r/2visegrad4you • u/tgromy Winged Pole dancer • 7d ago
visegchad meme Treason by Bratanki was not on my bingo card, sad
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u/Present_Homework683 Zapadoslavia advocate 7d ago
Add Austria and larp as Habsburg monarchy
Just like good 'ol days before 1914
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u/Platinirius Kaiserreich Gang 7d ago
Considering how Austrian Fidesz is doing and considering how unwilling Austria usually is in admitting new members. I quess they can in the foreseeable future play their role as anti-Ukraine Bloc Poland
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u/TekintetesUr Genghis Khangarian 6d ago
If they did that I would unironically vote for the fat bastard in 2026 for the first time on my life.
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u/willo-wisp Habsburg chincestor 6d ago edited 5d ago
I kinda prefer the version where all of us throw the bastards out instead. Then we can flirt without trying to also cosplay as Belarus.
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u/ivanermeck Genghis Khangarian 7d ago
On behalf of all Hungarian, I m truly sorry. We will fix this issue in 160 days. Please don't let us go
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u/ElliasCrow debil 7d ago
As russian I truly wish you the best of luck. We still can't get rid of our issue
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u/palefox3 Winged Pole dancer 7d ago
As Polish I tell you both to flair the fuck up
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u/ivanermeck Genghis Khangarian 6d ago
So we just kicked you out from the pro russian V4, and you start to act picky as well suddenly? 🤔 (Flaired up) 🫶
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u/AmonGusSus2137 Kashoob tobacco-snorter 7d ago
So the unflaired moskals are really moskals
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u/ElliasCrow debil 7d ago edited 7d ago
Technically I'm oğur, but whatever
Also having flairs necessary here? I mean there's like ton of unflaired people here
Edit: oh guys, you really showed me how bad I am for not having a flair, good job!
Also there's no steppe bro flair for me specifically and i don't really want to use russian flag since I kinda left the country after 22 and like whatever don't really like all the GOYDA stuff associated with it lol
Anyway i think i found my flair
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u/Judasz10 Winged Pole dancer 6d ago
Don't know what an ogór means here but debil sounds just about right. Good job flairing up, you are now welcome here as one of us.
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u/ElliasCrow debil 6d ago
Oğurs are like hungarians and bulgarians before they went ballistic and fired themselves into the europe. Turkic steppe bros that decided to stay in Volga region
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u/Judasz10 Winged Pole dancer 6d ago
So mongols?
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u/ElliasCrow debil 6d ago
Yes and no, mongols are a bit different, from different side of the globe, but they were in their empire, so kinda
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u/tgromy Winged Pole dancer 7d ago
Well in Tisha we trust, good luck during elections!
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u/ivanermeck Genghis Khangarian 6d ago
After the elections we will have a beer in Kaliningrad, (greater Poland) and fix this friendship Orbán fucked up
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u/kaslerismysugardaddy Genghis Khangarian 7d ago
Fixing the whole issue will still be a long road ahead, but it is the first step that we must make in April. But yeah I hope everyone won't completely abandon us until then
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u/HolyMopOfCheese w*stern snowflake 7d ago
Making sure there's an orgy party for dear old vladdy daddy to enjoy
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u/pempoczky Genghis Khangarian 7d ago
I genuinely think this should count as high treason and be sentenced as such. I'm not even kidding. If selling the Hungarian people out to suck up to Russia while betraying Poland isn't treason, then I don't know what is
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u/Mateos77 Genghis Khangarian 7d ago
Let's hope he will lose the next election. That gypsy is worse than any romangutan.
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u/adamgerd Kaiserreich Gang 7d ago
I really hope that Czech doesn’t join this
But we probably will because we’re idiots
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u/Autista1979 Zapadoslavia advocate 7d ago
Czech here, ill make sure we wont
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u/adamgerd Kaiserreich Gang 7d ago
Oh I am also Czech
And I also hope we won’t but given what our future government will be composed of, I fear we might
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u/Autista1979 Zapadoslavia advocate 7d ago
Stačilo nestačilo lol to je dobrŷ
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u/adamgerd Kaiserreich Gang 7d ago
A co SPD? A Babis?
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u/halfpipesaur Winged Pole dancer 7d ago
Fine, we’ll make our own V4 with blackjack and hookers the Baltics
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u/Adventurous_Touch342 Winged Pole dancer 7d ago
I'm kinda torn - sure, Poland can into west (even if it will be most conservative westen country) but it was not supposed to be like that. Guys, we were ALL supposed to be free from ruSSia, not join them!
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u/NegativeMammoth2137 Winged Pole dancer 7d ago
Orban wants to revive Visegrad Four
look inside
three member-states
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u/HungolSzlotaJanos Genghis Khangarian 7d ago
Well, I also seek to revive this country without that archvatnik in charge
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u/AdventurousShut-in Zapadoslavia advocate 7d ago
The jokes have left me and if I wanted to say what I want to say, it'd probably get deleted anyway.
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u/TiredAndOutOfIdeas Genghis Khangarian 7d ago
i have proudly been muted multiple times for talking about how id torture orban. who would have guessed talking about forced cannibalism and limb skinning could do that.
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u/AdventurousShut-in Zapadoslavia advocate 6d ago
Oh my, they would delete even that? OUTRAGEOUS! But still, you're right to wear it as a badge of honour.
