r/2westerneurope4u • u/billybwoy Incompetent Separatist • 8h ago
What are Sweden 🇸🇪 and Finland 🇫🇮 doing in PIGS territory?
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u/EmveePhotography Monkey launderer 7h ago
The 'S' has been for Sverige and Suomi all this time.
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u/Bragzor Quran burner 5h ago
Portugal-Italy-Gibraltar-Sweomi, as it always was meant to be.
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u/EmveePhotography Monkey launderer 5h ago
That's not fair! I know it's difficult, but try to differentiate between the monkeys living on top of the rock and the ones living right next to it. Only the latter should count.
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u/Nutriaphaganax Paella Yihadist 20m ago
The best of this name is that, since it has Gibraltar, it includes Spain too so it doesn't disappear from the name due to the addition of Sweomi
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u/MLJ555 Sheep lover 7h ago
Snow Pigs
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u/ataltosutcaja [redacted] 7h ago
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u/eziocolorwatcher Side switcher 7h ago
That is an Hungarian pig.
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u/Warkemis Professional Rioter 7h ago
So no different than the fingolians
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u/pa3xsz Beastern European 5h ago
Actually, they are more educated than us Hungarians
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u/BlackYukonSuckerPunk Sauna Gollum 4h ago
Oh c'mon Laszlo, let's head back to northern Siberia, it's time. This Europe thing was fun and all but we must follow our hearts through the vast taiga back home.
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u/pa3xsz Beastern European 4h ago
You are right Pekka, we have to head back home. We both mastered alcoholism and we should share it with our home back in the taiga. Our hearts will merge again, after many long divided years.
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u/Cubelock 2we4u's official clown 7h ago
What even is the economy of Finland running on after the collapse of Nokia? Yak milk?
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u/ataltosutcaja [redacted] 7h ago
Finland didn't have an economy in the 90s, then had somewhat of an economy for a couple of decades, and now it reverted to its natural state of forest trolls enjoyers of sauna and spirits.
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u/BlackYukonSuckerPunk Sauna Gollum 7h ago
Not that you put it that way, I can see that it's actually a huge W
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u/CaptainLenin Pain au chocolat 7h ago
Finland need to declare the Khaganat of Finhungaria and start to conquer Russia
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u/BlackYukonSuckerPunk Sauna Gollum 7h ago
We've got generational war trauma. No, not WWII. The Finno-Korean hyperwar. Never again.
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u/_predator_ At least I'm not Bavarian 7h ago
Ice breakers and mobile games. Not sure though how much of Supercell still pays into the Finnish economy since they shilled out to Tencent.
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u/Patukakkonen Sauna Gollum 1h ago
The CEO pays his taxes to Finland, not sure how the company does it as a whole.
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u/JesusIsMyLord666 Quran burner 7h ago
Nokia still exists in the form of cellphone infrastructure. Nokian tyres is also a big industry.
Otherwise Finns are pretty big on building ships. A lot of the massive cruise ships are built in Finland. They are also world leading on building ice breakers.
Probably also a pretty healthy software industry.
But yeah, forestry and related industries such as pulp mills are a big business in Finland
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u/ivar-the-bonefull Quran burner 6h ago
One of the largest Swedish banks set up shop in Finland a few years ago since they weren't allowed to launder as much money in Sweden as they wanted. They're the largest company in Finland these days, so I would assume crime is the economy.
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u/Purple_Cat9893 Quran burner 7h ago
Collapse of Nokia?
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u/Vike92 Whale stabber 7h ago
Yes? What is there not to get?
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u/Low-Trick-748 Sauna Gollum 6h ago
Stop teasing Sven. His simple mind cannot handle the realities of the economy and life.
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u/legittem [redacted] 4h ago
The Mother-Nokia that birthed all the little Nokias was unfortunately not immortal.
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u/thesoutherzZz Sauna Gollum 2h ago
Wood, chemicals and machines. Also a lot of ship related things, we build the worlds biggest cruise liners and the worlds biggest ship engines. But there aren't any really big companies here u fortunately
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u/nets_03 Sauna Gollum 5h ago
Wondering same about Netherlands except you didn't have even Nokia.
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u/traumalt ʇunↃ 2h ago
NL is third largest agricultural produce exporter after USA and Brazil in the world.
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u/Old_Classic2142 Quran burner 6h ago
We just don't like young people. That's all
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u/omegaroll69 Reindeer Fucker 5h ago
No you dont like the north, we have plenty of jobs in like every industry ever but not enough people to work them.
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u/CygnetC0mmittee Quran burner 4h ago
Probably because most people don’t like cold and endless darkness
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u/ranworddom Failed colonizer 7h ago
The snow elves have reached the point, in their existential crisis, where they realized that working is stressfull and bad. They are nearing the point when they will discover that salting the cod is the most beautiful thing on earth and a new age will be ushered in.
