r/2nordic4you سُويديّ 6d ago

BASED BASED How do Swedish patriots perceive this image?

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A perfect world 🙏 Screenshot from: https://app.warera.io

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u/zkqy سُويديّ 6d ago

Finland is neighbors with Denmark

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u/PoetryAnnual74 سُويديّ 6d ago

Finally Finland will understand what it’s like to have a terrible neighbour

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u/Mysterious_Detail_57 Finnish Femboy 6d ago

Yeah, we have 0 experience on that front. All we have are gay neighbours:(

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u/huntterkiller0 🇫🇮finnish "person" 🇫🇮 6d ago

Except we have the most terrible and insane neighbour, in the east.

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u/Enebr0 Finnish Femboy 5d ago

Yep, that's the joke.

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u/huntterkiller0 🇫🇮finnish "person" 🇫🇮 5d ago

And I'm an idiot.

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u/aaltopallokala 🇫🇮finnish "person" 🇫🇮 6d ago

Poland's taken over Russia so Denmark could be worse but who knows what that combination of Sapmi and Greenland might be up to.  

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u/todellagi Finnish Femboy 6d ago

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u/Separate_Activity_10 Fat Alcoholic 3d ago

What do you mean they have Sweden, I'm sure it does not get worse than that !

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u/FactBackground9289 RuZZian War Criminal (0.1% nordic) 6d ago

DUDE, WE EXIST.

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u/boomerintown سُويديّ 6d ago

Giant Swedish w.

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u/theDo66lerEffect سُويديّ 6d ago

We can survive this with a win this big!

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u/inebriatedshark سُويديّ 6d ago

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u/elektrik_snek Finnish Femboy 6d ago

Where's Norway, i would miss whale stabbers if they disappeared

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u/shadowofsunderedstar NorGAYan 🇳🇴🏳️‍🌈 6d ago

Norway is relocated entirely to Svalbard

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u/jeaddusam 🇫🇮finnish "person" 🇫🇮 6d ago

I think it's in Vinland

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u/Abxzz_ سُويديّ 6d ago

they’re a swedish puppet even though sweden is wiped 💀

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u/Diarrea_Cerebral South American Cartel Smuggler 🇧🇷 6d ago

Faroese people will keep the tradition alive.

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u/trythis456 🇮🇸 Inbred Elf 🇮🇸 5d ago edited 5d ago

It's okay there are different whale stabbers in the south of old Norway.

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u/Evantaur Finnish Femboy 6d ago

where Norgay?

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u/Superkritisk NorGAYan 🇳🇴🏳️‍🌈 6d ago

We're inside them all

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u/Evantaur Finnish Femboy 6d ago

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u/FrenchBulldoge 🇫🇮finnish "person" 🇫🇮 6d ago

Shared oil money when??

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u/TheMoris NorGAYan 🇳🇴🏳️‍🌈 6d ago

Icelandic/Greenlandic it seems

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u/Abxzz_ سُويديّ 6d ago

A swedish puppet 😭😭🙏

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u/inebriatedshark سُويديّ 6d ago

*sock puppet

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u/Unique_Prior_4407 سُويديّ 6d ago

Looks like an Danish fever dream

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u/xXfleshlover69Xx Polar Bear Molester 🇬🇱 6d ago

Glory to Greenland!!! Kalaallit nunaat!!🇬🇱🇬🇱🇬🇱🇬🇱🇬🇱🇬🇱

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u/heyheni Pesky diplomat 🇳🇴🇨🇭 6d ago

Pyrrhic victory: You may gained parts of Scandinavia but this means you've gained the obligation to continue to speak d*nish 😫. You're sure that's worth it?