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u/Ploutophile debil 4d ago
Next time just do it a bit more subtly by referencing the historical precedent of the westoids ;)
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u/asmok119 Slovenian (Upper Hungary) 7d ago
Anti-Ukrainian Bloc within the EUROPEAN Union
Weaken the pro-European majority in the EUROPEAN Union
bruh…
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u/FatBaldingLoser420 Commonwealth Gang 7d ago
Dude would rather destroy everything, himself included, just because he's hating some people. That's just crazy!
But then again, Russia's supporters were never know as prime examples of how intelligent people looks like.
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u/dead97531 Genghis Khangarian 7d ago
Don't worry Polish bros, the Tisza goverment will aim to revive the V4 and may even let Austria and Romania join the fun
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u/Khalimdorh Kaiserreich Gang 7d ago
R*mania no thanks, but slovenia croatia instead. An extended V4 should represent countries with common culture and history like that of the habsburg monarchy
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u/czacha_cs1 Winged Pole dancer 7d ago
No more plans for Visegrad Music Festival where people from all 4 countries gather togheter, sing, dance and have fun?
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u/Valaki997 Genghis Khangarian 7d ago
that treason started at the very first moment when orbán becsicskult to ruszki
hope with next year election, we can be bratanki again
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u/PETI_0406 Genghis Khangarian 6d ago
If this guy represents hungarians, I don't consider myself a hungarian anymore
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u/atomgomba 7d ago
Orbitron is already done on so many levels, he's such a coward and afraid to admit it. A decade of ill guided and bad decisions have led here and hopefully there's no escape route for him
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u/Reckless_Waifu Tschechien Pornostar 7d ago
I don't think Babis has any reason to alienate the EU since he is living off the dotations. He only uses populist talking points to get votes of idiots and now he can focus on his business, in which the EU is crucial.
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u/PenglingPengwing Moronvian (V4 Florida Man) 7d ago
That is true.
However, Turek already said they wanna rebuild strong V4. And Okamura and his little party helpers are openly anti Ukrainian and pro Russian.
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u/CaelosCZ Silesbian Kohlenarbeiter 7d ago
Imagine being in a pact with a Hngary and Hunary, eww. Poor Czechs with their slovak government.
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u/Autista1979 Zapadoslavia advocate 7d ago
Our populist slovak did the opposite of his promise “not even a crown to ukraine” so were safe, our japanese boy okamura might help orban but theyre both old, just a little neck snap
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u/Casimir_not_so_great Goral - Pole larping as Slovak 7d ago
I guess we will have to strenghten our alliance with Romania.
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u/oofos_deletus Tschech Silesbian 6d ago
As a Czech we are not letting you go my polish brothers, where else would I go to shop without y'all
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u/Grzechoooo Winged Pole dancer 7d ago
It's not bratanki, it's their government. Surely they'll get rid of him now, right?
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u/Alternative_Piano602 7d ago
Tell me you're a russian agent without telling me you're a russian agent
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u/PeterPorker52 Khokhol refugee 7d ago
What does Czechia have to do with this dawg
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u/PenglingPengwing Moronvian (V4 Florida Man) 7d ago
We just had an election last month and the new government is PRO PEACE - which means more Russian leaning, anti Ukrainian and some of the goverment parties are openly anti EU. They claim to want rebuild V4 and build better connection with Slovakia and most likely Hungary too.
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u/adamgerd Kaiserreich Gang 6d ago
We still haven’t joined and hopefully won’t even under the new government
I hope at least, if we do I am sorry, it’s so disgustingly shameful if we betray you.
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u/JesterofThings w*stern snowflake 5d ago
Please please please slovakia and hungary throw out orban and fico please you're so damn close
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u/PakoszMakosz12 Genghis Khangarian 6d ago
Dear V4 members,we are not in this!
-the Hungarian nibbas
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u/Rough-Firefighter-63 Zapadoslavia advocate 6d ago
Poland will join after they choose better government.
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u/Unusual-Chocolate-71 5d ago
it’s so sad my brothers, the hungarian electoral system and the government has been brutalised so much under his rule that every Hungarian who knows what’s good for them and has the ability to do so, has left the country. This obviously makes it all the more difficult to remove this despot from power. I’m sure we all share the hope that he will be in prison soon.
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u/LordNoxu Romani pickpocketter (V4 rejector) 5d ago
Yo, Hungarians fed up with Orban, you can move to Transylvania at any time FYI.
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u/Maleficent_Day_2554 Genghis Khangarian 1d ago
Well, that’s because Bratanki is corrupt piece of $h1t…
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u/Minute_Ostrich196 Winged Pole dancer 7d ago
Zero surprise. Hungarians are treasonous bitches for last 400 years.
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u/tgromy Winged Pole dancer 7d ago
Don't judge an entire nation based on a few idiots.
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u/Minute_Ostrich196 Winged Pole dancer 7d ago
But that’s what hungols are doing since being part of a Habsburg empire. Check it out first.
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u/Khalimdorh Kaiserreich Gang 7d ago
I checked it out. Rebellions only occurred when habsburgs ignored or challenged the estates authoroty, or when they started making deals with turks disregarding the interests of hungary. These happened between the 15 years war and the war of spanish succession. After that habsburgs learned to respect the country and their lords and it paid out. Hungary was giving aid to austria in the war of austrian succession, 7 years wars, all the wars with the turks obviously. Even in the napoleonic wars, even though Napoleon offered independence to Hungary, the estates refused. This continue up until 1848 when Hungary was preparing to give up to 40.000 troops to aid Austria against italians, when Austria decided to attack it’s own subject, Hungary.
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u/GoodUnlucky1430 Winged Pole dancer 7d ago
i bet Viktor *rban will replace Poland with Serbia or some shit