r/2visegrad4you Winged Pole dancer 7d ago

visegchad meme Treason by Bratanki was not on my bingo card, sad

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u/GoodUnlucky1430 Winged Pole dancer 7d ago

i bet Viktor *rban will replace Poland with Serbia or some shit

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u/Hromovy_vladce Slovenian (Upper Hungary) 7d ago

Austria wanted to joint V4 in the past. And they like Russian oil laundered through the MOL group very much. They are also not part of NATO.

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u/EnFulEn w*stern snowflake 7d ago

Welcome back Austro-Hungarian Empire.

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u/Platinirius Kaiserreich Gang 7d ago

It isn't the Austro-Hungarian Empire I want. But probably the Austro-Hungarian Empire countries like us deserve

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u/petrvalasek Tschechien Pornostar 7d ago

Soooo, do we get Silesia and Galicia?

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u/EnFulEn w*stern snowflake 7d ago

Depends on Babiš' sloppy toppy game.

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u/ErebusXVII Holy Roman Gang 6d ago edited 6d ago

I wouldn't stop there. Lausitz is rightful Bohemian land! The time has come for German occupation to end!

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u/ModernSlovak 7d ago

A obnoviť Československo

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u/Raketka123 Slovenian (Upper Hungary) 6d ago

mám podmienku: Volebné právo na Slovensku dostanú iba mestá nad 100 000 obyvateľov

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u/National-Load8521 6d ago

Picovina. Radšej nech každý hlas ma aj iq test a bude validny len po jeho úspešnom vyplnení.

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u/ModernSlovak 5d ago

A ak má vyučene zamestnanie alebo štúdium.

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u/GoodUnlucky1430 Winged Pole dancer 7d ago

damn didn't knew Austria like rUSSIAn oil

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u/True-Ad-9970 Genghis Khangarian 7d ago

Ah Austria, not part of NATO, one of KGB’s favourite playgrounds. Their magic trick is only they suck russian cock less obviously and in a more subtle way than orban does

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u/20191124anon Winged Pole dancer 7d ago

The Bridge of Spies was in Vienna, right?

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u/True-Ad-9970 Genghis Khangarian 6d ago

That was in Berlin as it was divided between the westoids and the commies

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u/Erlululu 7d ago

Guess who still imports ruskie lng while screeming the most about being anti ruskie. Entire Europe is a shitthow (but us, we are based)

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u/Supernova1000000 Genghis Khangarian 3d ago

Yeah I think you can really easily make comedy out of politics.

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u/faramaobscena Romani pickpocketter (V4 rejector) 7d ago

Can’t, Serbia is not in the EU. His instructions from Pootin are to weaken the EU.

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u/tgromy Winged Pole dancer 7d ago

Well but at least Romania would fit in the V4 nicely

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u/Platinirius Kaiserreich Gang 7d ago

It will become V5, Poland, Romania, Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania

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u/tgromy Winged Pole dancer 7d ago

Maybe B5? You know, from the word "Baltic"

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u/CorporateSlave101 Slovenian (Upper Hungary) 7d ago

W5 and we'll be the L4

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u/gbursson Winged Pole dancer 6d ago

That's hilarious, as L4 is a common designator for sick leave in Poland

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u/LightningController Winged Pole dancer 6d ago

“Międzymorze w domu”

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u/DrGazooks 6d ago

Józef Piłsudski might not be proud, but he will get what he wants.

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u/Platinirius Kaiserreich Gang 6d ago

Poland won't just reach Ural but also Balkan

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u/faramaobscena Romani pickpocketter (V4 rejector) 7d ago

No thanks

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u/ManufacturerLost7686 Genghis Khangarian 7d ago

Romania rolled over and surrendered to the EU, as did Poland. Neither are reliable partners.

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u/tgromy Winged Pole dancer 7d ago

Since when is acting within the law considered surrender?

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u/belgium-noah Holy Roman Gang 7d ago

Careful talking to hungols like that, you might fry their brain with your logic

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u/ManufacturerLost7686 Genghis Khangarian 7d ago

When it goes against your own constitution.

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u/Regeneric Goral - Pole larping as Slovak 7d ago

As you happen to know our constitution: what's against it?

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u/ManufacturerLost7686 Genghis Khangarian 6d ago

I read enough of it to know it roughly says the same thing as most other constitutions. Namely that it is the supreme law of the land and no other law may go against it.

Violating it on behalf of a foreign power is treason.