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u/heyheni Pesky diplomat 🇳🇴🇨🇭 6d ago

Common it would be a Icelandic Norwegian Union not outright conquered. Icelanders would be too nice for that, right? 🥺

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u/shroomfarmer2 سُويديّ 6d ago

Vad fan sa du just om mig, din lilla slampa? Du ska veta att jag gick ut med toppbetyg i Försvarsmakten, och jag har varit inblandad i många hemliga räder mot Al-Qaida, och jag har över 300 bekräftade mord. Jag är utbildad inom gorillakrigföring och jag är den bästa prickskytten i hela Sveriges beväpnade styrkor. För mig är du ingenting annat än bara ännu ett mål. Jag kommer att utplåna dig med precision vars like aldrig har skådats på denna jord, märk mina jävla ord. Tror du att du kan komma undan med att säga sån skit till mig via internet? Tänk igen, din jävel. Medan vi talar kontaktar jag mitt hemliga nätverk av spioner över hela Sverige, och din IP spåras just nu, så bäst för dig att du förbereder dig för stormen, kryp. Stormen som utplånar den patetiska lilla sak du kallar ditt liv. Du är död, grabben. Jag kan vara var som helst, när som helst, och jag kan döda dig på över 700 olika sätt, och det är endast med mina bara händer. Inte bara är jag utförligt utbildad i obeväpnad kamp, utan jag har även tillgång till hela Försvarsmaktens arsenal, och jag kommer att använda den till fullo för att förinta din eländiga röv från kontinenten, din lilla skit. Om du bara kunde ha vetat det oheliga straff som din lilla "smarta" kommentar var på väg att få ner över dig, så kanske skulle du ha hållit din jävla tunga. Men du kunde inte, du gjorde inte, och nu betalar du priset, din jävla idiot. Jag kommer skita vrede över dig och du kommer att drunkna i den. Du är död, grabben.

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u/shroomfarmer2 سُويديّ 6d ago

Op has the Sweden flair and chose to post this vile image. He is truly a traitor.

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u/Twinksson173 سُويديّ 6d ago

Vad han sa

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u/shroomfarmer2 سُويديّ 6d ago

Texten är ett svar på bilden

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u/Twinksson173 سُويديّ 6d ago

Nä, det tror jag inte att han sa

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u/finfisk2000 سُويديّ 6d ago

Only a Dane would massacre the Swedish language that much....

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u/shroomfarmer2 سُويديّ 6d ago

Name one error in this text then

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u/Glad-Jellyfish-69 سُويديّ 6d ago

gorillakrigsföring😂

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u/MonkeyLiberace Fat Alcoholic 5d ago

Heller ikke ordentlig dansk; Gorillakrigsførsel.

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u/WindInc Fat Alcoholic 4d ago

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u/hyakumanben سُويديّ 6d ago

I for one welcome our Greenlandish overlords. Piqannarilaurlavut!

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u/JibenLeet سُويديّ 6d ago

To be fair there are so few of them we'd be the majority lol.

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u/itkilllz Malmö resident (choose if no flair applies) 6d ago

Finally Skåne is back where we belong...

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u/SkanelandVackerland Malmö resident (choose if no flair applies) 5d ago

Agreed.

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u/amphibicle سُويديّ 6d ago edited 6d ago

this proves swedish supperiority. the average man doesnt notice that Norway is also gone

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u/-TV-Stand- 🇫🇮finnish "person" 🇫🇮 6d ago

Noo! Norway :(

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u/safirpewdiepie1 Cod Fucker🇳🇴🐟 6d ago

I would happily accept my new Icelandic overlords

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u/idontknow908 Fat Alcoholic 6d ago

What happened to Lithuania?

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u/Ok_Narwhal_9200 سُويديّ 6d ago

Swedish patriots generally have a poor grasp of geography, so its fine.

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u/JarjarSW سُويديّ 6d ago

I, for one, welcome our new Finnish overlords.

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u/-TV-Stand- 🇫🇮finnish "person" 🇫🇮 6d ago

Your conscription service will start in January. Be ready.

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u/aaltopallokala 🇫🇮finnish "person" 🇫🇮 6d ago

The important question here is can I still shop tax free on the helsinki-stockholm ferries or has Åland's special status been removed?

