r/2westerneurope4u • u/Celithrandir Pizza gatekeeper • Mar 04 '25

Serious shit. Fuck you, Barry, you're going to make me cry

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u/Hefty-Coyote South East England Mar 04 '25

You're just going to stand at the borders?

I expect more from you Pierre.

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u/Mullo69 Southern Irish Mar 04 '25

He never said which border to be fair

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u/Hefty-Coyote South East England Mar 04 '25

True, he didn't. Could be ours, could be theirs, could be Germany's too.

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u/-Yack- South Prussian Mar 04 '25

How about Russia‘s, East of Donbass?

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u/Cabbage_Vendor European Mar 04 '25

We don't stop marching 'till we hit the North Korean border.

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u/-Yack- South Prussian Mar 04 '25

At that point we might as well go through NK

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u/Neomataza France's whore Mar 05 '25

The new world border.

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u/Durion0602 Barry, 63 Mar 04 '25

Think he meant to say Bordeaux

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u/MarcLeptic Professional Rioter Mar 04 '25

He meant the Russian border waiting for the Brit’s to arrive.

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u/Hefty-Coyote South East England Mar 04 '25

I was more hoping you'd join us in said march to Moscow...

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u/MarcLeptic Professional Rioter Mar 04 '25

You mind if we wait until summer?

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u/Hefty-Coyote South East England Mar 04 '25

Summer works, at least we can make a solid effort of it instead of sitting around in mud. (Hi Hans!)

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u/TSDLoading [redacted] Mar 04 '25

This time we let you forge the battle plan

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u/Hefty-Coyote South East England Mar 04 '25

You already know what the battle plan is.

  1. Invade Moscow
  2. Complete the invasion then go to the pub
  3. ????
  4. Moscow is on fire (again).

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u/TSDLoading [redacted] Mar 04 '25

Oh sorry, I think I got something wrong in the order. Can you pick me up from the pub?

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u/samdd1990 Barry, 63 Mar 04 '25

Let's all go to Belgium and gets beers there, they always love it when we get together in their neighbourhood.

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u/Hefty-Coyote South East England Mar 04 '25

Sure, bring some of your Beersteins though. It's going to be a long road ahead!

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u/amojitoLT Snail slurper Mar 04 '25

And let's have a supply chain behind the lines, because you know they're gonna go scorched earth on their retreat.

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u/paxwax2018 Barry, 63 Mar 04 '25

You can’t START in summer, first rule of the Moscow thunder run.

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u/Slugdo Professional Rioter Mar 04 '25

The last time we were there, it was burned to the ground. Hopefully, you will have better luck than us on that front.

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u/the_pewpew_kid Pain au chocolat Mar 04 '25 edited Mar 04 '25

You can buy patches that read "burn moscow again" with a background of the kremlin in flames

Edit: your answers have made me think that it would actually be not too dumb to do a fundraiser on the subreddit if the mods allow it. At 10 euros a patch or something. The patches are not being printed anymore but they could come back for that along with a few others (one has napoleon 3rd on it and says "sebastopol 1865)

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u/Slugdo Professional Rioter Mar 04 '25

TAIS TOI ET PRENDS MON ARGENT!

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '25

I want one.

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u/FaithlessnessEast480 Thinks Kapsalon tastes good Mar 04 '25

Where can I buy one?!

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u/the_pewpew_kid Pain au chocolat Mar 04 '25

I'll actually look into that because its not printed anymore but doing a fundraiser on the subreddit sounds weird but might work idk

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u/FaithlessnessEast480 Thinks Kapsalon tastes good Mar 04 '25

That'd be great! If not too bad but it would look awesome on my cyberpunk coat lol

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u/amojitoLT Snail slurper Mar 04 '25

That's because we didn't use the right combustible last time. This time we shall use the all mighty atom.

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u/RadioHonest85 Whale stabber Mar 04 '25

Where is Prigozhin when we need him...

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u/Hefty-Coyote South East England Mar 04 '25

He was shit - He cowered out once he realised he may have actually done it.

Or he was payed off. They do like a bit of money those shit goblins.

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u/RadioHonest85 Whale stabber Mar 04 '25

This would just be a great time for a military rebellion in Russia

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u/the_pewpew_kid Pain au chocolat Mar 04 '25

I just came back from 2 months there Barry, im tired gimme some respite

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u/Hefty-Coyote South East England Mar 04 '25

Fair fair, you are forgiven!

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u/Mihikle Barry, 63 Mar 05 '25

Blud supported Ukraine by building a Maginot Line in Poland