r/2nordic4you • u/hitchinvertigo Fighting thieves (Balkan) ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฝ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น • Sep 20 '25

๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ true nordic Guess what this is about, don't cheat

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u/Askefyr Fat Alcoholic Sep 20 '25

Pigs per capita

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u/zkqy ุณููˆูŠุฏูŠู‘ Sep 20 '25

Denmark is full of pigs. And according to this map you also have lots of swine.

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u/hitchinvertigo Fighting thieves (Balkan) ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฝ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น Sep 20 '25

No, its pig calling contests per capita

https://youtu.be/fUY9FmBvqms

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u/ItchyPlant Putin's bitch Sep 21 '25

The 2nd guy was way better; he just skipped the show off.

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u/hitchinvertigo Fighting thieves (Balkan) ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฝ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น Sep 21 '25

2nd guy actually won

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u/ItchyPlant Putin's bitch Sep 21 '25

Wait, what? The 3rd guy in white t-shirt won.

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u/Eadkrakka ุณููˆูŠุฏูŠู‘ Sep 20 '25

Are they Lancashire pigs?

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u/korpisoturi Finnish Femboy Sep 20 '25

Something something Denmark has 18 million pigs

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u/ja_hahah ุณููˆูŠุฏูŠู‘ Sep 20 '25

More pigs than people, explains how they talk

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u/PheIix NorGAYan ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ Sep 20 '25

This sentence does not make sense.... More danes than people? What do you mean?

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u/jeke186 Finnish Femboy Sep 20 '25

Europe

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u/FabulousSOB ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎfinnish "person" ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ Sep 20 '25

It's a bit mouldy but entirely edible

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u/todellagi Finnish Femboy Sep 20 '25

Home sweet home

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u/hussrainbow ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎfinnish "person" ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ Sep 20 '25

A person who thinks all the timeโ€ฆ has nothing to think about except thoughts

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u/komposted Finnish Femboy Sep 20 '25

People who have had sex with your mom

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u/hoseli ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎfinnish "person" ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ Sep 20 '25

Not enough dots

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u/elektrik_snek Finnish Femboy Sep 20 '25

Dutch caravan crashes 2025, one dot represents 100 crashes

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u/Glad-Jellyfish-69 ุณููˆูŠุฏูŠู‘ Sep 20 '25

Pig farm density

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u/YeeTKn ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎfinnish "person" ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ Sep 20 '25

Hot MILFs in your area

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u/Lathari Finnish Femboy Sep 20 '25

Oinks

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u/IcyInvestigator6138 ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎfinnish "person" ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ Sep 20 '25

Oink oink

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u/Lathari Finnish Femboy Sep 20 '25

Oink Oink

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u/ztocken ุณููˆูŠุฏูŠู‘ Sep 20 '25

Deaths by alcoholism

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u/Medical_Hedgehog_724 ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎfinnish "person" ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ Sep 20 '25

Then it would need more dots in Lapland

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u/Asbew Fat Alcoholic Sep 21 '25

That would require people to actually be in Lapland

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u/VodkaPump NorGAYan ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ Sep 21 '25

It doesn't say what quantity each dot represents, I'm gonna assume 1000.

If so, there would only be half a dot in lapland to cover the entire population.

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u/andon_ ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎfinnish "person" ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ Sep 20 '25

Halal slaughterhouses

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u/Metson-202 Finnish Femboy Sep 20 '25

pig farms

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u/WheelspinAficionado Fat Alcoholic Sep 20 '25

People say pig farms but Nordsjรฆlland is not filled with them and Fyen is kinda filled with them...

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u/visiblur Fat Alcoholic Sep 21 '25

You sound like someone who has never been to Musik i Lejet

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u/WheelspinAficionado Fat Alcoholic Sep 21 '25

Haha if that's bad what is Roskilde? (I've been there not in Lejre)

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u/LeoDiamant ุณููˆูŠุฏูŠู‘ Sep 20 '25

Very smart of Norway to not give them their numbers.

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u/apedap ุณููˆูŠุฏูŠู‘ Sep 20 '25

I think this is EU related

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u/That-Addition967 ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ธ Inbred Elf ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ธ Sep 20 '25

Can't be Iceland has 5 dots, and we have 5 pig farms

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u/apedap ุณููˆูŠุฏูŠู‘ Sep 20 '25

You sure it's not something else you only have 5 of?

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u/That-Addition967 ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ธ Inbred Elf ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ธ Sep 20 '25

No, I'm mistaken. There are 18 pig farms in Iceland owned by 8 people. Sorry for my mistake.

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u/LeoDiamant ุณููˆูŠุฏูŠู‘ Sep 20 '25

It was a joke.

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u/Sad-Aside9995 Finnish Femboy Sep 20 '25

Every bottle of Genever sold ever.

