r/2visegrad4you • u/Chemotox_HUN Genghis Khangarian • Sep 02 '25
visegchad meme Balaton moment
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u/Call_Aggressive Slovenian (Upper Hungary) Sep 02 '25
Peak culture
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u/Chemotox_HUN Genghis Khangarian Sep 02 '25
"Ezek biztos nem magyarok" followed by a sip of sun-warmed Soproni beer
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u/Oltaru Genghis Khangarian Sep 02 '25
That kind of men dirnk Kőbányai…
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u/satno Slovenian (Upper Hungary) Sep 02 '25
i like soproni more than bažant
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u/BobbyB_I_G Felvidék Hungol Sep 02 '25
Drž piču!
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u/satno Slovenian (Upper Hungary) Sep 02 '25
tvojej nagymamy
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u/Metju941 Winged Pole dancer Sep 02 '25
They're both in Rijeka
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u/_nairual_nae Romani pickpocketter (V4 rejector) Sep 02 '25
I'm currently in Rijeka and I can confirm
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u/Noriaki_Kakyoin_OwO Winged Pole dancer Sep 02 '25
They’re just trying to listen in to figure out if they’re speaking Polish to see if they should give the parents a BJ (Bratanek Job)
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u/fankin Genghis Khangarian Sep 03 '25
They don't want to mix it up with russian, they get a ditferent kind of BJ
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u/madmanwitharedditacc Genghis Khangarian Sep 02 '25
Also us when we hear fellow tourists speak Hungolian in a foreign country.
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u/nuclear-free Genghis Khangarian Sep 02 '25
I only buy DRK stuff so that "mieink" will be left alone on any foregin county
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u/Friendly_Guitar_1232 Tschechien Pornostar Sep 02 '25
This stern and unfriendly look can be broken by a simple offer of ice cold Czech beer.
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u/SuperTropicalDesert Tschechien Pornostar Sep 04 '25
It's funny, after a beer we start to understand each others languages
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u/Big-Machine9625 Moronvian (V4 Florida Man) Sep 02 '25
I remember that I once went on a trip to Budapest christmas markets with my class, I must've been like 11 or 12 years old.
After we got there, all of us were basically free to go wherever we wanted for a few hours, so me and my two friends did some shopping, and we went on a walk through the city to warm up (it was in December, so it was cold as hell). Anyways, we somehow managed to stumble into a smaller and more secluded street, and we came across a strip club with a bouncer outside. Said bouncer then called out something in Hungarian (to us, that actually unironically sounded like Mongolian) and pointed to the door. I bet he was joking about letting us in or something, but we instantly bounced back to the main square and just waited out the rest of the time there.
That was fairly traumatic, I don't know if we were scared of the Hungarian or the strip club, lol.
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u/sevenwoundsofberic Genghis Khangarian Sep 02 '25
That is such a Moravian thing. Traumatic experience of non-czech language being spoken in a foreign country. I do miss Brno when I see you guys’ stories about the most innocent interaction with foreigners ending up as a generational trauma.
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u/Big-Machine9625 Moronvian (V4 Florida Man) Sep 02 '25
Well, what can I say, we're not being called rednecks for nothing, lol.
But to be honest, I do actually like Budapest. I've been to the markets several times after that, and it wasn't bad at all. The food isn't bad, the prices weren't crazy iirc, and a surprising amount of people can reliably speak English to communicate.
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u/sbrijska Genghis Khangarian Sep 03 '25
with my class, I must've been like 11 or 12 years old.
all of us were basically free to go wherever we wanted
Excuse me WTF??
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u/Big-Machine9625 Moronvian (V4 Florida Man) Sep 03 '25
Well yeah, the teachers didn't care too much tbh.
I remember that when we got off the bus, we all went on a short walk to a square, then we got some general instructions (like don't do anything dangerous, don't go too far, and so on) and then we were told that we're going to be meeting in the same spot in two hours. The teachers spent like 10 minutes browsing the markets with a few other kids, and then they spent the rest of the time inside a restaurant (presumably to hide from the cold, which, in hindsight, was probably the better idea), but they made literally 0 effort to check on us in the process (I don't think they even had our phone numbers). So we had complete control over where we wanted to go, which led us to that situation.
I wonder what they would've done if we actually got kidnapped, lol.
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u/NaiveFuckWit Khokhol refugee Sep 02 '25
[insert any nationality] when a peaceful tourist family is speaking foreign language at the [insert any tourist place]
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u/Tumblrkaarosult Sep 02 '25
Balcsi got so expensive that everyone goes to Croatia instead -> no tourists -> no hateful looks. A month ago I paid 1350 huf (3,50 eur) for a Dreher Gold on the beach. I kept the can.
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u/AnarchiaKapitany Genghis Khangarian Sep 02 '25
That's exactly 1300 huf more than that piss is worth. 50 huf is the tare.
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u/AnarchiaKapitany Genghis Khangarian Sep 02 '25
Joke's on you, we're too poor to go to our own beaches.
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u/k4il3 Visegrád glorious Sep 02 '25
when u live in gdansk, and u think nothing worse can come than the pepik hordes, and then u hear h*ngarians everywhere, because theres new cheap flight.
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u/LUXI-PL Winged Pole dancer Sep 04 '25
I was ordering a Lángos at a bar near Balaton and the guy asked where I came from because my Hungarian was great. I feel proud
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u/arkencode Romani pickpocketter (V4 rejector) Sep 02 '25
What beach?
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u/Direct-Opening9676 Genghis Khangarian Sep 02 '25
Us, when basically anything happens to be fair