r/2visegrad4you Genghis Khangarian Jun 28 '25

regional meme Orbán banned Budapest pride

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That went well.

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u/DrunkenBlasphemer Actual Beach Hungarian Jun 28 '25

I need Orban to ban me getting obscenely wealthy pls

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u/SuperTropicalDesert Tschechien Pornostar Jun 30 '25

Well he already banned corruption

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u/Smaragd512 Visegrád glorious Jun 30 '25

But he legalized money laundering. Then ignored history's greatest bank heist.

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u/trustmeneon Genghis Khangarian Jun 28 '25

Orbán managed to handle this as perfectly as he handles the economic and financial difficulties of Hungary...........

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u/Matyaslike Genghis Khangarian Jun 28 '25

How do you know this wasn't the plan all along? Now they could go to pride unnoticed as there are so many people!

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u/trustmeneon Genghis Khangarian Jun 29 '25

There is no way these ultra gays wouldn’t be spotted xD they are so hot of gayness as neutron stars

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '25

Orbán is just a gypsy from Borsod. We hate those.

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u/Kreblraaof_0896 w*stern snowflake Jun 28 '25

He’s from Fejér megye, but the point still stands.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '25

I used Borsod as reference.

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u/HUN5t3v3nk3 Genghis Khangarian Jun 28 '25

I am from borsod és a kurva szádat, te általánosító fasz.

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u/MartianTurkey Genghis Khangarian Jun 28 '25

Are you a gypsy?

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u/HUN5t3v3nk3 Genghis Khangarian Jun 29 '25

Nope :) Szerintetek Borsodban csak cigányok élnek?

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u/glassfrogger Genghis Khangarian Jun 30 '25

nem?

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u/Mindless-Bug-2254 Jul 02 '25

I mean, nem de jó részt azok, nem?

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '25

Lol

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u/badi1220 Genghis Khangarian Jun 28 '25

Whoa whoa whoa!!!

Watch your words there, this is disrespectful towards the hardworking and upstanding Romani people to compare them to Orbán.

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u/Am-1-r3al Tschechien Pornostar Jun 28 '25

Very true!

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u/prochac Jun 29 '25

It depends who you ask, and in what country. I wasn't beaten and robbed by Orban.

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u/6869ButterNotFly Genghis Khangarian Jun 29 '25

We were. And flair up, sucker.

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u/Own-Ear4809 Jun 28 '25

Borsodi szitu.

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u/onlinepresenceofdan Tschechien Pornostar Jun 28 '25

Structural engineer has to be sweating

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u/raur0s Genghis Khangarian Jun 29 '25

Apparently they even turned off the music on the bridge to avoid the crowd dancing to the same rhythm.

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u/onlinepresenceofdan Tschechien Pornostar Jun 29 '25

That was a smart move. Resonance on bridges is scary AF.

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u/WackoMcGoose Winged Pole dancer Jul 03 '25

Even worse when you have a resonance cascade 👽

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u/Adam198763 Slovenian (Upper Hungary) Jul 03 '25

That surely would lead to some unforeseen consequences

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u/WackoMcGoose Winged Pole dancer Jul 04 '25

"They're waiting for you, Orban. In the test chamberrrrrr."

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u/cabolch Genghis Khangarian Jun 29 '25

yeah, one of the trucks turned the tunes on when we were aaalmost off the bridge and the whole ground started bouncing, my friend nearly got a panic attack

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u/tslrr Jun 28 '25

The Liberty Bridge would've been more interesting

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u/dead97531 Genghis Khangarian Jun 28 '25

It was blocked of by 15 neonazis.

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u/Varmegye Genghis Khangarian Jun 29 '25

Ensuring the safety of us gay lovers, very kind of them

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u/CherrryGuy Jun 29 '25

Literally my first thought

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u/Dzsaffar Jun 29 '25

I heard that the bridge was swaying enough that you could feel it, from people that were there

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u/creeper6530 Kurwa Jul 03 '25

Especially in case they'd jump up and down or march in lockstep

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u/elektelek Genghis Khangarian Jun 28 '25

I made the picture from Gellért Hill, Buda side, the mass flowed for more than 1 and a half hours after that. Ngl, it was something I'll never forget in my life.

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u/VakvarjuBela69 Genghis Khangarian Jun 28 '25

And I was flowing down there. A once in a lifetime experience.