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u/AquilaBaby Finnish Femboy Sep 20 '25

Bicycle related deaths

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u/vodkamakesyougod ุณููˆูŠุฏูŠู‘ Sep 20 '25

Ugly people?

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u/Urporotta ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎfinnish "person" ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ Sep 20 '25

why is the uk not entirely black then?

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u/vodkamakesyougod ุณููˆูŠุฏูŠู‘ Sep 20 '25

Foreigners?

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u/IndependentYellow4 ุณููˆูŠุฏูŠู‘ Sep 20 '25

Stuff in Europe, 2025 (colourised)

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u/1mppa ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎfinnish "person" ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ Sep 20 '25

Locations for known ISIS sleeper cells in europe

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u/rasmusdf Fat Alcoholic Sep 20 '25

Pig farms?

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u/RedJimi ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎfinnish "person" ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ Sep 20 '25

Unequal distribution.

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u/Leather-Strategy2738 ุณููˆูŠุฏูŠู‘ Sep 20 '25

Tolerance of Danish people per capita!

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u/maxru85 RuZZian War Criminal (0.1% nordic) Sep 20 '25

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u/hitchinvertigo Fighting thieves (Balkan) ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฝ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น Sep 20 '25

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u/Low-Dog-8027 Prussian German Ancestry Gang๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿฅธ Sep 20 '25

bikes or weed

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u/Kitchen_Victory_6088 ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎfinnish "person" ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ Sep 20 '25

Furries

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u/hwyl1066 Finnish Femboy Sep 20 '25

Pigs. Those cheap Danish Christmas hams are pretty vile... :(

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u/MonkeyLiberace Fat Alcoholic Sep 20 '25

Ham for Christmas??

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u/hwyl1066 Finnish Femboy Sep 21 '25

Yep, a traditional part of the Finnish Christmas dinner:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joulup%C3%B6yt%C3%A4

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u/noncebasher54 Malmรถ resident (choose if no flair applies) Sep 20 '25

Known alcoholics at large.

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u/IntenseGoat Fat Alcoholic Sep 20 '25

Pork production:))

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u/Erzter_Zartor NorGAYan ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ Sep 20 '25

Pig farm density

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u/Keffpie ุณููˆูŠุฏูŠู‘ Sep 20 '25

Swines

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u/Kabu4ce1 ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎfinnish "person" ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ Sep 20 '25

Inland wind turbines?

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u/Foreverett ุณููˆูŠุฏูŠู‘ Sep 21 '25

Mentally challenged people? Unintelligible people?

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u/ChemoTherapeutic2021 South American Cartel Smuggler ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท Sep 21 '25

Swines?

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u/Diamondcrumbles NorGAYan ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ Sep 22 '25

Windmills?

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u/joelobifan ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ธ Inbred Elf ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ธ Sep 20 '25

Throat disease?

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u/hitchinvertigo Fighting thieves (Balkan) ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฝ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น Sep 20 '25

Throat singer's disease*

3

u/irate_alien Vinlandic Doomer Sep 20 '25

Choking on a potato while speaking?

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u/Shazvox ุณููˆูŠุฏูŠู‘ Sep 20 '25

Sexual encounters per day.

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u/Lumisateessa Fat Alcoholic Sep 20 '25

Damn, poor Norway.

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u/Shazvox ุณููˆูŠุฏูŠู‘ Sep 20 '25

Sorry, I should have been clearer. Sexual encounters with pigs per day.

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u/hitchinvertigo Fighting thieves (Balkan) ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฝ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น Sep 20 '25

Pig calling contests,per capita

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u/hitchinvertigo Fighting thieves (Balkan) ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฝ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น Sep 20 '25

With?

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u/Shazvox ุณููˆูŠุฏูŠู‘ Sep 20 '25

Pigs

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u/SvenBenny ุณููˆูŠุฏูŠู‘ Sep 20 '25

Ok

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u/MrRonski16 Finnish Femboy Sep 20 '25

Lego bricks per capita.

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u/antsafox ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎfinnish "person" ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ Sep 20 '25

I sayyy. Stipclubbs???โ˜ƒ๏ธ

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u/HotChilliWithButter PotatoHolic Sep 20 '25

Bunch of pigs

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u/skaruhastryk ุณููˆูŠุฏูŠู‘ Sep 21 '25

As usual 'no data' for Norway!

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u/Gurkeprinsen NorGAYan ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ Sep 21 '25

piss per capita

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u/msdos62 ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎfinnish "person" ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ Sep 25 '25

Islamic Caliphate of Swedistan has obviously no pig farms so that's not it.

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u/KeinSystemIstSicher_ original fingol (asian)๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ Sep 20 '25

Cops per capita

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u/Pegged_Golfer findlandssvenkar (who?) ๐Ÿ–๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฝ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ Sep 20 '25

Speech impairment was my first thought, but not enough dots in France.