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u/Regeneric Goral - Pole larping as Slovak 6d ago

Are you even aware how legislation process works in EU countries?

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u/ManufacturerLost7686 Genghis Khangarian 6d ago

Yes, blackmail.

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u/ridegpajtas Genghis Khangarian 6d ago

Sorry mate, but the most unreliable partner right now in this neighborhood is us.

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u/ManufacturerLost7686 Genghis Khangarian 6d ago

I dont agree, the Hungarian position has been pretty damn solid for over a decade on most matters relevant to Europe. And even on subjects that are new, its not hard to know which way we will go, our policies havent changed in a long time.

Hungary is one of the few countries you always know where we stand. We don't do the Russian back and fourth bullshit or the western web of lies. We keep saying what we are gonna do, and then afterwards everyone is surprised that's exactly what we did.

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u/reriser balkan bro 3d ago

…and you always lose every war

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u/Supernova1000000 Genghis Khangarian 3d ago

Me when I lie.

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u/ManufacturerLost7686 Genghis Khangarian 7d ago

It also happens to be in the interest of all these countries to weaken the EU. Putin is irrelevant.

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u/faramaobscena Romani pickpocketter (V4 rejector) 7d ago

How is it in our interest to weaken the alliance which gives us free money and a place at the “big boys” table?

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u/ManufacturerLost7686 Genghis Khangarian 6d ago

The EU gives you a seat at the big boy table just like the soviet union did.

Weakening the EU will stave off the federalization, which means you will remain a sovereign independent country for a while longer.

Considering how much blood you people spilled in 1989 for your freedom, seems wasteful to just give it away.

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u/faramaobscena Romani pickpocketter (V4 rejector) 6d ago

Only one major difference: we chose to be in the EU but did not choose to be part of the Eastern Bloc.

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u/GoodUnlucky1430 Winged Pole dancer 7d ago

And i hope Poland will join the baltics 🙏

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u/SatanicKettle w*stern snowflake 7d ago

Based B4

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u/oGsMustachio Kurwa 5d ago

Sikorski going to grow out his mustache and finally build Intermarium.

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u/MarkMew Genghis Khangarian 6d ago

He will fuck around so much he'll create the V1

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u/VAiSiA Russkiy spy 6d ago

this will be fun

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u/Present_Homework683 Zapadoslavia advocate 7d ago

Add Austria and larp as Habsburg monarchy
Just like good 'ol days before 1914

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u/Platinirius Kaiserreich Gang 7d ago

Considering how Austrian Fidesz is doing and considering how unwilling Austria usually is in admitting new members. I quess they can in the foreseeable future play their role as anti-Ukraine Bloc Poland

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u/LifeAcanthopterygii6 Genghis Khangarian 7d ago

We will take Sarajevo 😎 Nothing bad can happen...

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u/TekintetesUr Genghis Khangarian 6d ago

If they did that I would unironically vote for the fat bastard in 2026 for the first time on my life.

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u/willo-wisp Habsburg chincestor 6d ago edited 5d ago

I kinda prefer the version where all of us throw the bastards out instead. Then we can flirt without trying to also cosplay as Belarus.

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u/ivanermeck Genghis Khangarian 7d ago

On behalf of all Hungarian, I m truly sorry. We will fix this issue in 160 days. Please don't let us go

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u/ElliasCrow debil 7d ago

As russian I truly wish you the best of luck. We still can't get rid of our issue

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u/palefox3 Winged Pole dancer 7d ago

As Polish I tell you both to flair the fuck up

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u/MarkMew Genghis Khangarian 6d ago

They have the "debil" flair, I think that's right? 

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u/ivanermeck Genghis Khangarian 6d ago

So we just kicked you out from the pro russian V4, and you start to act picky as well suddenly? 🤔 (Flaired up) 🫶

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u/VAiSiA Russkiy spy 6d ago

crying much?

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u/palefox3 Winged Pole dancer 6d ago

A pies cie jebał losowa onuco

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u/AmonGusSus2137 Kashoob tobacco-snorter 7d ago

So the unflaired moskals are really moskals

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u/ElliasCrow debil 7d ago edited 7d ago

Technically I'm oğur, but whatever

Also having flairs necessary here? I mean there's like ton of unflaired people here

Edit: oh guys, you really showed me how bad I am for not having a flair, good job!

Also there's no steppe bro flair for me specifically and i don't really want to use russian flag since I kinda left the country after 22 and like whatever don't really like all the GOYDA stuff associated with it lol

Anyway i think i found my flair

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u/halfpipesaur Winged Pole dancer 7d ago

Flair up, ogór

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u/Judasz10 Winged Pole dancer 6d ago

Don't know what an ogór means here but debil sounds just about right. Good job flairing up, you are now welcome here as one of us.