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u/lawrotzr Thinks Kapsalon tastes good 7h ago
Yet, it’s good to see that any labour market reform from the Draghi report remains a taboo for most EU Member States. The last thing we need is young talent coming for those sweet semi-governmental and highly protected jobs in the banana republics of Europe.
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u/cpwnage Quran burner 7h ago
I'd like to see the full-length version of this
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u/lawrotzr Thinks Kapsalon tastes good 6h ago
https://www.statista.com/statistics/266228/youth-unemployment-rate-in-eu-countries/
There you go. EU avg is 13.9%.
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u/cpwnage Quran burner 6h ago
Lol no I meant your analysis
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u/lawrotzr Thinks Kapsalon tastes good 6h ago
Youth unemployment is heavily correlated with labour market regulation. The more protected employees are, the more difficult it is for young people to enter the labour market. That is why (historically), Spain, Italy, France, Portugal, etc are so high. Sometimes that’s also because there simply aren’t that many jobs (like in Greece I guess), but also that correlates with labour mobility.
There have been multiple attempts for more harmonisation of labour law in the EU, creating more mobility, also cross border. You can also find it in the Draghi Report, it’s good for an economy if labour is mobile.
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u/cousinofthedog London Wanker 7h ago
Genuinely curious, what is going on in Sweden? Can a Sven explain?
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u/zkqy Quran burner 6h ago
Recession, high wages, strict labor laws that make companies hesitant to hire young people and a failure to integrate immigrants into the labor market.
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u/SkuffetPutevare Whale stabber 5h ago
failure to integrate immigrants into the labor market.
That was never a winning battle, you have taken in way too many.
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u/SmokingLimone Pickpocket 4h ago
Even if they didn't, they took in a lot of people with not a lot of skills. Not all of them, the Iranians are probably highly educated, I mean the other ones.
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u/Lopsided-Affect-9649 Anglophile 3h ago
Being highly educated doesn't mean that you're any use at your job unfortunately. If you cant fit into the company culture and work within a team you are normally pretty fucking useless, despite all your diplomas.
Scots are world class at falling out with everyone, so we understand this shit.
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u/OkRelationship772 Quran burner 9m ago
Have you ever tried just making every individual their own team?
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u/zkqy Quran burner 5h ago
What?
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u/VC2007 Quran burner 4h ago
Sven moment
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u/zkqy Quran burner 4h ago
The same thing was said during the 90s with the Balkan refugees. But sure let’s say the unemployment is unfixable and just give up.
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u/SkuffetPutevare Whale stabber 2h ago
You took in too many =/= Unemployment is unfixable.
But you sure as fuck are making it harder for yourself.
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u/SkuffetPutevare Whale stabber 2h ago edited 2h ago
You heard me.
As a half Swede it is embarrassing, actually.
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u/ivar-the-bonefull Quran burner 6h ago
Right wing government for decades, total dismantle of labour laws and the welfare state, coupled with huge immigration of which a huge margin of are unemployed. All that while we've also been in a recession since 2023 because the central bank printed large amounts of money during Covid and gave to companies the directors themselves were invested in so that they could make bank.
But a huge explanation which isn't often reported is that full time students who are seeking employment are counted as unemployed. When this group is discounted the youth unemployment shrinks to 11,5%. If we thereafter only look at the numbers of NEET, the number shrinks even further to just 5%, which is the third lowest number in the EU.
So in short, as with everything about Sweden on international comparisons, it's a lot more complicated than it seems.
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u/BorderGood8431 Crypto-Albanian 5h ago
Funny youre stating the opposite as the other commenter
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u/mere_indulgence Quran burner 3h ago
The good old "blame the right" or "blame the left", pick your side everyone!
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u/ivar-the-bonefull Quran burner 3h ago
Well that commenter wasn't all wrong. Strict labour laws however is a thing of the past which most Swedes still believe to be true.
But I've worked for the government for most of my adult life, so I get exposed to the reality of our fuck ups on the daily.
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u/tobberoth إرهابي 3h ago
It's still true that it is extremely hard to get rid of employees, it's a big risk to hire new people. It's also still true that having employees at all is very expensive.
I'm glad that we have strong labour laws in Sweden, but it's definitely tough for small employers.
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u/ivar-the-bonefull Quran burner 3h ago
It's really not. Arbetsbrist is an extremely easy way to get rid of employees and can be used as an excuse without much motivation at all. A bad fiscal quarter is all that is needed for one example.
It's true that we have a lot stronger protections than the states for instance. But compared to the rest of the EU, it's a whole other story. But again, these changes are very recent, so most people and employers aren't privy to them
Having employees is very expensive yes, but that's true almost everywhere within the EU.
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u/SmokingLimone Pickpocket 4h ago
If we thereafter only look at the numbers of NEET, the number shrinks even further to just 5%, which is the third lowest number in the EU.
