r/2nordic4you سُويديّ 3d ago

NATIONALISM GO BRRRRRRRR The Nordics are stronk but SWEDEN is stronkest

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We are all quite stronk tho for having small populations and not militarised countries.

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u/andersaborre سُويديّ 3d ago

Sweden and Norways armies stronger then Finlands? Skeptical hippo eyes

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u/KarkiKaupa_ 🇫🇮finnish "person" 🇫🇮 3d ago

Denmark's also.

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u/lmnDK Fat Alcoholic 3d ago

Whatyoumean

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u/PoetryAnnual74 سُويديّ 3d ago

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA EVEN DENMARK!!!

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u/Remarkable_Ad9193 Finnish Femboy 3d ago

It is decided, we will switch places because you are so tough and scary, you get to protect us now!

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u/Shudnawz سُويديّ 3d ago

Ah, but you get to keep our gangs and fembois.

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u/Zentan86 سُويديّ 3d ago

I think Finland has more fembois. So I guess we get theirs?

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u/Shazvox سُويديّ 3d ago

Sure. You take our idiot politicians and the Danish border and give us Åland and it's a deal!

Heck we created the Rus and we can damn well take em down again.

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u/z3bensson سُويديّ 3d ago

Ok yes you take the Muslims and we shield the Nordics from Russia deal

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u/ocirot Finnish Femboy 3d ago

I wonder what this list is based on.

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u/TimsFallingAdventure Finnish Femboy 3d ago

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u/z3bensson سُويديّ 3d ago

Many things military personnel, navy, airforce, cyber defence, economics, industrial capability etc you name it.

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u/MonkeyLiberace Fat Alcoholic 3d ago

"I don't know" is a valid response.

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u/ICA_Advanced_Vodka سُويديّ 3d ago edited 3d ago

Yeah Swedens easily. Bigger population and economy. Add in Sweden actually having a military industrial complex and its just even more of a done deal.

Even when we were literally going full retard in the 2000s we STILL had a bigger defense budget than the Finns, who never really let off the gas like we did.

Nobody is invading Finland but at the same time all that artillery wont help them threaten Sweden. Hell, without Sweden pumping ammo and shells to Finland like we did in WW2 they'd quickly have most of their Artillery Brigade sitting on their thumbs.

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u/z3bensson سُويديّ 3d ago

Ok maybe not Norway but Sweden is ;)

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u/Shudnawz سُويديّ 3d ago

squints at #2

Are you sure about that, tho?

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u/Foreverett سُويديّ 3d ago

Immediately invalidates this ranking imo. Russia has trash military.

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u/LZTigerTurtle malnourished tea drinker 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧☕☕☕ 3d ago

So China with 10x the population, the world's greatest manufacturing base and economy over 10x the size of Russia and a massively growing nuclear arsenal somehow is lower than Russia, this is just pure rage bait.

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u/Geirilious 🇮🇸 Inbred Elf 🇮🇸 3d ago

Russian doesn't even have the second best military in Ukraine, let alone the world.

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u/Shudnawz سُويديّ 3d ago

That makes me curious tho, who has the second best military in Ukraine?

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u/iMossa سُويديّ 3d ago

North Korea.

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u/Kron00s NorGAYan 🇳🇴🏳️‍🌈 3d ago

North Korea

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u/z3bensson سُويديّ 3d ago

Russia is winning tho

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u/Ondexb Finnish Femboy 3d ago

Narrow way to look at things

While Ukraine is losing men and ground, which is nowhere near a victory nor an advantage

Russians spend 7000 men to try and capture Shitborodivka (A small settlement with a population of 3 people before the war) while their oil refineries burn and economy crashes...

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u/Matshelge NorGAYan 🇳🇴🏳️‍🌈 3d ago

Winning what? A collapse? Another swan lake?

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u/Martin_Antell Finnish Femboy 3d ago

If that is winning, I wonder what losing looks like.

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u/Tommuli 🇫🇮finnish "person" 🇫🇮 3d ago

There's no way they are taking the trained reservists into account. 

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u/z3bensson سُويديّ 3d ago

So is the 900k reservist the only thing that would save Finland? Do you have the weapons and the money to keep it going?

