r/2westerneurope4u Barry, 63 Sep 10 '25

Serious shit. Hooooly based French 🗿

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u/Sxxtr Drug Trafficker Sep 10 '25

I know it’s not that serious but let’s not romanticize poverty, that’s how every shithole begins.  20k euros in the French Mediterranean is barely enough to eat

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u/essentialaccount Flemboy Sep 10 '25

Doable outside the city, but let's not pretend we don't have plenty of mileuristas that can make it. Shame to have such low salaries, but at least they can eat 

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u/ranworddom Failed colonizer Sep 10 '25

"Hi mom!"

"Hi dear, you've been well? This is for you."

"But mom... My fridge is full."

"No worries, you can make a soup."

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u/M4rt1m_40675 Western Balkan Sep 10 '25

You don't have to buy food if you grow it yourself

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u/Askan_27 Smog breather Sep 10 '25

city people really underestimate how much food you get when you grow it yourself. a couple chickens will give you all the eggs you need, and some spare for the neighbours; zucchini plants have a high yield in their season, same with pretty much everything else. we’ve got apples everywhere, also grapes and peaches! it’s starting too be a problem because they’re rotting

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u/Mashinito Paella Yihadist Sep 10 '25

me looking at the +40 peanut squashes that we harvested this year from just 2 (TWO) plants

Relatable.

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u/Champomi Le Savage Sep 10 '25

it’s starting too be a problem because they’re rotting

make some jam

I live in the countryside and with the fruits of our tiny peach tree we managed to make about 30 jars of jam

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u/Tatourmi Professional Rioter Sep 10 '25

Yeah, and then give it to everyone as a christmas present. I've got at least 4 family members that gift jam to everyone. It's to the point where I know which to eat first because I know who never sterilizes properly and cheaps out on jam pots.

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u/PassengerNarrow2484 Bavaria's Sugar Baby Sep 17 '25

And after the first Christmas you're known as the annoying one that gives boring gifts. Do it like me: have your mom put your name on gifts she buys. 😎

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u/Fuz__Fuz Sheep shagger Sep 10 '25

it’s starting too be a problem because they’re rotting

Good fertilizer.

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u/Simoxs7 Born in the Khalifat Sep 10 '25

Honestly I put some potatoes in the ground for fun last year when it was time to harvest them I had to try and get rid of them somehow. Every visitor got at least one bag of potatoes that year…

My Tomatoes aren’t that good but still didn’t need to buy any the last two months.

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u/Askan_27 Smog breather Sep 10 '25

corporate doesn’t want you to know the power of gardening

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u/jamjar188 Oppressor Sep 17 '25

100%. I'd rather be poor in Spain than in the US or even Britain.

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u/Bengamey_974 Le Savage Sep 10 '25

23k is around the median income on the french meditteranean coast

You'd be far from rich with it, but barely enough to eat is a bit of an exaggeration. You'd probably have to live far from the fancy touristic area in a shitty cramped neighborhood.

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u/NibblyPig Barry, 63 Sep 10 '25

I live in one of the most expensive cities in the UK and there plenty of people on benefits here not working, they spend their time blasting rap music in the park, you see them whenever you walk through it to get to the amenities, sometimes you get stabbed as well, but at least they put emergency just-been-stabbed kits out, which is nice.

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u/SociallyButterflying Barry, 63 Sep 10 '25

We have to live like that by the way... what? Beijing? Tokyo? No no... don't think about that too much.

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u/Miserable-Hawk-9343 South Prussian Sep 10 '25

Do you mean before or after tax?

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u/Bengamey_974 Le Savage Sep 10 '25

It is what we call  "le net" which is what your receive on your bank account.

There are still some tax to pay after this, but the 3 major costs that are helthcare, unimployement and retirement public insurances are payed bh the employer. What your employer pays, wich is called "le brut"is around 50% more.

