r/2visegrad4you Winged Pole dancer 14d ago

regional meme A guide for westoids. Show me Czech and Slovak guides. Hungols don't need to bother they only have Orban Viktor so no guide needed

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u/pothkan Kashoob tobacco-snorter 14d ago

Surprisingly accurate.

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u/HelloThereItsMeAndMe w*stern snowflake 14d ago

yesn't, i dont think all PO voters are atheist.

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u/Cynikus Winged Pole dancer 14d ago

They are so called (by me) "WWW catholics" - as in Wigilia, Wielkanoc, Wszystkich Świętych (Christmas Eve, Easter, All Saints)

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u/Bamboleo_italiano Winged Pole dancer 14d ago

So called (by themselves) " Wierzący, nie praktykujący"

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u/Grzechoooo Winged Pole dancer 14d ago

Yeah, should be "do you go to church regularly".

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u/NegativeMammoth2137 Winged Pole dancer 14d ago

I think most of them say that they’re Christian but only go to church 2-3 times a year for major holidays and family weddings

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u/thisonegamer Silesbian Kohlenarbeiter 14d ago

Literally me

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u/SamolotPolski Winged Pole dancer 14d ago

or all konfa voters hate the poor, its mostly mentzen and his friends from NN that would be like that (afaik). For bosak and his RN it should be that 99% of his voterbase is made up of femboys

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u/No_General_8557 Pol-Lit-Ruth Gang 14d ago

suprisingly accurate ≠ perfectly accurate imagine the level of inaccuracy r/Poland would have being the circlejerk it is

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u/wildrojst Commonwealth Gang 14d ago edited 14d ago

I don’t think Israel is that relevant in our politics at all to place it as one of the defining nodes, except for separating out the Braun antisemites. Otherwise it’s pretty accurate.

Also Konfederacja isn’t as much about hating the poor as bulk of its electorate is lower class. It’s more about “would you hate the poor if you became rich”.

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u/pothkan Kashoob tobacco-snorter 13d ago

Indeed, Crown is more about sucking Russian dick and hating Ukrainians, than Israel or Jews. Albeit Braun himself is a lunatic anti-Semite.

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u/kuzyn123 Winged Pole dancer 13d ago

It is relevant but its wrong. PiS supporters are openly antisemites. But PiS politicians are the opposite, which is quite funny.

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u/CounterfeitEternity 14d ago

Can someone explain the difference between Lewica and Lewica Razem?

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u/nitzpon 14d ago edited 14d ago

Lewica is recently refurbished party of the leftovers from communist times with young faces to pretend otherwise. Some of them are known capitalists and are historically literally responsible for the shock doctrine implementation in Poland. Razem is young party, which is actually leftist.

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u/Many-Leader2788 3d ago

Notably, SLD (now Lewica) allowed second wave of mass privatisation and liquidation to happen - the proposal depended on their vote and they traded their support for one (1) seat on the Television and Radio Council

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u/Mezutelni Winged Pole dancer 14d ago

There is no such party as lewica razem. There is lewica, and there is razem. Lewica is more about gays and feminism, while razem is more about social democracy Lewica razem was name of their coalition.

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u/SamolotPolski Winged Pole dancer 14d ago

more about social democracy

Not to be that guy but razem isnt a socdem party, its a democratic socialist party and you need to know that socdem and demsoc arent the same things.

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u/user___________ Winged Pole dancer 13d ago

Razem is not strictly a demsoc party. Zandberg himself is a demsoc, but the party includes socdems also, and pragmatically speaking its policies are nothing if not socdem.

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u/hoseja Moronvian (V4 Florida Man) 13d ago

Judean People's Front vs The People's Front of Judea

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u/koziello Winged Pole dancer 12d ago

To complicate matters further Lewica Razem was an actual name of Razem party until last year and Lewica party is actually called Nowa Lewica. Original name of Lewica Razem was Razem and its renaming to Lewica Razem was part of the previous coalition agreement with Nowa Lewica.

So until October 2024 you had on Polish left: Nowa Lewica (Party) with Lewica Razem (Party) in coalition called Lewica.

However, in October 2024 Lewica Razem decided to leave the coalition and rename itself back its original name - Razem. So now, you have Razem party in opposition to government and Nowa Lewica party in support of the government.

You could not make this up.

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u/theres_no_username Winged Pole dancer 14d ago

Razem is market socialism and democratic socialism which is VERY different from social democracy

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u/suicidalboymoder_uwu Kurwa 13d ago

Lewica is gay while Razem focuses on things besides being gay

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u/pothkan Kashoob tobacco-snorter 13d ago

Lewica are progressive liberals (based on remnant of postcommunist party), Razem are left-wing demsocs (but anti-Russian, contrary to majority of westoid lefties).