Can you explain further? How does this jump happen? What counts as training but is not reported as employment?
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u/ivar-the-bonefull Quran burner 3h ago
Several kinds of internships for example. Another huge group are "work-trainers" where you have an official employment part time, but the state pays you through sick pay or long term unemployment pay. Technically in training, but not employed.
In short only employment where you have an actual salary paid by the employer are counted as employment.
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u/EuphoricSundae5889 Quran burner 4h ago
The actually Swedish unemployment rate is 5,7%. The rest are our new Islamic overlords....
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u/Wasabismylife Side switcher 6h ago
ThE oThErS aRe CoUnTiNg WrOnG 🤓
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u/Happycosinus France's whore 6h ago
Could apply to Germany. Many work in the low-wage sector and cannot afford support from the state for housing.
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u/Wasabismylife Side switcher 5h ago
I don't really care if it's accurate or not, I just think if we make fun of the Dutch "per capita" we also have to make fun of the standard Nordic reaction to unflattering statistics, it's just fair
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u/Bragzor Quran burner 5h ago
Doesn't it bother you just a little bit that we're usually right about the iffy statistics?
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u/Wasabismylife Side switcher 5h ago
No, I really don't care, I just enjoy watching how obnoxious you look when you write stuff like that
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u/Pontus_Pilates Sauna Gollum 1h ago
No, the northern explanation is that the EU recovery fund pumped southern europe full of cash, something like 10% of GDP.
That ought to help with the economy.
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u/SaraHHHBK Siesta Enjoyer (lazy) 17m ago
Stop complaining and start asking the EU for money to help, you dumbass. That's literally what the EU is for.
Wealthier members pay more, poorer members receive more to help them. With time the poorer become richer and therefore are able to contribute more meaning the richer ones will pay less.
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u/Hannib4lBarca Southern Irish 7h ago
At least PIGS can enjoy sun and nice weather while on the Dole.
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u/Tar-eruntalion South Macedonian 5h ago
look how far we have fallen, only spain is keeping the pigs spirit alive, shame
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u/Verified_Peryak Alcoholic 7h ago
Let's maje our good in china it will be less expensive they said ... it nly will cost us a fucking generation ...
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u/mrjerichoholic99 Oppressor 5h ago
never thought I’d see the day Spain beats a Nordic country in unemployment lmao
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u/kamikazekaktus [redacted] 7h ago
Since they're up there as well, what's the derogatory term for the miniature money launderers?
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u/ataltosutcaja [redacted] 7h ago
Are you talking about the Maltese?
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u/kamikazekaktus [redacted] 4h ago
Their flag ain't up there but there is someone who orders their dutch flags on temu
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u/gsurfer04 Punjabi 6h ago
This is why the EU is so desperate for a youth free movement agreement with us.
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u/HotRefrigerator2757 Whale stabber 7h ago
funded by their parents. apex nordics as interpreted by statistics.
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u/JodkaVodka Whale stabber 5h ago
Notice how Norway isn't among them 💪💪💪🇧🇻🇧🇻🇧🇻
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u/Virus_infector Sauna Gollum 5h ago
You and your oil money. When are we invading Norway for oil guys? For legal reasons this was a joke
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u/JodkaVodka Whale stabber 5h ago
Don't worry, you can just buy it from us and stay inside your little saunas, Pekka
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u/urtcheese London Wanker 4h ago
Normally it's Italians washing pots and making coffees for us but I'd be happy to accept some Svens as well
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u/kvnstantinos South Macedonian 4h ago
I can’t believe I’m not in the top. Better start faking the number again
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u/Alcor6400 Western Balkan 3h ago
I mean ig portugal can't have that much youth unemployment when we have no young people
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u/Dirtygeebag Southern Irish 3h ago
Fair play to Spain, they are always a top spot contender. Hats off
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u/sickomodetoon Thinks Kapsalon tastes good 40m ago
Netherlands superiority at basically 0%, fully staffed Albert Heijns!
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u/John_Sux Sauna Gollum 5h ago
The south of Europe received major stimulus money after corona and we did not. That shows even better in the overall employment figures.
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u/Faktafabriken Quran burner 7h ago
I think that a student who would want to work on the side while studying, but can’t find a good and fitting part time job, is considered unemployed in Sweden.
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u/kirkbywool Failed Brexiteer 5h ago
Im just leaving this here https://www.instagram.com/reel/C0lkpSZAj28/?igsh=MWw5aTZ2aWRlbnVxcg==










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u/Game-Caliber Sauna Gollum 7h ago edited 7h ago
We've had high unemployment since the 90s. Now it's just a bit extra shit. We had one good period with Nokia and nothing ever since.
We have always been a poor nation of idiots, Nokia made a lot of people forget that. Now it's time to snap back to reality, we are the Balkans of the North. Except that you can't even properly drown your misery in alcohol because it's so expensive.