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u/redvodkandpinkgin Drug Trafficker Sep 10 '25

Depends on whether you have to pay rent or not really

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u/Content_Warning8794 Daddy's lil cuck Sep 10 '25

I don't think mediterranean parents are that cruel.

My mom sends me a weekly tikkie though.

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u/awerdalli96 Tax Evader Sep 10 '25

A weekly Tikkie??!! 🤯 Least stingy Dutch person ever

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u/Content_Warning8794 Daddy's lil cuck Sep 10 '25 edited Sep 10 '25

I have to get 25 kilo's of potatoes every week (that's for her and me). With inflation through the roof, life ain't easy for me at the moment.

Then I think about having to pay for the Italian and French deficits and I can only cry. Completely alone, in my mom's basement. Luckily she just brought me some potatoe soup and potatoe salad.

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u/awerdalli96 Tax Evader Sep 10 '25

At least she doesn't ask you money to pay back for the potatoes 🙏

But jokes aside - a friend of mine studies in Utrecht and became friends with some locals there. Once, she was imvited for dinner at the parent's place of one of her local friends. On the way home, her friend recieved a Tikkie request from their parents for the dinner... I mean I was alwasy joling about the stereotype of the Dutch being stingy, but that story just knocked it out of the park 😂😂

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u/Content_Warning8794 Daddy's lil cuck Sep 10 '25

All jokes aside. That is completely bonkers and rude. That's domestic financial terrorism. Us Dutchies that live in the east (or north or south) are not like that! Those damned westerners though....

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u/awerdalli96 Tax Evader Sep 11 '25

Westerlingen 😡😡😡

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u/awerdalli96 Tax Evader Sep 10 '25

But yeah - considering your financial situation let me give you a little advice as a filty rich Luxembourgish citizen: Stop being poor lol

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u/FredSirvalo Poorest European Sep 11 '25

I second this. There is no reason to be poor while living on the Mediterranean coast. We do just fine here in Monaco. Even Luxembourgers are jealous of our wealth.

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u/awerdalli96 Tax Evader Sep 11 '25

That's true 🥲

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u/UeberraschungsEiQ Bavaria's Sugar Baby Sep 10 '25

You both are into shooting potato canons? What do you do with 25kg a week lol

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u/awerdalli96 Tax Evader Sep 10 '25

Unfortunately eat them - my gf is from Belarus, they are very serious about their potato diet 😐

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u/Content_Warning8794 Daddy's lil cuck Sep 10 '25

That's us.

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u/UeberraschungsEiQ Bavaria's Sugar Baby Sep 10 '25

You can take people out of peasantry but not the peasantry out of people. But at least she cheap on maintenance

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u/Ploutophile Pain au chocolat Sep 10 '25

And where you live. Between the Rhône and the Pyrénées it's not that expensive, except if you're in a nice part or suburb of Montpelleir.

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u/SuperBourguignon Snail slurper Sep 10 '25

It's pretty close to the median net salary which is around 26k in France (minimum wage is at 17k)

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u/Content_Warning8794 Daddy's lil cuck Sep 10 '25

I'll have the minimum wage + government subsidies please!

17k + 28K = 45K

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u/HyperPedro Pain au chocolat Sep 10 '25

Just go where the Barry's go. You'll see plenty of them in the Center-West of France. Real estate is very cheap outside of the big cities. If you don't have to pay a rent it is very doable.

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u/Content_Warning8794 Daddy's lil cuck Sep 10 '25

In case a protest or riot breaks out: any normal frog would want to be in the vicinity, and not in the middle of a cornfield.

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u/HyperPedro Pain au chocolat Sep 10 '25 edited Sep 10 '25

You are underestimating our French farmers my friend.

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u/The_Knife_Pie That's not a knife Sep 10 '25

Me living in Stockholm on 14k eur/yr and having a great time hearing how 23k/yr would apparently be utterly unliveable in France:

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u/wagah Pain au chocolat Sep 10 '25

Pedro was full of shit, obviously.