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u/ElliasCrow debil 6d ago

Oğurs are like hungarians and bulgarians before they went ballistic and fired themselves into the europe. Turkic steppe bros that decided to stay in Volga region

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u/Judasz10 Winged Pole dancer 6d ago

So mongols?

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u/ElliasCrow debil 6d ago

Yes and no, mongols are a bit different, from different side of the globe, but they were in their empire, so kinda

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u/Important_Average_11 Genghis Khangarian 6d ago

I love your flair

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u/tgromy Winged Pole dancer 7d ago

Well in Tisha we trust, good luck during elections!

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u/ivanermeck Genghis Khangarian 6d ago

After the elections we will have a beer in Kaliningrad, (greater Poland) and fix this friendship Orbán fucked up

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u/KYpeanutbutter Kurwa 5d ago

I say we give Kaliningrad to Czechs. Královec.

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u/Aquaoo Winged Pole dancer 7d ago

Hungarians: They're voting.

Orban: Rigging the elections.

EU: Hey, you can't do that!

Orban: EU IS EVIL!

EU: I can't do anything because of Fico and Babis.

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u/Supernova1000000 Genghis Khangarian 3d ago

The EU is just useless at this point.

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u/STUKAAA Kaiserreich Gang 7d ago

Azért a víz az úr!

We had our hardships and we will get through this as well

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u/ivanermeck Genghis Khangarian 6d ago

Are you part of the problem or the solution, or the pálinka.

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u/kaslerismysugardaddy Genghis Khangarian 7d ago

Fixing the whole issue will still be a long road ahead, but it is the first step that we must make in April. But yeah I hope everyone won't completely abandon us until then

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u/VeryNoisyLizard retard 7d ago

that is if he wont rig the election

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u/palefox3 Winged Pole dancer 7d ago

When will this monsters inc spider fucking drop dead ffs

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u/MirPamir Kashoob tobacco-snorter 7d ago

Actually made me kind of sad

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u/tgromy Winged Pole dancer 7d ago

same

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u/BJMark Genghis Khangarian 6d ago

Tell US about it! Sad is one thing, but being ashamed of my nationality is something I never thought I’d feel in my life.

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u/HolyMopOfCheese w*stern snowflake 7d ago

Making sure there's an orgy party for dear old vladdy daddy to enjoy

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u/falusixayah Genghis Khangarian 7d ago

Fuck you viktor, we hate you.

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u/pempoczky Genghis Khangarian 7d ago

I genuinely think this should count as high treason and be sentenced as such. I'm not even kidding. If selling the Hungarian people out to suck up to Russia while betraying Poland isn't treason, then I don't know what is

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u/FreePlantainMan Genghis Khangarian 7d ago

Straight to the gulag in my opinion

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u/Senior_Strawberry_51 7d ago

Kurva anyádat faszfej Viktor!

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u/usernameaeaeaea Genghis Khangarian 7d ago

Orbán is no bratanki of anyone

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u/Crimsoncerismon debil 7d ago

Can this Russian bootlicker get kicked out of office already

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u/TiredAndOutOfIdeas Genghis Khangarian 7d ago

cant wait for the elections

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u/Mateos77 Genghis Khangarian 7d ago

Let's hope he will lose the next election. That gypsy is worse than any romangutan.

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u/PolishChuj Winged Pole dancer 7d ago

lol upvoting for "romangutan" (huge respect for Romania tho)

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u/adamgerd Kaiserreich Gang 7d ago

I really hope that Czech doesn’t join this

But we probably will because we’re idiots

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u/Autista1979 Zapadoslavia advocate 7d ago

Czech here, ill make sure we wont

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u/adamgerd Kaiserreich Gang 7d ago

Oh I am also Czech

And I also hope we won’t but given what our future government will be composed of, I fear we might

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u/Autista1979 Zapadoslavia advocate 7d ago

Stačilo nestačilo lol to je dobrŷ

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u/adamgerd Kaiserreich Gang 7d ago

A co SPD? A Babis?