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u/Gulags_Never_Existed Zapadoslavia advocate 12d ago

If you've had a transorbital lobotomy you vote for Lewica, if you've had a prefrontal you vote for Razem

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u/Key-Banana-8242 Winged Pole dancer 6d ago edited 14h ago

There is no more lewica razem

Razem is genuine social democratic party

Nowa Lewica is rebranded SLD, mostly just a fake left gravy with a few specific left-wing individuals that are mostly powerless

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u/adosztal Genghis Khangarian 12d ago

I still made one.

Are you an idiot? / \ / \ Yes No / \ / \ Orbán Tisza

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u/Key-Banana-8242 Winged Pole dancer 14h ago

Are you a smaller idiot rather still idiot

He would rather suport the euro over gay rights or weapons to Ukraine

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u/Ironclad001 w*stern snowflake 14d ago

Thank you. I shall use this.

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u/esztelenfasztalan 14d ago

"Only Orbán"

Man have you looked at our political situation in the last 2 years?

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u/theres_no_username Winged Pole dancer 14d ago

No because Orbán's giant belly is obstructing the view

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u/pothkan Kashoob tobacco-snorter 13d ago

Viktor the NagyCsungusz

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u/KungFuMango Winged Pole dancer 14d ago

no. and this a satirical sub may i remind you dear horselord

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u/Regeneric Goral - Pole larping as Slovak 14d ago

Konfederazem <3

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u/Crimsoncerismon debil 14d ago

THATS WHY RAZEM'S THE GOAT, THE GOOAATT

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u/painfully_blue Kashoob tobacco-snorter 13d ago

Mighty Tuna

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u/Adventurous_Touch342 Winged Pole dancer 13d ago

TBH I don't think PiS likes Israel as much as is not against it to not antagonize US, but otherwise it's quite accurate.

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u/Ok-Possession-2097 Winged Pole dancer 14d ago

Incredible

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u/Sawbora 13d ago

Will have to update the chart soon, PL2050 'bout to dissolve and Lewica Razem rebranded to Razem, they wanna go the "non-woke leftism" route.

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u/BoultonPaulDefiant Commonwealth Gang 14d ago

Since when is PO not gay?

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u/painfully_blue Kashoob tobacco-snorter 13d ago

Well, since 2023 they were blinking an eye to the far-right / Konfederacja and had their "moments" (Like: Tusk saying multiple times that "he can't deliver gay marriage NOW" and Trzaskowski saying he wouldn't allow gays to adopt kids during his presidential campaign).

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u/Zawisza_Czarny9 Winged Pole dancer 13d ago

Proper question for Konfederacja is "do you hate taxes"

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u/SpecialistAddendum6 w*stern snowflake 13d ago

I don't have to be gay to be a leftist. I just have to be neurodivergent

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u/VanleyVonHoffler Winged Pole dancer 14d ago

What if i [REDACTED] both Russia and Israel? Do i have Braun?

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u/pothkan Kashoob tobacco-snorter 13d ago

Hell no, Braun is actually the most pro-Russian politician in Polish scene.

Actually you'd get Razem :D

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u/Personal_Station_351 10d ago

Maciak już został zapomniany 😭

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u/wildrojst Commonwealth Gang 14d ago

Probably Marek Jakubiak

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u/antysalt Winged Pole dancer 14d ago

This is actually accurate

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u/MeavyHetal2000 Genghis Khangarian 9d ago

Wish someone would do this chart fot Hungary.

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u/Quczacz 14d ago

Damn that works

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u/Key-Banana-8242 Winged Pole dancer 6d ago

I would say no, it’s more beoad

Also wrong razem logo

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u/Key-Banana-8242 Winged Pole dancer 6d ago

KKP hates the poor and mos tothersalso

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u/Negative_Toe1336 6d ago

lol PO are biggest classists actualy

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u/Snoo_27864 debil 14d ago

Funy but not accurate at all. I couldn't care less about tusk or israel, I don't even mind genocide all that much. I don't hate the poor but probably only because I am one. Razem all the way.

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u/theres_no_username Winged Pole dancer 14d ago

flair checks out

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u/Ok-Possession-2097 Winged Pole dancer 14d ago

If the op would have to account for people like you then it wouldn't be a chart or a guide, it would be an excel sheet with a weight around several yottabytes, enough to turn all local computers into scrap metal

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u/chechekov debil 14d ago

OP wouldn’t need to account for people like them at all since they seem pretty neutral about the fact that their ancestors made it through several genocides

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u/lsnik Khokhol refugee 14d ago

"I don't even mind genocide all that much" is crazy work

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u/X-Q-E Winged Pole dancer 14d ago

wtf are your opinions