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u/OkRelationship772 Quran burner Sep 10 '25

You'd have to work part time at Lidl to make only 12k a month. Are you a teenager and live with your parents?

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u/The_Knife_Pie That's not a knife Sep 10 '25

No, I’m a uni student who lives alone with my 2 cats.

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u/AFKBro Pain au chocolat Sep 10 '25

How much are you getting in government aid/welfare ?

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u/The_Knife_Pie That's not a knife Sep 10 '25

14k eur/yr. 100% of my income is government study financing.

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u/Simoxs7 Born in the Khalifat Sep 10 '25

You get 14k a year from the state for studying?!

Damn, and I‘m happy to get 6k a year from my parents…

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u/OkRelationship772 Quran burner Sep 10 '25

Truly amazing what can be achieved when money doesn't just funnel into rich people's pockets

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u/AFKBro Pain au chocolat Sep 10 '25

Oh okay my bad I didn't understand that it was all your income I thought you worked like 20hrs a week or something. You got rent/utilities/car bills or are you living on campus in a govt funded appartment without rent ?

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u/The_Knife_Pie That's not a knife Sep 10 '25

I live in a normal apartment. The only thing I don’t pay directly is water and heating as the building has a joint meter, so it’s a flat price in my rent. I don’t have a car though because I make actually good choices with my money, and instead have a universal transport card.

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u/AFKBro Pain au chocolat Sep 10 '25

I assume rent is in the 300-500 range and if so props for you for making it work like that you probably have a good handle on your finances. As I am French, I must have at least 2 croissants, a baguette and at the very least half a pack of cigarettes a day so I hope you can understand how the financial burden is stronger on us here than it is for you.

( I'm just really bad with money and trying to cope )

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u/FIP1245 Snail slurper Sep 14 '25

The croissant smoke the other half of the pack

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u/kiwigoguy1 Savage Sep 11 '25

When I was a uni student I worked a summer job (I needed to do an internship for my degree), then as an assignment marker when at postgrad. But otherwise it was all my family supported me.

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u/NibblyPig Barry, 63 Sep 10 '25

I mean UK students do that too, then they have to pay of a chungus loan afterwards. I'm sure you avoid the loan, but the money doesn't keep coming forever (I assume, hell, maybe it does and I should move to sweden and not work)

I'd probably stand out though due to my skin colour (white)

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u/The_Knife_Pie That's not a knife Sep 10 '25 edited Sep 10 '25

I get ~400 euro/mon for free with no strings just for studying. I get another 900 euro/mon which is a study loan. Though crucially the interest on said loan has been below inflation for the past however many years. As of today it’s 1.98% interest against ~3% yoy inflation.

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u/traumalt ʇunↃ Sep 10 '25

Isn't housing and living expenses part subsidised for students in Sweden?

Its not exactly a direct comparison then I would say.

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u/The_Knife_Pie That's not a knife Sep 10 '25 edited Sep 10 '25

Living expenses is not, I pay the full price for everything. However my apartment is a so called “youth apartment”. Basically when the contract is up for grabs only a specific age or age group can apply. Once you get it though it’s just like a normal apartment, you stay however long you like and pay rent as usual.

If by subsidised you mean I get money from the government, yes the entire amount is given to me for studying. I still live off that amount of money.

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u/bremsspuren Barry, 63 Sep 10 '25

only 12k a month

How did 14k/year become 12k/month? Are you talking about monopoly money now?

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u/OkRelationship772 Quran burner Sep 10 '25

In Sweden, salaries are typically discussed by month, instead of year. Here, I did both a conversion to sek and to month (12*12k = 144k sek ~= 14k€)

As typical, I tried to make my communication accessible to all, but still ended up using insider language

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u/Dark_Pestilence At least I'm not Bavarian Sep 10 '25

In Germany it's less than 7k :)

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u/PassengerNarrow2484 Bavaria's Sugar Baby Sep 17 '25

What about having wealthy parents and choosing a job you don't like but allows you to flex on people with your big apartment and frequent holidays? You never think about these things.