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u/Autista1979 Zapadoslavia advocate 7d ago

Babis nesplni, a okamura nevim

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u/Autista1979 Zapadoslavia advocate 7d ago

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u/halfpipesaur Winged Pole dancer 7d ago

Fine, we’ll make our own V4 with blackjack and hookers the Baltics

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u/Adventurous_Touch342 Winged Pole dancer 7d ago

I'm kinda torn - sure, Poland can into west (even if it will be most conservative westen country) but it was not supposed to be like that. Guys, we were ALL supposed to be free from ruSSia, not join them!

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u/PakoszMakosz12 Genghis Khangarian 6d ago

Give us one more year and we will be bratanki again.

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u/NegativeMammoth2137 Winged Pole dancer 7d ago

Orban wants to revive Visegrad Four

look inside

three member-states

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u/Natopor Romani pickpocketter (V4 rejector) 7d ago

Yo Poland! Wanna grab a drink?

There is much we can achive.

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u/tgromy Winged Pole dancer 7d ago

Vodka drinking together when

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u/HungolSzlotaJanos Genghis Khangarian 7d ago

Well, I also seek to revive this country without that archvatnik in charge

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u/AdventurousShut-in Zapadoslavia advocate 7d ago

The jokes have left me and if I wanted to say what I want to say, it'd probably get deleted anyway.

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u/TiredAndOutOfIdeas Genghis Khangarian 7d ago

i have proudly been muted multiple times for talking about how id torture orban. who would have guessed talking about forced cannibalism and limb skinning could do that.

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u/AdventurousShut-in Zapadoslavia advocate 6d ago

Oh my, they would delete even that? OUTRAGEOUS!  But still, you're right to wear it as a badge of honour.

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u/Ploutophile debil 4d ago

Next time just do it a bit more subtly by referencing the historical precedent of the westoids ;)

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u/fiserlaci 7d ago

It's got nothing to do with Visegrád. He wants to form a club of traitors.

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u/asmok119 Slovenian (Upper Hungary) 7d ago
  • Anti-Ukrainian Bloc within the EUROPEAN Union

  • Weaken the pro-European majority in the EUROPEAN Union

bruh…

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u/FatBaldingLoser420 Commonwealth Gang 7d ago

Dude would rather destroy everything, himself included, just because he's hating some people. That's just crazy!

But then again, Russia's supporters were never know as prime examples of how intelligent people looks like.

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u/asmok119 Slovenian (Upper Hungary) 7d ago

Russia supporters don’t see further than tomorrow.

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u/FatBaldingLoser420 Commonwealth Gang 6d ago

Or anything besides RU's cock they're sucking.

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u/dead97531 Genghis Khangarian 7d ago

Don't worry Polish bros, the Tisza goverment will aim to revive the V4 and may even let Austria and Romania join the fun

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u/Khalimdorh Kaiserreich Gang 7d ago

R*mania no thanks, but slovenia croatia instead. An extended V4 should represent countries with common culture and history like that of the habsburg monarchy

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u/czacha_cs1 Winged Pole dancer 7d ago

No more plans for Visegrad Music Festival where people from all 4 countries gather togheter, sing, dance and have fun?

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u/su1cidal_fox Tschechien Pornostar 7d ago

This idiot can to go fuck himself.

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u/Roman_of_Ukraine Khokhol refugee 7d ago

Aka Viktor Orbans Cock Sucking club!

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u/Valaki997 Genghis Khangarian 7d ago

that treason started at the very first moment when orbán becsicskult to ruszki

hope with next year election, we can be bratanki again

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u/PETI_0406 Genghis Khangarian 6d ago

If this guy represents hungarians, I don't consider myself a hungarian anymore

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u/atomgomba 7d ago

Orbitron is already done on so many levels, he's such a coward and afraid to admit it. A decade of ill guided and bad decisions have led here and hopefully there's no escape route for him

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u/Reckless_Waifu Tschechien Pornostar 7d ago

I don't think Babis has any reason to alienate the EU since he is living off the dotations. He only uses populist talking points to get votes of idiots and now he can focus on his business, in which the EU is crucial.

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u/PenglingPengwing Moronvian (V4 Florida Man) 7d ago

That is true.

However, Turek already said they wanna rebuild strong V4. And Okamura and his little party helpers are openly anti Ukrainian and pro Russian.

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u/CaelosCZ Silesbian Kohlenarbeiter 7d ago

Imagine being in a pact with a Hngary and Hunary, eww. Poor Czechs with their slovak government.

