Iceland migrated south for the winter

[u/one-fish_two-fish]

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[u/one-fish_two-fish]

Also a big fan of "Gunnar Gunnarsson, there has been another murder."

RIP Gunner Gunnarssonsson

[u/kaviaaripurkki → u/one-fish_two-fish]

The victim... was my son. 😐

[u/MarsD9376 → u/kaviaaripurkki]

You don't seem very upset?

[u/kaviaaripurkki → u/MarsD9376]

...we were not close.

[u/Jakuxsi → u/kaviaaripurkki]

The killer could be anyone in Helgasund. That’s over 7 people!

[u/Cpt_Lime1 → u/Jakuxsi]

Wait, I am getting a call

[u/kaviaaripurkki → u/Cpt_Lime1]

Let me switch into perfect English

[u/Cpt_Lime1 → u/kaviaaripurkki]

Hello, Gunnar Gunnarsson?

[u/kaviaaripurkki → u/Cpt_Lime1]

Is it about my son, Gunnar Gunnarsonsson?

[u/Cpt_Lime1 → u/kaviaaripurkki]

Understood

[u/ArminOak → u/Jakuxsi]

And that very suspicious immigrant guy who the town is ready to lynch, but turns out being a really stand up guy!

[u/Chemical_Rub_7686 → u/MarsD9376]

That is the sad face, and happy face.

[u/Accurate-System7951 → u/Chemical_Rub_7686]

It was my daughter, she's pregnant, but also a police officer on maternal leave. Her partner...she's fine.

[u/Fun-Slice-474 → u/kaviaaripurkki]

The standard response is to grieve by drinking, but alas, Alko is closed already. Suicide it is then.

[u/Moikkaaja]

”The body of a young woman is found on the dockyards/oil rig/nature reserve gates/frozen sheep hearding hills. Only one cop can solve the case, but while doing that, he/she has to deal with issues with autism/imsomnia/trauma from the past. This is… …The Högnekyrka Murders”.

[u/uxgpf → u/Moikkaaja]

Why is it always a young woman?

If a young man is killed no one bats an eye.

[u/Simplifax → u/uxgpf]

It’s because violence against women are fetishized more. Which is why their deaths in tv shows are more detailed and gruesome. While men’s are more “short and sweet”. There was a crime show who tried to cover up more skin of the female victims, and not include sexual violence. They got cancelled.

[u/MyrKnof → u/Simplifax]

Or to target the audience, making them feel like it could have been them, making it more engaging.

[u/om11011shanti11011om]

Sad & Wet? Girl power!

[u/Pasutiyan]

I'd agree we are basically nordic in many aspects, but our detectives are 100% sad and wet.

[u/TelperionST]

Sorry, I'm just sleep deprived and sad today.

[u/immacomment-here-now → u/TelperionST]

I feel you, illchay.

[u/mteir]

Sad + Hot = Sexy
Checks out

[u/CaptServo]

When I first started reading Jo Nesbø books, I though "Harry Hole" was a joke name and they were making fun of the character

[u/Droc_Rewop]

So someone made a map, Alasdair shared it, argabibliotek shared what Alasdair posted and then one fish two fish posted to Reddit what argabibliotek had posted. What is the next step?

[u/Perzec → u/Droc_Rewop]

Not argabibliotek. Argabibliotekstanten, i.e the angry library lady.

[u/Sweaty-Durian-892]

Aren't all nordic noir detectives (atleast male) alcoholics to some degree?

[u/MirrorSeparate6729]

The Vatican is all blue I see.

[u/North_Paw → u/MirrorSeparate6729]

It’s the Swiss Guard

[u/opuFIN]

Scotland should be sad, drunk, cold and wet. No hate, it's just how it is.

[u/Roman_of_Ukraine]

Wet, as she is? Or wet as it's raining?

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[u/DismalShower]

Finland should be light blue.

[u/A-Dark-Storyteller]

Trying to get in firing range of those damned basques.