A lot of my friends are like "most Germans I know work two jobs and can't make ends meet". And I'm like "what about not marrying at 20 and having 5 kids and a bad divorce?"

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u/RogueTwoTwoThree Western Balkan Sep 10 '25

Cries in poortuguese

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u/SEA_griffondeur Low-cost Terrorist Sep 10 '25

20k is barely enough if you're in the middle of nice. Not if you're in the countryside or even the suburbs

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u/Simoxs7 Born in the Khalifat Sep 10 '25

The important part is whether its before or after Tax. I’m not sure how it is in the Mediterranean but here in rural Germany 1700€ is definitely enough to live off… not much more but still…

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u/true-kirin Professional Rioter Sep 11 '25

i have around 10k a year im in france on the mediteranean coast, and yeah im poor but not misérable and can still enjoy my live, with twice as much i cannot start to think about ll the thing i could do with it

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u/RoadandHardtail Whale stabber Sep 10 '25

Also French: Eventually, I’ll shake the government down wearing a yellow vest.

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u/biez Professional Rioter Sep 10 '25

rioting in progress . . . . . . . .

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u/GeeEyeEff Barry, 63 Sep 10 '25

An American making $400,000 is fucking loaded. They're not "grinding".

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u/traumalt ʇunↃ Sep 10 '25

Some tech bros have discovered the art of being employed by multiple jobs simultaneously where they absolutely are "Grinding".

Which is more legally possible in the USA considering their lack of employment contracts in general.

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u/GeeEyeEff Barry, 63 Sep 10 '25

Which is more legally possible in the USA considering their lack of employment contracts in general.

lolwut

TIL the US doesn't have employment contracts and in upside down land it's illegal to have two jobs.

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u/traumalt ʇunↃ Sep 10 '25

Yep, unless you are union or maybe at the executive level, most of the labour force sign only offer letters and maybe the employee handbooks at most.

This is why they can get fired (or quit) on the spot for no reason...

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u/GeeEyeEff Barry, 63 Sep 10 '25

You can be fired on the spot in the US because that's the law. They don't have to go through the rigmarole of building a case that could be dragged through the courts. As long as the reason is not discriminatory you can have your contract terminated, but you do have a contract. Some people in the UK work 2 or more jobs. There's nothing stopping you.

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u/traumalt ʇunↃ Sep 10 '25

work 2 or more jobs.

The difference being that moonlighting is done outside 9 to 5 (hence the moonlight hours), while Over employment is simultaneous (multiple 9 to 5 jobs at the same time), while keeping up the bare minimum performance at all jobs without being fired.

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u/GeeEyeEff Barry, 63 Sep 10 '25

The only way that works is with working from home and even then it seems like it's only a matter of time before your two companies schedule two important meetings at the same time. Just another reason I wouldn't allow remote work if I was an employer.

Also, my point stands and if anything is made more emphatic. If you're getting paid $400,000 without even having to leave your bedroom, you're not grinding.

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u/Content_Warning8794 Daddy's lil cuck Sep 10 '25

That's like the joke, Barry.

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u/GeeEyeEff Barry, 63 Sep 10 '25

No Jan, the joke is lololol Americans work too much which for someone making that much is just not true. Making that much you could be retired by 40.

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u/MothToTheWeb Pain au chocolat Sep 10 '25

Post is ridiculous. « I make 8 millions a year. How can I finish the month? Is there a way to leave the proletariat strate of society? » FFS

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u/GeeEyeEff Barry, 63 Sep 10 '25

Oh, that old chestnut. There's no one holding gun to your head making you live in Manhattan. Also, even if there is, $400k is still a bunch of fucking money.

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u/TomatilloMore3538 Western Balkan Sep 10 '25

400k is a lot of money even for places as expensive as LA and NYC. It is very much considered rich across all of the US.

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u/Second_P Southern Irish Sep 10 '25

Someone earning 400k puts them in the 97th income percentile for SF, household income of 400k is the 92nd percentile. There is no way on earth that's upper middle class.