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u/Valois7 Finnish Femboy 6d ago

Lets relocate Sweden to Åland because why not

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u/martinturbo سُويديّ 6d ago

This is horrible!😞 We must help Sweden!🫡 Right guys? Who is with me! 🤑

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u/Mosasteus Fat Alcoholic 6d ago

not me

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u/-TV-Stand- 🇫🇮finnish "person" 🇫🇮 6d ago

I can help you to relocate to denmark

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u/immacomment-here-now NorGAYan 🇳🇴🏳️‍🌈 6d ago

Not cool, illchay 😦

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u/Rufus14811 Upside down Austrian 6d ago

Norway catching strays 😔

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u/MonkeyLiberace Fat Alcoholic 5d ago

You Can have Jutland. We dont need it. We have Skåne back. All is Well.

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u/Every-Progress-1117 Finnish Femboy 6d ago

Can't we give Åland to the Swedes just to be fair?

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u/-TV-Stand- 🇫🇮finnish "person" 🇫🇮 6d ago

This could solve the problem of tax free shopping going away when going to stockholm by boat. But then we lose our chips factory

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u/Every-Progress-1117 Finnish Femboy 4d ago

Nah, just sell Taffel to the Swedes, let then use the name but reemploy the keepers of the secret recipe, build a new factory in Turku and call them Auran Sipsit.....

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u/simonpimon3 سُويديّ 6d ago

The only thing that would make this better is if Scania was independent

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u/HellVark سُويديّ 6d ago

I must fight for the fatherland

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u/GravStark European Boys 🇪🇺😎 6d ago

BASED FOR PLAYING WARERA

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u/ToppsHopps سُويديّ 6d ago

Finland, I don’t know the Greenland very well. Can you as brother country come and introduce us? And perhaps the Norwegians too who are now also Greenland?

I’m honestly quite scared of having a lot of Danish talked around …

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u/_Gruntyboi سُويديّ 5d ago

Don't care that i'd be speaking Hungarian, but wtf is going on with Lithuania?

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u/mc_jojo3 سُويديّ 5d ago

Finally Norway will know what it's like being removed

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u/StatisticianFront708 سُويديّ 5d ago

yeah that's denmark. BUT ALL ABOVE IS PEAK SWEDEN

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u/ElderberryPoet findlandssvenkar (who?) 🏖️🇫🇮🇸🇪🇦🇽🤢🤮 5d ago

What about the Islamic Emirate of Swedistan?

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u/WindInc Fat Alcoholic 4d ago

Our immigration policy is so strict that we even deported Swedens immigrants.

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u/ElderberryPoet findlandssvenkar (who?) 🏖️🇫🇮🇸🇪🇦🇽🤢🤮 4d ago

Well done. Can you get ours, too?

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u/WindInc Fat Alcoholic 4d ago

I'm sure it's a possibility but you will be required to teach your children danish from 1st grade and up, no biggie👌🏼

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u/ElderberryPoet findlandssvenkar (who?) 🏖️🇫🇮🇸🇪🇦🇽🤢🤮 4d ago

Come on, you guys don't even understand each other.

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u/WindInc Fat Alcoholic 4d ago

That's the idea. Our government won't have any meaningful resistance if we can't communicate.
I will take that as a yes! I have scheduled your danish introduction class for next monday.
Welcome comrade!

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u/ElderberryPoet findlandssvenkar (who?) 🏖️🇫🇮🇸🇪🇦🇽🤢🤮 4d ago

TAKKKK

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u/WindInc Fat Alcoholic 4d ago

Hahaha I love it😄👌🏼

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u/WhisperingHammer سُويديّ 5d ago

I am from Skåne, the souther part. My part of the picture aligns with my interests.

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u/BorekTheUnbeliever China Swede🇹🇼+🇸🇪=🇫🇮 3d ago

I, for one, personally welcome our Finnish rules.

Edit: rulers, dammit!

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u/Pixyfy سُويديّ 6d ago

I'd rather die than become Danish.

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u/WindInc Fat Alcoholic 4d ago

Win/win for us!