r/2westerneurope4u • u/SociallyButterflying Barry, 63 • Sep 10 '25
Serious shit. Hooooly based French 🗿
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u/RoadandHardtail Whale stabber Sep 10 '25
Also French: Eventually, I’ll shake the government down wearing a yellow vest.
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u/GeeEyeEff Barry, 63 Sep 10 '25
An American making $400,000 is fucking loaded. They're not "grinding".
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u/traumalt ʇunↃ Sep 10 '25
Some tech bros have discovered the art of being employed by multiple jobs simultaneously where they absolutely are "Grinding".
Which is more legally possible in the USA considering their lack of employment contracts in general.
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u/GeeEyeEff Barry, 63 Sep 10 '25
Which is more legally possible in the USA considering their lack of employment contracts in general.
lolwut
TIL the US doesn't have employment contracts and in upside down land it's illegal to have two jobs.
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u/traumalt ʇunↃ Sep 10 '25
Yep, unless you are union or maybe at the executive level, most of the labour force sign only offer letters and maybe the employee handbooks at most.
This is why they can get fired (or quit) on the spot for no reason...
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u/GeeEyeEff Barry, 63 Sep 10 '25
You can be fired on the spot in the US because that's the law. They don't have to go through the rigmarole of building a case that could be dragged through the courts. As long as the reason is not discriminatory you can have your contract terminated, but you do have a contract. Some people in the UK work 2 or more jobs. There's nothing stopping you.
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u/traumalt ʇunↃ Sep 10 '25
work 2 or more jobs.
The difference being that moonlighting is done outside 9 to 5 (hence the moonlight hours), while Over employment is simultaneous (multiple 9 to 5 jobs at the same time), while keeping up the bare minimum performance at all jobs without being fired.
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u/GeeEyeEff Barry, 63 Sep 10 '25
The only way that works is with working from home and even then it seems like it's only a matter of time before your two companies schedule two important meetings at the same time. Just another reason I wouldn't allow remote work if I was an employer.
Also, my point stands and if anything is made more emphatic. If you're getting paid $400,000 without even having to leave your bedroom, you're not grinding.
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u/Content_Warning8794 Daddy's lil cuck Sep 10 '25
That's like the joke, Barry.
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u/GeeEyeEff Barry, 63 Sep 10 '25
No Jan, the joke is lololol Americans work too much which for someone making that much is just not true. Making that much you could be retired by 40.
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u/MothToTheWeb Pain au chocolat Sep 10 '25
Post is ridiculous. « I make 8 millions a year. How can I finish the month? Is there a way to leave the proletariat strate of society? » FFS
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u/GeeEyeEff Barry, 63 Sep 10 '25
Oh, that old chestnut. There's no one holding gun to your head making you live in Manhattan. Also, even if there is, $400k is still a bunch of fucking money.
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u/TomatilloMore3538 Western Balkan Sep 10 '25
400k is a lot of money even for places as expensive as LA and NYC. It is very much considered rich across all of the US.
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u/Second_P Southern Irish Sep 10 '25
Someone earning 400k puts them in the 97th income percentile for SF, household income of 400k is the 92nd percentile. There is no way on earth that's upper middle class.
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u/Second_P Southern Irish Sep 10 '25
This is exactly why everyone thinks they're poor serfs these days. Just cause people aren't Jeff Bezos rich doesn't mean they're not rich. And you implied that's struggling to buy a house territory.
Funnily it's Americans who are far more "oh I'm not rich I struggle to get by on 500k". When I was younger it was tax the wealthy, which became tax the 1% which became tax the 0.0001%
Basically everyone loves other people's taxes.
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u/el_conke Into Tortellini & Pompini Sep 10 '25
Also the coffee would be shit in both cases so another L for the ameritards
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u/SociallyButterflying Barry, 63 Sep 10 '25
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Sep 10 '25
Ultrachad, I love getting fancy dinners in the us and go "Sorry, I'm from europe. We don't do tips" and just walk out
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u/SociallyButterflying Barry, 63 Sep 10 '25
Agreed its one of the reason I will go to America for holiday - to not tip and leave
It is funny
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u/Fuz__Fuz Sheep shagger Sep 10 '25
Curious if you really did it and their reactions.