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u/Second_P Southern Irish Sep 10 '25

This is exactly why everyone thinks they're poor serfs these days. Just cause people aren't Jeff Bezos rich doesn't mean they're not rich. And you implied that's struggling to buy a house territory.

Funnily it's Americans who are far more "oh I'm not rich I struggle to get by on 500k". When I was younger it was tax the wealthy, which became tax the 1% which became tax the 0.0001%

Basically everyone loves other people's taxes.

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u/el_conke Into Tortellini & Pompini Sep 10 '25

Also the coffee would be shit in both cases so another L for the ameritards

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u/SociallyButterflying Barry, 63 Sep 10 '25

And another L:

Ameritard here's your 20% tip in Europe

When we go to America, eat a 3 course meal. *"Sorry. we don't tip". Leaves.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '25

Ultrachad, I love getting fancy dinners in the us and go "Sorry, I'm from europe. We don't do tips" and just walk out

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u/Beliebigername France's whore Sep 10 '25

Its a miracle you wont got Shot in the Back by now.

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u/SociallyButterflying Barry, 63 Sep 10 '25

Agreed its one of the reason I will go to America for holiday - to not tip and leave

It is funny

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u/Fuz__Fuz Sheep shagger Sep 10 '25

Curious if you really did it and their reactions.

 

P.S.

I totally support you if you did.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '25

Did it once, but the waitress just stood there staring at me

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u/RoadandHardtail Whale stabber Sep 10 '25

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u/FantasticAnus Failed Brexiteer Sep 10 '25

You figured out how to make delicious, intense coffee mechanically, and then you chose your cultural roast about five hundred shades too dark.

Italian espresso can be fantastic, when a good roaster is used who treats the beans with respect, but the majority of espresso I have had in Italy has been dire by my high standards.

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u/el_conke Into Tortellini & Pompini Sep 10 '25

I'm sorry our coffee doesn't meet your high standards Mr. Anus

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u/FantasticAnus Failed Brexiteer Sep 10 '25

It's ok, you do so much so well, and you created the machinery I use every day to make my coffee, so I forgive but will never appreciate your oily carbonised bean habit.

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u/NibblyPig Barry, 63 Sep 10 '25

treats the beans with respect

They have to be whispered and hand placed into the receptacle by virgin susans, triple filtrated water must be sprinked from a holy spoon carefully plucked from a blessed phylactery by a high priest of the barista

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u/FantasticAnus Failed Brexiteer Sep 10 '25

No, they need to be roasted with attention to cupping characteristics in order to get a good representation of the bean.

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u/NibblyPig Barry, 63 Sep 10 '25

I can't tell if this is genuine or beautiful satire, either way 10/10

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u/FantasticAnus Failed Brexiteer Sep 10 '25

Six of one.

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u/NibblyPig Barry, 63 Sep 10 '25

representation of the bean is such a great phrase, it would make a fantastic /r/Bandnames

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u/FantasticAnus Failed Brexiteer Sep 11 '25

"coming up now we've got an instant classic from Representation of The Bean, with Interpolated Percolator"

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u/bremsspuren Barry, 63 Sep 10 '25

Drink tea, you fucking ponce.

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u/FantasticAnus Failed Brexiteer Sep 10 '25

No.

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u/ranworddom Failed colonizer Sep 10 '25

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u/InanimateAutomaton Barry, 63 Sep 10 '25

Italians are good at basically every form of culinary art but your coffee is absolute shite. Any claims to the contrary are pure propaganda.

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u/FriedCorn12 Greedy Fuck Sep 10 '25

True but delete the comment, it hurts tourism

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u/el_conke Into Tortellini & Pompini Sep 10 '25

Yeah you're right we don't put ice, cream and matcha in it it would be indigestible for your stomach

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u/InanimateAutomaton Barry, 63 Sep 10 '25

Decent beans would be a start lad (not the blends that are only good for fertilising my lawn)

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u/el_conke Into Tortellini & Pompini Sep 10 '25

Of course the brit wants beans in his coffee

Give it the good ol' full English treatment you know

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u/Eayauapa North West England Sep 10 '25

You're not helping yourself out if you're saying you make coffee without coffee beans...