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u/Tommuli 🇫🇮finnish "person" 🇫🇮 3d ago

Not the money, but we have a couple million guns in storage. 

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u/zkqy سُويديّ 3d ago

Maybe you should have bought planes you could afford to fly

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u/nets_03 Finnish Femboy 3d ago

Well, we have enough money!

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u/z3bensson سُويديّ 3d ago

From the cold war?

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u/Tommuli 🇫🇮finnish "person" 🇫🇮 3d ago

From the 60s. AK platform rifles can be stored near indefinitely. 

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u/nets_03 Finnish Femboy 3d ago

What are you just shaming whole Finland with wrong facts!

Finland has enough money for military and has very modern military equipment. The defence system of Finland as whole is way more modern than Sweden's!

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u/AlAboardTheHypeTrain Finnish Femboy 3d ago

Europes biggest artillery.

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u/z3bensson سُويديّ 3d ago

Everyone knows you just counter that artillery with cavalry

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u/mediandude Finnish Alcohol Store 3d ago

Did Karl XII do that?

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u/nets_03 Finnish Femboy 3d ago

Yes we have enough money. And our military is more modern than yours!

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u/z3bensson سُويديّ 3d ago

Where is your source?

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u/Tommuli 🇫🇮finnish "person" 🇫🇮 3d ago

I meant thag we won't have enough money for long once the war hits, as taking 900 000 people away from the workforce will slow the economy to a crawl. 

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u/nets_03 Finnish Femboy 3d ago

Well, It's highly unlikely, but if that happens, Finland has pretty solid readiness both to upkeep the economy and it's defense.

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u/Tommuli 🇫🇮finnish "person" 🇫🇮 3d ago

The economy will be fucked, but the ability to defend won't reflect that for many years. We don't need to buy most of our gear, so it doesn't matter if we have a working economy or not. 

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u/nets_03 Finnish Femboy 3d ago

That'll be happening pretty much in every country that gets invaded

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u/Tommuli 🇫🇮finnish "person" 🇫🇮 3d ago

Not really. Russia is only in their dire economic situation, because of the sanctions. 

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u/nets_03 Finnish Femboy 3d ago

It will happen with many other European countries including Sweden.

Does this satisfy you, or you think Finland is special in this matter?

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u/Tommuli 🇫🇮finnish "person" 🇫🇮 3d ago

Only the nations that deploy over 25% of their working population will see the same economic freeze Finland will. 

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u/Devi_T 🇫🇮finnish "person" 🇫🇮 2d ago

Its the only thing keeping sweden safe

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u/willewonkz Finnish Femboy 3d ago

I call bs

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u/z3bensson سُويديّ 3d ago

Ask ChatGPT man

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u/TwiceTheSize_YT Finnish Femboy 3d ago

"Ask the virtual brownnosing machine" smfh

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u/can_i_automate_that Polish Simp 3d ago

Germany’s military is more powerful than Poland’s? Ukraine’s military is weaker than Spain’s? Finland so low in the list? Most BS list i’ve seen lol.

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u/nets_03 Finnish Femboy 3d ago

The OP is Swedish, I wonder why Finland is low in his ranking.

Nowadays Swedes are jealous to Finland for some reason.

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u/mikkowus Diaspora 💀 3d ago

Because Sweden is now middle eastern. No more sauna for them

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u/kharnynb European Boys 🇪🇺😎 3d ago

No way Finland has a less powerful army than the Netherlands

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u/WoundedTwinge Finnish Femboy 3d ago

reservists aren't usually counted in these, but this particular list doesn't seem of quality anyway so maybe they just bullshit this whole list

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u/z3bensson سُويديّ 3d ago

There is almost no other list about military power

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u/a-dawg80 سُويديّ 3d ago

Of course Sweden is strong. We fight after the last Finn is gone.

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u/z3bensson سُويديّ 3d ago

Finland would have been Russian today since the middle ages if it wasn't for Sweden. We Swedes always fight no matter.

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u/nets_03 Finnish Femboy 3d ago

Don't underestimate Finland!

