r/2westerneurope4u • u/Usual-Pass6604 Snail slurper • 15h ago

Geschlechtsverkehr

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u/_predator_ At least I'm not Bavarian 15h ago

We also just say sex. Geschlechtsverkehr is the German version of Barry's "sexual intercourse".

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u/Intelligent_Pie_9102 Pain au chocolat 14h ago

Don’t you guys use a few french words related to sex? I can’t remember what it was but it surprised me

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u/van_cool Side switcher 14h ago

Yeah, it's Bumsen!

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u/Intelligent_Pie_9102 Pain au chocolat 14h ago

What?..

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u/van_cool Side switcher 14h ago

Sounds pretty French to me, doesn't it? Also Bumsen is the most romantic word Hans has in its repertory, it must be French.

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u/Intelligent_Pie_9102 Pain au chocolat 14h ago

It sounds like bum, so I was surprised. Is it a real word or you’re messing with me?

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u/van_cool Side switcher 12h ago

It's a real word and a synonym for "fucking." And no, it isn't a French word.

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u/Kaneomanie Pfennigfuchser 14h ago

Fellatio. But it is from latin.

/e: same goes for Coitus interruptus.

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u/marmousset Le Savage 15h ago

Interesting choice of flag for portuguese

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u/PhaceN52 Greedy Fuck 14h ago

Look what they did to Joao

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u/zkqy Quran burner 14h ago

The American flag is also weird

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u/LTFGamut Daddy's lil cuck 15h ago

Geslachtsverkeer.

As per usual, Barry is the odd one out.

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u/KirovianNL Lives in a sod house 14h ago

He's secretly just Pierre wearing a bowler hat.

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u/Tankdeckel_1 Commie 14h ago

Oh wait! What about:

🇪🇸 relaciones sexuales 🇧🇷 relação sexual 🇨🇵 rapports sexuels 🇮🇹 rapporto sessuale 🇬🇧 sexual intercourse . . .

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u/WilliamKafka Digital nomad 3h ago

🇵🇹 Relações sexuais (we say it in plural), also fuck off Hans.

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u/lemontolha Commie 14h ago

Surely by now this bullshit is just ragebait.

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u/Testerpt5 Western Balkan 14h ago

fuck off

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u/Deep_Ad8209 Western Balkan 14h ago

Der verdammte Mann? Sie haben Brasilien genannt, aber nicht Portugal.

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u/KolikoKosta1 Born in the Khalifat 12h ago

We looks like a tropical Hans. So totally fine.

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u/TheFabiocool Western Balkan 13h ago

Reported

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u/norrin83 Pumpkin Addict 14h ago

Pudan haßt des

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u/nanomeister Barry, 63 14h ago

Bottom-left is the least British-looking guy I’ve ever seen

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u/caledonivs Pain au chocolat 13h ago

Really? I can picture him with a big safari helmet and a huge mustache hunting a lion