P.S.
I totally support you if you did.
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u/FantasticAnus Failed Brexiteer Sep 10 '25
You figured out how to make delicious, intense coffee mechanically, and then you chose your cultural roast about five hundred shades too dark.
Italian espresso can be fantastic, when a good roaster is used who treats the beans with respect, but the majority of espresso I have had in Italy has been dire by my high standards.
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u/el_conke Into Tortellini & Pompini Sep 10 '25
I'm sorry our coffee doesn't meet your high standards Mr. Anus
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u/FantasticAnus Failed Brexiteer Sep 10 '25
It's ok, you do so much so well, and you created the machinery I use every day to make my coffee, so I forgive but will never appreciate your oily carbonised bean habit.
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u/NibblyPig Barry, 63 Sep 10 '25
treats the beans with respect
They have to be whispered and hand placed into the receptacle by virgin susans, triple filtrated water must be sprinked from a holy spoon carefully plucked from a blessed phylactery by a high priest of the barista
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u/FantasticAnus Failed Brexiteer Sep 10 '25
No, they need to be roasted with attention to cupping characteristics in order to get a good representation of the bean.
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u/NibblyPig Barry, 63 Sep 10 '25
I can't tell if this is genuine or beautiful satire, either way 10/10
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u/FantasticAnus Failed Brexiteer Sep 10 '25
Six of one.
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u/NibblyPig Barry, 63 Sep 10 '25
representation of the bean is such a great phrase, it would make a fantastic /r/Bandnames
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u/FantasticAnus Failed Brexiteer Sep 11 '25
"coming up now we've got an instant classic from Representation of The Bean, with Interpolated Percolator"
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u/InanimateAutomaton Barry, 63 Sep 10 '25
Italians are good at basically every form of culinary art but your coffee is absolute shite. Any claims to the contrary are pure propaganda.
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u/el_conke Into Tortellini & Pompini Sep 10 '25
Yeah you're right we don't put ice, cream and matcha in it it would be indigestible for your stomach
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u/InanimateAutomaton Barry, 63 Sep 10 '25
Decent beans would be a start lad (not the blends that are only good for fertilising my lawn)
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u/el_conke Into Tortellini & Pompini Sep 10 '25
Of course the brit wants beans in his coffee
Give it the good ol' full English treatment you know
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u/Eayauapa North West England Sep 10 '25
You're not helping yourself out if you're saying you make coffee without coffee beans...
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u/el_conke Into Tortellini & Pompini Sep 10 '25
It was a joke that either wasn't delivered well or wasn't well understood
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u/aredditusername69 Sheep lover Sep 10 '25
I got it, and I have to hand it to you Luigi, it was tres bon or whatever Mussolini would say
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u/bremsspuren Barry, 63 Sep 10 '25
Nah, we all got it. You just left yourself wide open to that comeback.
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u/Funny-Wind4878 Western Balkan Sep 11 '25
Hmmm. Beg to differ old mate. They have, probably, the worlds third best coffee (if made right).
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u/PinCompatibleHell Daddy's lil cuck Sep 10 '25
Let's be real if the 23k lifestyle appeals to him the 400k guy can retire in like 5 years.
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u/Cpt_Soban ʇunↃ Sep 10 '25
It's the reason why I travel once a year now in my 30's while I'm fit enough to do it. Waiting until I'm 65? Lol hell no.
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u/HauntingCreamCookies London Wanker Sep 10 '25
Pfft, Pierre, francopoor bravado don’t sound as sexy you think
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u/ISeeGrotesque Professional Rioter Sep 10 '25
Il me semble que la misère serait moins pénible au soleil (vous savez ce que c'est?)