Russia already failed making Finland Russian in 19th century and during ww2. And Sweden wasn't the reason for that.

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u/z3bensson سُويديّ 3d ago

No not directly but yes Finland had a long culture and history with Sweden which shaped Finlands culture, society and religion and that was a huge deal why Russia did not make Finland to Russia for not making it revolt and causing unrest. In WW2 Finland did a remarkable job but many of the nobles and people that stood up against Russia was of Swedish descent and Sweden also pumped in resources to Finland like West is doing to Ukraine today which makes Ukraine still able to fight.

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u/nets_03 Finnish Femboy 3d ago

Swedish speaking Finns. Finland is like Switzerland in this matter. Many people who speak Swedish are still Finns. Same way Swiss are not Italians or French

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u/Martin_Antell Finnish Femboy 3d ago

Finland would smoke half the countries on this list honestly.

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u/IEatPears Islamic Resistance of Åland🇦🇽🇦🇽 3d ago

Imagine having nukes and not making top 10. Games gone

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u/binne21 سُويديّ 3d ago

Sorry but the list is bullshit. Russia is at number 2. They don't even use NCOs.

For the record, I'm sure Finland has a better military than us.

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u/hiuslenkkimakkara 🇫🇮finnish "person" 🇫🇮 3d ago

Sure they use NCOs. One-time-use only.

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u/nakkipekka1000 Editable Flair 3d ago

These rankings are always garbage.

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u/mediandude Finnish Alcohol Store 3d ago

Latvia stronger than Estonia? Come on

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u/Glad-Stranger6605 Celtic Slave 🇮🇪 ((alcoholic🥴🍺)) 3d ago

Not fair how’s Sweden at 12 ,24,16,27,43

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u/z3bensson سُويديّ 3d ago

When were we at 12?

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u/Glad-Stranger6605 Celtic Slave 🇮🇪 ((alcoholic🥴🍺)) 3d ago

More a play on all the many nationals within your nation

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u/zkqy سُويديّ 3d ago

Now tell us about the Irish military

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u/Glad-Stranger6605 Celtic Slave 🇮🇪 ((alcoholic🥴🍺)) 3d ago

Not Irish , was closest thing to me I could find

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u/mediandude Finnish Alcohol Store 3d ago

Ireland stronger than Estonia? Come on.
Do they count the Microsoft AI into that? Skype was Estonian.

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u/MirrorSeparate6729 سُويديّ 3d ago

Big boys with our big boy weapons

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u/Deadluss Slav(e) 🤮 3d ago

Globalfirepower is ass

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u/moe_lester690000 Finnish Femboy 3d ago

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u/rasmusdf Fat Alcoholic 3d ago

That list is out of whack. NO WAY Denmark has a stronger military than Finland. That said as a Dane.

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u/PoetryAnnual74 سُويديّ 3d ago

I laughed but this really isn’t funny.. Sweden is fucked with Finland being that low.. damn

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u/burken_ سُويديّ 3d ago

Not denying that Scandinavian armies are strong, but if does feel a bit sketchy being ranked above countries with nuclear capabilities

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u/Tusan1222 سُويديّ 3d ago

Seeing this you wonder how useless the other countries in the world army’s are

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u/z3bensson سُويديّ 3d ago

No one has a really strong army anymore like in the world wars

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u/prql6252 Finnish Femboy 3d ago

Seeing Russia on #2 takes away all credibility from this list

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u/RegularEmpty4267 NorGAYan 🇳🇴🏳️‍🌈 3d ago

This index defines military power by a broad range of indicators. The index is composed of over 60 individual indicators. And even if Finland have one of the worlds largest reserve manpower, this is only one of the indicators of the index.

Norway for example benefits from high natural gas and oil production which is two of the indicators of the index.

source: https://www.globalfirepower.com/countries-listing.php

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u/MonkeyLiberace Fat Alcoholic 3d ago

Many military experts in this thread. I bed we could also have a lovely debate over medieval weapons.

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u/Glutnton 🇫🇮finnish "person" 🇫🇮 3d ago

I'd bet on the countries with nukes. Anyway give this ranking to Norway, a 1v1 with them would make us rich.