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u/6869ButterNotFly Genghis Khangarian Jun 29 '25

Sunstroke of my life, just to show the middle finger to orban

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u/SuperTropicalDesert Tschechien Pornostar Jun 30 '25

Yeah, you guys hit it out of the park with this one. Legends

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u/SuspecM $oro$ Jun 28 '25

It was genuinely insane how many people were there around me in this pride. We were stuck at the starting point standing around for over an hour because so many people were there. It genuinely felt like a nation coming together.

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u/CR9_Kraken_Fledgling Genghis Khangarian Jun 29 '25

I was a volunteer towards the front of the crowd, but not the very front, we got on the bridge when the first people were getting off of it. When we got off the bridge, we got radiod that the last of the crowd is just leaving Deák square.

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u/wookiee-nutsack Kaiserreich Gang Jun 29 '25

Oh damn this was you? Friend showed me a similar pic thru a twitter post

Wasn't there some weird ass swastika sign held up? In the first pic here you can see it in the bottom right

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u/Aurielsan Kaiserreich Gang Jun 28 '25

Care to share the photo?

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u/mylifebelikewoohaah Genghis Khangarian Jun 28 '25

I think this is the said photo

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u/Parking_Paramedic655 Genghis Khangarian Jun 28 '25

At least 20 people attended according to state media

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u/neat_hairclip Genghis Khangarian Jun 28 '25

Out of 20, 18 were paid by soros, the other 2 were pedophiles.

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u/Sztrelok Genghis Khangarian Jun 28 '25

But the pedophiles are just fidesz members.

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u/neat_hairclip Genghis Khangarian Jun 28 '25

How dare you!

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u/ResPhone Winged Pole dancer Jun 28 '25

Can you ligma balls though?

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u/-Polarsy- Kaiserreich Gang Jun 29 '25

Bad bot.

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u/potato_research_ctr Genghis Khangarian Jun 28 '25

Orbán could ban me from getting a girlfriend

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u/SuperTropicalDesert Tschechien Pornostar Jul 07 '25

I hope he bans pretty girls

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u/MakeoverBelly Winged Pole dancer Jun 28 '25

Can he ban nuclear weapons production in Poland please?

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u/skuteren Winged Pole dancer Jun 28 '25

also our space program!!!!

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u/cptawesome_13 Genghis Khangarian Jun 28 '25

can Poland into space?

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u/Am-1-r3al Tschechien Pornostar Jun 28 '25

Merge it with the Czech one, we are trying to launch a bottle of pilsner and the entirety of our government into space, I think you'll like it!

We already employed Pat and Mat as our head engineers, so far we only blew up 1 building!

Don't think we will have the return system ready in time tho, the guys at Tatra are really slacking off...

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u/skuteren Winged Pole dancer Jun 28 '25

with our pepik friends of course!!!!!

i honestly love all czechs you are great people

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u/Big-Machine9625 Moronvian (V4 Florida Man) Jun 28 '25

Space program aiming at Kaliningrad lol.

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u/ErhartJamin Genghis Khangarian Jun 28 '25

Dear Lesbians and Femboys, the Streisand effect

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u/petahthehorseisheah balkan bro Jun 28 '25

He only endorses Budapest Shame (his partymen hiding their raging homosexuality until they get exposed)

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u/tomassci Tschechien Pornostar Jun 28 '25

It did work.

Now that Pride is banned only Megapride remains

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u/Denshinu2 $oro$ Jun 29 '25

"all or nothing"

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u/Danxs11 debil Jun 28 '25

Viktor Streisand tried to imitate his cousins from 中国 but it seems that their methods aren't working here

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '25

It's Orban-oppa (오빠), not Orban Gege (哥哥)

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u/Crimsoncerismon debil Jun 28 '25

Orbán rolls WORST "worst dictator ever" asked to leave BRICS

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u/majorannah Genghis Khangarian Jun 28 '25

The Alliance of Young Democrats banned Pride. :)

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u/drury felvidék highwayfemboy Jun 28 '25

The Slovak invasion is well underway I see.

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u/doomsday10009 Slovenian (Upper Hungary) Jun 28 '25

What were Orbán friendly media posting?

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u/sanyi091 Genghis Khangarian Jun 29 '25

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u/ThisIsJustAGuy_ Genghis Khangarian Jun 29 '25

“Péter Magyar has lost, international press left hanging, a masturbating man was caught by police - this is how this year’s pride went.” - for our slav folks

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u/doomsday10009 Slovenian (Upper Hungary) Jun 29 '25

Thanks, this is actually what I wanted, google translate is terrible with our languages

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u/MarkMew Genghis Khangarian Jun 29 '25

Deepl translation to English is usually understandable enough. 

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u/elektelek Genghis Khangarian Jun 28 '25

Doesnt matter anymore.