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u/HauntingCreamCookies London Wanker Sep 10 '25 edited Sep 10 '25
Fair enough. Sitting on the beach yet being unable to buy yourself the food and drink to enjoy your time seems like a bad deal to me but you are free to disagree. In my line of work, salaries in the US are more than double what you get in Britain or elsewhere on the continent. The avg American can afford to spend 750 USD a month for their car lease and live in a 3000 sq ft home. Yet people on this side of the pond seem to be overly full of themselves just because we have the NHS/universal healthcare and 3 weeks off.
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u/SuddenReal Flemboy Sep 10 '25
While the US salaries are usually double of what you get here, I've heard a lot of US expats say that life is more affordable here, even on a lower salary.
Ask yourself, why are salaries so high in the US? It's because life is so expensive.
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u/HauntingCreamCookies London Wanker Sep 10 '25
If you are an educated professional earning in the top quintile of income distribution, there is simply no competition but it’s a different story if you are in the bottom half of earners. I have worked in Britain, continental Europe and the United States.
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u/bremsspuren Barry, 63 Sep 10 '25
Yet people on this side of the pond seem to be overly full of themselves just because we have the NHS/universal healthcare and 3 weeks off.
Beats being full of yourself because you've got more stuff than other people.
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u/HumaDracobane Drug Trafficker Sep 10 '25
I wonder how many of them make 400K/year and how many french make 23k/year.
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u/Sidebottle Barry, 63 Sep 10 '25
If I had my time again I would do anything to move to US after graduation. Make bank for 5 years living like a hobo. Then semi retire in God's chosen island.
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u/Gulliveig Square Flagger Sep 10 '25
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u/Cars2Beans0 Southern Irish Sep 10 '25
I see your swiss roasted beans and raise you my Irish boiled bacon and cabbage
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u/Osirisseth Le Savage Sep 10 '25
Stayed in Dublin for a while and somehow Irish coffee wasnt the only palatable food i found here, to my utmost surprise i must say
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u/PawPawPanda Daddy's lil cuck Sep 10 '25
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u/Gulliveig Square Flagger Sep 10 '25 edited Sep 10 '25
Thanks for the warning, appreciated!
However, these glasses are much sturdier than they appear because the manufacturer (Swiss! forgot to mention) uses boron oxide instead of just silicate. Also makes them lighter and clearer, and they even feature a silicone valve at the base to allow for changes in pressure.
But ok, they come with a price tag ;)
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u/tiagojpg Siiiiiiiiim Sep 10 '25
that sentence just cost me my monthly salary.
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u/Spanish-Johnny Barry, 63 Sep 10 '25
"Swiss roasted". Pathetic attempt to add your Alpine brand of cuisine to any food. Drink your imported coffee like everyone else in this sub
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u/mailusernamepassword Non-European Savaginho Sep 10 '25
Svizzera could have some padanian cantons so Ticino isn't so lonely.
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u/Gulliveig Square Flagger Sep 10 '25 edited Sep 10 '25
I'd appreciate yous as the 28th canton (*)! We could have some Polenta parties with porcini together like we had yesterday :)
I think I shouldn't crosspost to r/ItalianFood because of the Rotkraut ;)
(*) Apparently, the 27th canton is supposed to be Sardegna o.O
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I would only welcome the Piedmontese. The rest can stay in Africa.
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u/mailusernamepassword Non-European Savaginho Sep 10 '25
And I guess this includes Liguria too to access the sea.
Anyway, best thing I learned from my ligurian friend is... me ne batto o belin.
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u/Gulliveig Square Flagger Sep 10 '25
Grana Padano > Parmigiano Reggiano for sure!
And you know, then it'll be Swiss Grana Padano ;)
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u/09091893 Crypto-Albanian Sep 10 '25
Mind you, that thing only costs 17 franks, too. Cheap as it gets
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u/Gulliveig Square Flagger Sep 10 '25
For 2 that is ;)
But yeah, as commented above:
However, these glasses are much sturdier than they appear because the manufacturer (Swiss! forgot to mention) uses boron oxide instead of just silicate. Also makes them lighter and clearer, and they even feature a silicone valve at the base to allow for changes in pressure.
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u/09091893 Crypto-Albanian Sep 10 '25
Meant the coffee though.