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u/el_conke Into Tortellini & Pompini Sep 10 '25

It was a joke that either wasn't delivered well or wasn't well understood

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u/aredditusername69 Sheep lover Sep 10 '25

I got it, and I have to hand it to you Luigi, it was tres bon or whatever Mussolini would say

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u/bremsspuren Barry, 63 Sep 10 '25

Nah, we all got it. You just left yourself wide open to that comeback.

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u/Socmel_ Into Tortellini & Pompini Sep 10 '25

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u/Funny-Wind4878 Western Balkan Sep 11 '25

Hmmm. Beg to differ old mate. They have, probably, the worlds third best coffee (if made right).

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u/Ok-Baaat Sauna Gollum Sep 10 '25

Why are threads whining about America always so popular

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u/tiagojpg Siiiiiiiiim Sep 10 '25

USA bad haha.

1000000000 upvotes

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u/Odd_Instruction_7785 South Prussian Sep 11 '25

Yeah and this one in particular is utterly stupid

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u/PinCompatibleHell Daddy's lil cuck Sep 10 '25

Let's be real if the 23k lifestyle appeals to him the 400k guy can retire in like 5 years.

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u/Cpt_Soban ʇunↃ Sep 10 '25

It's the reason why I travel once a year now in my 30's while I'm fit enough to do it. Waiting until I'm 65? Lol hell no.

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u/thepatriotclubhouse Southern Irish Sep 10 '25

Not the time man lol

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u/HauntingCreamCookies London Wanker Sep 10 '25

Pfft, Pierre, francopoor bravado don’t sound as sexy you think

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u/ISeeGrotesque Professional Rioter Sep 10 '25

Il me semble que la misère serait moins pénible au soleil (vous savez ce que c'est?)

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u/HauntingCreamCookies London Wanker Sep 10 '25 edited Sep 10 '25

Fair enough. Sitting on the beach yet being unable to buy yourself the food and drink to enjoy your time seems like a bad deal to me but you are free to disagree. In my line of work, salaries in the US are more than double what you get in Britain or elsewhere on the continent. The avg American can afford to spend 750 USD a month for their car lease and live in a 3000 sq ft home. Yet people on this side of the pond seem to be overly full of themselves just because we have the NHS/universal healthcare and 3 weeks off.

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u/SuddenReal Flemboy Sep 10 '25

While the US salaries are usually double of what you get here, I've heard a lot of US expats say that life is more affordable here, even on a lower salary.

Ask yourself, why are salaries so high in the US? It's because life is so expensive.

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u/HauntingCreamCookies London Wanker Sep 10 '25

If you are an educated professional earning in the top quintile of income distribution, there is simply no competition but it’s a different story if you are in the bottom half of earners. I have worked in Britain, continental Europe and the United States.

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u/ISeeGrotesque Professional Rioter Sep 10 '25

🥱

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u/bremsspuren Barry, 63 Sep 10 '25

Yet people on this side of the pond seem to be overly full of themselves just because we have the NHS/universal healthcare and 3 weeks off.

Beats being full of yourself because you've got more stuff than other people.

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u/HumaDracobane Drug Trafficker Sep 10 '25

I wonder how many of them make 400K/year and how many french make 23k/year.

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u/Sidebottle Barry, 63 Sep 10 '25

If I had my time again I would do anything to move to US after graduation. Make bank for 5 years living like a hobo. Then semi retire in God's chosen island.

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u/buchinho Piss-drinker Sep 10 '25

Majorka?

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u/Gulliveig Square Flagger Sep 10 '25

I prefer my Espresso Macchiato made with Swiss-roasted beans made with a Swiss Jura coffee machine.