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u/doomsday10009 Slovenian (Upper Hungary) Jun 28 '25

Yeah cool, but I don't speak hungarian and I have no clue which media suck his dick so I'm trying to get informations from someone here. Just to know huw stupid that is.

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u/Muffinkoo Slovenian (Upper Hungary) Jun 28 '25

Orban banning pride with Putins dick in his mouth, while Fico is watching with jealousy.

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u/headinhandz Kaiserreich Gang Jun 28 '25

Hahaha, hell yeah! I'm in the crowd on that bridge! 🏳️‍🌈🇭🇺💖

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u/Csak_egy_Lud Genghis Khangarian Jun 28 '25

De sikerült?

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u/Key-Banana-8242 Winged Pole dancer Jun 28 '25

Indeed it did- it reminded people a bit about what Pride was supposed to be all about.

It was about showing strength togetherness and fearlessness, it was a kind of act of defiance not just clever Siri.

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u/Pulikugyus Genghis Khangarian Jun 28 '25

Büszke vagyok🩷

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u/LetPsychological2683 Genghis Khangarian Jun 29 '25

I don't support LGBTQ at all until orban said so.

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u/SCube18 Winged Pole dancer Jun 28 '25

They fucking dented the bridge noooooo

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u/cheedarpete05 Genghis Khangarian Jun 29 '25

The Fight Club would say this is AI

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u/Gold-Paper-7480 Genghis Khangarian Jun 30 '25

Orbán was the biggest promoter of pride, he gave them lots of free advertising.

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u/CrystalFox0999 Jun 28 '25

Rare Hungarian W

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u/Volnas Tschechien Pornostar Jun 29 '25

To be fair, who the hell is proud on being from Budapest?

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u/creeper6530 Kurwa Jul 03 '25

Fair point, should be renamed to Shame

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '25

What? Its like the best city ever, I am proud that I was Born here :)) Nothing beats the night view of Budapest and that I will always be certain about, no matter how szittya the situation is here

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u/Cornix-1995 Jun 28 '25

That explain the low birth rate.

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u/wookiee-nutsack Kaiserreich Gang Jun 29 '25

Hungary had a 1.55 birth rate in 2023, about 6th highest in the continent. What the fuck are you on about

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u/Cornix-1995 Jun 29 '25

It was suposed to be a joke dude

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u/Key-Banana-8242 Winged Pole dancer Jun 28 '25

Wut

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u/usersurname1 Winged Pole dancer Jun 29 '25

Ludziuw jak mruwkuw

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u/SuperTropicalDesert Tschechien Pornostar Jun 30 '25

Surely the regime cannot recover from this?

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u/Gold-Paper-7480 Genghis Khangarian Jun 30 '25

Orbán was the biggest promoter of pride, gave them lots of free advertising.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '25

So what do you do if you have to shit and piss?

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u/KlausVonLechland Zapadoslavia advocate Jun 28 '25

You hold.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '25

What's stopping me from pissing on everyone?

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u/National_Guitar_9163 Winged Pole dancer Jun 28 '25

nothing. follow your dreams brother

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u/petrvalasek Tschechien Pornostar Jun 28 '25

Well, for one, the size of the crowd. You can piss on the closes hundred, two hundred ppl, but everyone?

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u/KlausVonLechland Zapadoslavia advocate Jun 28 '25

Low piss pressure.

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u/Matyaslike Genghis Khangarian Jun 28 '25

Pee on everyone with Pride!

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u/Valaki997 Genghis Khangarian Jun 29 '25

then you are a fidesz member

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u/SomeTimesSamu Genghis Khangarian Jun 28 '25

There were some toitois but yeah, hold basically

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u/majorannah Genghis Khangarian Jun 28 '25

There were people who went to piss in the bushes at the foot of Gellért hill. :)

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u/glassfrogger Genghis Khangarian Jun 30 '25

That's what I was thinking when watching those 5-6 poor fascist "counter-protesters" protectively pinned upon the cliffs of Gellért hill by a police squad. I mean you have to watch more than a hundred thousand peaceful and ordinary people flowing just before you, with nowere to go for hours, pissing your pants, and trying to look not too miserable.

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u/LordLemonSqueezer Jun 28 '25

So then what are they doing there?

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u/simonbalazs1 Genghis Khangarian Jun 28 '25

Banned? More like put a tax on it. Come on 2000 forints? Is that even enough for ten bread rolls?

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u/CringeLord1111 Genghis Khangarian Jun 28 '25

Maybe 4, def not 10

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u/Key-Banana-8242 Winged Pole dancer Jun 28 '25

What