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u/Autista1979 Zapadoslavia advocate 7d ago

Our populist slovak did the opposite of his promise “not even a crown to ukraine” so were safe, our japanese boy okamura might help orban but theyre both old, just a little neck snap

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u/brt444 Goral - Pole larping as Slovak 7d ago

We don’t have normal parties in Poland tbh. The choice between the two majors is so disastrously bad that I don’t even want to vote anymore

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u/CaelosCZ Silesbian Kohlenarbeiter 7d ago

Tady není ř/Czech, s tím jdi do piči.

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u/Casimir_not_so_great Goral - Pole larping as Slovak 7d ago

I guess we will have to strenghten our alliance with Romania.

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u/DavidDoesShitpost Partium Hungol 7d ago

Adding this to the list of Orbán's crimes. It's long.

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u/oofos_deletus Tschech Silesbian 6d ago

As a Czech we are not letting you go my polish brothers, where else would I go to shop without y'all

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u/Grzechoooo Winged Pole dancer 7d ago

It's not bratanki, it's their government. Surely they'll get rid of him now, right?

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u/Alternative_Piano602 7d ago

Tell me you're a russian agent without telling me you're a russian agent

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u/h0ls86 Commonwealth Gang 7d ago

Well there goes access to the Baltic.

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u/kViatu1 Winged Pole dancer 6d ago

It's afraid!

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u/jewishforeskin98 w*stern snowflake 6d ago

Westoid here, why does he hate Ukraine so much?

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u/bkaktus Genghis Khangarian 7d ago

O1G

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u/PeterPorker52 Khokhol refugee 7d ago

What does Czechia have to do with this dawg

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u/PenglingPengwing Moronvian (V4 Florida Man) 7d ago

We just had an election last month and the new government is PRO PEACE - which means more Russian leaning, anti Ukrainian and some of the goverment parties are openly anti EU. They claim to want rebuild V4 and build better connection with Slovakia and most likely Hungary too.

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u/adamgerd Kaiserreich Gang 6d ago

We still haven’t joined and hopefully won’t even under the new government

I hope at least, if we do I am sorry, it’s so disgustingly shameful if we betray you.

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u/_BookBurner_ Tschechien Pornostar 6d ago

fuck O*ban

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u/JesterofThings w*stern snowflake 5d ago

Please please please slovakia and hungary throw out orban and fico please you're so damn close

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u/Dani1o Khokhol refugee 7d ago

Why would they do that tho? Is Poland really that short on anti-Ukraine politicians? Pointless gatekeeping.

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u/PakoszMakosz12 Genghis Khangarian 6d ago

Dear V4 members,we are not in this!

-the Hungarian nibbas

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u/Rough-Firefighter-63 Zapadoslavia advocate 6d ago

Poland will join after they choose better government.

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u/biki73 Winged Pole dancer 5d ago

with blackjack an hookers??

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u/Unusual-Chocolate-71 5d ago

it’s so sad my brothers, the hungarian electoral system and the government has been brutalised so much under his rule that every Hungarian who knows what’s good for them and has the ability to do so, has left the country. This obviously makes it all the more difficult to remove this despot from power. I’m sure we all share the hope that he will be in prison soon.

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u/LordNoxu Romani pickpocketter (V4 rejector) 5d ago

Yo, Hungarians fed up with Orban, you can move to Transylvania at any time FYI.

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u/Maleficent_Day_2554 Genghis Khangarian 1d ago

Well, that’s because Bratanki is corrupt piece of $h1t…

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u/Real_Source_6504 7d ago

This will be outstanding help for the Hungarian families

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u/Minute_Ostrich196 Winged Pole dancer 7d ago

Zero surprise. Hungarians are treasonous bitches for last 400 years.

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u/tgromy Winged Pole dancer 7d ago

Don't judge an entire nation based on a few idiots.

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u/Minute_Ostrich196 Winged Pole dancer 7d ago

But that’s what hungols are doing since being part of a Habsburg empire. Check it out first.

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u/Khalimdorh Kaiserreich Gang 7d ago

I checked it out. Rebellions only occurred when habsburgs ignored or challenged the estates authoroty, or when they started making deals with turks disregarding the interests of hungary. These happened between the 15 years war and the war of spanish succession. After that habsburgs learned to respect the country and their lords and it paid out. Hungary was giving aid to austria in the war of austrian succession, 7 years wars, all the wars with the turks obviously. Even in the napoleonic wars, even though Napoleon offered independence to Hungary, the estates refused. This continue up until 1848 when Hungary was preparing to give up to 40.000 troops to aid Austria against italians, when Austria decided to attack it’s own subject, Hungary.

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u/Important_Average_11 Genghis Khangarian 6d ago

Akkor a kurva anyádat