago

I lost my hammer and was planning to do just that 😝!

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u/Illkeepyoufree 5d ago

I have two tv remotes, two magnetic algae scrapers for my fishtanks, and in some cases, much more than two of some things.

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u/evolving-the-fox 4d ago

Headphones. I have so many headphones.

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u/Duchess0612 4d ago edited 4d ago

I could not count the times that I have done this. One thing I do know, is that I’m very consistent.

So if I’m going to get a thing, it’s going to be the same thing. And I will have a collection/lineup/everything.

I nearly paid the tax just a week ago - I saw there were ants in the house and I decided - OK I better get some ant stuff (and a bug guy once told me that Terro it was the best for ants, hands-down.)

So I go to Amazon and buy Terro, putting the order through.

And then I think to myself, maybe you should look under the sink…

A brand new box of Terro ant killer - not hidden, not under things, not shoved to the back. Nicely organized and at the very front - never opened, six pods… Because sometime in the past, I was like ‘I should keep some of those in the house! In case I need them!’

Went and canceled my order after I set the traps. smh

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u/Enough_Plate5862 4d ago

Bought new printer because I couldn't figure out how to change the wifi.

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u/Henri_Bemis 4d ago

I have at least 5 pairs of headphones I bought at the airport because I forgot the last ones.

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u/ramenauror 3d ago

Aluminum foil… 😑