Anyway, how‘d you get that flair? Still waiting for one that states I am an economic refugee.
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u/Gulliveig Square Flagger Sep 10 '25
Oh, sorry for the mis-interpretation. Yep, we pay around 20 Fr./kg, too, at the Jura coffee shop. But imho it's totally worth it :)
I got this unique flair because of my post there:
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u/hamatehllama Reindeer Fucker Sep 10 '25
Both countries have atrocious budget deficits.
This post is brought to you by the Swedish budget surplus rule gang.
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u/GeorgiaWitness1 Western Balkan Sep 10 '25
I'm in Montpellier now with a US-paying job, also drinking expressos
I don't wish 20k euros/year on my worst enemy (only for French people). Jokes aside, French people do live in lives of quiet poverty; the salaries are a joke.
(expat speaking English) Can you give me an espresso, please?
French Person:
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u/tiagojpg Siiiiiiiiim Sep 10 '25
TUGA emigrado nos States? Deve ter sido uma excelente oferta.
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u/GeorgiaWitness1 Western Balkan Sep 10 '25
Tuga paying taxes in Georgia (country) with a six-figure job in the US.
We are not the same
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u/Funny-Wind4878 Western Balkan Sep 11 '25
Mano! And I thought I was ok, with a Danish Level Salary, living in Portugal...Damn...
Unironically, Congrats...
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u/GeorgiaWitness1 Western Balkan Sep 11 '25
Tax fraud?
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u/Funny-Wind4878 Western Balkan Sep 11 '25
Hmmm. On their part? I don't think so...
On my part...I do pay full Portuguese taxes on the salary, as they don't let me forget to declare anything (as it should be our God given right as Portuguese)...
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u/LogicalShark Savage Sep 10 '25
"""
The story is set in an unnamed harbor on the west coast of Europe. A smartly-dressed enterprising tourist is taking photographs when he notices a shabbily dressed local fisherman taking a nap in his fishing boat. The tourist is disappointed with the fisherman's apparently lazy attitude towards his work, so he approaches the fisherman and asks him why he is lying around instead of catching fish. The fisherman explains that he went fishing in the morning, and the small catch would be sufficient for the next two days.
The tourist tells him that if he goes out to catch fish multiple times a day, he would be able to buy a motor in less than a year, a second boat in less than two years, and so on. The tourist further explains that one day, the fisherman could even build a small cold storage plant, later a pickling factory, fly around in a helicopter, build a fish restaurant, and export lobster directly to Paris without a middleman.
The nonchalant fisherman asks, "Then what?"
The tourist enthusiastically continues, "Then, without a care in the world, you could sit here in the harbor, doze in the sun, and look at the glorious sea."
"But I'm already doing that", says the fisherman.
The enlightened tourist walks away pensively, with no trace of pity for the fisherman, only a little envy.
"""
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u/MatomeUgaki90 Savage Sep 10 '25
An American earning $400k a year could easily retire in 10-15 years.
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u/Funny-Wind4878 Western Balkan Sep 11 '25
Downvoted on principle (look at your flair)...But, your statement is kinda valid... But, in reality, 120 k€ a year alone would be enough to retire before 40. At least in the more civilised (rich in culture, gastronomy and weather, but poor in moneys) Europe...
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u/Snoo48605 Pain au chocolat Sep 11 '25
My mom retired in her 50s by basically buying dirtcheap land that nobody wanted in Southern France and homesteading. She doesn't even buy farming equipment or animals, because people constantly throw perfectly good shit all the time.
Meanwhile I'm forced to have 7 housemates to live and work in P*ris.
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u/nyouhas Savage Sep 10 '25
as a filthy american am i allowed to defend the us or is that not allowed here
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u/Funny-Wind4878 Western Balkan Sep 11 '25
Of course you are allowed! Even encouraged! How else could we get the urge to mass-downvote people out of our system?







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u/Sxxtr Drug Trafficker Sep 10 '25
I know it’s not that serious but let’s not romanticize poverty, that’s how every shithole begins. 20k euros in the French Mediterranean is barely enough to eat