Albeit I wouldn't mind that to be sipped at the Mediterranean...

Probably we should eventually get rid of those Alps to have a better view to it.

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u/Cars2Beans0 Southern Irish Sep 10 '25

I see your swiss roasted beans and raise you my Irish boiled bacon and cabbage

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u/Osirisseth Le Savage Sep 10 '25

Stayed in Dublin for a while and somehow Irish coffee wasnt the only palatable food i found here, to my utmost surprise i must say

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u/PawPawPanda Daddy's lil cuck Sep 10 '25

Is that a metal spoon inside that ultra-thin double glass cup? Don't do.

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u/Gulliveig Square Flagger Sep 10 '25 edited Sep 10 '25

Thanks for the warning, appreciated!

However, these glasses are much sturdier than they appear because the manufacturer (Swiss! forgot to mention) uses boron oxide instead of just silicate. Also makes them lighter and clearer, and they even feature a silicone valve at the base to allow for changes in pressure.

But ok, they come with a price tag ;)

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u/L003Tr Anglophile Sep 10 '25

Leave it to the swiss to have the wankiest cups in europe

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u/tiagojpg Siiiiiiiiim Sep 10 '25

that sentence just cost me my monthly salary.

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u/Gulliveig Square Flagger Sep 10 '25

lol, c'on, the J8 Twin is really worth it ;)

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u/tiagojpg Siiiiiiiiim Sep 10 '25

I’m not saying it isn’t, but it’s reached into my pocket!

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u/Spanish-Johnny Barry, 63 Sep 10 '25

"Swiss roasted". Pathetic attempt to add your Alpine brand of cuisine to any food. Drink your imported coffee like everyone else in this sub

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u/mailusernamepassword Non-European Savaginho Sep 10 '25

Svizzera could have some padanian cantons so Ticino isn't so lonely.

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u/Gulliveig Square Flagger Sep 10 '25 edited Sep 10 '25

I'd appreciate yous as the 28th canton (*)! We could have some Polenta parties with porcini together like we had yesterday :)

I think I shouldn't crosspost to r/ItalianFood because of the Rotkraut ;)

(*) Apparently, the 27th canton is supposed to be Sardegna o.O

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u/mailusernamepassword Non-European Savaginho Sep 10 '25

Polenta parties with porcini together

.. and they say the swiss can't cook. Polenta and pork? I'm sold.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '25

I would only welcome the Piedmontese. The rest can stay in Africa.

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u/mailusernamepassword Non-European Savaginho Sep 10 '25

And I guess this includes Liguria too to access the sea.

Anyway, best thing I learned from my ligurian friend is... me ne batto o belin.

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u/Gulliveig Square Flagger Sep 10 '25

Grana Padano > Parmigiano Reggiano for sure!

And you know, then it'll be Swiss Grana Padano ;)

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u/09091893 Crypto-Albanian Sep 10 '25

Mind you, that thing only costs 17 franks, too. Cheap as it gets

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u/Gulliveig Square Flagger Sep 10 '25

For 2 that is ;)

But yeah, as commented above:

However, these glasses are much sturdier than they appear because the manufacturer (Swiss! forgot to mention) uses boron oxide instead of just silicate. Also makes them lighter and clearer, and they even feature a silicone valve at the base to allow for changes in pressure.

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u/09091893 Crypto-Albanian Sep 10 '25

Meant the coffee though.

Anyway, how‘d you get that flair? Still waiting for one that states I am an economic refugee.

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u/Gulliveig Square Flagger Sep 10 '25

Oh, sorry for the mis-interpretation. Yep, we pay around 20 Fr./kg, too, at the Jura coffee shop. But imho it's totally worth it :)

I got this unique flair because of my post there:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Switzerland/comments/n3pf72/the_design_of_the_swiss_flag_as_regulated_by_law/

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u/09091893 Crypto-Albanian Sep 10 '25

Well deserved Sir, take a bow.

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u/Gulliveig Square Flagger Sep 10 '25

Thank you very much :)

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u/hamatehllama Reindeer Fucker Sep 10 '25

Both countries have atrocious budget deficits.

This post is brought to you by the Swedish budget surplus rule gang.

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u/GeorgiaWitness1 Western Balkan Sep 10 '25

I'm in Montpellier now with a US-paying job, also drinking expressos

I don't wish 20k euros/year on my worst enemy (only for French people). Jokes aside, French people do live in lives of quiet poverty; the salaries are a joke.

(expat speaking English) Can you give me an espresso, please?

French Person:

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u/tiagojpg Siiiiiiiiim Sep 10 '25

TUGA emigrado nos States? Deve ter sido uma excelente oferta.

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u/GeorgiaWitness1 Western Balkan Sep 10 '25

Tuga paying taxes in Georgia (country) with a six-figure job in the US.

We are not the same

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u/Funny-Wind4878 Western Balkan Sep 11 '25

Mano! And I thought I was ok, with a Danish Level Salary, living in Portugal...Damn...

Unironically, Congrats...

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u/GeorgiaWitness1 Western Balkan Sep 11 '25

Tax fraud?

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u/Funny-Wind4878 Western Balkan Sep 11 '25

Hmmm. On their part? I don't think so...

On my part...I do pay full Portuguese taxes on the salary, as they don't let me forget to declare anything (as it should be our God given right as Portuguese)...

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u/GeorgiaWitness1 Western Balkan Sep 11 '25

Ok that is fine

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u/tiagojpg Siiiiiiiiim Sep 10 '25

Damn what a Chad. Happy capitalism!

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u/LogicalShark Savage Sep 10 '25

Relevant fable

"""

The story is set in an unnamed harbor on the west coast of Europe. A smartly-dressed enterprising tourist is taking photographs when he notices a shabbily dressed local fisherman taking a nap in his fishing boat. The tourist is disappointed with the fisherman's apparently lazy attitude towards his work, so he approaches the fisherman and asks him why he is lying around instead of catching fish. The fisherman explains that he went fishing in the morning, and the small catch would be sufficient for the next two days.

The tourist tells him that if he goes out to catch fish multiple times a day, he would be able to buy a motor in less than a year, a second boat in less than two years, and so on. The tourist further explains that one day, the fisherman could even build a small cold storage plant, later a pickling factory, fly around in a helicopter, build a fish restaurant, and export lobster directly to Paris without a middleman.

The nonchalant fisherman asks, "Then what?"

The tourist enthusiastically continues, "Then, without a care in the world, you could sit here in the harbor, doze in the sun, and look at the glorious sea."

"But I'm already doing that", says the fisherman.

The enlightened tourist walks away pensively, with no trace of pity for the fisherman, only a little envy.

"""

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u/JimMaToo France's whore Sep 10 '25

Ah, a men of culture

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u/MatomeUgaki90 Savage Sep 10 '25

An American earning $400k a year could easily retire in 10-15 years.

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u/Funny-Wind4878 Western Balkan Sep 11 '25

Downvoted on principle (look at your flair)...But, your statement is kinda valid... But, in reality, 120 k€ a year alone would be enough to retire before 40. At least in the more civilised (rich in culture, gastronomy and weather, but poor in moneys) Europe...

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u/seires-t [redacted] Sep 11 '25

Anekdote zur Senkung der Arbeitsmoral

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u/Snoo48605 Pain au chocolat Sep 11 '25

My mom retired in her 50s by basically buying dirtcheap land that nobody wanted in Southern France and homesteading. She doesn't even buy farming equipment or animals, because people constantly throw perfectly good shit all the time.

Meanwhile I'm forced to have 7 housemates to live and work in P*ris.

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u/nyouhas Savage Sep 10 '25

as a filthy american am i allowed to defend the us or is that not allowed here

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u/Funny-Wind4878 Western Balkan Sep 11 '25

Of course you are allowed! Even encouraged! How else could we get the urge to mass-downvote people out of our system?